Everything Wrong With Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.
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@joakimpaulsberg6571 5 жыл бұрын

-"Give him a reason to live" -"You`re going to be a father" - "No, i said give him a reason to LIVE"

@Weigazod 5 жыл бұрын

Joajim pølseberg “i need a soccer team” :)

@h0197 5 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@t.r.luxx1311 5 жыл бұрын

@@h0197 I cant tell if this reply is you joking about not understanding this or you genuinely don't understand this joke. I mean no offense and I'm legitimately curious, it's just difficult reading a reply and knowing whether it's in a sarcastic tone or not.

@h0197 5 жыл бұрын

@@t.r.luxx1311 I genuinely do not understand the joke. Could you explain the joke?

@jacobharris4207 5 жыл бұрын

@@h0197 The joke is that learning that he will be a father would cause him to embrace the sweet release of death.

@TearYouApart360 5 жыл бұрын

This was such a good movie. Del Toro did an amazing job. Sadly, it was underappreciated and didn't get the trilogy it deserves.

@Fenrispro Жыл бұрын

Woohoo yes!

@origionalpagan 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, Nuada is an irish god, and Balor was actually the man who beheaded him in battle at the end of his reign as king of the People of Danu. He also used a sword and not a spear.

@pandex2707 5 жыл бұрын

The Princess Nuala and Abe's scene at the library was actually kinda cute

@queenoffrance6397 5 жыл бұрын

It was cute, yes, but overall their romance is poorly written, and rushed.

@glitterbitesback 5 жыл бұрын

The prince is still up there on my list of strangely attractive and wicked awesome villains. And this whole movie...that drunk singing scene...fabulous!

@randehmarshgames4608 5 жыл бұрын

The scene where Hellboy gets beat down by a bunch of lockers gets me everytime

@BawonoSA173 5 жыл бұрын

And don't forget the part his face warped the door to his face. That is ultimate

@LaNoir. 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I should be mad that he left out the two best scenes of the movie since this is about movie sins, but: the locker room and the love song bro time are timeless masterpieces. Don't care about most of the rest of the movie, but especially the second scene made me love the characters so damn much like not a single other movie managed to do.

@andrewquick4176 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best scenes

@3ll3llyyy 3 жыл бұрын

@@LaNoir. the fuckin love song scene RULES

@g.d.graham2446 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MrJustonemorevoice 5 жыл бұрын

Prince Nuada "Give me the crown piece or I will kill my sister!" A reasonable person (Sits down and pulls out a bag of popcorn) "Go on then"

@raringboat8665 3 жыл бұрын

Hellboy siting there eating his nachos and just says "Well where waiting"

@peachesrambo4037 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah right lol

@AlanGresov 5 жыл бұрын

"I mean look at this guy, there isn't even one of them near his face." he says as there is one literally crawling in the guy's mouth.

@xselfmade21x46 4 жыл бұрын

thank you

@pleasenorpgs 3 жыл бұрын

i came here to comment just that

@jax2769 5 жыл бұрын

4:00 “not once we see these tooth fairies go for the teeth” while guy in background literally has fairies going for his teeth

@tigertim620 5 жыл бұрын

TheOnlySeptem *DING*

@JakkFrost1 5 жыл бұрын

He said "Not once have we seen these Tooth Fairies go for the teeth FIRST."

@kingmuizz708 5 жыл бұрын

True 😂

@CreedSin 5 жыл бұрын

@@JakkFrost1 I believe we're implying the fact he said none were even near his mouth, when one was literally clawing at his mouth

@JakkFrost1 5 жыл бұрын

@@CreedSin ~ Replying from notifications, so I can't see the video right this minute, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Hellboy, who had literally none near his mouth.

@b29ak2007 5 жыл бұрын

I love how you concluded that she really is saying "she would rather die than date Abe Sapian" the burn unit has been called for

@isabellahuntizzy_dove7564 4 жыл бұрын

I would very much rather date abe than die. Abe is best boi

@guster489 4 жыл бұрын

3:59 "look at this guy, there isnt even 1 near his face" *shot of a dude having them literally inside his mouth*

@BanaDoyabad 4 жыл бұрын

I have always wondered why they didn't tranquilize the princess thus tranquilizing the prince. Then they could have taken the gold pieces from him, melt them, and put him in jail. Then once they have him squared away they could wake the princess back up.

