Woah, woah, woah. Not even ONE sin for the Spino killing the T-Rex? Jeez, I thought EVERYONE hated that scene.

Deserved un-sin: the flare gun would still work because the flares themselves are completely sealed. They work under water and in the rain. *reverse ding*

“All dinosaurs must stalk their prey slowly in fear of the movie ending early” Lmfao

Why didn't you sin when grant saw the 'new' raptor in his dream and not the old one which he had seen already?

In all these years I've still never gotten over that Raptor dream. Wtf was that about

I think Jurassic World ignores Lost World and Jurassic Park 3. It's just a sequel to Jurassic Park

3:05. Jurassic Park starts with a scene showing a raptor killing a worker. The Lost World starts with the little girl getting attacked by a flock of Procompsognathus. This is actually the first movie in the franchise where the first dinosaurs we physically see are herbivores. Although it is strongly implied the Spinosaurus attacked the boat in the first scene even though we didn't actually see it.

All these sins and I still love this entire franchise.

When chased by a dinosaur always remember the golden rule: You don't need to be the fastest. You only need to be faster than the last in line.

Jeremy says Archaeology, even though archaeology only deals with ancient humans. Paleontology deals with ancient animals. *Ding*

1) yes, things CAN sound bigger 2) the "not moving a muscle thing" probably meant "dont alert it that we're alive" once the t rex was alerted, it didn't make sense to not run away. At least, that's how I always saw it when I was younger

This was my favourite movie as a kid. I just remember being obsessed with the spinosaurus. As a kid who loved Dinosaurs, it was shocking for me to see something that was stronger than a T. rex. For all it flaws, I will always love JP3

2:15 I hate to be that guy but archaeology is the study of cultural history and ancient human culture, whereas this is paleontology. This is not sexy archeology, It’s sexy paleontology

Fun fact, the Rex v Spino fight was originally going to be longer, AND with animatronics! ...Until the Rex robot accidentally got decapitated by the Spino. Whoops!

Alan: "its a bird cage" Amanda: "for what?" Me: "for parrots. what did you expect? youre on an island full of dinosaurs. youve never heard of pterodactyls?"

The velociraptor saying “Alan” would make more sense if it was the one from Jurassic Park.

“Coopers a professional he can handle himself” was the biggest sin in the movie 😂

*A L A N*

I remember watching the movie and being so damn frustrated by them constantly yelling through the whole damn movie. What on Earth is going through their heads for them to think that is a good idea??!!!

You forgot one. When Alan says it's a bird cage and Amanda asks "For what?" 😂

Hey the black guy does not die first so that's a plus

"This guy didn't even graduate from the Prometheus school of running away from things"

Since the kid recognizes the ringing cell phone as his dads sat phone, this implies that a guy that runs a paint and tile store owns a sat phone, for some reason.

Wrong: Herbivores are more likely to fight for territory than carnivores, they can take the risk. Herbivores can still find food if injured, if a carnivore is injured badly it'll starve.

‘Wouldn’t he have been more likely to go with the true story rather than the lie?’ Probably not. Had they told the truth Grant would’ve known they planned to land on the island to search for their kid, and would have refused. The crux of their plan was that Grant wouldn’t know they were going to land until he was already on the plane. We can assume from how angry he gets that he wouldn’t have considered helping if he knew they were going to land. By telling him they were just dinosaur enthusiasts who wanted a guide they had him thinking they were just going to fly over, so he agreed.

No lie...I was one of the Marines at the end driving the Amtrak!! They filmed the ending on Kawaii and we were on set for 4 days...food and lodging and they paid us as extras too. It was interesting to see how it all works...for the most part it was four days of play for us though....clearly we didnt have a big scene... The Marines that run on the beach and then stand there like goofballs was the 3rd Marines out of Kaneohe Bay... Fun fact: we actually ran through this one scene like 11 times...we thought it was ridiculous but hey, we were getting paid and not on base!!! Semper Fi!!!

You know I would actually like to see the 8 weeks that the boy has spent on that island. Think how cool that would be. Then Dr Grant and Sattler (still a couple) show up with the Navy to rescue the kid. That would be awesome.

@13:43 he “called for help” and then the choppers could be heard. We are being led to believe that the raptors think reinforcements are coming and really just want their eggs back not to start a fight so they skirted out. Still kind of a stretch but I’m sinning you anyway. *ding*

Everything. Everything was wrong with Jurassic Park 3. Every minute I spent enduring it was accompanied by the tortured screams of my childhood being torn apart by dream sequence talking raptors.

