Everything Wrong With Men In 15 Minutes or Less
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Ай бұрынWith Civil War hitting theaters, we decided to look for sins in Alex Garland's last movie, Men. Boy, did we ever find some.
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@theslavguystudios4811 Ай бұрын
You had all of us with the title
@LewisYamanoteAintReal Ай бұрын
I thought they already reviewed Barbie.
@LucyAdroit Ай бұрын
Lol, I was like "That is not enough time"
@darkdreamer871 Ай бұрын
@@LucyAdroit lmao right?? I was like "damn, how are you gonna sum up basically all of human history in just 15min?"
@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite Ай бұрын
1:07 *NEWSFLASH: Everyone scripturally knows "Eve" is a Hebrew Yisraelite Yahawadahite (aka so-called african american) woman.*
@mokarokas-1727 25 күн бұрын
@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite Uh, no. Please try to grow out of your "must justify my sad existence with race pseudo-history" phase.
@Veggieman87 Ай бұрын
Having never heard of this movie, I clicked on the thumbnail thinking “why is Will Ferrell covered in leaves?”
@bitters879 Ай бұрын
Oh damn I see it now!
@TuragaMesozoi Ай бұрын
I thought that was John c. Reilly
@thomasgaming7656 Ай бұрын
And I thought wtf is going on
@cripnite Ай бұрын
I thought it was Old Gregg
@Ivy-girl Ай бұрын
I thought Ryan Reynolds.
@nps86 Ай бұрын
The title goes crazy 😂
@isaickodeh8152 Ай бұрын
Just realized 😂
@ChildrenoftheMeat Ай бұрын
Coming soon next year, Women.
@ttabood7462 29 күн бұрын
^ Hollywood
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Ай бұрын
What's even more bizarre about the word "Scrumping" is that it literally *only* means stealing apples.
@bradc123456789 Ай бұрын
Eat the pencil ✏️
@zekeo111 22 күн бұрын
@@bradc123456789classic comment leaver
@Darapsa 20 күн бұрын
No, it doesn't. It can mean any fruit.
@krisj827 Ай бұрын
You can tell nobody watched this movie because most of the comments are about the title of this video 😂
@Vonononie Ай бұрын
I’ve watched it, didn’t really understand it but I watched it
@AngelWingsYT Ай бұрын
I never HEARD of it xD that's why I was confused
@LucianDevine Ай бұрын
Why watch it when we catch watch reaction channels and CinemaSins?
@seanbinkley7363 Ай бұрын
I watched it and man was it a trip....
@shaylenwayne9284 Ай бұрын
This movie is... something. The end is unforgettable
@iiasslouii3274 Ай бұрын
After inviting my friends to see this when it first came out, they now don’t trust my judgement in films 🤦🏾♂️
@drewwilson5026 Ай бұрын
😭😭😭 probably for the best tho
@iiasslouii3274 Ай бұрын
@@drewwilson5026 nah fr. It’s gonna take awhile to gain their trust back 😂
@sleepysera Ай бұрын
Rightfully so! Wtf kind of taste in films do you have 😂
@tkps Ай бұрын
Well, you can't really blame them yeah?
@isohora Ай бұрын
Intellectual competence isn't the most important thing in friendship, they'll come around in a decade or so
@Justin-0427 Ай бұрын
🎵Men…..We don’t know what we did🎵 😂
@M_Alexander Ай бұрын
No matter how many times you're told~
@tehwafflhouze2281 Ай бұрын
Maybe we'd be able to figure it out if this movie wasn't a nightmare
@joshuapoynter4888 Ай бұрын
No many of us actually don’t since most of us are just trying to live crazy how in this economy you are blaming an entire gender for the faults of man kind so women not do anything are they just perfect little angels i wonder
@elsinaattheworkshop Ай бұрын
@@joshuapoynter4888 It's just a joke. I don't think you got it.
@Lukeharperdeadlmao Ай бұрын
Is this from family guy?
@fancyflowz Ай бұрын
The title led me to believe that you made a satirical video about men and all of our audacities 😂
@vote4mel Ай бұрын
In 15 minutes? I think not, ha!
@KaguyaMcAllon 29 күн бұрын
She's right. It'd only take a minute.