@bo64625 Жыл бұрын

Maybe them being magical creatures makes them immune to conventional tranquilizers? haha idk thats honestly a good plot hole

@user-pi3hd2bt3f 8 ай бұрын

I dont think it would work. A tranquilizer is not poison. Its not like if she gets sick he feels it too. Nuala would just be put to sleep and i doubt her and Nuada also sleep at the same time

@Toonwalla2010 2 ай бұрын

Either that or the princess could have just given Liz the third crown piece when she was brought into the BPRD and it could have been melted down a hell of a lot sooner so the crown would NEVER be complete.

@TrevsMovieReviews263 5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure that "The Shape of Water" isn't just a prequel about Abraham

@ilyalehrman9280 5 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced it is

@CCGMASTER 5 жыл бұрын

When I saw the trailer, I thought it was.

@partipatil 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty convinced it is.

@thepickygamer4450 4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't he found the night Abraham Lincoln was killed?

@amymationproductions8605 4 жыл бұрын

Jefferson Smyth yep, ageless

@krazylary9300 5 жыл бұрын

Abe :my body is a temple Hellboy: no it's an amusement park

@ethanrodriguez7061 5 жыл бұрын

Me: *likes this movie* Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this man's whole career

@samgomez9942 5 жыл бұрын

"''Wut Career? Wut Career?!?"

@ethanrodriguez7061 5 жыл бұрын

@@samgomez9942 my movie night

@ekuabrew4547 5 жыл бұрын

‘’Give him a reason to live.’ ‘You’re going to be a father.’ No Liz, he said give him a reason to live! I cried 🤣🤣🤣

@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын

This movie ending the series, instead of motivating the studio to throw all the money at Del Toro for part 3 is the sin of all sins.

@zadok23 5 жыл бұрын

absolutely..not getting to see part 3 of Red and Liz's story infuriated me

@Maya_Waya 5 жыл бұрын

Please, why did you remind me... those reopened wounds are going to take ages to close again

@linda-pk3ve 5 жыл бұрын

It really tics me off that we will get a new hell boy but not the one we want, I love these movies... But if we got one ho would play instead of Selma blair ? have you seen the state shes in, its heartbreaking.

@jakal455 5 жыл бұрын

NOT gonna watch the reboot. will wait for Hellboy 3

@Maya_Waya 5 жыл бұрын

@@jakal455 you are very commited

@carlsiouxfalls 5 жыл бұрын

Whoa, he pulled out the NUCLEAR SKIP!

@madhavilatha6409 5 жыл бұрын

DC rocks

@AlecArtComics 5 жыл бұрын

Has he ever done that before, this is my first time seeing it...lol

@graymulligan 5 жыл бұрын

I audibly gasped.

@billwilliams2453 5 жыл бұрын

"Im not a baby im a tumor" " That's just what a baby would want me to think" lol im dead that shit is funny

@kyleblackburn8776 4 жыл бұрын

The biggest sin in that movie was right at the beginning when Nuada was sentenced to death and Nuala says she's at peace with what that means. At no point when Nuada is kicking the crap out of everyone does anyone take advantage of their lives being linked and just shank her instead.

@HarmonicaMustang 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The Angel of Death was a practical effect in its entirety.

@Phaota 5 жыл бұрын

And an outfit that really hurt Doug Jones since the weight of the wings were literally digging into the skin on his back. He didn't like playing that character, but toughed it out.

@Hair8Metal8Karen 5 жыл бұрын

@@Phaota because Doug Jones is a goddamned professional! A legend.

@EchthelionII 5 жыл бұрын

Is the Hellboy franchise(?) comics or books or both?

@EXPowerBlast 5 жыл бұрын

@@EchthelionII It's a graphic novel series by Dark Horse.

@EchthelionII 5 жыл бұрын

@@EXPowerBlast ..........Graphic novels are different from comics right? I think I have 2 graphic novels.

@dnightshade3257 5 жыл бұрын

The "Nuclear Skip!" caught me off guard 😂

@joshuahines1415 5 жыл бұрын

Never making a 3rd film to finish the trilogy. *Ding*

@leeman27534 3 жыл бұрын

well without a third movie it's not a trilogy at all

@miss.nobody2713 5 жыл бұрын

This is actually my favourite movie i love everything about it and never get bored of watching it I actually watched number 2 before number 1 and I after a couple of years I found out there was a number 1 and I was so confused lol

@Devin007V8 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@alexreilly6121 3 жыл бұрын

Strangely, I think I watched this one right when it came out but besides what's in the CS vid I couldn't give you even a hint of plot heh

@chrysopelea9418 5 жыл бұрын

16:01 Actually, according to the comics, this is probably one of the most "in-character" parts of the movie because Hellboy is pretty self-less and, despite always using guns, always felt more natural with swords that it even scares him. He becomes a practically invinsible rage-monster whenever he gets his hands on a sword, so Nuada is screwed.

