Everything Wrong With Road House In 18 Minutes or Less

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Ай бұрын

Road House is getting a fresh new streaming-only remake with Jake Gyllenhaal, so we went back to the original Patrick Swayze version to look for sins. Found some!
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@SportsFan2001 Ай бұрын

"Peter, we've gotten complaints from all over town, you're gonna have to stop with the kicking"

@Abbaschand Ай бұрын

"Oh, yeah? I think my scary, otherworldly, shadowy spirit friends might have something to say about that."

@ImTheGFed Ай бұрын

Ghost!

@adamjameson4505 Ай бұрын

House. Roadhouse. That, too. 😑

@RavenLotz Ай бұрын

ROADHOUSE!

@RavenLotz Ай бұрын

@@ImTheGFedGHOST HOUSE!!!

@dangeletti84 Ай бұрын

Not taking a sin off for Sam Elliott putting his hair in a pony tail and looking like a greek god while he does it is the biggest short sight in the history of this channel.

@Skipjack7814 Ай бұрын

I couldn't agree with you more, MEE HO!😅

@ZiggyShotThat Ай бұрын

all i can think about is peter griffin

@Uriahakabrowndog Ай бұрын

And you know what else? I did some checkin' around. You're not a licensed therapist.

@ZiggyShotThat Ай бұрын

@@Uriahakabrowndog Roadhouse

@bobwallett Ай бұрын

Same

@ggj1987 Ай бұрын

@@ZiggyShotThatthat too

@Bigsmokealone Ай бұрын

Same

@thegothravager Ай бұрын

"Damn you 2024 for not being 1989!" That's what I keep saying 😂

@monicarenee7949 Ай бұрын

I love how he still gave a sin to the movie for this not being done in 2024 lol

@SirDistic Ай бұрын

@@monicarenee7949I love how hates long logos but gave a sin for an 8 second logo.

@pineappleparty1624 Ай бұрын

yeah made no sense. should have started at -1 since it was a good thing rather than a sin.

@justingary5322 Ай бұрын

EXACTLY 😂 💯

@duncandmcgrath6290 Ай бұрын

That was a helluva year 🤘

@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs Ай бұрын

I forgot all about the Polar Bear scene. I actually fell on the floor laughing when fat boy started that krazy mouth scream or whatever the hell that was. 😂

@adamgrayskull1587 Ай бұрын

"A polar bear fell on me".

@Joshudan64 Ай бұрын

I believe that noise is called the Costello

@jasonmcmurtry7812 Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's Chumlees dad lol 😂

@joeparson9967 Ай бұрын

Reminded me of Curly from the Three Stooges.

@cswilliams29 Ай бұрын

@@adamgrayskull1587 Best line of the movie! Not sure how it was missed here...

@brjdencrewe1922 Ай бұрын

No Peter Griffin "Roadhouse"? I was waiting for that!

@cjraymond8827 Ай бұрын

So true!

@joshshin6819 Ай бұрын

nah he has class

@petergriffin911 Ай бұрын

Roadhouse callback!

@artemrevelsky Ай бұрын

I love how the music never stops playing in this movie

@KingDoomfist Ай бұрын

Fun fact: Ottawa, Canada, of all places, had a legendary bouncer named Gerry Barber. Dude's name had John Wick gravitas like three generations later. I think there might even be a documentary.

@jocelynastheart2732 Ай бұрын

I live in ottawa and I have never heard of a bouncer named gerry barber

@zeqot2311 Ай бұрын

@@jocelynastheart2732heard about it in Toronto too bro dudes a legend

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Ай бұрын

If you've worked in the bar/night club industry in Ottawa long enough, you've heard of Gerry Barber.

@user-ml7no4ys2j Ай бұрын

Fun fact: Ottawoans talk way too f*cking much cos the city is so muthaf*cking boring cos the residents cant do anything for sh*t, the guy was probably just a good storyteller and exaggerator

@ethanweeter2732 Ай бұрын

And Canada gave us Jeff Healey.

@greyfox2822 Ай бұрын

Roadhouse is a national treasure and I will not be told otherwise

@pineappleparty1624 Ай бұрын

I'm glad i watched this instead of the actual movie.

@wheeeeeha Ай бұрын

Otherwise.

