*watching a grown man struggle with 5+7 is oddly entertaining*

at least it’s a horror game that has the lights on

I think Dan offended Baldi by calling his single hair an eyebrow

“Detention is good for you!” -DanTDM. 2018

Dan: So this is when he's supposed too hit us with a STICK right! Me: It's a ruler

Game Producers: there is no way someone can make a game educational, stupid, and scary at the same time! Baldi: Hold my ruler.

From 12 minutes ago, to 5 years ago. It makes me want to cry seeing how you've changed.

Dan: walks up to a phone... “who’s this dude?”

*When your sibling takes your stuff without permission..* *SLAPS RULER AGAINST PALM*

The soda makes you burp and push him away The guy who puts u in detention is the principal and the keys help u get out of the detention early An extra quarter helps u get a another soda from the vending machine And the lock helps you lock the yellow cafeteria doors from baldi and others for a while And lastly the sock puppet will take all you're books if you come too close or bump into him That's all I have learnt from this game :)

Dan: Who is the principal? Principal: Literally walks through him Dan: still doesn't know

baldi's impossible question answer: By typing in the number “31718”, you will unlock the secret known as “This Is Where It All Began”, which teleports you to the test room used during the game's creation.

"Detention is good for you" dantdm 2019

16:18 That's a glitch they forgot to patch Dan.

2021 :( Dan, I always watched you when I was a kid, I still do sometimes, Your content is amazing you make people enjoy life and make people happy, just what you did for me and my siblings, you always made me smile when I was feeling down and now, you still do! I don't watch you often, I'm just getting older, Your a great person! Keep up the great work Dan!!!! :)

10:37 rare footage of dan getting scared of a broom

Dan: wait, who is the principal? *principal runs by* *dan gets detention for entering school faculty* Dan: where is the principal's office?

11:00 top ten youtuber screams

12:57 “minus 4” puts minus 1

15:40 The Sweep Just takes Playtime along with him. That part cracked me up!🤣

me:how is this a horror game? baldi jumpscares me:NVM

"No dabbing in the halls"

He is too nostalgic

“I won’t spend it all at once baldi” later: * spends it all on one vending machine

Dan: He starts hitting us with a *stick.* Also Dan: They get the Baldi slap with the *ruler.*

Dan, because you left trayaurus for a long time, what if he grew arms in a experiment and got revenge on u in a school and made a identity called baldi

Ah, it had been so long, I remember videos with grimm and the old lab, Ive finally came back after years and the nostalgia is hitting hard, it seems your doing good, Hope your day is going good

Daniel:You have three eyebrows what’s going on? Baldi: face palm* Me: he has two eye brows and a hair AND THIS IS HOW BALDI GOT HIS SQUISHED HANDS 1. He slapped his ruler to hard or 2. He face palmed to hard Thank u

Gotta S W E E P S W E E P S W E E P

The fact that the game is intentionally low quality in graphics make it even creepier

7:10 Legendary scream

17:48 when Dan freaks out 😂😂

Im just seeing dan suffering while answering math questions😂😂😂

Hey Dan its your Pikachu man! Here are some tips for tackling that weird pokemon Baldi: 1:That 'sweep sweep sweep' guy, hey helps by pushing you away from Baldi and that skipping rope girl called Suzy. 2: GET ALL OF THE SODA!!!!!! It helps by pushing Baldi away. Fire it at him and watch the magic. Emergencies only since there are only two soda cans. 3: A 'bully' steals your stuff if you bump into him. He's fat and wears an orange sweatshirt. 4: The principal (that guy in the grey jumper with his mouth wide open) gives you detention. 5: The sock takes a notebook from you. READ THIS AND PLEASE MENTION ME IN YOUR NEXT BALDI VIDEO. THX!

i love watching his old videos. Don't get me wrong, i love his new ones! But whenever I wanna go back and feel some nostalgia, I go to him

5:09 How do u type BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ? 😂😂😂

11:02 When I see a spider. . .

How does he hear every door you open when he has no ears?!

I remember this video coming out a few minutes ago. Crazy how much time has gone by.

This music is so nostalgic

Characters : Baldi - the green man Play girl - she just wants to play Principal - make sure you dont run near him Sock - just dont touch it Bully - you must give him a item to pass through Broom - SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

Amazing how he knows all this, qualified to be a teacher... but doesn’t even know the answer to square root of 100. *What happened to the universe throughout the years..?*

7:10 I laughed so hard XD

This is true nostalgia.

DAN PLEASE READ! Heres all the items work: The BSODA if you aim at baldi then use it he will get pushed away The lock makes a door get locked (of course) The zesty bar makes you dont lose stamina The tape makes baldi not hear and get distracted The quarter makes you buy a BSODA from the vending machine If you read this and this helped. Please shoutout in the next Baldi's Basics video. That would be very nice :)

Baldi: then when you find something you can use it on left click on the Dan: *Shut up gimme the quarter all ready*

4:53 My teacher during math class

12:44 wow the principal scared him so much that the room behind him changed

*GOTTA SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP* Gotta love the broom Janitor ,., xD

*I Had a Friend named Baldi he was Bald*

4:53 the start of an iconic moment in this game's history... 29.5.24

A List Of All Characters And Their Effects (Excluding Baldi): Principle Of The Thing - Gives You Detention If He Sees You Break Any Rules Playtime - Makes You Play Jumprope With Her It's A Bully - Takes One Of Your Items Arts And Crafters - Appears Behind Corners, Will Teleport You AND Baldi To Start If You Make Eye Contact After Collecting All 7 Notebooks Gotta Sweep - Can Push The Player And Characters 1st Prize - Pushes The Player