@wheeeeeha 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if I were that auction guy dealing with that monster guy politely asking for whatever that was would get this response "Sir, I am but an employee. Let me get my boss and you can negotiate with him." Notify the boss, clock out and go home. Not my problem.

@10RexTheWolf01 5 жыл бұрын

FRT

@stylesrj 5 жыл бұрын

I'd probably do that ,then not clock out and go home because dammit, I got a job to do and if I clock out early after seeing some dangerous monster guy, I might get fired

@EchthelionII 5 жыл бұрын

I'd probably just hand it over then leave.

@crackedemerald4930 5 жыл бұрын

Grab grenade, pass to boss, check out and bail

@loslow458 5 жыл бұрын

“I thought khal drogo killed Dani’s brother” 😂👏🏽

@madisyngolab330 4 жыл бұрын

Also, if they just melted down the crown piece they had and made it useless, then Prince Nuada wouldn't be able to summon the golden army. And they also knew about the fact that if one got hurt or killed, then the other did too, so they KNOW Prince Nuada isn't going to kill his sister, even in regards to self-preservation, so *DING*

@user-pi3hd2bt3f 8 ай бұрын

Does Nuada strike you as a reasonable, self preservating kind of guy?

@PassTheMarmalade1957 5 жыл бұрын

This movie is absolutely gorgeous. I can tell you next to nothing about the plot, though.

@thesprawl2361 4 жыл бұрын

It is full of some of the most gorgeous fantasy sequences I've ever seen. That's Del Toro's genius. The plot is bollocks and the baddie's a twat, but this film is so startlingly visually superior to every other mainstream action film of the last few decades that it pretty much makes up for it.

@chewymew4959 4 жыл бұрын

I definitely agree with you

@KougajiCalling 2 жыл бұрын

Roughly 4 times bigger than first one... Way too big. Absolutely gorgeous though...

@antonymilne1346 2 жыл бұрын

Thats how many people people think about this movie. They enjoy it when they watch it, but retain very little about it other than dope ass visuals

@doolittlecraftsmann302 2 жыл бұрын

I remember having a pale woman fetish after seeing this.

@Nicholas_Chen_ 5 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite films, Del Toro’s sketchbook for the creature designs and settings are insane, the art and Celtic-influenced lore shown in this film are absolutely mad. Also Prince Nuada is one of the most underrated villains in cinema ever.

@AntediluvianRomance 5 жыл бұрын

Celtic-influenced mockery.

@rosssapp6990 5 жыл бұрын

I love this movie and wish we could Have gotten a third one instead of a reboot.

@VaciliNikoMavich 5 жыл бұрын

*NUCLEAR SKIP* That is excellent.

@RawBerserker 5 жыл бұрын

LOVE this movie. So sad that GDT wont be able to finish off the trilogy

@Werevampiwolf 5 жыл бұрын

The "knockoff Pale Man" is actually an angel, and the most accurate depiction of a biblical angel seen in film. It's a Seraphim if anyone is wondering. There's also Ophanim (wheels inside wheels, covered with eyes), and cherubim (which have four faces)

@SgtSupaman 5 жыл бұрын

Not really. Seraphim look mostly human with six wings (two with which they fly, two cover their face, and two cover their feet). That is the biblical description of them (Isaiah 6:2, if you want to look it up yourself). The only times creatures are described with eyes on wings in the Bible, it is part of saying they have eyes all over their bodies. I can't think of any biblical description of any creature with eyes only on its wings.

@chromesthesia 5 жыл бұрын

That needs to be in more movies

@BawonoSA173 5 жыл бұрын

Not a seraphim, but probably an archangel. Also he is angel of death

@holypaladin4657 Жыл бұрын

Cherubim don’t merely have 4 faces, they have 4 heads, 1 each of an eagle, ox, lion and man. This is very important theological symbolism and imagery and has to be taken into account. As for a seraph, the movie depiction misses the mark by quite a way. There is no description of a seraph having eyes on their wings and not their face, and a seraph is characterised by inexhaustible fire and only being in the company of God in the heavenly planes.

