Koopa looks like one particular politician. I'll leave the guessing up to you.

trump

Trump confirmed reptilian, Wake up America

How about how at the beginning (when they're driving the truck and then met Daisy) Mario is wearing a green jumpsuit and Luigi is wearing a red hoodie. Also, Daisy is blonde in this despite being a brunette in the game this movie is supposedly based off of? And King Koopa evolved from a T Rex (Cuz that's how evolution works, apparently) instead of a turtle.

Not to mention that the games Daisy appeared in didn't feature Luigi; The Princess had changed to Toadstool/Peach by the time Luigi was included.

Jackson Loya same

Jackson Loya i honestly saw this movie before playing mario games so this introducesed me into series

Jakub GKala I feel bad for you, because this movie sucks!

Jackson Loya same

Same

Actually the supershow made the same joke a few years prior. I guess it's just an easy conclusion to come to when they're called the "mario brothers"

I can barely remember anything from the supershow. It was sooo long ago.

​@FoursideKM the OG mario game the main character was also Mario "jumpman" Mario

@@crazyirishgamer2265 So ... "Jumpman" is the nickname of Mario Mario. Does Luigi Mario also have a nickname?

​@@Linuxdirk Mr. L

Yes but Mario is supposed to be older than Luigi, that's how it's always beeny

@@xszy_tt not 20 years older tho

@@godwith6515 lol

Actually, they're twins. As is clearly stated during the intro to Super Mario World 2, Yoshi's island.

​@@xszy_tt yeah by like a few minutes. Mario and Luigi are twins

Shots Fired

Amen.

Genarite Dragonium that's what I was thinking that he was gonna say before I played the vid

That's worth a whole 10 sins.

Best comment in this entire thread. Thank you , Nolan Yee. :)

+Mike Richard Hey! Address him by his full title: Nolan Yee (HaloExpert422)

This comment shows that clever things CAN be found in KZfaq comments

Fcxd

+invisiblestorm And that something good can come from this movie.

You monster

Twice… you have a good parents

Treat them to a nice dinner. That's the least you can do after that emotional scarring.

@@blueonblack83 it's really not that bad.

my mom introduced it to me

I liked this movie to be honest. It was different but cool to me.

Does Bowser's fire breath melt steel beams?

Vama Vindicate It actually does.

MCGustavo DAMMIT! You beat me to it!

MCGustavo Bowser's a Muslim?

It's all so clear now

Yeah, those are definitely requirements for a Mario movie that makes some actual sense!

This is Mario game what did you expect Arnold Schwarzannegger shooting people grenades 10 feet away from him and surviving

And thankfully, it has been leaked that Nintendo and Sony are making an animated Mario movie, but it has yet to be confirmed.

Yes i agree live action doesn't make the cut

And get inspiration from super mario galaxy

Super Mario bros 3 had a glitch where you could go through the wall.

Makes me think of that one wall in the basement. Or the one on the side of the mountain on tall tall mountain. And the invisible wall on the second floor for the snow level.

Wow, really?

I did not know that. That's interesting

This kind of explains why the movie was that bad.

I think it was the Director and Bob Haskins hated each other

I did not know that

Oducks58 I'm sad to tell you I've seen this.

Hunter Hughes I own it :(

I only heard it was a game! D:

Oducks58 This was on the Tv on my birthday. I was so happy to see this title... After 5 seconds I was no longer happy....

jacob higgins Burn it

Phantom Thompson yat

Phantom Thompson NO NO NO, no naaa mate... This WAS the 9/11

Phantom Thomson thanks to being a terrorist to this movie it seems bad.

The boom thing

Mike io lets add one sin.

Touching Things true

***** Its a parody quote of one of the laws of motion. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." -Issac Newton; 1686

Check out Home Alone 2. It has more. *Way More*

Missy Juma some might say a million more.

This has GOT to be the most sinful movie ever, right? There's just no way.

@@9to5Drone Food Fight

Na i think the fast series was worse. especially 8 had almost broken the sin counter multiple times.

He tends to stay away from sinning things that would be canon or popular in a different franchise of things. Same reason he didn't call out Smash Mouth for being meme-worthy in Everything Wrong With Shrek.

George Mdzeluri I have another sin 3: this movie

And Mario has hair and Luigi has a mustachr

In that moment, he was performing the ABC

clothes colors inverted (overalls should be blue, shirts red/green

He also studied his kid playing with invisible friend So He could act with invisible cartoons in Roger Rabbit. He started to hallucinate them after the movie was done.