@jamesdmack Ай бұрын

National Treasure is a roadhouse and *I* will not be told otherwise

@jocelynastheart2732 Ай бұрын

🤣🙄

@BrentTJo Ай бұрын

I saw the video title and said, Roadhouse has no sins, it is the perfect movie. "Pain don't hurt" was the name of our team when we did the fundraiser walking up the stairs of a 50 story building.

@haljordan777 Ай бұрын

3:42 I'm going to sin Jeremy for not knowing who Terry Funk is. "This genteman".

@SirDistic Ай бұрын

To be fair Terry Funk is indeed a gentleman.

@registereduser Ай бұрын

My favorite Funker quote: “You fucking horse! I’ll kick your ass!”

@Rockhound6165 Ай бұрын

@@SirDistic you mean was a gentleman. Terry passed last August.

@TheMadPunter Ай бұрын

"Shut up, Wesley," is gold

@Raz.C Ай бұрын

I didn't laugh anywhere else, but I laughed my arse off at that point!

@Thurgosh_OG Ай бұрын

I just comments this and scroll down to find you agree.

@babytoshiro7014 Ай бұрын

9:51 "Wesley, how's the peeping. Wesley, how's the peeping?" Freaking CinemaSins Classic line.👍👍👍👍🌹🌹🌹🌹

@PahzWatchesYouTube Ай бұрын

We have a cat named Dalton. And yes, we thought he'd be bigger.

@jamesw.weissii3795 Ай бұрын

My cat, named Dalton, actually is bigger

@DanBrizuela Ай бұрын

Swayze had the look of a typical action star of the 80s and 90s but did more dramas and comedies instead. Gotta love him

@OntarioBearHunter Ай бұрын

He was an actor, not a movie star, that's why.

@DanBrizuela Ай бұрын

@@OntarioBearHunter not what I meant. It was a joke about how he had a similar look and build to say Stallone and van damme but went a different direction

@gregslone4874 Ай бұрын

You know, he was lean but not really that muscular. Definitely a dancer's physique.

@Rockhound6165 Ай бұрын

Roadhouse is one of the best 80's movies ever. It's one of those movies that I don't go out of my way to watch but when I'm flipping through the guide(no one flips channels anymore) and I see it's on I'll watch it.

@ProudPapaJD Ай бұрын

The punching bag bonus round has been the funniest bonus round yet!

@djvip3r420 Ай бұрын

Best. Bonus. Round. Ever.

@eshuorishas9987 Ай бұрын

I’m surprised it wasn’t the length of the whole film

@lexcorpceo763 Ай бұрын

Best bonus round in any EWW ever!!! Absolute comedy gold....😂😂😂😂😂

@erint527 Ай бұрын

One of my favorite movies of all time! This movie will always hold a special place in my heart I swear.

@wfroedgern Ай бұрын

This is your best work ever. The bonus round almost ended me 😂😂😂

@joshuamacminn2757 Ай бұрын

This bonus round goes for all the some time 😊

@DelOLoughlin Ай бұрын

I can't wait for you to do the remake! I need a count of the times they say "Road House"! I'm pretty sure it doesn't get said in the original at all.

@GrimReaper2786 Ай бұрын

The Mario music does its justice for the bonus round 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ianrangers Ай бұрын

When Dalton rips out Jimmy’s throat it always reminded me of the mortal kombat finishing moves 😂 so not just me then

@theyamformerreborn706 Ай бұрын

“Petah, Cinemasins just sinned Roadhouse”

@MisterG2323 Ай бұрын

A lovely exposition on the utter lack of need for a remake. Thanks!

@user-si3gu8pm6j Ай бұрын

Holy crap that was Keith David!

@joes9954 Ай бұрын

He had a lot of screen time in the rough cut but that was all that ended in the finish film. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A COPY OF THE ASSEMBLY CUT! Even if it's only on VHS.

@markcasadevall9509 Ай бұрын

Peter griffins favorite movie

@petergriffin911 Ай бұрын

OH MY GOD, ROADHOUSE!

@1SaG Ай бұрын

Best ... thumbnail ... ever.

@TheRealMonkeyrogue Ай бұрын

Okay, the Bonus Round being a literal splicing of the movie with just the punches? Genius editing.

@ffionlewis5394 Ай бұрын

Peter Griffin: "roadhouse" Patrick Swayze tho 😍😍😍

@travishostetter4688 Ай бұрын

If you’re smart you’d pitch your tent…”I think he did.” 🤣🤣🤣☠️ I laughed for a solid minute at that.