@Celticrose9999 Ай бұрын
You gave a ding for the first biblical allegory not having a cherub, BUT Harper's NAME is a nod. CHERUBS are often depicted playing a HARP
@Robbnlinzi Ай бұрын
Woah!
@Azzameen99AZ Ай бұрын
Ding!
@cartooncritique6625 17 күн бұрын
After seeing what Biblical-Accurate Cherubs look like it's hard to imagine those monstrosities playing harp.
@indigofuego8605 Ай бұрын
Some woman out there " where do I start 🤦🏾♂️"
@AttemptedVoices Ай бұрын
Just the comment I was hoping to find.
@M_Alexander Ай бұрын
In only fifteen minutes!?
@Stephanie2-1-1-3 Ай бұрын
We’re do I start
@justjoe7081 Ай бұрын
@@M_AlexanderTHIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT😂😂😂
@theenchiladakid1866 Ай бұрын
@@Stephanie2-1-1-3 With thanking men for all the things work hard to make for you
@minerals7873 Ай бұрын
Dang what a title
@thepdfdify Ай бұрын
I saw this in theaters. It's very much a what the fuck did I just watch movie. Shot very well but had not much else going for it. Never need to see it again and never thought I'd see it on cinemasins.
@mrjohnlenoon Ай бұрын
Same. There was about five other people in the theater and they all walked out mid birth scene 💀
@stillstanding134 21 күн бұрын
I saw this in the movie theater, too. Seeing that ending on a theater size screen in crystal clear picture quality is something else lol.
@SoranotRoxas Ай бұрын
*I saw this movie randomly while being bored on a Saturday night... and let me just say... it was an experience. Not one I want to see again but... it was something.* 😅
@seanbinkley7363 Ай бұрын
Of all the A24 films this is the most A24 I've ever seen...😂😂😂
@RandMiller325 Ай бұрын
I feel like that with this and Gasper Noe's Climax
@OwainCynanRoberts 29 күн бұрын
@@RandMiller325cough cough midsommar
@menartd2618 27 күн бұрын
So far my favorite movie from A24 is the movie X and it's prequel Pearl.
@joelnotsure2871 Ай бұрын
And here’s yet another cogent warning about a movie I definitely want to avoid in the future. Thanks, Cinema Sins! You’re providing a valuable service.
@CinemaSins Ай бұрын
We are here to serve.
@aterlycan Ай бұрын
lol I thought the same, I have watched and avoided movies based on cinemasins and pitch meeting
@JefferyBlue Ай бұрын
@@CinemaSins Doing the Lord's work. Sainthood should be bestowed. Patron Saint of Movie Warnings!
@a-Stalk3r Ай бұрын
@@aterlycan You do understand it's a comedy/satire channel and not a review one,right?
@cristyablad Ай бұрын
I actually did want to see this movie since it SEEMED interesting, but I'm uncomfortable with large amounts of nudity in shows so now I feel I have been officially warned off of it, lol.
@aimee-hyj Ай бұрын
i think you're gonna need a lot more than 15 minutes for this one
@moondra3481 Ай бұрын
😂😂
@Moolers Ай бұрын
Whoa, cool it with the sexism!
@amanyhossam5437 Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly, Aimee 😂
@Zedd... Ай бұрын
@@Moolersit's the truth, cry about it
@masonsamuels347 12 күн бұрын
Yup was waiting for this onr
@SlabBulkhead3k Ай бұрын
My heart goes out to whomever had to watch this multiple times to sin it. I’m so sorry. Effin’ Chris!
@Grabthar191 Ай бұрын
I think there is something specifically mentioned about that in the Geneva Convention. We should contact the ICC.
@courtneythompson6179 Ай бұрын
My heart goes out to the VFX and editors who had to stare at this
@terralith6375 Ай бұрын
I cannot believe the "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage reference that was snuck in there
@yzzyph Ай бұрын
Came to comment the same!!!
@HankusTheTankus333 Ай бұрын
absolutely goated title lmfaooo
@blatherskite3009 Ай бұрын
As far as I could tell, it was all about rebirth - very literally at the end. "Rory Kinnear covered in leaves" was representing the folklore figure "The Green Man" - lots of English pubs with that name - and, again, that's all about nature and rebirth. While I'm in no rush to see it again, it _was_ refreshing to see an English film giving so few tosses for "international audiences."