@ashamatronichow2226 4 жыл бұрын

CinemaSins: “It’s not reminiscent of Pans Labryth at all” Me: “Weren’t both movies made by the same person?

@niceguy169 3 жыл бұрын

The sin is the same person repeating himself. :)

@trevorwalden6097 3 жыл бұрын

That's the point

@3ll3llyyy 3 жыл бұрын

both are amazing movies

@clayisahottie 3 жыл бұрын

There is *one* sin they forgot to point out as well: Abe Sapien can apparently randomly decide *when* he needs his Water Gills apparatus when he was outside of his tank. In the first movie, whenever he was out, he had to wear it. In this movie, he's only seen *ONCE* without the water apparatus. Every other time he's walking around like he doesn't need it, unlike the first movie. He probably doesn't have to wear it in the comics, and I get that, but it clearly forgets about that fact of Abe in the first movie.

@jamesfrey6136 5 жыл бұрын

wait so let me get this straight you're sinning the movie for not having opening logos???

@saltyjade8580 5 жыл бұрын

and 9 seconds of no sound and black screen

@sayftaleb6020 5 жыл бұрын

in every single movie, and I like it every time

@jamesfrey6136 5 жыл бұрын

@@saltyjade8580 he would have sinned it if there was narration, or exposition. damned-if-you-do damned-if-you-don't

@whywherewhenhow 4 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if cinemasins has not consistency....

@KaladinVegapunk 4 жыл бұрын

Haha he contradicts himself a lot He sins a movie for having just the town name instead of town/country like usual Or for reincorporation without flashing back to when it was first established, sinning it for assuming he'd remember.. When he also sins a movie for flashing back and reminding him saying it isn't necessary since he remembers hahaha Although it's funny, when I first saw this I also thought the angel monster did look exactly like the pans labyrinth thing, like straight up using the same costume hahaha

@mrroozdkiekaeus3411 5 жыл бұрын

Hellboy movies was one of the gems among the heroes, that came from nowhere (not Marvel or Dc). This could've ended in trilogy, which is so satisfying. Sadly moviegoers got the remake one, now that is a sin.

@maxadrianburton7654 5 жыл бұрын

Hellboy is DC.

@mikegoldab9848 5 жыл бұрын

Maxadrian Burton Hellboy is Darkhorse

@crescendyr8438 5 жыл бұрын

Blame Del Torro for demanding a ridiculous budget and turning down a reasonable budget.

@loreaver3882 5 жыл бұрын

Hellboy is Darkhorse

@Kingsc84 5 жыл бұрын

It’s didn’t come out of no where. Because you didn’t know of it doesn’t mean it popped up out of thin air.

@bclaw524 5 жыл бұрын

The Princess didn't even have to kill herself, just stab her arm/leg so the Prince would drop the dagger/can't rush at Hellboy

@stevenbrousseau7538 Жыл бұрын

One of my all time favorite movies. This should’ve won an Oscar or two for best acting and special effects.

@andanlandanislife4469 5 жыл бұрын

0:36 speaking of Coraline, when are you sinning that next?

@gamerman360 5 жыл бұрын

Andanlandanislife he doesn’t sin perfect movies

@danielattrell 5 жыл бұрын

gamerman360 That explains why he’s sinned The Dark Knight, Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Toy Story 1,2,3, Logan, Avengers Infinity War, Inception, Jurassic Park, The Exorcist, Die Hard, Terminator 2, The Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Back to the Future, Harry Potter, The Incredibles, Wall-E, Up, Finding Nemo, Inside Out, Coco, Guardians of the Galaxy 1&2, Shrek 1&2, American Beauty, Gladiator, Mad Max Fury Road, Birdman, The Bourne Trilogy, The Sixth Sense, How to Train Your Dragon, It Follows, Scream, Halloween, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Kung Fu Panda, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jaws, Zootopia, Citizen Kane, Deadpool 1&2, Iron Man, Captain America Civil War, The Lego Movie, John Wick 1&2, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Get Out, A Nightmare on Elm Street, It (2017), Blade Runner, Se7en, Batman Begins, Paddington, Blade Runner 2049, The Babadook, Spider-Man 2, Hereditary, Star Wars, The Dark Knight Rises, Cast Away, Ocean’s Eleven, The Avengers, Creed, Spider-Man Homecoming, Mary Poppins, Dumbo & A Star is Born

@gamerman360 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Attrell all those movies had flaws coraline doesn’t

@danielattrell 5 жыл бұрын

gamerman360 No Movie is Without Sin

@gamerman360 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Attrell the full quote is “no movie is without sin except for coraline”

@Snapmare_ 5 жыл бұрын

This Hellboy movie is making me hellbruh

@weaponizedpizza8825 5 жыл бұрын

3:59 are you sure there isn't one of them ripping the background guy's tooth out in this exact shot?