* Dennis Hopper, not Bob

Lol. Holy crap!

It's not BS. What I said is COMPLETELY true. Bob said it himself.

Oof

So Mario's full name is Mario Mario?

@@amethia4121 yes they actually cover that in the scene where the mario bros get arrested. his name is mario mario

That’s just plain weird. Then again, this entire movie is weird. And stupid.

I was waiting for someone to point that out. 🤣

Thank you

The super Mario bros. movie did it before it was cool.

How many fanboys are we going to have to kill before this stupid joke goes away...

Jack Sterling just go back in time before the movie was made and kill the director of avengers infinity war. problem solved 😁 (i think)

draaaaaaaak ;_; I didn't notice that *cowers*

That's fucking creepy because this movie was made in 1993. The twin towers went down in 2001....

draaaaaaaak Wow, I didn't notice the plane!

Let the conspiracy theories begin! (This movie predicted 911) BWOOOOOONG!

StarWarsFtw :D Or maybe this movie inspired 911...

The whole movie *Infinite dings*

Glad I never wasted money on this.

I’d rather watch the SMBSS than this.

I like the movie

Or is he a weird person with a mushroom hat?

because yes

Because why pay attention to the video game franchise beyond the name and a few of its minor elements?

Exactly

The round headed ones are goombas, the dinosaurs are koopas and the snakes are other enemy but I don't remember

No, it has reeboks, and it is wound up.

@@maskedkoopakid1405 yeah, it had those, but still the most accurate part sadly

I read an article a while ago, so some of the details might be wrong, but the reason the set, costume, and props were so unlike in the source material is because the set, costume, and props were designed for a Mario-themed sex film. Another director was brought in to remake the script for the movie, but it was behind schedule, so they had to use the materials they were given.

@@ayleth891 I actually think I recall reading that too.. couple years ago when every gaming article writers were making those "10 things you didn't know about Nintendo" craps.

And it was still way too small.

Yes.

This guy must've had some cruel or uninspired parents to come up with this name. Seriously, who would give their son the exact same first name than their last name?

phoenixV3D Lot of muslins actually xD EVEN HAVING BOTH THE SAME FROM HIS FATHER's AND MOTHER's!!! I have met "Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed"

It's flip-flopped over the years as to whether or not that their names really are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. I've always figured it was an accident that they didn't realize that by calling them the "Mario Bros." they were establishing their last names as Mario. An OLD interview in Gamepro confirmed this, but a later interview in Game Informer has denied it. So it's really up in the air. I prefer considering them Mario Mario and Luigi Mario as the universe is silly enough to allow for it.

Nick R His full name is Mario Jumpman Mario. Seriously!

Also.. where is Luigi's mustache?????? That to me was most upsetting. And bubbles can't melt steel beams.

Tara-Mae Wrona Both solid points.

Tara-Mae Wrona Neither can jet fuel.

Paola Donoso h

Paola Donoso ikr;)

Free mason

Free mason

They're both in it and their last name is Mario so the name of the movie is fine.

They almost made Luigi's Mansion the movie before Luigi's Mansion the game.

But the last name is Mario

guy1479 and then they swapped?

***** at the beginning tho, the young one was in red, but then turned to green?

guy1479 Mario mostly wore yellow, and Luigi mostly wore green. That is, up until they get their suits. Yes, they were that stupid.

guy1479 Plus, Mario looks as if he's 20-25 years older than Luigi, maybe old enough to be a father figure to Luigi... O_O *DING*

+guy1479 When? could u gimme minute'n second

LEAFY CONFIRMED

No that one actually started because some idiot thought to himself: "Hey, maybe the moon is actually a giant egg".

Probably.

Horrorkid 908 not likely

Horrorkid 908 Heh heh yeah. Still don't know why this movie is so stupid, thay messed it up so badly.

In all fairness, THAT fuckup was probably just a typo. The square root of 26,481 isn't 191, but the square root of 36,481 is.

191^2 is actually 36481, making me think that they did work it out, it was just a typo. Still a sin tho, as far as I'm concerned.

I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible

I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible

I agree. It's one of his defining features. This movie was just terrible

I like how you completely glossed over the fact that Luigi looks like he's in his early twenties and that the Mario guy is like, say, forty. WTF??

Yeah man. And also why is Luigi wearing RED and Mario GREEN! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!

Zeb Cheek anal?

very mad guy sorry if that was lost in translation - tight assed about their copyrights. Better?