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Ай бұрын
1:09 The director said: "Let's have your character pick and eat an apple from a tree that isn't yours without permission. It'll make you look even more of an Eve." Ah, the gold ole the apple/a*shole association joke. Never gets old. 🍎
@Torbenfladfisk Ай бұрын
Surprised you didnt like the tunnel scene, I thought it was really well done with some good tension
@douglasdrake1107 Ай бұрын
I am... very confused.
@DaSlotho Ай бұрын
me too ..what cell ph does she have....what year did it come out....why does it have the biggest chin / forehead / bumper cut out of it?....who in there right mind would make a ph like that n why couldnt the movie spring for a decent ph
@pianojadestookey Ай бұрын
Imagine hearing the title of this video out of context
@captaincaptain2128 Ай бұрын
People who didn't see the movie experiencing the ending for the first time...let me grab my popcorn.
@d00mbr07 Ай бұрын
Seeing that thumbnail thinking Swamp Things in this
@teebalicious Ай бұрын
One of my favorite recent movies. I’m really glad risk-taking in film is being supported.
@mpggog642 Ай бұрын
I saw this on cable, the rebirth scene scared the crap out of me.
@solvseus Ай бұрын
*Started reading comments because I actually watched this movie, and conversations always turned very quickly everytime I tried to discuss it. *Immediately stopped reading comments.
@nicholsliwilson Ай бұрын
The “pen*s clock” is actually a barometer. You mentioned the british weather? @CinemaSins That’s why it used to be common for family homes to have a barometer in the hallway &/or by the door.
@damagekritical Ай бұрын
I read the title and thought my exes finally gathered to write an essay about me
@Graves-81_69 Ай бұрын
Dude, the “only happens when it rains” being “Garbage” was awesome
@troesler81 Ай бұрын
That apple changed from red to green.
@BarryHart-xo1oy Ай бұрын
It sure did.
@troesler81 Ай бұрын
@@BarryHart-xo1oy if he's going to sin something let's be consistent.
@RigoniAdventures Ай бұрын
Dude I can't not say this ..your the coolest sob on KZfaq!!! I've been watching this since forever and you are the best!!! Thank you for entertaining us all bro ❤❤❤
@BlankSpace83 Ай бұрын
🎵🎵Men men men… memenly men men men 🎵🎵
@hexisplus9104 Ай бұрын
This one caught me so many times. Good work.
@A94music Ай бұрын
That caption made me intrigued and offended all at once 😂
@stefanostcyr6851 Ай бұрын
Yup
@weissxritter 25 күн бұрын
The Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference at the end got me. Well-played.
@MrsCKane 5 күн бұрын
I never learn, never drink or eat anything when watching your fantastic videos. I laughed so hard the entire time. Thank you so much for sinning this film. 😁🤣💙
@dwaynejackson551 Ай бұрын
I am glad someone else watched this. I am mentally fragile and would have likely died from watching it. I haven't learned not to be curious about crazy shit yet.
@meteorbaby369 Ай бұрын
I love A24 films and the trailer was intriguing. The film itself, saying it was disappointing isnt enough but I cant find the words for it. Wont watch again so imo you didnt miss anything.
@UnboxingAlyss Ай бұрын
@@meteorbaby369 This. I also saw the trailers, I LOVE horror and I LOVE A24. I'm used to the general style of their movies, so I didn't expect everything to be straightforward. It was still REALLY difficult to understand and a bit to abstract for my taste. Anyone with tokophobia is going to love it in the birthing scenes. TBH, I think I understand it more after hearing Jeremy's jokes. They may be far off the mark, but that's better than what I came up with. 😛
@courtneythompson6179 Ай бұрын
@@UnboxingAlyssI closed my eyes during the birth scene. It was a wild time in theatre
@GDSK09 Ай бұрын
Ive legitimately never heard of this movie
@Dragonfury3000 Ай бұрын
It's another a24 garbage
@menartd2618 27 күн бұрын
That's because it didn't last long in theaters.
@chromaframeyt Ай бұрын
"You've got Male" killed me.