@MrShadowpanther3 Ай бұрын

Hey, I have an idea for the ending "extra sin" theme... how about cutting in all of the punching scenes? Editor team : Well.. there goes the weekend...

@CarbonSpire Ай бұрын

I once saw an off off Broadway musical adaptation of Roadhouse in an abandoned church starring Madonna's martial arts instructor as young Pat Swayze.

@user-lz3hl3tn2x Ай бұрын

Very cool.

@SirDistic Ай бұрын

That is one hell of a sentence.

@Goddessvenom Ай бұрын

@@SirDistic😂

@paulferranti8536 13 күн бұрын

The world is definitely coming to an end

@CarbonSpire 13 күн бұрын

@@paulferranti8536 if the end of the world is off-off-bwy productions of cult 80s movies, sign me up!

@nicolelala10 Ай бұрын

When Emmitt says, "Calling me 'sir'...." is screenwriting GOLD. Doesn't deserve a sin....it deserves sins OFF!

@richardlinton7187 Ай бұрын

that final spinning kick tho

@itsyourworldtoday Ай бұрын

lol

@bobthebear1246 19 күн бұрын

*"ROAD HOUSE."* 🙂

@jubal7747 Ай бұрын

OMG THANK YOU guys for FINALLY reviewing this movie, i have been waiting for you to do this for a few YEARS!!

@Briggsycakes Ай бұрын

Whoever is doing these thumbnails deserves all the raises.

@registereduser Ай бұрын

(grunts)

@vcjjj08 Ай бұрын

What the hell man? You went haywire with the punches at the end and that shit was just hilarious.

@adamjameson4505 Ай бұрын

This might be the funniest vid you've done since the Wicker Man. I laughed my @$$ off. Bravo, Jeremy & Crew. 141 punches?!?

@DaggersPOV Ай бұрын

Best bonus round ever 🤣🤣🤣

@bripa3890 Ай бұрын

Fucking finally. You know how many times ive searched for cinemasins roadhouse

@BROU-bb2uc Ай бұрын

Dude you had me laughing the whole way through 😂

@theMLBfan Ай бұрын

After seeing that bonus round at the end I'm now convinced this movie had more punches in it than the entire Rocky film series.

@chyno11 Ай бұрын

Yessssss the bonus rounds, I love it. Thanks for bringing it back 😂😅

@furiouskaiser9914 Ай бұрын

Sawdust on the floor is for soaking up puke and spilled drinks. I think 😅.

@RayNotCharles Ай бұрын

Also for dancing I believe. Try two stepping on grass or pavement. You don’t slide as gracefully

@AdamG1983 Ай бұрын

And blood. Don't forget the blood.

@jimmym3352 Ай бұрын

Seems like a fire hazard to me. We had a sh!tkicker bar here in Vegas for a while that had sawdust on the floor. It was a spinoff of a bar in Dallas so I imagine that one had sawdust on the floor as well.

@Truck_person Ай бұрын

Yes saw dust is used for spilled beers

@bigsarge8795 Ай бұрын

Also because Tilghman was in the process of fixing up the bar

@scottroache2797 Ай бұрын

There is a big difference in the bouncer starting something vs the patron staring the fight. Dalton didn't start those fights, he reacted to the patron starting the fight.

@nicksmith4808 Ай бұрын

The best line is when tells terry funk “there’s always barber college” 😂

@WebofShadows19 Ай бұрын

That thumbnail is everything 😂

@Memelord2020 Ай бұрын

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone throws a punch

@AdmRose Ай бұрын

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: You will die.

@raydunakin Ай бұрын

No one can hold that much booze.

@GJohnson1981 Ай бұрын

Yep dead as hell...

@christianruffin1342 Ай бұрын

Go see Doc for that.

@ItsFreakinHarding. Ай бұрын

Unless you have the tolerance of Dean Martin's liver, you are not surviving that drinking game, my friend!

@22steve5150 Ай бұрын

Dude rips more throats than MacGruber.

@paulferranti8536 13 күн бұрын

Xtra points

@Nicodemus79 Ай бұрын

Anyone else expecting the “1-up” chime during the bonus round? Surely that was more than 100…

@Fireship1 Ай бұрын

I was waiting for the 1-up to play during the throat ripping part. That would have been perfect!

