Everything Wrong With John Wick 3: Parabellum

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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum was one of our favorite movies this year. It rules. But like all movies, it has sins, so we counted them.
Next week: sins for two 2019 movies we strongly disliked.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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@tentayeprimo6674 4 жыл бұрын

"We are less than even." "That's odd." Top tier pun.

@1gorSouz4 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I get it now

@Trithis2077 4 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video on that one and process what had just happened. That was too perfect and too smoothly delivered.

@huimang94 4 жыл бұрын

Marcos Game Dev Puns can be difficult if it’s not your first language so here’s an explanation: The original context is being even, like neither person having any sort of debt anymore. But the joke is treating it like they meant “even” as in an even number, so he said “that’s odd”, as in “to be strange”, but as a pun response to the original statement with the idea of even and odd numbers in there. Hope that helped fren

@Psycorde 4 жыл бұрын

Had me dying

@TheFikri136 4 жыл бұрын

I just got it after reading your comment. Well done, Cinemasins.

@SigTheSauceMan 4 жыл бұрын

The horse scene: Because John had to use a Mustang at some point, and it didn't have to be a car.

@danielseelye6005 4 жыл бұрын

*Mind Blown* Didn't catch that. Nice

@nhagan001 4 жыл бұрын

I think we should confront this "Uncle Toby" from sin 88 (14:10).

@patientzero8905 4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@stevensharpe1419 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they didn't use a single mustang so no

@MASTEROFEVIL 4 жыл бұрын

600th like

@ahellicopter1396 4 жыл бұрын

Thanos: snaps John: yo anyone see my dog? Thanos: ah shit

@dancrane3807 4 жыл бұрын

Awesome comment Marvin.

@ardanyilmaz8652 3 жыл бұрын

and that was how endgame ended

@Klm49 3 жыл бұрын

Love this!!

@LilTachanka 3 жыл бұрын

@@wish-keeper yes lol

@yoshigameboy621 3 жыл бұрын

It was Agatha all along... And John Wick is coming for revenge, to reclaim the honor of his deceased dog...

@TheDjKuru 4 жыл бұрын

"You gave John Wick 7 bullets, the High Table is giving you 7 days." wait, so if he had given John Wick 365 bullets then he'd get to remain employed for another year?

@Korovax 3 жыл бұрын

But 365 slashes at the end of the day.. 😂

@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын

@@Korovax That would hurt..... a lot.

@rebeccacummings6697 3 жыл бұрын

No watch Th3 bird mans video about this video. And he wouldn’t have given John wick anymore than 7 duh

@Mmayberry3434 4 жыл бұрын

Petition to make keanu reeves a mandatory sin off. Exist to sign

@TMILP 4 жыл бұрын

Signed with blood.

@user-qv2mx4yo1m 4 жыл бұрын

I'd sign that

@ThemVenueBoyz 4 жыл бұрын

Signed with the blood of cinemasins which i will collect for this fucking moron sinning john wick liberal fuck

@adamsamples9034 4 жыл бұрын

420th like

@manonsegur7547 4 жыл бұрын

Can I double sign then ?

@thepickygamer4450 4 жыл бұрын

A trilogy that doesn't suck is rare these days.

@justinc.5591 4 жыл бұрын

Really, a SEQUEL that doesn’t suck is rare.

@juliankretz2095 4 жыл бұрын

@@justinc.5591 probably only Shrek 2 was a great sequel

@jhamer18 4 жыл бұрын

But this John wick went way over the top...tongue and cheek where at some points I just cringed because its not realistic in the slightest

@juliankretz2095 4 жыл бұрын

@TheOneAndOnlyDoubleU mcu doesn't count

@LeopoldLitchenstein 4 жыл бұрын

Here's hoping SpongeBob can join that party next year. Ironic since Keanu Reeves is going to be in that too.

@jamesk3612 4 жыл бұрын

6:24 "After this, we are less than even" "That's odd" lol

@Ibrahim-lf3ek 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Kalebramdial 3 жыл бұрын

I came across this comment as soon as this line was said

@andrewsercer9538 3 жыл бұрын

crap! I didn't even hear that! I had to click the timestamp to make sure!

@squirrelhallowino29 3 жыл бұрын

This guy amirite

@squirrelhallowino29 3 жыл бұрын

Next eminem

@captainwafflez3630 3 жыл бұрын

John Wick. The only trilogy that gets *better* every movie...

@YU_ZU98 3 жыл бұрын

I felt like the second one was a bit underwhelming but they kicked it back up in Chapter 3. At least that's how I felt, but overall the franchise is really freaking great.

@omegagoat4818 3 жыл бұрын

@@YU_ZU98 I respect your opinion but tons of people I know say the seconds the favorite I'm not really sure tho

@sleepless9994 3 жыл бұрын

AmHa JW2 is awesome especially that museum seen

@sleepless9994 3 жыл бұрын

Scene

@Mr11ESSE111 3 жыл бұрын

more naive with every movie !! assasins are in every movie more stupid so he can kill them all

@PhilipIsTheNeym 4 жыл бұрын

When an action movie finally obeys the law of bullets underwater: Cinemasins: HAHAHAHAHA Yes! THANK YOU! FINALLY!

@Legacy-bs7eg 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂that was funny

@bast7860 4 жыл бұрын

Finally!!!

@Th3BlackPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын

Actually no. That scene made me so nervous. Bullets lose power and curve underwater? Yes. In less than 1 meter? No way. MAYBE (a big maybe) if he was using a gun, but a Rifle? No way. The bullet lose strength but not at the point to stop after 1 meter.