Zeb Cheek out of all the slangs i read... i never saw that before

very mad guy no problem Glad I could educate you. LOL

Zeb Cheek inb4 more confusing internet slang

Darkest Night The only connection is that one of the TV Shows took place in Brooklyn.

The television show that *tried* to make "Do The Mario!" popular? And cut between live action and cartoon? That show was the shit.

Darkest Night -the-

Darticus the Great Hey, it was awesome back in the 90's. Yeah, it technically made "KZfaq Poop" along with the Philips CDI, but it was still a cool show as a kid. Besides the music...

Darkest Night If people here are going to keep claiming "The books don't matter", then simply put, the games don't matter.

mestrePaulo22 this is mario the plumber not jumpman

***** Exactly. This movie is based on the Super Mario Bros. series, which are games that you basically just run and *_jump_*

+Pippy The Magic Pencil Sharpening Toilet I have nothing to contribute, but your name makes me happy.

+mestrePaulo22 You're not going to jump?! You're Mario dude. That's literally the only thing you do!

Owen Po Exactly

If this movie had been good I would have cared more

i woult probably like it if: Nintendo helped producing, if it was animated, if it was made nowdays and also if the story changed completely to fit in the lore of any game in the series

RedEyesTops Mario is material that CANNOT be adapted, as Jeremy points out in the video.

I feel that if Bob Hoskins turned down the film offer (by the way he said doing the film was his biggest regret, and if he were to edit his past he would not do this movie) if he did turn down the offer who would take the role for Mario, and I personally think Jason Alexander would be just as good of a Mario as Bob Hoskins did. There should be a deep fake where Jason Alexander plays as Mario. Also in one scene when Mario tells Iggy and Spike to shut up, he sounded like George Constanza saying that. And in another scene when he says that the pipes must have been out of service for years, he sounded like Curly Howard from the three stooges. Could it be that Bob Hoskins, Jason Alexander, and Curly Howard are the same person but have different personalities? 🤔

I know this drove me nuts when I saw it again, like, they basically have the two towers if the were able to put the fires out relatively quickly and save most of the buildings, one with a giant hole from hitting lower, and one that hit higher and burned all the way through to the top. Like, eerily accurate locations of where the airplanes hit, and like 9 years before it happened.

@@dannybeads3672 There is even an airplane flying into the tower!

The real reason why people hate this movie

*_THE_* terrorist attack? What?

Oh hello there

Jena Cide nah, probably more of a financial issue.

i saw this just as he said this

This movie came out a month or so before Jurassic Park, which blended CG with practical effects.

four13dream budgets though

How is this an Edit? Lol

+SebastianTheGreat Not predicted, telling us it was going to happen. The crazies like to warn us before they do massive damage... for some reason.... #VillainsHaveBigEgos

Also the humanoid t-Rex people = the reptillians

+SebastianTheGreat so did the simpsons.

You learn something new every day. It doesn't matter how useful it is. You just learn it.

Aaand they were probably the most convincing actors in the movie.

Evan McGough wasn’t acting

Even if they weren't before they would be now.

LIES

Hey I'm a fan of the games, the movie was amazing, Idk why people hate it, good movie for the time it came out. What not enough CGI in the movie and LGBTQ references? sad asf...

Count me in, too.

@average joe We need to find Yoshi a Yoshi Cookie.

definitely. I'd be giving belly ribs and all for hours 😅

I'm down for some Yoshi belly rubs too 😁! Yoshi is 🐶+🦖 which to me = ❤

It would be kinda cool to take care if a Raptor, but then again, it's dangerous too

Year Old Comment: Research on what? Luigi being afraid of ghost wasn't a thing in the games yet.

@@SonicmaniaVideos nobody cares

One word: Your favorite movie

zrksyd One word: Maybe

One word: Penis

zrksyd thats 3 words

Boba Fett I realize

Nintendo didn't make this garbage

TheHappy_P0tat0 lmaooooo

The Zelda CDi games claim that title for me.

TheHappy_P0tat0 You ever heard about Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric?

SolarstrikeVG That's bad but sonic 06 is still worse

low iq criticism over a classic movie, bunch of losers be watching this nonsense

@@OBWInspector while I agree. I wouldn't call it a classic movie and it is objectively bad. It's not like it's citizen cane or the godfather were talking about here.

Mario *IS* older than Luigi, but not that older, Mario would be in kindergarten by the time Luigi was born.

@@Axos_Abode , oh I thought that they were twins.

@@33pandagamer glad I tought you something!