@deltayork3173 2 жыл бұрын

My thought about the whole siblings connection was that why wouldn’t one of those agents in the doorway of the library just shoot the princess in like the leg or the arm to disable the prince

@legendary.super.shannon9699 5 жыл бұрын

@14:32 You bite gold to tell the softness of the metal. Solid gold (24 kt) is soft enough that If you bite it, you'll leave teeth marks. He's not _"tasting"_ it, he's *testing* the grade/karat of the gold. Nowadays there are acids you can use to test precious metals, but back before they were commonly used, biting it to see if you leave teeth Mark's on it or not was the quickest, easiest way to see. *Source:* Former pawnbroker w/an expertise in precious metals & stones.

@welcome2myhappyworld 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the sin is that he should have said something he learned from biting it, not just that it's "shiny" which he could have noticed without biting it.

@legendary.super.shannon9699 5 жыл бұрын

@@welcome2myhappyworld I disagree. I think he bit thhe gold, saw it was real, & then commented on the beauty of the piece by saying how _"shiny!"_ it was. You're saying he should have said _"I just bit this gold to see if it was real, because gold is soft, & teeth Mark's in the gold prove it _*_is real!"?_* that would be really fucking dumb. I would much rather movies let me figure out things for _myself,_ rather than overly explain *everything* ad-naseum. Movies that are exposition heavy like that might as well say _"We made this movie for _*_idiots,_*_ because we assume only idiots would watch this garbage! Now give us your moneys, idiot."_ in the trailer.

@TF2CrunchyFrog 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I thought everyone knew that about gold coins.

@welcome2myhappyworld 5 жыл бұрын

@@legendary.super.shannon9699 I figured he would say "It's real" as opposed to "It's shiny", especially considering if their were teeth marks, it would actually make it less smooth and shiny, but agree to disagree.

@100nitrog2 5 жыл бұрын

I don't think the spear was gold, so I have no idea why he would bite it.

@walkerb9092 5 жыл бұрын

Do Everything Wrong With The Emperor’s New Groove please

@sal3845 5 жыл бұрын

No. Anything but that sacred piece of cinema. I beg of you

@calebproductions1264 5 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Oliver and Company, Thomas and the Magic Railroad, and Winnie the Pooh (2011 film).

@SPM0717 5 жыл бұрын

@@calebproductions1264 "It's Thomas the fucking Tank Engine!!"

@OriUsername 5 жыл бұрын

How's that possible it would be 2 seconds of cinemasins saying nothing

@scaper8 5 жыл бұрын

I fucking love _The Emperor's New Groove,_ and I would love to see them tackle it!

@davidinass 5 жыл бұрын

Don't care what people say. This is a good movie to me

@aerthreepwood8021 4 жыл бұрын

I think this movie is much weaker than the first but they're both fantastic.

@sophisticatedluna6503 3 жыл бұрын

@@aerthreepwood8021 I thought it was one of the best sequels

@rossjohnstone4689 3 жыл бұрын

Still a great movie although not quite as good as the first

@zacrettig775 3 жыл бұрын

The fucking cliffhanger tho

@ljevans3156 3 жыл бұрын

I liked all 3 of the live action movies but the Ron pearlmen ones are a ton better of the reboot, but all are good

@wythore 5 жыл бұрын

Hold up! Is that fish dude the same as the one from the Shape of Water? You're telling me Shape of Water is the same universe of Hellboy???

@nyasiapittman4903 4 жыл бұрын

Vitor Oliveira it’s not just similar the guy who made it said they’re greatly different even tho they look the damn same 😂😂

@aliahpersonous2893 4 жыл бұрын

Doug Jones plays Abe and that SoW fishman, but they’re two separate universes (As said by Guillermo Del Toro)

@3ll3llyyy 3 жыл бұрын

@@aliahpersonous2893 he plays the fucking fish to?!

@mututhlaw 5 жыл бұрын

Mitch McConnel is related to characters in blade . Now that you mention it , it makes perfect sense.