@a.demifemiflapo5795 4 жыл бұрын

@@Th3BlackPhoenix Most movies have couches stop bullets so at least they upped the realism a bit looool

@Th3BlackPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын

Well even in Mission Impossible 4 bullets are deflected by water...

@darrylbobb4950 4 жыл бұрын

The moment of joy when the guns didn’t work underwater finally 😭

@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын

I honestly did not know that.

@ourkeving 4 жыл бұрын

@@priscillajimenez27 well guns work( exceptions, keep the powder dry, yadda), but bullets lose their velocity. A Mythbusters episode showed bullets fragmenting and/or losing any penetrating power after a couple feet or less.

@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын

@@ourkeving that's fascinating

@twistedvtuber9894 4 жыл бұрын

@M Via they would be rather ineffective though

@robertagu5533 4 жыл бұрын

Well they DID get it right actually they don't despite being very high caliber and quality... AT RANGE. Up close and point blank after he about halved the distance which luckily John realized this they were still pretty lethal. Enough to do the job.

@Hstone-wq1tl 4 жыл бұрын

Person: Gets brutally murdered Jeremy: Laughs maniacally Me: Are you okay?

@RJAYYDUH-_- 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@JB-423 2 жыл бұрын

if you die from a horse kick then expect anybody who saw it to get their 7 chuckles

@MarRayRay1996 Жыл бұрын

No no he’s not

@philipyates3194 4 жыл бұрын

John Wick 2 - Pencil kills. Directors "What stationary next, stapler (too good), ruler (too sharp), how about a book?

@namenotfound614 2 жыл бұрын

next: kill with a wok

@kagenotatsumaki 4 жыл бұрын

Movie: Obeys laws of physics with bullets underwater. Also movie: Has a man survive falling from the roof of a 15 story building. **Ding**

@darkstorminc 4 жыл бұрын

Not impossible. Try looking up people who survive skydiving without a chute.

@georgejeff1616 4 жыл бұрын

My man John got hit with like 4 deep stab wounds, 6 gunshot wounds, about 30 concussions and multiple fractured ribs. You think this 4 story drop onto scaffold and two overhangs is gonna break his spine, skull or legs? Nah

@amaankhan8199 4 жыл бұрын

He was barely alive , and would have died if just left , so maybe a little pushing it but not impossible

@deathking1019 4 жыл бұрын

Amaan Khan well he’s the god of death so anything is possible

@brockthompson1569 4 жыл бұрын

Also movie says the phrases "armor penetrating 12 gauge shotgun slugs" that is a huge gun fail

@boufbebe 4 жыл бұрын

"You Pissed John?" John Wick, gargling marbles: "YeEah"

@jordanreeves8227 4 жыл бұрын

Jesse Christensen that was iconic 😂

@Daniel_Paterson 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy absolutely loves this movie and even while sinning it, his joy is infectious.

@phantom6195 3 жыл бұрын

3:25 I literally laughed supper hard just cuz of his laugh

@andypeutherer Жыл бұрын

He sounds like mickey mouse if he hit puberty

@AshtonSnapp 4 жыл бұрын

“That guy brought a crotch to a dog fight” [ I liked that. ]

@welshman100 4 жыл бұрын

I only bring my crotch to a crotch fight.

@aaroncastillo2743 4 жыл бұрын

I was the 999th like

@theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441 4 жыл бұрын

Kiriali I felt that

@sandramills9303 4 жыл бұрын

@@theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441 What type of feel?

@donraptor6156 3 жыл бұрын

We had two crotch Belgium Shepard's at the Jail. They kept eating the Balls off the other Cops! Mean buggers!

@consenant4769 4 жыл бұрын

The only person who can defeat John Wick is his evil twin, Won Jick.

@Shin_Gojira 4 жыл бұрын

Is John Woo

@nawamre_h 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard than i should on this joke

@deensaid7762 4 жыл бұрын

Wock Jin

@big99gamer18 4 жыл бұрын

Played by Adam Driver

@ramenfrenzy1147 4 жыл бұрын

One Random D-Boi that’s racist

@85jamesr 3 жыл бұрын

This not only being a rare trilogy where all three films are amazing, but was awesome seeing in theaters with an audience for their reactions. Felt like a sporting event at times.

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын

7:05 CinemaSins: "By John Wick 9 we're gonna find out that the real boss of this entire criminal underworld is Thanos" Luckily Thanos didn't snap John Wick's dog to dust

@thomasraines1396 3 жыл бұрын

Thanos wasn’t that insane.

@K_ingh16 3 жыл бұрын

you again

@CoolNinja101 3 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache dude I thought you only liked bird man, why r u here?

@aegis2108 4 жыл бұрын

This is probably the most I've heard cinemasins enjoy a movie.

@kinghomer999 4 жыл бұрын

Aegis his review of Star Trek was really good too

@mycroft16 4 жыл бұрын

It's really fucking hard to not like this movie. Even with problems, it's just so well shot and told that it's pure ridiculous fun.

@kkrummelrhs 4 жыл бұрын

I've never heard reduce the sin counter that many times

@citronvi0let847 4 жыл бұрын

spiderman into the spider verse had tons on removing of sins

@dash2240 4 жыл бұрын

@Cyberdemon Mike the two first movies are ass compared to parabellum

@deva4229 4 жыл бұрын

John Wick: Brutally murders someone by throwing three knives in them Cinema Sins: HAHAHHEHEHEHEEEHEEEHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHEEEHAHAA

@thisisaperfectname 4 жыл бұрын

people compete with who has the best joker laugh but this is definitely up there

@Noctazar 4 жыл бұрын

They're evil.

@dschmal98 4 жыл бұрын

Can you blame him

@squigglyline8513 4 жыл бұрын

@@dschmal98 Negative.

