This is my way of watching movies I haven’t seen.

I'd give every sin back if all the heavy-handed foreshadowing of trucks speeding through the area culminated in Ellie getting hit by a Fiat.

The biggest sin is changing something big that could have been suprising in the theaters (Ellie dying instead of the little boy) but revealing it in the trailer.

When it comes to remakes....sometimes dead is better.

“Man, think how great this last shot would be in a movie that wasn’t shitty.” Exactly my thoughts tbh

This whole movie could be avoided with a “Slow, Children At Play” sign, especially considering the fact that they’ve already seen how fast trucks zoom by~

why didn't the family invest in building a fence around their property? who wants to live in an ungated house?

The book explained why the parents didn't expect their kid to get away from them & into traffic by having him be a toddler & having them only momentarily look away. The movie ruined that by using a much older kid. The movie then tried to make her death a twist by having Gage also run into the street but that doesn't work because she obviously has no reason for being in the movie except so she can die instead of Gage & it's not shocking even if you don't expect it because her death is less disturbing than if Gage had died. The book explained why so many conveniences let the cemetery keep being used by implying that the cemetery was manipulating everyone. It also made the concept more interesting by having each revived person/animal behave differently because they were possessed by different demons with different personalities. The movie ruined that by removing all of it & having the people & animals come back as evil versions of themselves. The book used the cat as a red herring who's actually just a harmless neutral demon & having Gage be the only one who gets possessed by an evil demon. The movie ruined that by making the cat evil & turning it into a generic jump scare robot & having the the cat & the daughter work together with the cemetery to get more demons because... because. A cat who wobbles like it doesn't know how to operate a cat body & stares at people all the time but has no clear goal is creepy. A cat that just acts like an angry cat most of the time is boring. Also, adding Gage to the crash scene & having the whole thing go down in such a complex way just gives the daughter way too much time to dodge the truck so the whole movie ends up being based on an impossible premise & it just ends up being Heavy Rain all over again.

I'd love to know why almost every truck used as a jump scare is honking its horn even when there is no logical reason.

"Curiosity killed the cat... and also a semi-truck." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cat: *dies* Oldest Daughter: *dies* Mom: *dies* Dad: *dies* Baby: *dies but we never seen it*

I thought it was pretty interesting that nothing came of those weirdo mask-wearing kids. There was no threat coming from that direction after all o_O They just buried their pets in the normal ground and that was that.

Graveyard Shift reference: Too blatant. Cujo reference: Too subtle.

“Pet semetary, can’t you read the sign?” Roollllll credits?

CinemaSins: Counts the sins Dead Meat: Counts the kills

4:00 I would NEVER tell my partner a patient's name. Massive HIPAA violation

*lack of trees* Antarctica ❌ Desert❌ Moon❌ Boston ✔️

One thing that confused me about the movie was that the resurrected people seem to have a plan to resurrect more people. In the book when the resurrected people/animals go bad they just want to torture and murder people they have no overall agenda apart from causing suffering. In the movie they seem to have some unexplained intention of killing and resurrecting as many people as possible.

"I said move and your dead!" "I say I'm dead, and I move." - The Crow. Somehow apropos.

Yeah looking deeper into this movie is actually really intriguing as it's essentially a Wendigo that has control over a large radius of Ludlow. Encouraging drivers to drive recklessly, whispering suggestions to residents, then of course having full control over all the bodies that are buried in it's tomb that it can bring back.

If you guys are doing horror theme movies this month, Can you Sin " Jason versus Freddy"

"Now. I. Have. Some. Oatmeal." *"Ho.Ho.Ho."*

I literally muttered “it’s a wendigo” to myself mere seconds before 11:55. *Whispers ominously* It’s like he heard me!

“I mean, he could be curious, but remember, curiosity killed the cat. Well and ThE SeMi TrUcK” I am DYING at that

the alternate ending where the dad survives and has to live with his choices is SO much better! the ending they chose was the easy way out, so lame. this movie would have been a lot better imo if they wouldn’t have spoiled it with the trailers.

“The trees are all green on Halloween in Maine” *ding*

A cairn is a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline.

The Cujo reference says “killed about 4 people”. I’m sinning this because no news outlet would fail to say the dog brutally attacked and killed 4 people. How many people is ABOUT 4?

As a cubs fan I wasn’t ready to be hurt like this…

"Mr. King, after being so outspoken with your criticisms of Kubrick's _The Shining,_ are you at all concerned about the sub-par adaptations of your books coming out?" *Rolls several 50 dollar bills into a cigar* "Nope."

The pacing was so weird. The third act is where things get hyped up, but then it ends abruptly.

The movie: Just some organisms that died and got burried in a forbidden place and then became zombies. And that's the movie

Tbh Church just acts like every normal cat even when it’s turned “evil”. My cat who loves to get pet has scratched me.

"I don't wanna be buried, in a Pet cemetery, I don't want to live my life againnnnn"

Yeah, run around the front yard next to a heavily trafficked cargo road BLINDFOLDED. I'm surprised Ellie was the one who died and not her dad -.-

Flaws aside, one if my favorite scenes in a horror film is when Ellie comes back, gets a bath and then in bed remarks, "I'm dead, aren't I? " and the dad replies, "No you're here" and then he lays down next to her knowing what she really is... I also felt having a nine year old Ellie come back from the dead was much scarier than a two year old Gage. I also liked the final scene of the alternate ending much better, sans the extended graveyard fight between Ellie and her dad. The "family portrait" scene at the end with a horrified squirming Gage was brilliant.

“Now I have oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho.” Why was this so funny to me?? 😂

Let's just take a moment to appreciate this guy for watching so many movies for us

"I feel like I watched Louis dig this hole in real time" Not gonna lie, that's what that section of the book felt like, I love ya Stephen King but you can definitely trim down your stuff.

