Everything Wrong With The Old Guard In 15 Minutes or Less
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3 жыл бұрынThe Old Guard is about superheroes. Or gods. Or some such. I barely paid attention, but a sh*t-ton of people watched this movie and plenty of them enjoyed it.
We just counted sins, like the emotionless robots that we are.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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@sidekickz2180 3 жыл бұрын
Drowning repeatedly for 500 years is my new worst nightmare
@user-zw8wq9zi9t 3 жыл бұрын
They didnt cover it in this video but there's a post credits scene where booker stumbles home after a night out and finds Quynh in his kitchen, so she's not been drowning for 500 years necessarily.
@jazzfarer 3 жыл бұрын
Oh! Oh! Let me help you with that. Captain Jack Harkness is an immortal almost identical to the ones in this movie, and in Torchwood: Children of Earth, they put him in a tomb, fill it with concrete and bury it underground. He also comes back to life over and over only to die over and over. I think that only lasted a few days though, maybe a month. Not five hundred years. :)
@fizzyjam 3 жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY THO THIS MOVIE FUCKED ME UP THINKING ABOUT THAT
@L4tinG 3 жыл бұрын
Nile had dreams about Quynh drowning underwater. We know the dreams are visions of where the other immortals are and what they're doing, so I would think she was still underwater at the beginning of the movie.
@gusmackenzie2361 3 жыл бұрын
@@jazzfarer it actually lasted less than a day, most of that day he was healing from being blown to pieces. What is far more horrifying is how he was buried alive for 1900 years at the end of season 2
@PrinceIsot 3 жыл бұрын
That "he's not my boyfriend" actually really was damn good. Even my dad looked at me and he was like damn okay now that's love
@GodOfMoonlight 2 жыл бұрын
Right!?! Shit was deep, hit home, poetic, and came out of nowhere 💯
@EzekielMitchell98 2 жыл бұрын
@@GodOfMoonlight then fucking killed them
@ubiquitousking5630 5 ай бұрын
Shit was geigh
@jamesliggins891 2 ай бұрын
@@ubiquitousking5630 yes...that's kinda the point
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
I would have added a sin for "falling person/body lands on car" cliche.
@CobaltTungsten 3 жыл бұрын
"Tries to pull a die hard, only to die harder."
@steves9250 3 жыл бұрын
And always in the middle of the roof
@franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 3 жыл бұрын
I second this as a mainstay cliché sin in CinemaSins.
@nyashamuronzi617 3 жыл бұрын
Well he did say the car was illegally parked 🤣🤣
@justinrandall5907 3 жыл бұрын
But it was satisfying though.
@javidaderson 3 жыл бұрын
That's the one thing I find unbelievable about a movie with immortal humans, If a real Marine found out another Marine was immortal the hype would be insane.
@LetralXIV 3 жыл бұрын
That immortal Marine would be worshipped as a war god
@mrblack5145 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The amount of dumb shit they would get into would be a movie in itself.
@LetralXIV 3 жыл бұрын
@Viat cony she's a Marine, she was a weapon already. Hehe
@javidaderson 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrblack5145 exactly, it would be like: "Marie did you just try to stab that Russian nuclear submarine with a k bar?" Marine: "YES STAFF SERGEANT!"
@roguishpaladin 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrblack5145 "Hey, try swallowing this hand grenade! I wanna see if you can poop it out!" (Admit it, Marines. Each of you knows at least one person who'd say this.)
@cordellaturner767 3 жыл бұрын
The main thing that bothered me was the way the other soldiers treated her. Like aren't you in a war zone? She would have been my bestie the whole time we're deployed! She wouldn't have been able to go to the bathroom without me tagging along because if something happens I want her magical ass by my side!
@overlorde7526 3 жыл бұрын
That was actually the thing that bothered me the most. Even in the comic they just went bam we all hate you now
@DubbyNanners 3 жыл бұрын
What bothers me Is She's A MARINE! Not A SOLDIER they got my fucking Uniform right, they can get my branch right.
@DimBeam1 3 жыл бұрын
@@DubbyNanners 'murican marines are just normal infantry. British Marines on the other hand are elite soldiers. Dont get them mixed up.
@CarlDraper 3 жыл бұрын
yeah i'd use her as a shield....
@robertagu5533 3 жыл бұрын
@@DimBeam1 actually no, as a Marine Vet myself. We aren't NORMAL infantry. We was meant to be naval assault specialized Shock Troops. Trained to hit our targets hard an fast. Followed by quickly moving on to the next objective afterwards. Also a Army Guard Vet.. so can also say that the 2 are very different and both will be 1st to admit it. Very different SOPs BUT YALL. What bugged me WAS that in ALL the services an I served with most. The event she became Immortal NEVER shoulda happened we DON'T EVER allow only 1 person to sweep an area an attempt something like. High profile dangerous capture by themselves. The way the scene played out. Shed never been alone so it wouldn't have happened that way
@LekeO 3 жыл бұрын
9:36 you missed there. His sons knew he was immortal what they didn’t believe is that he didn’t know how. One of them was dying and suffering due to cancer and believed his father was selfish with the immortality. That’s what he didn’t believe not that he is immortal.