@Scott.E.H 4 жыл бұрын

Oh come on you mean you didn't do the same thing when you first saw it? I fucking clapped after the ax throw, dude. So did a few other people.

@erintoney7137 3 жыл бұрын

In their defense, John has disarmed pretty much everyone who’s tried to shoot him and then shot them, sometimes with their own gun.

@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын

And if you're shot with your own gun, that's technically adding insult to injury. Especially if it's registered in your name.

@rebeccacummings6697 3 жыл бұрын

@@LadyOnikara no it’s just irony

@CliftonPhotographer 2 жыл бұрын

The last bikers on the bridge could have shot him without ever getting close enough for him to take their guns.

@bakariwolf3835 Жыл бұрын

The dog scene had me laughing, like ok you KNOW what started this all, EVERYONE knows what started this all, yet you're going to threaten a dog in front of him?

@LJAndrews1986 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's happiness at the underwater gun fire scene warms the soul.

@Friendship1nmillion 4 жыл бұрын

There is NO WAY anyone can shoot somebody under water. I'm 100% sure #Mythbusters did an experiment on that. 👨‍⚖🤬

@lobs7070 4 жыл бұрын

The pure joy and elation in your voice when shooting a gun underwater was finally realistic was possibly the best thing to come out of Parabellum (12:18 by the way)

@Serothil_and_stuff 4 жыл бұрын

i had the exact same reaction in the cinema, perhaps a little too loud xD

@vaginalmucus6196 4 жыл бұрын

He sounds like penny wise

@golfmaster7 4 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT Cinema Sins’ laughs are so pure

@osirisjojo6876 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@randallulrich 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, it was so cute, seeing Morpheus and Neo back together again.

@smashbrother980 4 жыл бұрын

"After this, we are less than even" "That's odd" I died

@delorbb2298 4 жыл бұрын

That one was lowkey deadly. LOL

@thegavelissoundgavel9849 4 жыл бұрын

Smash Brother It is bad writing and terrible acting. I’m a huge Berry fan but she is the worst part of this movie. The dogs were awesome though.

@ij1376 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck I just got it lmao

@quentinbahuet3627 4 жыл бұрын

1:45 the assassin's holding the book si john can snap his neck that's odd

@peterporkeresq.2817 4 жыл бұрын

@@quentinbahuet3627 Nice catch.

@Grantmeister32 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the theater busted out laughing like he did with that excessive knife throwing kill when I saw it too . It was so excessive it turned into slapstick comedy at that point

@Iboo30 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, same with the scene that came right after (or was it before?) where he slowly stuck the tip of the knife into the eye of that other guy. I couldn´t but laugh and I can´t explain why.

@bigjere92 4 жыл бұрын

@@Iboo30 because sometimes when something so awesome is seen people can't help but laugh

@Grantmeister32 4 жыл бұрын

y'All Should watch Wisecrack's video about this movie. Jared does a pretty good video explaining our and other audiences' reactions to it

@bigjere92 4 жыл бұрын

@@Grantmeister32 we should totally not

@KamKalambay 4 жыл бұрын

It was meant to be funny

@theindianmeme Жыл бұрын

Laughing at the knife throwing scene and still taking a sin off because it's cool af is exactly why I love CinemaSins.

@jakubport7361 3 жыл бұрын

3:23 I swear.. This was one of the most frightening things I have ever heard. If I heard this in a middle of a night, I would jump out of my own window.

@paulandreig.sahagun34 3 жыл бұрын

And burst out your lung laughing with him or laughing on his laughing.

@osirisjojo6876 3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@alanmyr1507 4 жыл бұрын

Forgot the part when Berry said "he shot my dog" and John responds saying "i get it" how you missed that moment of magic i will never get.

@thekeelo_g 4 жыл бұрын

I've watched this movie three times and never noticed that.

@pato_anao1447 4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why I like a guy talking shit about my favourite movies

@luckypunfire6263 4 жыл бұрын

Even the best movies have their flaws; trying to pretend they don't is absurd. At least this guy does it with pinache.

@21melpomene 4 жыл бұрын

Because you're the type of fan who can like/love/enjoy something and still recognize that it can be critiqued and that it can be entertaining to poke fun at it.

@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness 4 жыл бұрын

I don't either. This channel sucks. You should st least watch some constructive criticism.

@pato_anao1447 4 жыл бұрын

@@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness I never said i disliked the content, the man is always saying the video is a joke stop bitching arround

@bikimbrown1545 4 жыл бұрын

U mean favorite video games. This is not a movie. Movies use to have realistic fatal injuries. Now they have power packs that boost they enegry after every scene.

@kelvintsoi6429 3 жыл бұрын

"You're the one that went out with handguns, mate" - So true.

@seanz2391 3 жыл бұрын

8:24 best thing i’ve heard him say ever

@DocsDota 4 жыл бұрын

I still find it hilarious that so many assassins have so much respect for John Wick that they're willing to not shoot him and simply challenge him in a melee fight...even though they might die...and most of them did.

@deliriouszora 3 жыл бұрын

I think it's more of a win win for them. They get to die by their idol's hands and not some random dude that got lucky, or if they get lucky, they get to show they out bested the biggest assassin in the black market.

@ph1sts 3 жыл бұрын

Its only a movie, and most of this type will take liberties from common sense and reality. Look @ Kill Bill Vol 1 with all that swordplay and no firearms? While the swordplay was occuring, with the Crazy 88, you can see in the background that other than 5 or 6 at a time at most, the rest lagged behind as if waiting for their turns...lol.

@joejitsu034 3 жыл бұрын

@@deliriouszora fucking ridiculous opinion. It’s not a “win” to be killed even by a legend when you can easily kill him.