@Neverfate 5 жыл бұрын

I absolutely, unabashedly love this movie.

@AliceHope78 5 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahah. AHAHAHHAHAHA. "Just... a dude". AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH With three words you made me laugh. A lot.

@Wuoffan1 5 жыл бұрын

16:31 I love the term "bitch dagger" for that trope

@Nraw08 5 жыл бұрын

The nuclear skip killed me. 😂

@radenwolfsburg 5 жыл бұрын

Watched that sin like 5 times. Fucking hilarious!

@magicMike757 5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mavvh1054 5 жыл бұрын

Radiation will do that.

@Jedonai 5 жыл бұрын

70 times 70 is a biblical reference. In ancient Hebrew Numerology it signified perfection.

@jacobmiller8631 5 жыл бұрын

wasn't it 70x7

@loreaver3882 5 жыл бұрын

7 is also a lucky number

@exorcat 5 жыл бұрын

I thought it meant unlimited. Like you forgive someone 70 times 70 times, and you just keep forgiving them.

@random_stuff507 5 жыл бұрын

I'll tell you what perfection is. It's 69

@Dargonhuman 5 жыл бұрын

@@random_stuff507 Only if you're both roughly the same height - if one is significantly taller or shorter, you're gonna have some alignment issues.

@anthonyprovenzano3136 5 жыл бұрын

Who ever played “the prince”/main antagonist should definitely play Sorin the planeswalker in a live action series

@littlemsterious991 5 жыл бұрын

You know what would have been funny? “Hello sister.” Sister looks up from gameboy, “hey chad” “NO! I told you not to call me that!”

@JeeMorpheus 5 жыл бұрын

This is not... the greatest CinemaSins in the world video… This is just a tribute.

@sorsuenthewolf 5 жыл бұрын

Couldn't remember the greatest video in the world, NO! THIS IS TRIBUUUUUUUTE!

@cs_calzone 5 жыл бұрын

We are but men, Rock

@albinocadillac1264 5 жыл бұрын

I mean, I've been asking for Coraline for years but at least he mentioned it in a video. Baby steps Jeremy. Baby steps

@ericschuller908 2 жыл бұрын

5:20 I officially know where Lee stands on Mitch McConnell being an immortal, blood-sucking, soulless monster from the pits of hell. And I completely agree!

@n0msg4u 5 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the re-release and new book. I loved The Ables, read it as soon as I could get my hands on it. My family and I listened to it on a long road trip last summer and they loved it too. Can't wait for the sequel!

@theterra-path7798 5 жыл бұрын

The Hellboy movies are terribly underrated... They're just as good as any marvel film

@AlanGresov 5 жыл бұрын

yea- wait no hahahahahahaha no no they are not.

@hcaz5818 5 жыл бұрын

Lol they are trash

@nch2004 5 жыл бұрын

bullshit

@magnathrax7360 5 жыл бұрын

They're better.

@dannysvetlick6291 5 жыл бұрын

@4:32 CinemaSins calls a magazine a clip *DING*

@DrewFr33m4nn 5 жыл бұрын

Danny Svetlick thank you!

@Kartissa 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, most people make that mistake.

@darkstardarin 5 жыл бұрын

FINALLY! Been waitin' for this.

@carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679 2 жыл бұрын

8:30 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor" EVERY CHILD EVER (tears in my eyes)

@cjkalandek996 5 жыл бұрын

I personally love this movie more than the first one. I didn't hate the first one. I just felt it was a little too strange and the plot was a little hard to follow. Hellboy II was the _right_ amount of strange and was easy to follow.

@Akari8000 5 жыл бұрын

Now i remember why i didn't watched this movie a third time. ... Buuut now i remember why i want a movie, dedicated to prince Nuada and his nosebleed sister! ... Or one about "seashell guy"! =D

@pnksheild1709 5 жыл бұрын

Akari8000 he should have used the stone talus theme

@LaNoir. 3 жыл бұрын

Watch Twilight, it comes close.

@xSkye629x 5 жыл бұрын

Hellboy and Abe singing to Barry Manilow is still to this day one of my favorite scenes ever put to a screen

@EdwardLaser 5 жыл бұрын

16:43 I spilled my coffee because of that

@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын

This film just might have the best practical effects out there 😄👌.

@welcome2myhappyworld 5 жыл бұрын

I mean some of them... The tumor and the goblin dude looked like bad puppets. Abe Sapien looks awesome though.