3:34 No kidding, that is _extremely_ racist. As a white man, I am insulted that I am apparently not as tasty as a black guy.

It's funny there was actually a alternate ending where instead of the pterodactyls flying to freedom you see them flying towards the helicopter

How did you forget to say that the food in vending machine, would be edible to eat?

You forgot one sin at the vending machine part. The food is probably expired by then

OH LOOK - Jurassic World :Fallen Kingdom, has a dinosaur DNA smuggling sub plot. You called it 3 years ago!

😂 😂 that scene lost me at “those are herbivores they really wouldn’t be interested in fighting” 😂 he’s a like 4. I could see grant being like that as a dad probably why they didn’t get married, she wanted kids and he didn’t but they should have gotten married.

The people who made this movie were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, they didn’t stop and think if they should.

Jurassic Park - Man playing God with the power of genetics The Lost World Jurassic Park - How environmentalism should work and ethical questions about cleaning up the mess of the misuse of the powers of humanity Jurassic World - Questions on consumerism and capitalism Jurassic Park 3 - People running from dinosaurs

I actually really liked this movie. I mean, the 1993 original will always be my favourite, but thought that the third movie was pretty darn good. Very watchable, IMO. I don't get all the hate.

It would make sense for the plant eating good dinos to be visible at first since they don't hunt anything and don't have to stay hidden.

I’m probably going to be in the minority when I say this but I actually like this really like this movie, I like it’s abandoned lab feel and i like how they introduced more dinosaurs. Seeing the t-Rex lose was kinda refreshing because even though it’s a cool dinosaur it’s not the best. So in all it may have many, many flaws but i really like it (I feel like I just made a half-assed paragraph in third grade

To be fair, Alan wasn't lying when he said nothing could convince him to go on the island. He was tricked, he never had any intention of landing, only doing some fly-overs.

Darth Maulasaur XD.

In fact, we can make a sin count of CinemaSins to add a *ting* to perfectly explained and valid scenarios.

"The T-virus?" Really? Not the "T Rex virus?" Ya dropped the ball on that one

Palaeontology, mate. Not archaeology

"no force on heaven or earth will get me on that island" except money, because money's from hell and didn't say nothing about hell

I always wondered how the hell Billy was already on the chopper and patched up recovering when they literally just got there 😂

Completely glossed over the part where at the end there's this random guy in a suit that got there seemingly magically just to make the marine and navy entrance that much more dramatic

God creates Dinosaurs God kills Dinosaurs God creates man Man kills god Man creates dinosaurs Jurassic World creates overused CGI CGI kills Jurassic Park franchise.

Wow he was right. Jurassic World DID have someone wanting something dino-related from the island. It was that one military guy who wanted to use the raptors to flush out terrorists.

I’m watching this movie now and I was like.. I wonder what would be wrong with this movie in 15 minutes. Literally came straight to this video 😂😂😂

Title: Everything Wrong with Jurassic Park III In 15 minutes or less Me: sir I’m pretty sure that’s 16 minutes...

am i the only one who absolutely loved the darth maulasarus part?

I'm adding on sins every time he says "private jet" when it's clearly a private PLANE. CinemaSins is terrible at their "job"

The fact that the couple made something up instead of telling the truth, and Grant fell for it AND went the the island, drove me crazy.

Ok, I haven't watched this movie in a while, and I forgot about the vision where the raptor was on the plane, it scared me pretty bad.

Who wanted Tea Leoni’s character (Amanda) dead already after only 5 minutes of her screen time?

You totally nailed the smuggling out of the park prediction for Jurassic World . Don't want to say more for spoiler purposes, but that's freaking ridiculous

Remove a sin for the fire being lit beneath the spinosaur; the damage inflicted to watercraft included an oil and fuel leak and, since natural gas is lighter than water, it'll float to the surface and wait to be lit or evaporated. :/

This was my favorite one out of the first 3.

Alan: No force on Earth or Heaven can get me on that island. Paul & Amanda: Hold my beer.

There are a bunch of things that couldve killed the guys on the boat...including the spinosaurus

There's actually a book released about what Eric and the 8 weeks he went through alone on the Island, I read as a kid and I enjoyed it back then. can't remember the name!