@deliriouszora 3 жыл бұрын

@@joejitsu034 not really when there's been people that attacked him and was super happy to even fight him. And knew they were gonna lose

@ouremberstillburninginside858 3 жыл бұрын

@@deliriouszora wtf are you talking about, there is no win in dying

@Domaorn 4 жыл бұрын

My sin added would be.. "is anyone in this world NOT an assassin?" Lol

@TwoStacks217 4 жыл бұрын

The cop that John Wick is friends with is not an assassin

@montyoh5243 4 жыл бұрын

matthew olivier or “why does John not kill zero with one of the damn chess pieces in the back ground of that entire fight”

@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure 4 жыл бұрын

I thought someone’s cat was gonna pull out a gun at one point

@JohnSmith-xi7xo 4 жыл бұрын

@@yeahmhmmrightokaymhmmyeahsure No, the twist is that John Wick's dog from the first movie is still alive and is the one that kills him in John Wick 700,057

@iamextremest Жыл бұрын

Been loving this channel for so many years, I was honestly starting to get bummed by the amount of sins on some of these great films. But now after being revitalized with this video and it getting so many sins, yet STILL getting so much love from the narrator throughout the video, it genuinely made me smile and happy to see. Bravo guys. 👏

@FatalHog 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly jeremy is laughing so hard at these moments that im partially convinced they aren't genuine laughs, but the sins off tell me otherwise so, i think he likes this one guys.

@OutKastWill2012 4 жыл бұрын

Why the hell did we not get the: "Parabellum" Roll credits!

@The_Unholy_Nerd 4 жыл бұрын

The phrase is said at virtually the end of the movie. Also, I don't think they wanted to sin this awesome movie much.

@deathking1019 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Rowe the real sin is that there was a credits

@10sDPR 4 жыл бұрын

Also, not to be a nerd about it, but Ian McShane's pronunciation of the Latin was not even a little bit close. I cringed hard when he said that line.

@deathking1019 4 жыл бұрын

Magnetpunch well technically no one knows what good latin sounds like it’s a dead language that hasn’t been properly heard in a long time so technically he could be pronouncing it right and what you think how it’s pronounced could be wrong

@HenriqueErzinger 4 жыл бұрын

@@deathking1019 that depends. Mostly because of the roman catholic church, there is some modern Latin in use, it's studied and spoken. But even if what you want is proper ancient roman Latin, we do have a pretty good idea of how it sounded from things like the evolution of the Latim script alphabet, comparison with modern romance languages and loan words in others, and most of all, ancient texts about exactly that: proper grammar and pronunciation, both by Romans themselves and peoples who interacted with them. The roman empire was way too influente and widespread for it to be lost for good.

@abdullahsaeed7542 4 жыл бұрын

"This guy brought a crotch to a dog fight" I am gonna use this and train my dog to do this.

@instinctghostyt2567 3 жыл бұрын

3:22 most sadistic laugh ever

@novatvt8587 3 жыл бұрын

I was honestly cackling too 😂👌

@osirisjojo6876 3 жыл бұрын

@@novatvt8587 same

@jackcrail3576 3 жыл бұрын

3:25 at first I thought how did a hyena get into his recording room? Then I realize it was him

@thirstfast1025 4 жыл бұрын

"This man brought a crotch to a dog fight"

@TheLastNewYorker 4 жыл бұрын

"John survives this, this, this, this thing, all sorts of this, and ultimately this." 🤣🤣😭

@ibrahimhalidozdemir4886 4 жыл бұрын

The Ant-I-Channel 3 John Wick films in a nutshell

@gregorybane367 4 жыл бұрын

He had that bulletproof suit

@sootcoot8712 4 жыл бұрын

@@gregorybane367 Was the suit incorporated into his hair? kinda need a helmet to protect from concussion.

@isaacbutcher8401 4 жыл бұрын

@@sootcoot8712 who said he didn't have one......maybe his bone density is actually strong then the average human

@chrisgermaniac 4 жыл бұрын

“So the girls learn ballet and the guys learn... wrestling? Seems kind of sexist. Seems like if this school/theater is operating under the High Table, everybody would learn fighting skills AND ballet equally.” THANK YOU! Why wasn’t there footage of guys like me at the barre and girls practicing throwing knives or something?

@deliriouszora 3 жыл бұрын

There was guys at the ballet. Just not to long after that scene shown. He choosen to ignore that.

@thienbaongo7997 3 жыл бұрын

I assumed that the ballet was to cover up the noises of wrestling- but maybe not lol

@deliriouszora 3 жыл бұрын

@@thienbaongo7997 yeah it's a cover up. It's basically a side business. People pay to watch them dance, while funding their secret assassin business

@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын

Well yes, knives are a ladies' weapon. The more subtle of us use poison.

@donraptor6156 3 жыл бұрын

Watch it again! I saw 2 guys doing the ballet thing!

@thedeepfriar745 4 жыл бұрын

If I can say one thing about this movie. I love that this trilogy doesn’t over complicate things, unlike the matrix. It’s just a fun solidly crafted movie, there’s enough necessary plot, in a fun and interesting world. But the real draw is that the fight scenes are brutal ,thrilling and incredibly well shot and beautifully lit. It’s so refreshing to have an action movie, just be an action movie, it’s beautiful in its simplicity.

@carcar5984 3 жыл бұрын

I want to watch these movies, but can't get over the fact that Ted from bill and ted's excellent adventure is supposed to be a tough guy. I can suspend disbelief for a lot of movies, but that's asking too much of the viewer. Should have picked a good actor for these movies. There's only one less convincing tough guy in movies. I can't think of his name but he played Poe in Con Air. This guy and that guy should only be cast as the homosexuals that they are

@NavyVet4955 2 жыл бұрын

@@carcar5984 Keanu has been doing action movies for quite a while. Most overshadowed his portrayal as an idiot from bill and Ted movies.