@cangaroojack 5 жыл бұрын

@@welcome2myhappyworld The angel of death was entire practical too!

@deensaid7762 5 жыл бұрын

Sins about olden times. Well, not about olden times. Soooooo..... Robin Hood 2018 next Thursday?

@lukeyoung8202 5 жыл бұрын

4:45, down right umbrella was blue.

@PhantomMarius 5 жыл бұрын

The LOZ BOTW music killed me lol nice one dude!!!

@geardog24 5 жыл бұрын

7:46 Hellboy is better at punching old ladies than Captain Marvel. -10 sins

@matodragonespor5000 5 жыл бұрын

3:13 more respect to the Good Samaritan. This 22 mm four-round revolver includes grips carved from fragments of the True Cross and the metal of the gun is forged from a combination of Irish church bells, cold iron from crucifixes, blessed silver, and other mystic metals. It fires custom-made bullets tipped with explosive shells that contain white oak, holy water, garlic, and silver shavings, perfect to hunt foes such as vampires, werewolves, witches and others. So, do we have a deal? Khajiit does not discriminate, if you have coin khajiit has wares.

@BawonoSA173 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder where you got all that information? All we know are just the custom bullet

@AntediluvianRomance 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, so it comes from Hellsing's armories?

@ltchugacast131 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Firing that shits expensive!

@ethandunn7026 5 жыл бұрын

Man, I can tell you really poured your heart out into reading that script. Very well done 👍🏻

@verax0436 5 жыл бұрын

hey, that getting drunk while singing along to barry manilow music is one of the best scenes ever! it should've taken a sin off.

@JamiJR 5 жыл бұрын

Oh come now, Cinema Sins, there's ALWAYS time for Barry Manilow!

@emmanuelwil-jeff 5 жыл бұрын

always especially with CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU

@knightmare6 5 жыл бұрын

Depending on the day, you can definitely find that much traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge at 3:30 AM, LOL

@arknagel 5 жыл бұрын

You got me at NUCLEAR SKIP. Bravo... Bra-vo!

@sakurayukino6046 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for CinamaSins to do this one for so long. I’m so happy, this is one of my all time favorite movies!

@ephidel285 5 жыл бұрын

That Guardian music from BotW was giving me flashbacks.

@danpmss 5 жыл бұрын

More like PTSD

@crescendyr8438 5 жыл бұрын

Should have used Talus music.

@jacobmiller8631 5 жыл бұрын

@@crescendyr8438 yeah

@pine.13 5 жыл бұрын

♦️♦️♦️♦️Check out this 16 year old , he talks about mental illness (Depression )writes his own music (rap) ....Phughz...Phughz....Phughz

@airbendingninja23 5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!. I was waiting for someone to acknowledge it. I actually had a mini heart attack amd almost ran to my bathroom for safety

@boblemmon 5 жыл бұрын

this movie rules. the Forest God was really beautiful in the theater, and the Army robots are cute as hell

@goatqueen9188 5 жыл бұрын

Ok wait!! I was genuinely more excited we got to see your face at the end doing your whole AblesBook.com thing.. MR CINEMASINS FACE EVERYONE!! His cute little face, omg my life is complete x

@MajinBuu91 5 жыл бұрын

The conversation with yourself was the best part of the video! More please

@supaordie 5 жыл бұрын

Did you really put the Breath of the Wild Guardian fight music in the outtakes?? LMFAO

@crescendyr8438 5 жыл бұрын

Should have been Talus music. Guardian music makes more sense for the Golden Army.

@ninmue4638 5 жыл бұрын

"No Liz! He said give him a reason to *live!"* Dead.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, so was hellboy

@ChaseMC215 5 жыл бұрын

Ramona Flowers as PFP

@dr.bright6272 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of this whole movie has to either be the Wink vs Hellboy fight, or the part when the German ghost used lockers to beat up Hellboy

@P1nkSpr1tes 4 жыл бұрын

I’m about a month into your channel but honestly I love your channel.. I even watch videos on movies I’ve never seen just to see why I should see it.😂 You have also pointed me in the direction of movies that look decent to watch so thanks! 😂

@EasyCure0 5 жыл бұрын

Great, the BotW guardians soundtrack just triggered my PTSD. Thanks

@VilmaVaikka 5 жыл бұрын

Same. Thanks cinemasins.

@danpmss 5 жыл бұрын

Triggers my soul every time

@crescendyr8438 5 жыл бұрын

Golden Army = Guardians. Rock man = Talus. He f'd up. It's all wrong.