@SilkyC 29 күн бұрын
The Garbage reference made me smile a little too big....well played lmao
@TyLynn Ай бұрын
i paused this video around the ten minute mark thinking "eh, this looks like it could be a decent watch, lets actually watch the movie before the video spoils the end for me."..... y'know, right before all the body horror nonsense really kicks off. i regret everything.
@Gran69 Ай бұрын
Did nobody else notice that her "tunnel singing" are the first four notes of Dies Irae?
@rickstaism Ай бұрын
I thought they might do an audio outtake from The Hunger Games mockingjay scene.
@AndyGuss 29 күн бұрын
This channel is quickly jumping the shark and I’m ready to pull my subscription.
@skaiby6633 29 күн бұрын
What do you mean jumping the shark
@AndyGuss 29 күн бұрын
@@skaiby6633 Ask your parents or consult Wikipedia.
@arielwesley5794 24 күн бұрын
@@skaiby6633jumping the shark means they’re running out of ideas. I don’t know how he could run out of ideas when there’s infinite movies to sin 🤷🏽♀️
@samspade8830 28 күн бұрын
I love this movie. One of my favorite films of the past few years. Great atmosphere and great cinematography
@Sn0wShepherd Ай бұрын
The Monty Python bit had me absolutely cackling
@danicook4155 Ай бұрын
currnetly in portland, have to agree with Harper bc rain actually makes me very happy. That's why I moved here.
@bea4156 Ай бұрын
Same! 💚
@CraftySouthpaw Ай бұрын
3:55 - Good '90s throwback. 🤣
@Wulfgeir Ай бұрын
"where nearly everyone was voiced by the guy who played Ralph Fiennes in the first Red Dragon." What a roundabout way to make a Tom Noonin joke.
@Cavemancavan Ай бұрын
15 minutes. Everything. Beat that, ladies.
@LucianDevine Ай бұрын
The ladies would say that the movie already lasted longer than all the men they'd ever been with combined.
@stevencowie7151 Ай бұрын
I love this film. I had great success showing it to friends whom know Kinnear best as a comic actor.
@qv81 Ай бұрын
1:30 that's not a clock. It's a barometer. It tells the pressure and helps predict the weather. My grandma had one and it worked most of the time quite accurately.
@davec4274 Ай бұрын
So glad I saw this instead of the movie. Wonder how the pitch meeting for this would go.
@deraykrause4517 Ай бұрын
"Map out the coal mine in Zork" oh man, that's too brutal!
@zom8680 Ай бұрын
Between OJ dying memes and this title. People are gonna think im nuts cracking up at my desk
@lpenrike Ай бұрын
are you guys going to sin the classic movie "Women" released in 2021?
@caitlinrix294 Ай бұрын
3:47-3:51 Jeremy!! You said you'd keep that a secret! Most of the UK doesn't even know that!
@JohnSmith-oh1ow Ай бұрын
The geography teacher I had at school was one of the nicer teachers to be stuck in a room with, and his lessons were fun and informative, during which we learnt a lot about the world around us and its formation. Regardless of that however, Britain being reduced to an island by too much rain is officially how I now view its geographical history.
@gargwinvinesnake6961 Ай бұрын
The Garbage reference made me sooo happy!
@Oreo-ub1nv Ай бұрын
I first watched this on a cruise to Norway at 3am and I found it all hilarious but kinda liked it too ngl
@alphaalex8821 Ай бұрын
Only 15 mins? 😂😂😂
@whattheHELLman9 Ай бұрын
With all the shit we did, you'd expect at least an hour dude lol
@alphaalex8821 Ай бұрын
@@whattheHELLman9 So true 😂
@whattheHELLman9 Ай бұрын
@@alphaalex8821 But as another person here said, you can summarize it by saying "we exist"
@daniel_wilkinson Ай бұрын
Alex Garland went to the Lars von Trier school of movie making. Ding.
@YashaSempai Ай бұрын
12 minutes in and I am still laughing at the title 😂 Is there something CinemaSins cannot sin.