@Drasnier 2 жыл бұрын

Not complicated? Since 1 they added an entire "High Table", a "High Lord", a system of Judges and sin, apparently John Wick has several markers around which bind people to him, but only according to the rules of the system he's been kicked out from but also they still work (???) there's tiers of assassins, entire clans that rule their own parts of town, regional "managers", lots of the assassins know each other personally... Not complicated at all, no, since they never explain anything they just throw new concepts at you every 2 minutes because people just eat that shit up. xD EDIT: Oh and the guy in the sushi restaurant. Obviously retired, so is this just something assassins can do on the regular, but everyone made such a huge deal about John Wick managing his "impossible" task in the first? Jeez they're just shitting on themselves left and right in this movie.

@jonathanjovonovich4348 2 жыл бұрын

@@carcar5984 actually Keanu is really great in here. Get over yourself and watch this awesome masterpiece franchise

@WaveRider1989 9 ай бұрын

@NavyVet4955 that's how you remember kesneu Reves by ? I didn't even know Ted until i read your comment. You never seen Speed and Matrix movies ?

@strangeidentity1006 4 жыл бұрын

You missed the point where she said “he shot my dog” and wick says “I know”

@rimurutempest4945 4 жыл бұрын

Or the scene where his mom, or mother figure, said ‘All this for a car and a dog’ then him replying with ‘It’s more than that’. Like, bish, it is all that.

@Hunzaterapter 4 жыл бұрын

@@rimurutempest4945 No, it wasn't just a dog. And if you actually think that, you're either forcefully ignorant or haven't paid attention.

@rimurutempest4945 4 жыл бұрын

Hunzaterapter Jeez, did I kill your dog or something? No need to get testy. Apparently we can’t make jokes anymore.

@legolas5684 4 жыл бұрын

@@rimurutempest4945 If someone were to kill your dog and some homelsess dog would you be like "it is just a dog"

@rimurutempest4945 4 жыл бұрын

Legolas I mean, I would get angry sure, but I certainly won’t go kill the guy who killed my dog, add to that the tens of guys he mowed down to get to the kid. Would you?

@lexluthorcakes8732 4 жыл бұрын

5:15 If he would have given John a 100 round magazine, would he have been given 100 days?

@rickhaavisto9023 4 жыл бұрын

“Hey, I’m one bullet short of a full round, can I borrow one?” “You gave John Wick one bullet, you get one day” Well, that hardly seems fair...

@dancrane3807 4 жыл бұрын

Next time he'll give John a warehouse full of 5 million rounds.

@akashdefonseka 3 жыл бұрын

Good point

@kartikjoshi3859 3 жыл бұрын

But he also gets a 100 cuts....

@JohnSmith-jy4qj 3 жыл бұрын

Doubt it

@TheLivingThanos 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody Jermy: Weirdest laughing ever

@aleemizcool3654 3 жыл бұрын

3:24 who the fuck laughs like that? The hell

@tennisthelegend 4 жыл бұрын

13:50 haven't you seen Spiderman 2 lmao

@duk3silver 4 жыл бұрын

You know when a movie is good when CinemaSins keep removing sins

@QCraftQGames 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@calvindubose1368 4 жыл бұрын

Duuhhh

@tallgiz 4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say this but then I read your comment 👍

@Blink_____ 4 жыл бұрын

this movie was uninspired garbage that just does the same thing over and over.. the only reason to even watch the 4th movie is because Fishburne's character becomes way more interesting than Wick

@eonaon6914 4 жыл бұрын

you can usually tell the ones they like by the amount of minutes the vid is. Anything 15 minutes or less is one they like

@Locadel2003 4 жыл бұрын

This movie doesn’t had shaky cam in fight scenes. 100 sins removed!

@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын

Or 100 cuts lol

@superdrinkingpepsi 4 жыл бұрын

Shaky cam itself is not bad. It's how you use it that matters.

@rojiii69420 4 жыл бұрын

I live your name.

@wrxhex 4 жыл бұрын

SuperDrinkingPepsi problem is they overuse things all the time.

@wrxhex 4 жыл бұрын

DARK FATE SUCKS, THE ORIGINAL IS A MASTERPIECE ah another person who actually has a brain and didn't like Dark Fart. Good day sir👍

@Eren_Yeager_Attack_Titan 4 жыл бұрын

Be careful, I think there is a guy in front of your door with a pencil,cause he is pissed already 😈

@samuraizebra3219 Жыл бұрын

The underwater bullets scene 10/10. The bullet proof/resistant glass being smashed by a body being flung at it... ding!

@3zy165 4 жыл бұрын

Did cinemasins just say he found a film fantastic? Holy shi-

@TravisHouze 4 жыл бұрын

he's definitely sinned several films he likes and loves. Remember no movie is without sin

@justinnee1572 4 жыл бұрын

Joe ligama

@Inkypencil22 4 жыл бұрын

to be fair, its a john wick movie

@mihaeltodorov9899 4 жыл бұрын

@@TravisHouze patiently waiting for "Everything Wrong With Avengers: Endgame"

@heintz256 4 жыл бұрын

3zy16 *ding*

@pissmaster933 4 жыл бұрын

You missed the whole shotgun scene, which is an extremely satisfying scene.

@diegosanchez894 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, aren't big slow bullets terrible at piercing armor? If watching demolition ranch has taught me one thing is that they should've used a .50 BMG in close quarters, that'd been fun.

@ryanhamstra 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if I don’t see him hauling around a mini gun like Hobbs in fast 7 in the next one I’ll be a bit sad.....