Family that seems pretty well off doesn't buy a fence when they notice how close the highway is.

Cairn: a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline

why does the main dude look like a discount Chandler Bing

Speaking of a Cujo reference, you should do "Everything Wrong With Cujo." Who agrees?

I'm surprised he didn't mention the stitches in the back of her head when she was bathing in the movie

"Did you die?" "Yes....But I lived!"

"Now, I have...some oatmeal Ho Ho Ho" favorite quote ever

Totally missed the “I’m he captain now” audio outtake

all movie directors should watch this channel

OMG I died at your singing, "WATCH THE GLASSWARE, TINY DANNNNCEEEER!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Cinema Sins: “This scene does not contain a lap dan...wait, those are cats.”

Everything wrong with pet sematary: the whole movie

“Curiosity killed the cat, well, and the semi truck”! 😂 Great way of interpreting this! 😂

It’s sad how Jud never says “ayuh!”

He didnt point out the scene where it starts out in the day time when the mom comes back to the house, then it's suddenly night

"watch the glassware tiny dancer" lmao

I remember wanting to see this when I saw the trailer and quickly forgetting it was a thing until I saw it on Blu-Ray inside a Barnes & Nobles a month or so ago. It really did just come and go without much fuss. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this remake was only greenlit to tide the coattails of the first "It" remakes success.

12:42 At that time in the movie, someone in the theater yelled ‘ It’s the cat!’

Also : family of protagonists having a casual conversation in a car in the beginning of a horror movie cliché

"Watch the glassware tiny dancer" had me laughing so hard. 🤣 🤣

I love that her mother says don't walk off by yourself but nothing about how she shouldn't hangout in the woods with strange adults they don't even know. If she would've wondered off around their home or within the backyard it would've been fine, spending time with a complete stranger anywhere is a danger to kids.

The Zelda scenes from both movies actually scared the crap out of me.

Actually I really love the dusty drawers... It is a nice little detail, like... in the book the whole family was kinda afraid of Zelda and what was she representing and... Well that detail what is doing the movie job. Job called "Show don't tell."

12:43 When I first watched this movie, I had the same thought. She's still a little girl, undead or not, so not only should she not be able to fight her dad like this, but she couldn't have dragged her mother to the burial grounds and come back to fight Louis in time, and then hold out until her mother trekked back to kill him. But when I say it people me to shut up and that it's just a movie

Fans: We want endgame CinemaSins:No i dont think i will

I would have taken a sin off if they had Clancy come play Jud. I know he was in the second one, but it would have been a nice throwback and he'd still get to keep up the pattern of "morally ambiguous characters that end up dying"

That highway was produced by finale destination lmao 😂🤣😅

My problem with this movie is that a ten thousand pound semi at 60+ mph wouldn't leave much cat to bury, same with the girl

“Watch the glassware, Tiny Dancer...”

This would have been a very different movie if the dad decided to pull a Hal from Malcolm in the middle and just make his own speed bumps 😂

2:47 I love the reference to rocky he makes when he talks about nana creed

Please save me from this crap movie by doing “Snakes on a Plane”

The biggest sin was changing the death from Gage to Ellie, the original was so horrifying to people because it was a 3 year old murdering his family. The little demonic girl trope is so overdone that you can't swing a dead cat in Hollywood without slapping a producer with another yet another 'demon girl' script in the works.

Not going to lie, the part where he buries his kid then comes home was probably the best part of the movie. I was actually a little freaked out, waiting for a cheap jump scare or something but they did a good job in that scene.

I've watched all your videos on movies I've seen. Having said this, I need more.

When the mom and dad didn’t know that each other thought different things about the after life I was extra confused. Why was it just coming up so late into them being together

Biggest sin in this film: Ellie is the monster in place of Gage

When I first saw the movie I really enjoyed it and watched it a few times. I recently read the book and 1. It's completely different I think out of all the Stephen King books this is one of the more accurate based on pacing. 2. The book is just so much better, if you've read Stephen King or seen other movie adaptations you know it's hard because he goes into a lot of detail or foreshadows every little thing so it's easier to appreciate when reading. Lastly, the book isn't your traditional horror like the movie it's more suspenseful

i remember watching this movie when it came out in theatres with my bestfriend. he kept saying “mEow” and we couldn’t stop laughing the whole time

No one will ever replace Fred Gwyn as Jud Crandall!

"Cat scratch "eat her"" 😂

These audio out takes were hilarious af 😂

You did a very job on this one my fine Sir

CinemaSins - Sematary is a child's spelling, on a sign made by one of the children, who misspelled the word "cemetery." The original 1989 movie is way better than this new effort...

Requesting “everything wrong with tall girl” until they do it: attempt 3

Description: "In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning" I'm glad I'm not the only one who forgot this movie exists.

"Watch the glassware, tiny dancer!"

The scariest thing about this movie was that my dad was being watched by a man very carefully and he asked if he was ok and he just said that he liked the old movie better. I have never seen him nope faster out of theater

I feel like this movie was like and F U to Stephen king before he took it back.

As soon as he said the title, I don't think I've ever wanted Jeremy to cover a movie as much as... Maximum Overdrive!

I like that Lost reference you snuck in there

Best sin ever was the God taking his own kid part.

I almost went.“wait, there a Legend of Zelda Reference in here?” But now I feel dumb.

"Now I have some oatmeal, ho ho ho" why is that funny?

4:15 nice reference to the book. I guess you do read the source material sometimes

3:32 explains the reasoning for remaking any Horror movie these days.

She was wearing a shirt with the word "Maine" on it. Oh, Stephen.

gotta love that Lost reference at 4:35

Nice video, do Wonder Park next

"now i have some oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho." i legitimately died

*tooth brush shakes* “We should move.”