@mikedunham7220 Ай бұрын
That Garbage reference was perfect
@emmaclarke2885 Ай бұрын
5:01 Jessie Buckley is Irish, not English 🙂 And yes, she's speaking in her actual accent in this movie
@mohammadrizaii6154 Ай бұрын
I watched this film with a couple of friends after we finished school for the day. We were the only ones in the entire theatre for that particular showing and by god after it ended the only thing we could talk about was how the film went 0 to 100 so fast and how we needed to bleach our eyeballs just so we could forget that one scene. 😂😂
@georgeheilman885 Ай бұрын
2:05 agreed on durian fruit. I've heard them referred to as the Devil's testicle. Which, given certain shots in this movie, makes the forbidden fruit sin even funnier.
@CJ-ov1pl Ай бұрын
I saw this...still scratching my head
@Yumiqica626 Ай бұрын
This movie did have some pretty creepy bits (I thought), but overall was mostly like: "Ahh yes, I'm sure this means something" 😂
@JoseJoseC626 Ай бұрын
This title is so good I forgot about the 10 Hobbit references in the middle. What's that? There is no Hobbit references? Well f**k
@immortalmax2067 Ай бұрын
You had us in the first half ngl
@3l3ments001 Ай бұрын
You make me want to watch the movie now.😂
@jeffcarri70 Ай бұрын
Now you have to sin Lucky Mckee’s movie “Woman.”
@emjbelle Ай бұрын
Love this movie!! Garland is so good.
@Natalie-ns9bl Ай бұрын
I bet every guy clicked on this
@Disglusting Ай бұрын
*gestures vaguely at the entirety of human history*
@jotunthe11thhyman65 Ай бұрын
@3:58 Nice reference to the group Garbage
@NovaandthePastapup Ай бұрын
I could never have been prepared for what this movie gave me 😮
@shoken4421 Ай бұрын
I rarely say this but this movie leaves me EXTREMELY lost . Another movie that will be added to my do not watch list.
@R0CKDRIG0 Ай бұрын
She's having a mental struggle on weather she should blame herself or not about her ex's accidental death.
@FuzzyStripetail Ай бұрын
Although the act of scrumping was deemed illegal, one could get off the proverbial hymns hook if you scrump during a bathed in red light Godzilla attack related lockdown.
@whatduck943 Ай бұрын
It's amazing what you can get away with during a godzilla attack
@ScottKorin Ай бұрын
Hold up, is this the introduction of the Mysterious Overlord? Or have I not been paying attention. Gotta make sure I'm up to date on the channel lore.
@robertwalker0122 Ай бұрын
They ripped it from @Thebirdman channel
@tibbersup4911 Ай бұрын
eh, not a huge fan of the Mysterious Overlord. Quite enjoyed those "side tangents"
@AureliusNovusius 29 күн бұрын
I genuinely didn't notice everyone was played by the same actor until near the end of the movie. Glad to see not everyone was that stupid.
@chatterbox7481 Ай бұрын
Able to capture all our faults in only 15 minutes. We doing pretty good fellas.
@royailove 28 күн бұрын
The only movie that I had the pleasure of falling asleep watching.
@urlilbitchchloe4760 Ай бұрын
no one in Britain uses an umbrella so its the most realistic thing in the whole movie
@cyber_syndicate2920 Ай бұрын
The first OMG wasn’t unprompted she just deleted her previous text
@frankofam1069 Ай бұрын
*Ive never seen this, but I agree!* ❤ ya Dr.Zeus
@tomasinojonathan Ай бұрын
Perfect title TBH 😂
@kcaz1984 Ай бұрын
"Only happy when it rains thats fucking garbage" yep you got my like.
@ironfortress151 Ай бұрын
Everything am i right
@stephenbruce4298 Ай бұрын
3:55 Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for this pun!!! Everyone else, particularly 90s rock fans… iykyk! 😉
@midnightumbrmoon3644 Ай бұрын
*Wheeze* the title is hilarious
@fluuufffffy1514 Ай бұрын
Well that looks like a fun romp
@lwierzch Ай бұрын
"It seems to me that Harper is only happy when it rains, and that is some total (...) garbage" - I see what you did there... 😁
@Cozama453 Ай бұрын
“Only happy when it rains is garbage”. 😂
@luz-vo4nb Ай бұрын
And am off to watch it 😊.... i need to see the dandelions
@Azzameen99AZ Ай бұрын
The Monty Python bit killed me.
@kotoricha2834 Ай бұрын
I worked in a fine in movie theater when this was playing and slowly but surely I went from completely grossed out to completely unphased by the birth scene
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