@StealthyTNT 4 жыл бұрын

@@diegosanchez894 Yea shotguns would be one of the last choices for piercing armor. Also, I thought an obvious sin was that the High Table guys weren't getting jerked around by getting shot at. Their armor can stop bullets sure, but that doesn't mean it stops the force (except if it's John who shot them). I can look past the shotgun armor piercing because it's a small detail that no one really cares about and the scene looked cool, but the force stopping armor just looked goofy.

@chriscannon8144 4 жыл бұрын

@@StealthyTNT Jeez, my gunman skills are lacking. What are the perfect types of guns for piercing armor? I need to be prepared.

@robertdover5185 4 жыл бұрын

@@diegosanchez894 Slugs still carry insane amounts of power which can easily rival some armor piercing ammo but it definitely wouldn't be enough to make their heads explode like some of them did.

@davisjones7137 3 жыл бұрын

- "Sometimes you have to kill the one you love the most" - It basically implies that she should have killed her daughter in the first place to stop her desires. 😂😂

@rebeccacummings6697 3 жыл бұрын

No, watch Th3 bird mans video about this video. I guess he was right about cinemasins viewers brains being small as a pinhead

@MOH-ph3qm 3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccacummings6697 you must be fun at parties

@rebeccacummings6697 3 жыл бұрын

@@MOH-ph3qm the comment wasn't a joke...

@MOH-ph3qm 3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccacummings6697 yes that's why there were 2 laughing emojis at the end of it

@ninjawork111 3 жыл бұрын

About the ending thing where Winston "kills" John Wick, the fall actually quite survivable. Lets just remove the bullets that "hit" John, because as he says it's either blanks or a vest. He starts falling, hits something, which arrests his falling, hits something else, hits a THIRD thing, and hits the ground. Now, when you fall, the reason you die is because of the sudden loss of velocity from your fall to the ground. If you make that velocity *less* (By making him hit other things first), you give him a chance.

@JackieRaeMiller39 Жыл бұрын

John Wick should have been thrown from his horse as soon as the gun fire and loud a** motorcycles started to to race beside him. That much noise and chaos a horse would be terrified. No matter how well trained it is.

@JamieLeaFL 4 жыл бұрын

What we will actually find out is that John’s wife isn’t dead and she is member of the high table playing the longest game ever. John Wick 4

@TwoStacks217 4 жыл бұрын

She faked her death because John Wick had her sign a prenup before they got married

@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын

That plot twist would break my heart.

@Bloodhurl67 4 жыл бұрын

Why does that sound so cliche to me?

@Hillthugsta 4 жыл бұрын

@@Bloodhurl67 It is. And a disappointing one at that.

@Bloodhurl67 4 жыл бұрын

@@Hillthugsta I hope it doesn't happen but knowing this series is getting two more fucking films after it with a spin off movie and a TV show it could. And I just hate it. I really wanted it to end at 4 but now its going to become another Fast and Furious.

@DarkAlex95 4 жыл бұрын

The laugh at the underwater shooting is gold. And yes.

@vectorjiu-jitsu955 4 жыл бұрын

Yes sirrrrr

@Sami-nl4nj 4 жыл бұрын

I did not get it

@kuro3409 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sami-nl4nj shooting under water in nearly impossible to hit a target that isn't above the surface or surface level. Most movie ignore that and have bullets going as if the water didn't exist.

@Sami-nl4nj 4 жыл бұрын

Kuro Okami Gaming thanks

@kuro3409 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sami-nl4nj No problem

@stephenschroeder6567 Жыл бұрын

I love all three movies and have watched them 12+ times each. That said, there are copious issues in all and for number three you have some worthy notices, but not nearly all of them. Time and space considerations won't allow a full listing. To the humor part, I laughed myself silly when John throws that axe into the dude's head. There is something almost Loony Tunes about it. Keep up the great work!

@qi1mu78 11 ай бұрын

the fact that these films are the only tetralogy to consistently get sins taken off proves just how good the john wick films are

@robhulson 4 жыл бұрын

No sin removal for “Hey, John. That was a pretty good fight huh?”?

@priscillajimenez27 4 жыл бұрын

I'm your biggest fan.

@luckygamers4807 4 жыл бұрын

You could also say none removed for "I'll catch up to you john" "No you wont"

@asterixobelix20 4 жыл бұрын

Or for the The Good, the Bad and the Ugly reference ( revolver scene starting @ 3:13 ).

@vincentdefiore7037 4 жыл бұрын

“Well sometimes you got to cut a motherf*cker” is my submission for best line of 2019

@Mar_s-vy6js 4 жыл бұрын

😂ICONIC😂

@mylan4742 3 жыл бұрын

6:50 istg I can’t unsee this villain as bronn from GoT xD

@_mi_ch_a_el__4699 3 жыл бұрын

3:23 might be the hardest jeremy laughed in cinemasins history

@osirisjojo6876 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@khaotictrash 2 жыл бұрын

Also 12:18

@nprluis8223 4 жыл бұрын

After this we are less than even ...that’s odd Made me giggle.

@LuisSoto-fw3if 4 жыл бұрын

OOOOOH I get it now, cleaver.

@MrTBSC 4 жыл бұрын

@@LuisSoto-fw3if .. clever*

@omgbronny7770 4 жыл бұрын

It's been a while since cinemasins guy was this impressed by a movie

@hendrixwilliams7071 4 жыл бұрын

His name is jeremy

@Mcaark 4 жыл бұрын

TherapistGod His name is Cinemasins Guy. Pretty sure that’s what Mr. and Mrs. Guy named their 3rd child.