What, no sin that this movie exists?

Father son movie plot that's why

Lol. Dang!

How are either of you alive?

Devan Durkee *300 shots later*

You don’t have to tell me twice, or anytime

Just drink milk

If you want to survive, I’d recommend drinking something with very low proof...

>Be sperglord >Be greentexting >Not on 4chan >Top fucking kek

ladenswallow09 you're citing 4chan and calling *me* a sperglord? Cute. Whats it like riding on the shortbus as an adult?

Goo goo gaga where is my dummy

both of you are cringy as fuck

ThisName DoesntMatter >mfw I'm not in Japan

No person should EVER go through this. My deepest condolences 😔

Are you still in therapy?

Yeah idk why he had to be an ass about yoshi’s looks, it seemed relatively accurate especially with the dinosaur theme of the movie, so he’s more Dino than fat bottom lizard, he still looks pretty Yoshi like to me...

Daniel Beadling he can also turn into a dragon in the games.

Yoshi ISN'T supposed to be a raptor though, that's like saying Dino was a raptor!!!! He would have eaten the flintstones!!!!!

i noticed that too i saw this as kid and wasn't bad movie but i was a kid which are pretty easy to please

>_>

*DING*

WE DONTA TALK ABOUTA DAT LUIGI,

Sonic: Hahahahaha!

Today a good day we are celebrating 35th anniversary of SUPER MARIO BROS!!!!!!!!!!

now u get punished Luigi

Nope.

No wonder I haven't heard anything about it after I saw it

It's somehow remembered by all and mostly not something people talk about.

Movie? What movie?

I did to

I was confused as to why they changed it in this movie lol

*ding*

I think back then they hadn't given Peach her name yet. She was just referred to as "Princess" or "Princess Toadstool". Daisy was the only one with a name, from the Gameboy games, so I think they just used that because it was the only "realistic" name to give her. I mean, as unrealistic as the movie is, it would have somehow been even worse if they tried to claim her name was actually "Toadstool" for a character that was supposedly raised in New York City lol.

I always thought Daisy was a ginger >.>

where even is peach?

perfect sense

***** *sigh*. So my least favorite video game chick in history was spawned from the worst video game to movie adaptation in history.

Ultron 5 daisy needs some more love. outside of super Mario land, she only starred in spinoff and party games. rosalina is getting much more popular and shes very recent compared to the other princesses (probably because she was actually important in the game she debuted in other than being another damsel in distress)

very mad guy I like Rosalina, and I hate Daisy. I hope something bad happens to Daisy.

Ultron 5 care to explain your animosity towards daisy? shes rather likeable

***** Actually this was after. Daisy first appeared in 1989 in Super Mario Land for Game Boy.

Tanner Price BY THE POWER OF INCEST!!!!!!!!

Tanner Price I heard him say Uncle Mario at the beginning

Tanner Price Why are people so up in arms over this? Mario clearly just looked after his younger brother after their parents died. It's not that complicated.

I wanted to say that was sick but then I thought about it and that's imposible unless you mean half brother and then that's sick

Tanner Pricek

You really think that few amount of sins justifies this movie?

Triton 64 Would filling twenty three terabytes worth of storage with the infinity symbol work?

@@obliviouspotato8545 bruh in what universe is 23 terabytes worth of infinity symboled enough to even scratch the surface of how many sins this movie has?

@Triton 64 My bad there are no comprehensible values that can take a single atom of this horrendous movie

@@obliviouspotato8545 now you are thinking along the right track

I am a miserable guy to watch this on TV 9 years ago.

I separate it from the games. I think it's a good movie on its own

But the Pokemon Detective Pikachu movie will be the best Nintendo movie ever because the characters looks like as they did in anime and games.

Alexandra Beach Legend with Tom Cruise

There’s a Mario movie announced for 2019, and at least it appears faithful to the games. Sadly, it’s being made by Illumination. Yes, Nintendo, so obsessed with quality, let a studio legendary for cheap, marketable meh like Sing and Secret Life of Pets license their flagship mascot; don’t ask why.

@@KnakuanaRka Pokemon Detective Pikachu was almost with Illumination. Hopefully Detective Pikachu will be the best nintendo movie since the pokemon look,sound,and act as they do in video games and anime.

The main reason there hasn't been a Legend of Zelda movie was because of the Zelda cartoon and the fucking hellspawn that is the CD-i Zelda games. At least some people unironically liked the Zelda cartoon. Same cannot be said for those CD-i games.