Baldi’s basics and a nutshell School rules Don’t drink Don’t eat Don’t live Don’t exist Whatever u do will send u to detentions

Dan in every horror game: "I HATE THIS GAME." Me in every horror game: *Okay this is cool*

I know Dan has already played Baldi now and knows this stuff, but to anyone who’s wondering: The Principal of the Thing is the one who catches you running or entering faculty only doors. Use his keys to escape detention. You can stop from having to jump rope with the jump rope girl by using the scissors to cut the jump rope. However, she can still come back after that. I think we already know what Sweep does, but just to make sure, he can sweep you, Baldi, or any other character or thing in his path. Arts and crafts is another character who can teleport you places. When you see an item on the screen after you die, that is the item you could of used to escape Baldi catching you. For example, if you lose because of the jump rope girl, the item on the screen would be the scissors. Finally, there is no possible way to solve the messed up questions, unless you are playing an edit/mod where you have to figure out that answer.

I’ve never seen Dan so happy about solving a math equation.

*his reaction to the sock SOOOO COOL

“No entering school faculty only rooms in the halls.” Dan: I wasn’t even running!

Ahhh, the nostalgia, this game gives me so much nostalgia

Baldi: seven... minus... eight... equals... Dan: *in a deep voice* minus one Batman: HOW DAR U USE MA VOIC!!!

Tips : Locks are for locking the yellow doors, so he can’t get in! The blue soda thing is to push Baldi away if he’s close. And the Chocolate is for speed! And, Baldi will be faster every question you get wrong. Goodluck Dan!

It’s sad how time flies by so fast , I missed dan playing baldi 🥺

9:02 Game : i hear every door you open subtitles : i hit every toy you open

TIPS: Chocolate bars refill stamina, arts and crafters will take ALL your notebooks if you get close to them, bullies take your stuff, that guy that roams the halls is the principal, and will put you detention if you break rules, soda allows you to burp baldi away, yellow door locks can be used on yellow doors to lock them for a short time, and dan, make sure to take all the books in the long hall to the left of the school before baldi catches up to you. Using a quarter on a soda machine will give you a soda, using a quarter on a phone will disract baldi and he will go to the phone if you are not in his sight. MAKE SURE TO HAVE A SODA WHEN YOU HAVE ALL 7 NOTEBOOKS! baldi will be WAY faster than you and you will need to blow him away. Sorry this was so long but i HOPE IT HELPS!

9:01 Dan: I hear every door you open Subtitles: I hit every toy you open It makes no sense and I love it

I remember watching this when I was seven I was so happy when he just uploaded it

Tips: you can push people away from you with BSODA don't look at Sock Man he really does hear every door you open. if you open a door without going in, it will trick him the whistle is coming from the principal, and it means he's nearby. if you break the rules when he's around, he will send you to detention every time you get detention the time will increase by 15 you can cut that girl's jump rope with safety scissors every question you get wrong will make Baldi faster there are 4 exits. only one of them is real. keep this in mind when you get to the end of the game

I’m in year 7 now ( so secondary school ) and we have this maths teacher and he’s bald so we all call him Baldi but my friend couldn’t remember what was next ( basics ) so she called him Baldis express and now that’s what we call him 😂😂

Oh and u can use the keys to get out detention. U give the quarters to the bullies so they won't take your stuff. And u use the locks to lock the yellow doors.

11:24 Dan: Baldi Baldi: did you call me?

This bringing me back to the good old days 😌

*His reaction to baldi* hi *His reaction to the broom* AHHHH *His reaction to playtime* WHO ARE YOU? *His reaction to the principal* I HAVE DETENTION

That baldi just scared the heck out of me!😫 P.S. Great fan of yours..

Jumpscare timestamps in case anyone has come back to watch this series 7:10 11:38 13:36 15:55 16:26 17:14 19:25

What every else sees 2 What dan sees 3 10:30

If this was real life then I would tell my friend to get the notebooks himself..... true friendship

the thumbnail did not load for me i thought that he got a pug named baldi

PLAYTIME=ALL OF HIS FAN'S 18:02

No one: Me when dan gets caught:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

His reaction to the second book 3rd question was hilarious!

11:02 when u see sun in Ireland

11:02, his scream XD

OMG i have watched this about 1000 times, it never gets old!

There is a tape recorder in the detention room for the tape

The bad part about dans vids is that It has to end

DanTDM:Hello Baldi! Lol,What If Baldi Started Slapping Is Ruler Right After Dan Said That?

Man the childhood nostalgia

THIS GAME IS AN EDUCATIONAL, COLORFUL SLENDERMAN

"Who is the principal?" *principal walks by*

After watching this in 2020 I realize how much this game has really changed

Them: how many hours do you reckon you’ve watched of DanTDM? Me: Y. E. S.

7:11 imagine waking up to that every morning. 😬

12:57 Dan: minus 4 **Types minus 1** me:YOU LIEDDDD jk

This is one of the last time dantdm has og thumbnail and og taste of content

14:48 This is my favourite noise ever:

I have a condition that means my heart is in my stomach and covered by a very thin layer of skin. When I'm in hospital I love watching your videos and they keep my happy and positive. Love ya

Since all the doors are "99" try the awnser as 99

Dan: Jumpscares Sweep: Litterally Pushed Him Sweep: Takes Along With Playtime

Hey Dan! I remember watching you when I was very little, I just wanted to say, thank you, for being a part of my childhood I hope your family and you will live very happy lives!!! Your the best!

13:36 NOOOOOOO. . . Why, scissors? XD