@hendrixwilliams7071 4 жыл бұрын

@@Mcaark and what are the names of Mr and Mrs guy

@DanMarston117 4 жыл бұрын

@@hendrixwilliams7071 Mister and Missus, obviously.

@iamthetruesora 4 жыл бұрын

There was us

@potawatomi100 4 жыл бұрын

Love your videos. They’re accurate and hilarious.

@frankf.875 3 жыл бұрын

This movie made me very jealous that Keanu got to drink Halle Berry spit water. Totally with the sin counter on that one

@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609 3 жыл бұрын

Did someone drop you on your head when you were a kid ? Wtf

@chiarosuburekeni9325 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I saw that scene, I was like I would be so honored to drink that bottle after she swished the water in her mouth. It would be the best drink i ever had lol

@M80hendo 2 жыл бұрын

@@chiarosuburekeni9325 Exactly

@DracoPadilla 2 жыл бұрын

You all need to get laid or something. Drinking someone's spit water is disgusting. Virgins say the weirdest things smh

@jonathanjovonovich4348 2 жыл бұрын

You guys are disgusting LOL

@cadanrichards2615 4 жыл бұрын

Honstely u are right about how many assassins try to kill without shooting

@turklurk 4 жыл бұрын

I know!

@officialclownbusiness7788 4 жыл бұрын

Knives are silent, and in the right hands, more unpredictable. For instance, the purpose of a butterfly knife doing all those spinny twirlies is much like a nunchuk, using the movements to distract the opponent so they don't expect the next hit. Also, guns are great for far away, but at close range, they lose much of their advantage.

@danawatson3138 4 жыл бұрын

I think this is the most he has ever laughed

@crazyjew878 4 жыл бұрын

Go watch the Star Wars: A New Hope episode and watch how he laughs when Obi-Wan says “only imperial stormtroopers can be so precise.” I’ve never heard him laugh like that

@ratbat1072 4 жыл бұрын

He laughed a few times in the Thor Ragnarok video

@Andrew-zq3ip 3 жыл бұрын

You are so on point. That fight with Zero was awesome but right at that moment I was ready for the movie to be over.

@the.abhiram.r Жыл бұрын

in the wickverse, everyone's either an assassin, a high table associate, a spy or an npc

@comradeivan8134 4 жыл бұрын

I nearly pissed myself with excitement when he shot in that pool scene. Someone finally got it right.

@chickentowel7036 4 жыл бұрын

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@agonleed3841 4 жыл бұрын

.......with excitement?....nearly pissed yourself? Kid, it's NOT that serious. A "well, ok. They finally got that right" silently said in your mind in a very calm manner, was all that's needed.

@samburns2765 4 жыл бұрын

Agon Leed you seem loads of fun.

@dangeletti84 4 жыл бұрын

@@agonleed3841 Jeez, what a downer.

@agonleed3841 4 жыл бұрын

@@samburns2765 yeah. cause there's FUN in saying, "I nearely PISSED myself with EXCITEMENT when he shot that pool scene. Someone finally got it right" and we're all supposed to be in an uproar anf high five each other. And hug with enthusiasm. This isn't one of those, "fun" moments.

@TheFrozenMind 4 жыл бұрын

The Desert Scene: What if this is an Assassin's Creed Movie inside the Matrix.

@CertainOverlord 4 жыл бұрын

BIG THINK

@knightnshire7419 2 жыл бұрын

He's having trouble giving this sins you can tell by how many sins he's taking off.

@TEAMHYBRID007 3 жыл бұрын

The paper and pen common try to round up 5 minute Mark with The Branding and the tattoo on the back is unique

@leetdoe2136 4 жыл бұрын

"You act like there's a contract killing every fifteen minutes!" Well, maybe not in one location.. But worldwide that's probably accurate.

@robbylebotha 4 жыл бұрын

4 killing per hour that's 96 a day. In America that would be 1 killing per state per day I think. What I'm saying is even in just only America, a "contract killing every 15 minutes" is not even close to being far fetched. Someone need to make a Cinema Sins of Cinema Sins Sins channel.

@thedt7746 4 жыл бұрын

@@robbylebotha yes, someone should do a "Cinema Sins of Cinema Sins Sins channel" even his sins have sins

@momobobo5430 4 жыл бұрын

@@robbylebotha its call the birdman look him up

@robbylebotha 4 жыл бұрын

@@momobobo5430 great, just great. Now I'm gonna have to do cinema sins of cinema sins of cinema sins sins..

@smallestofpps6974 4 жыл бұрын

robby lebotha cinemaSinsSinsSins?

@manuelajon6329 4 жыл бұрын

“Well my creepy uncle Toby sure would agree with that statement” Hold up

@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609 4 жыл бұрын

It took me five minutes to understand this joke

@thai4713 4 жыл бұрын

Yocoub H A i still don't understand can u help

@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609 4 жыл бұрын

@@thai4713 well I can but the answer will ruin your innocence

@furkanceylan199 4 жыл бұрын

Gimme the answer please kind sire :( I would like to understand it.

@thedemoninthecornerofyoure6609 4 жыл бұрын

@@furkanceylan199 ask killer Cruck I'm sure he knows

@stephanwatson7902 2 жыл бұрын

4:17 Russian Sambo actually, similar to MMA as it's striking/grappling/wrestling, but with a Gi and a few banned grappling techniques and other rules

@ctakitimu 2 жыл бұрын

"How many hit points do we give John?" Chad Stahelski: "Yes"

@kkrummelrhs 4 жыл бұрын

Signs a movie is good: they remove sins multiple times

@Dragonfire1321 3 жыл бұрын

Multiple sins removed at once even.