The whole domt move a muscle thing was actually brilliant and I was able to catch it at age 10. The rex roars after he says that, making it obvious that he in fact actually can see them, you can see Neil make a face before running as if Grant was saying "fucking science books get nothing right!"

The music in these movies is fukin AMAZING.

At least the mandatory kid was useful.

Like you said about reasons for raptors to attack for no reason, it was mentioned raptors killed just to kill in the original book.

This is still my favorite Jurrasic park/World movie. I love the cheesy parts, my favorite moment in the jurrasic franchise is when Alan is dreaming of the raptor🤣 Alan.... Alan!

Actually the guys on the boat who died in the beginning were killed by the spino. Spinosaurus was aquatic. So when the fog covered the boat, it killed them. Like a ninja. Ninja spino. That also explains why it followed them through the forest silently. Spinosauruses are ninjas.

"This guy DIDN'T graduate from the Prometheus School of running away from things." Hahahah Jeremy's the fukcing best

My only attachment to this movie is that it was the first Jurassic park movie I saw in theaters as a kid. And for a long span of time I would put this movie on to fall asleep to very often in middle school. Not the best, but my most comforting.

The title should be: How to ruin a movie that you so dearly loved from your childhood in 16 minutes.

Kid lasts 8 weeks and that bothers people? “Hudson!!!! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training!” They mostly come at night, mostly. And then there’s Robin Williams in Jumanji 🤣

I am willing to forgive Amanda for basically anything at that point where they find her boyfriend's body. She can be fairly assumed to have loved that guy, she has been worried (to put it mildly) for him and for her son for months, and suddenly she gets tackled by his rotting skeleton (at which point she must be assuming that her son is dead too). The film really puts her through the wringer.

The end cuts are my favorite part. So good!

I always assumed that it was the spinosaurus that killed the guys on the boat in the beginning, because they're on the water and the water is where the spino hangs out

Serious question. How many movies do you watch per day to keep this channel going?

As for the "it sounds bigger" part, have you ever heard a large dog bark without seeing it? Big dogs sound large due to the depth and resonance of their bark. Same thing goes here. Anyone agree?

“Isla Coincidence” is mad funny to me😂😂

"No-one gives a shit!" Damn that made me burst out laughing

who else laughed at the part with the raptor on the plane *Alan*

The Reason the Water caught on fire was because the gasoline from the boat got punctured and the Oil leaked out from it

In german 4:33 is put better and plainer with Grant wondering what other Species Ingen were producing/creating.

"Wouldn't he have been more like to go with the true story rather than a lie?" Yeah, no because it's mathmatically impossible for a kid to survive that long on dinosaur island...

ALAN... ALAAAN!

You forgot: "why the fucking fuck is the spirosaurus following the expedition?!?!!!!!!" xD

This movie was being written on set and even the final script had a lot of different parts than the final cut

If you swim in a deep river,fully clothed AND with a full backpack, believe me:you are gonna drown!

As someone from San Diego, pterodactyl's did NOT bring their winged fury down on us

I love coming back to this film now that they've almost completely scratched the idea that Spinosaurus was a two-legged land animal.

They forgot to sin the fact Grant has nightmares about a raptor with a design he has never seen before.

Thank you for not being one of those people that add a sin for the spino killing the rex. Mad respect for you.

Is no one going to discuss the fact that the phone hasn't been dissolved by the dinosaurs stomach acid? Its been a few days no?

The boats gas tank started leaking in the movie, that's how the river caught fire

13:07 if you actually watched the scene of the ship sinking to realize that the fuel tanks were punctured and that caused fuel to leak out into the water so that when the flare hit the water the water caught on fire

9:27 CinemaSins called it down to the suitcase

"I'm pretty sure it was Alan screaming 'Site B, the river'." "Ok, I'll get this on the diplomatic fast-track and also get authorization to deploy a Marine expeditionary unit for a live-fire mission. You know, in case your hunch turns out to be correct." "But... if not, you *are* going to be wearing that French Maid outfit tonight."

Loved the Alan moment when he is dreaming, it is entirely possible and funny. I used to stop and watch that moment specifically when my son watched it ten times a week.

Pterodactyles flew away at the end because the bird cage was left opened and you DO hear them land before you see them. Otherwise, great video as usual!

After watching the new movies... this one is a masterpiece.