@ukmediawarrior Ай бұрын

I love Jimmy in this movie played by the great Marshall Teague. It was actually a henchman you thought could wreck someone :)

@bradfry5403 Ай бұрын

Can't believe they are remaking it it's a classic

@bobthebear1246 19 күн бұрын

WTAF?! That's a joke, right?!

@K0NFZ3D Ай бұрын

Can we have 'falling down' pls

@stewart8127 Ай бұрын

Yes!

@bobthebear1246 19 күн бұрын

FUCK YES!!

@unmemorablehero Ай бұрын

If you watch the MacGruber movie, you’ll know that tearing out throats is definitely muscle memory.

@jeremiahwhan Ай бұрын

Terry Funk immediately negates all sins. This movie is blessed.

@jefferyorr7271 Ай бұрын

Who? 😭

@SirDistic Ай бұрын

@@jefferyorr7271You need to go back to the 80's and learn what culture is.

@kennethteasley7454 Ай бұрын

@jefferyorr7271 I assume you're not or never have been a pro wrestling fan

@clarafedde8674 Ай бұрын

Or is young. Time be a cruel thing, but wrestling hasn't changed since the gladiator age. Sucks too cause my favorites have passed away.

@jefferyorr7271 Ай бұрын

@@kennethteasley7454 after a quick Google search somehow no I don’t know him which is wild. I grew up on WWE but I was born in like 2003 but even then I definitely went back and watched a bunch of the old stuff from WWF.

@catfishhunter9642 Ай бұрын

Forgot about the scene were the bouncer and girl were in the back doing the wild thang. ..he tells dalton he's on his break !. ..wont spoil no more! 😅😅

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Ай бұрын

The bouncer and the *underage* girl, who they say out loud is underage. You sure couldn't make that scene today.

@robertheadley3483 Ай бұрын

@@AndrewJohnson-oy8ojI never thought about that... I always assumed that it was intended that she had a fake ID to buy alcohol but was over 18.

@gersonribeiro374 Ай бұрын

Sheldon Cooper's mom would definitely like this video!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mpdhome2538 Ай бұрын

I lost it at "brick-imprinted asses"🤣

@arturplayz4505 Ай бұрын

This feels like a movie I've seen but at the same time I didn't

@Celticrose9999 Ай бұрын

Same. Like I've probably seen at least half of it through references or on TNT after school eons ago, but not enough to actually know anything about it

@marce.t8732 Ай бұрын

I only remember part of the fight when Swayze ripped out the guy's throat.

@GJohnson1981 Ай бұрын

Yall are so young... this is a fukin classic....

@Celticrose9999 Ай бұрын

@@GJohnson1981 I don't know about that, not sure 40 counts as "young", this just was never by cup of tea, even when I was younger. Now The Wraith, with Charlie Sheen, that I watched on repeat (no clue how that was okay, but🤷🏼‍♀️)

@christophjohnson3777 Ай бұрын

@@Celticrose9999 Jaaaaakkkkeeeee!!

@captainj6298 Ай бұрын

I love how the bonus round just turned into a Street Fighter combo counter by the end.

@rickmoskal2458 Ай бұрын

RIP Terry Funk

@JonnyAugz Ай бұрын

And Patrick Swayze.

@DingmonGang Ай бұрын

The ending had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@rockyjuarez6568 Ай бұрын

A bonus round in 2024?! Brilliant

@greyworld6242 Ай бұрын

Peter griffin: “Roadhouse.”

@petergriffin911 Ай бұрын

RO, RO, RO, ROADHOUSE!

@Some_who_call_me_Tiim Ай бұрын

Its amazing how much story progression you can see in the "bonus round punches"

@slockhrt Ай бұрын

18:50 I think sin #158 (Bonus Round) was a kick.

@birdmanoo0 Ай бұрын

I feel like I watched the entire move threw that bonus round.

@bmccarty2012 Ай бұрын

15:57 - Wade's nephew, the guy firing the shotgun, is John Doe, lead singer of legendary LA Punk Rock band X

@thegame1496 Ай бұрын

The punching bonus was too much. I was dying laughing

@virgil3241 Ай бұрын

This video was fire. Hilarious. Maybe because Ive watched this countless times the last 30 plus years

@Deiscimo Ай бұрын

3:55 Terry funk

@chrish3126 Ай бұрын

The punching bonus round goes on for all the some time

@PrinceIsot Ай бұрын

Yeah Sam Elliot was 44 and Patrick Swayze was 37 but Sam looked 58 and Patrick looked 30 😂

@kiraweaver8039 Ай бұрын

141 points and my favorite bonus round yet 🤣👌

@AlexanderHawley Ай бұрын

9:51 A wild Ripley reference appears

@Wheels_Unlimited Ай бұрын

"Disappointing Applebee's" is very redundant.