@el3714 5 жыл бұрын

I am so stupid, I deadass thought that was one of level themes for the first Spyro game.

@hrrrnggg7703 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like oh, hey! Cool reference but no. That's the guardian theme. I think that deserves a sin

@altreon3608 5 жыл бұрын

when your christian grandma is the one who wanted to watch this movie with you. *true story by the way*

@scaper8 5 жыл бұрын

Well, fuck. You can't just leave us hanging! Tell us more!

@Scrubermensch 5 жыл бұрын

I've experienced the exactly same thing. Was surprisingly astonished for she not pissing on the movie, instead, she found a poetical view about "something born of evil, working for the greater good" which is the lesson throughout the first movie.

@altreon3608 5 жыл бұрын

@@scaper8 she legit was like "hey let's watch this!" and I'm like "ain't you against demons and magic and stuff like that" but despite that she put it on anyways. she liked the movie when we finished despite all that shit lol

@altreon3608 5 жыл бұрын

@@Scrubermensch yeah i think that's probably why mine liked it too haha

@NarwahlGaming 5 жыл бұрын

@@altreon3608 she was probably like, "Boy! I was rolling a d20 for XP while you were still sucking on your mama's teet!"

@MarcusDarkstar 4 жыл бұрын

"Also some of these aren't even TV's. Thats a F*cking space helmet that just have a TV inside it." +1 CinemaSins Sin. But that is a TV! It is a 1980's Philips Discoverer Space Helmet TV . It is made to look like an Space Helmet but it is a fully functional TV you could have gotten in the 80's. I know what it was since I saw one in the show Pickers on the History channel. But ya they didn't make that just for that scene.

@technounionrepresentative4274 3 жыл бұрын

Cool I want one

@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 4 жыл бұрын

DelTorro visuals are just out of this world.

@jackscuffalong326 5 жыл бұрын

I saw that movie. I also laughed. Holmes and Watson next? 😂

@Jatt2613 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, please Holmes and Watson so I don't have to watch it but can still see how terrible it is.

@EchthelionII 5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the one with Sir Ian McKellen?

@cjwrench07 5 жыл бұрын

Oahkery it’s not as bad as people make it out to be. It’s bad, with some somewhat redeeming funny scenes. Not terrible, with nothing redeeming about it. Plus, the Surprise Benedict Cucumberpatch cameo is awesome and catches you off guard 28 minutes into the film. The Downy Jr. one is less noticeable, until you remember the crazy prosthetics he wore in his movie. Oh yeah, spoilers before this. Lol

@EchthelionII 5 жыл бұрын

@@cjwrench07 You don't say

@blainewilson1243 5 жыл бұрын

SIN - calling a magazine a clip

@Neon-zq5of 5 жыл бұрын

The video is about hellboy and it has 666k views, everything is right.

@rano7766 5 жыл бұрын

14:25 the best joke in video!

@BawonoSA173 5 жыл бұрын

Sin #28: _Devil May Cry_ or _Constantine_ ring any bells? Sin #113: yeah, he fights better with melee

@Blasted2Oblivion 5 жыл бұрын

To be fair to Devil May Cry the guns play a very small part. The demonic swords and other melee weapons are much more prominent and fitting given their nature.

@jameszippay9512 5 жыл бұрын

@@Blasted2Oblivion Plus the guns are, if you ask me, cooler. Hellboy has his stupid powerful revolver (I don't know if it has anything else that's unique to it, since I don't know Hellboy lorel, but Dante has a pair of personalized M1911s which fire demon bullets, and Nero has a double-barreled revolver. The swords are even better.

@BawonoSA173 5 жыл бұрын

@@jameszippay9512 okay, but most of his other guns (minus Pandora's box, Artemis, and Nightmare-β) runs on regular ammo. And Red Queen is pretty much a (semi) conventional weapon, as in no magic or demonization to power it Oh, and what about Keanu Reeves' _Constantine_ though? That golden cross shotgun looks so cool

@jameszippay9512 5 жыл бұрын

@@BawonoSA173 It's all regular ammo, but he infuses it with demon magic. And yes, Red Queen is a human-made weapon, but it's stated that you pretty much can't use it if you aren't at least part demon.

@BawonoSA173 5 жыл бұрын

@@jameszippay9512 then how about Lady's guns? Is there a backstory on how hers can damage demons in the anime that I haven't found out about (I haven't watched much)?