@thadz2493 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Enzo-ji3nt 3 жыл бұрын

another sign: when they address it 4:37

@changkaixuen360 3 жыл бұрын

Definetly

@orangegeekin4531 4 жыл бұрын

“BUT, the movie still gets a sin for making ME want a spin-off”. so petty🤣🤣

@thatguy98735 3 жыл бұрын

12:36 - Well you see... John Wick isn’t a bullet.

@TheMightySwash 3 жыл бұрын

On the "you were showing your power" realisation, I got the impression it was less a realisation than a confirmation of an approvable narrative. She was making sure she had her story straight to take back to the Table. Also, can't wait for the bit in Part 4 where Winston reveals that his betrayal of John was faked, but John couldn't be in on the plan because it had to look real.

@SamsonsUsedCars 4 жыл бұрын

John Wick 87: We find out that John Wick is actually an immortal warrior from the future, who used the time machine from Terminator to go back in time and stop William Wallace from unleashing a plague on Earth. Of course, you need to watch John Wick 86 to know that William was revived and empowered by Baron Mordo, who is eventually revealed to be a pawn of Kronk after he was exposed to the Allspark.

@everythingthrice2582 4 жыл бұрын

*Sarcastic slow clap cliche plays*

@danielworden 4 жыл бұрын

You should spoiler tag that shit, wtf

@joshuasepeda3289 4 жыл бұрын

HEY, NO SPOILERS!!!! Don't you dare ruin the sequels. Everyone knows they were saving the Baron Mordo reveal for John Wick chapter 92.

@noodle777777 3 жыл бұрын

I read this in Jeremy’s voice for some reason

@Andrew-zq3ip 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry but no. We find out JW is Neo with his memory erased back in the matrix

@michaelbarney4060 4 жыл бұрын

7:08 After this joke, I am going to be genuinely disappointed if Josh Brolin isn't in John Wick Chapter 4.

@deathking1019 4 жыл бұрын

what really really want agent smith to be in the next movie who’s named anderson that would be hilarious

@MadTurnip 4 жыл бұрын

@@deathking1019 John: "You Anderson?" Anderson: "Yes, Mr.Wick." John: "It feels weird."

@COEYRN 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome comment 🤣

@noahbecerra Жыл бұрын

I still remember mine and the audience’s reactions to this film when it came out 4 years ago, probably the best film I’ve seen in theaters.

@mylesdonovan9068 3 жыл бұрын

12:19 the reason those bullets get flaccid so quick is because as far as i know that gun that he is shooting (MP5SD) is subsonic whereas any other gun would fire out rounds faster for a little bit longer but not much longer.

@TheSharkIsWorking_23 4 жыл бұрын

I was going to sin CinemaSins if not a single sin was removed for the absolutely and incredible batshit insane knife throwing scene. This scene was one of the best scenes of the year.

@AlibifortheAfterlife 4 жыл бұрын

I almost teared up in joy when I saw the scene where the bullets just impotently traveled about 3 feet underwater. Glad to see other people got it as well lol.

@reyruiz2455 3 жыл бұрын

Can u explain 😂

@AlibifortheAfterlife 3 жыл бұрын

@@reyruiz2455 Bullets can't kill people underwater like war movies make it seem. They either slow to non lethal speeds within a foot or so or disintegrate on impact with the water in the case of super high energy bullets.

@reyruiz2455 3 жыл бұрын

@@AlibifortheAfterlife Thanks G, i feel dumb 😂

@AlibifortheAfterlife 3 жыл бұрын

@@reyruiz2455 You shouldn't, considering how often hollywood gets it wrong lol.

@LudaChez 3 жыл бұрын

@@reyruiz2455 really cool Myth busters on it you should check out. Basically proved everything the other guy said. Point blank you would most likely get a mortal wound. But all those scene of people standing on a bridge or dock shooting in to water 15ft away and the person they are shooting is like 3-5ft underwater.... Yeah that person is living. At a certain point it would like me tossing a BB at you at less than medium strength.

@JohnDoe-yi4xd 3 жыл бұрын

Dude this is so funny. Gotta subscribe.

@verduzcoautodetailing3183 4 жыл бұрын

4:58 u missed where the stitches disappeared 🤣🤣

@horsegirl2454 4 жыл бұрын

Sin: Getting smashed into 8 display cases and not getting a cut on him.

@Psycorde 4 жыл бұрын

Well, he has a kevlar suit...

@louvel407 4 жыл бұрын

@@Psycorde He meant the face. Shards of glass will easily cut your face, especially after getting thrown 8 times.

@MrFuzzwuzzle 4 жыл бұрын

Horsegirl saftey glass, just because they’re assassins doesn’t mean they don’t follow standard health and saftey regulations with their glass casings

@knightghaleon 4 жыл бұрын

Only a knife held in John’s hands can cut John.

@thepickygamer4450 4 жыл бұрын

I smashed my hand through a clock and needed 12 stitches.

@conorm1023 4 жыл бұрын

I never got this about John wick. He wore a tie, like not even a clip on tie, and no one tries to kill him with it!

@agonleed3841 4 жыл бұрын

you know when people are grabbing at him and he's usuing his hands to defend? THAT'S it. He's defending against MANY attacks, and "tie choking" is one of them

@kevinkiviste8539 4 жыл бұрын

i mean have fun grabbing that tie

@alexcosta2614 4 жыл бұрын

These are high class, gentlemen assassins.Ties are a no go

@derekc9515 4 жыл бұрын

I noticed this too and decided that it was a lot like highly skilled warriors being the ones to have long hair in all manner of different cultures throughout history - basically, it's a boast, yeah there is something to grab him but do you wanna try that to someone who you know can kill four men with a pencil?

@willedwards5196 4 жыл бұрын

One does not simply choke out John Wick with his own tie