@bobthebear1246 19 күн бұрын

😂

@gryyphyn8639 Ай бұрын

Oh, come ON Jeff! All that and no "polar bear fell on me"?!

@keyshawnestberg Ай бұрын

Did you see anything A polar bear fell on me 😂

@guywilliams6569 Ай бұрын

I always thought the Sam Elliot character was like almost 60... lol

@RossM3838 Ай бұрын

Road house: that’s right pain doesn’t hurt The best movie ever

@bg7893 Ай бұрын

What always bothered me about the opening is that it's supposed to show how good Dalton is as a bouncer yet he turns his back on a belligerent customer and get's stabbed. That makes him terrible at his job.

@amandarhoads4640 Ай бұрын

I have a soft spot for Cinema Sins. It brings back memories of pop up videos on MTV. Wow, did I just age myself! 😂

@benjaminwilson8234 Ай бұрын

Dalton punching everything more than Wesley 😂

@RockismyAir Ай бұрын

Fight Club reference I saw coming, but apprecìated.

@ShaunInce123 Ай бұрын

All I can think of is Family Guy when it comes to Road House

@petergriffin911 Ай бұрын

Roadhouse!

@ItsFreakinHarding. Ай бұрын

"House....Road House!"

@recoblade1465 Ай бұрын

I just want to say I appreciate your commitment you and the content that you put out

@CK...... Ай бұрын

9:53 Hows the peeeping? Awesome reference 😂

@RTCMAHL Ай бұрын

Thank you! I've been asking for years and years for an EWW and Honest Trailer for Road House and I got both!!!!!!

@ourkeving Ай бұрын

Thank the remake lol

@Alexvander10 Ай бұрын

Almost everything you sinned about this movie is exactly what makes it beloved and awesome.

@Justin_North Ай бұрын

I have been a sub to this channel for jesus, over a decade now and I must say, this is the best bonus round ever.

@Skipjack7814 Ай бұрын

My Uncle Dave worked on this movie. For many years he worked in the production side of movies as a "Stacker." Some of you may have noticed, towards the end of movie "Credits" youll see "Key Grip," or "Best Boy." A "Stacker" is a guy who sprints all over the set, stacking phonebooks for Patrick Swayze to stand on, any time he has a scene with a lady, or anyone who's taller than 5'4". Its a very challenging job, but Uncle Dave was an experienced Stacker, and worked on set for Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Tom Cruise. He's Retired now, but is still on the board of The Stackers Union, Local 90210.

@ItsFreakinHarding. Ай бұрын

Man if your Uncle wasn't retired I'm sure he would be busy as hell with Tom Cruise! stacking phone books under his feet for basically every person he's on screen with! Oh wait, nowadays they actually wear lifts in their shoes, seen a picture of Robert Downey Jr wearing these really high lifts so he could be close to the same height as Chris Evans 😅

@Skipjack7814 Ай бұрын

Incidentally, Uncle Dave is 5'5", which is (technically) a bit tall for a Stacker, but he's built like a miniature Lorenzo Neal. They like Stackers short, less chance of them being 'caught' by the cameras.

@tylerhackner9731 Ай бұрын

Kick! Road house!

@petergriffin911 Ай бұрын

Roadhouse! 😑

@johndoe6032 Ай бұрын

sawdust soaks up all the beer and blood

@lonelylaptop Ай бұрын

Dude this was genius level editing and analysis. Good stuff.

@rse1113 Ай бұрын

The “Talented Mr. Ripley” reference was flawless. Also, Sam Elliott and Keith David are national treasures.

@speterbilt Ай бұрын

Jeff Healy kicks ass

@claysmell Ай бұрын

"phallus foliage" - that is brilliant - ROTFLMAO

@GeronimoRoughrider Ай бұрын

This video is absolute COMEDY GOLD! Thank you so very much for this video I've been a sub here for awhile and this is hands down the funniest video I've seen from y'all and I found it at the absolute perfect moment 'cause it was so nice to cry with laughter instead of sorrow for a change, THANK YOU!