He's such a smooth crimminal that he stole every other beat.

It sound like he’s trying to sing a Japanese song but he doesn’t know a word of Japanese

That ain't smooth criminal, that's rough policeman 💀

This is truly a touching story about a man asking a woman if she is walking okay after being struck by the boot of a jealous man named Dennis, pure perfection

“You’ve been hit, hit by booth” -Mcal Jcsn

“Not-Quite-As-Smooth Criminal”

The beat sounds like a very terrifying water level in Sonic the hedgehog. Labyrinth zone still gives the chills

1:15 “You’ve been hit! Struck by booth!” *The last time Abe’s face was ever seen until they put it on the penny.*

"You've been hit by Booth." The last thing Abraham Lincoln would hear.

When you skip through an NPC's story you've listened to a million times before.

Okay but the thumbnail of this video goes incredibly hard

Its actually crazy that it still sounds good, MJ was really a master composer.

Michael Jackson’s theme music if he was a villain in an old school rpg:

Skipping through the snapchat story of a girl who went to a concert

okay genuinely 1:22 - 2:03 is a fucking bop and nobody can tell me other wise, and near the end I usually think he's saying "now move it, move it!

Mario: “Luigi what are ya doing?” Luigi: “Mario are you okay? Mario are you okay? WAAAH”

This is what having a panic attack sounds like.

Guys, I don’t think Annie is okay.

0:50 was not just inspiring but changed the music industry forever! The world wouldn’t be the same without this one line. Summed up all my troubles in life and real helped me throughout the years!

why does this actually sound so good

This is what its like when you kinda remember a song, but not quite

“You’ve been hit by *clap clap * Booth” -John Wilkes Booth after assassinating Abraham Lincoln

Once again. It has returned in the feed of my algorithm. See you whenever, space cowboy.

1:05 Sounds like Dennis was a faulty Nintendo product

Alternative title: Rough Criminal

my sims: *dying* the radio in the background:

"You've been hit, struck by booth" is a weird thing to say.

bro this is 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

This sounds like cartoons trying to avoid being sued

This is what a free trial of something feels like.

Lyrics: WOO chugga chugga As your go doh down down don't don't Get to pardon on the flushed-faced carpet Sir, a taypo tushy naypo Shut your bedroom duck downtown too Annie yajewoo so wookie, wookie Annie yajewoo so wookie, wookie Annie yajewoo so wookie, wookie Annie yajewoo so wookie, wookie! Bokay dance, okay Gonna send you back to Nintendo Hit the market, flushed-faced carpet And then your Red Bull ducked downtown too Annie yajewoo so boojie, boojie Annie yajewoo so boojie, boojie Annie yajewoo so boojie, boojie You've been hit by, hit by *B O O T* So you're ok, done day, black day By Dalmatians, heartbeats, Asians Annie yajewoo so boojie, boojie Annie yajewoojie, Annie yajewoojie Annie yajewoojie, Annie yajewoojie Annie yajewoojie, Annie yajewoo so bookie, bookie! Bokay dance, okay Gonna send you back to Nintendo Hit the market, flushed-faced carpet And then your Red Bull ducked downtown too Annie yajewoo so wookie wookie, You've been hit by, struck by *B O O T*

“WE ARE BEING HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

My dad saw me watching this and said “Why is mario leaning”

“You’ve been *clap clap* struck by mood” -Gandhi

Why in the French hell does this song still kinda work?

possibly the best thumbnail of all time

This is what the doctor’s handwriting sounds like

No this isn’t smooth criminal. This is unbalanced crook (I’m lookin back on these reply’s a year later, y’all are funny)

The simplicity of something like taking out every other beat has NO RIGHT TO BE THIS FUCKING FUNNY 😭😭 I can feel the dedication that went into this, and now I have something new to randomly laugh about during tests.

glad to hear "I know as apposed to "I don't know" in the original song.

Parent: What's wrong? Kid trying to explain why they're crying:

The lack of a beat weirdly creates a beat in itself.

This is just how music sounds when insanely drunk. I love it.

This is actually very good and well done. I love this, good work!

Probably the worst part is that it still sounds like music

“Annie are you ok?” “Ok?” “Ok.” My comforting skills in a nutshell.

0:58 This path was unironically *Smooth*

I'm revisiting this video so often it starts to sound normal.

1:05 “Ok, Dennis, ok. I’m gonna send you back to Nintendo”

“You’ve been hit- hit by boot.” - Luigi Jackson.

Six years later it’s still good

The ultimate end of a 2D retro game where your final boss is your close companion, named Annie, who has been forced to fight you.

0:55 “Nation, Heartbeats, Asians” I felt that

POV: You are fighting the final boss in a modded game.

This with the Luigi background hits HARD😂😂😂

You've been hit by, moo!

When you think there’s another step at the top of the stairs but there isn’t

0:52 "Sunday, out way, Done day, Black day. My dalmatian heartbeat Asians."

0:00 to 0:24 genuinely sounds very good. Nice beats.

Alternate title "Smooth" sung by Micheal

Everyone be quiet hes singing the sims bible.

Me : tries to remember any song My brain : best I can do is this

This mix is goated

"you've been hit 👏👏 hit by...MOOTH-" -Michael Jackson

Somewhat rough around the edges criminal

when michael isnt okay but still asks annie if shes okay

Now we need a version with the other beats

1:14 how the ulterior motives search ended

"walking down the walking" "anny are you walking walking" *musical perfection*

This actually sounds so good! "Annie are you so okay okay"

It sounds like a scratched CD. It could pass for AI generated music and it does sound kinda cool

Me: trying to sing smooth criminal on zoom What my friends hear in the call:

This is what MJ sounds like if you don't understand English.

0:46 "You've been hit... hit by... mood"

"YOUVE BEEN HIT, STRUCK BY BOOT" and "OK DENNIS OK, IM GONNA SEND YOU BACK TO NINTENDO" are two odd gems

Sounds like Michael Jackson is having a stroke

"You've been hit by-" *clap* "hit by!" "bOOT".

0:24 *monke, monke* 0:32 *monke, dance* 1:35 *h a h o*

Why tf is this fire?? HELLO WHAT THE FUCK?! 🔥🔥

This sounds like a song you’d hear on the Sims radio. 😂😂

"you've been hit by, you've been struck by B O O T H" the last words lincoln ever heard

Ok dennis im gonna send you back to nintendo okay now im imagining him throwing a guy called dennis in front of the nintendo of america buliding

Slightly sharp but still smoothened in some sort criminal

0:46 You’ve been hit by... _booth_ Abraham Lincoln: _sweats nervously_

When Michael Jackson said “Bokay Dallas, Bokay” I really felt that

"What kind of music are you into?" "tscmlctd"

Michael: You've been hit by boo Me: *AAAAH!!!*

"Annie are you a Wookie?" He's really asking the hard hitting questions. We need to know.

1:36 - 1:42 HAAA OOOH HAAA OOOH HAAA OOOH HAAA OOOH 😂😂😂

This is what my fever dreams sound like.

0:46 “you’ve been hit, hit by booth” Abe Lincoln: nervous sweating

Sentences in my head: *Perfect English* Sentences when I say It:

This made my brain bleed.

This what all music sounds like at 3am when you’re tired af

0:00 boss fight intro 0:07 Jungle boss theme 1:25 phase 2 1:35 Low health 1:51 celebration music

Putting the song aside, we’re not gonna talk about how Luigi and Toad are killing the lean right now??

This is actually amazing

1:03 Oh king oh king Oh king damn he’s smoking

Everybody asks: "Annie are you okay?" Never, "Michael, are you high?"