@vincevvn 3 жыл бұрын
That’s still pretty stupid to me. Why would anyone not believe you have no idea why something super natural that you can’t explain happened to you. Especially family.
@GTOboi211 3 жыл бұрын
@@vincevvn dying people can be pretty stupid.
@tigg.z 3 жыл бұрын
@@vincevvn Humans are selfish, that's why...
@depressantdrug 3 жыл бұрын
No, it was that they didn't believe that he couldn't cure them. They wanted him to give them some of his immunity to survive.
@jacobjake7623 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't miss it. He did it on purpose just to give this a sin. He does that sometimes, showing you scenes with cut out content, so you can't see that this sin is invalid. That's the one thing that bugs me about this channel. Still love it just sometimes it's so goddamn stupid.
@user-ty5di3ku6o 3 жыл бұрын
I actually liked this movie. Let's watch it get eviscerated lol.
@mbanks6697 3 жыл бұрын
My exact thoughts going into this😂
@neshapink17 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this is me. I liked the movie, but was so happy to see a cinema sins on it.
@user-ty5di3ku6o 3 жыл бұрын
@@neshapink17 same. Charlize is amazing.
@mitch.paulsen 3 жыл бұрын
I really wanted them to do a Minipod on it for the sincast but this was still fun
@darkphoenix0808 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, if he rips it to bits, it'll just revive via sequel
@josephfernandez3600 3 жыл бұрын
These characters have a lot of potentional to be explored, this shouldve been a series instead of a movie.
@CatMuto 3 жыл бұрын
Especially with the new immortal meeting with the old ones. They have odd priorities or do things strangely, which confuse her because it makes no sense to her. Then you slowly learn parts of their previous time, like Brooker having children and them dying before he does, not remembering family faces, etc, showing that immortality is really not that great. It's a dynamic worth exploring and can be really heartwrenching.
@hiscountrigal1764 3 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@cyd172 3 жыл бұрын
Wordless sin removals are the *best* sin removals.
@gershonpadron 3 жыл бұрын
How tf did you comment 5 hrs ago
@slendy3823 3 жыл бұрын
Patreon time traveller
@kaseyrolow 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Vex-sn7ne 3 жыл бұрын
Unlisted gang
@slendy3823 3 жыл бұрын
@Mariella Hernandez I think that he/she is a patreon
@chrish3126 3 жыл бұрын
I love the removal of sins for the moment in the truck where Joe explains his love for Nicky. It's a beautiful dialogue that's word for word as it is in the comic
@Grinstopher 3 жыл бұрын
I think the sin removal was for the on-screen gay kiss. The monologue was ridiculously ill-placed, like every other monologue in this movie. Like a screenplay written by a 14yo
@rhondaaaliyah7481 3 жыл бұрын
Wait The Old Gaurd is a comic?!?!
@chrish3126 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhondaaaliyah7481 Yeah it's a graphic novel written by Greg Rucka
@MARS-eb8pt 2 жыл бұрын
@@Grinstopher not to mention that the scene is ridiculously stupid. I actually fucking face planted when I saw them knock out all the guards yet still be cuffed with no weapons. They could have grabbed one of the guards knife, cut one hand off and grabbed a hand gun. They could have also just grabbed a fucking hand gun cause their hands where in front of them. So they can still grab. Then at the start of the movie…why didn’t they just tell the guards to shoot them and then restrain them? Wouldn’t he get the proof either way?? That way he has proof and can fucking deliver them to the employer. All of them captured, no one to rescue them cause they didn’t know the marine.
@sparrowhawk5673 11 ай бұрын
🤢🤮 video uploader promotes homosexuality 🙄. Ganna later take away sins from movies against guns? Or for democratic president getting elected?
@Dreamfirework 3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Cinemasins is a fanboy of JoexNicky just like the rest of us
@biiconic6348 3 жыл бұрын
The silent removal of 3 sins was everything to me hahaha
@bunnylegion3969 3 жыл бұрын
He knew the best thing to say was nothing. I was terrified about what he would say before I saw the actual video. But it’s just: “He’s all and he’s more.” ... _Three reverse sin rings_
@gewalfofwoofia8263 3 жыл бұрын
Cough cough, sellout. Ding!
@Venjamin 3 жыл бұрын
@@gewalfofwoofia8263 Sellout? It was... literally pulled straight from the comic. Lol
@idpl94 3 жыл бұрын
The whole scene is amazing IMO. No other moment was *that* deep.
@vajaradakini 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: London, Ontario actually does have a Thames river.
@sickid41 3 жыл бұрын
Is London Ontario called new London. Like New Mexico even though it’s in America.
@joshk1007 3 жыл бұрын
@@sickid41 nope, ppl just specify London, Ontario
@DimBeam1 3 жыл бұрын
bet you pronounce it wrong
@darthgorthaur258 3 жыл бұрын
Haha the one time they might of been justified in put location tags up lol
@craftchild_9151 3 жыл бұрын
People seriously weren’t very creative.... like ever. 😅
@robertagu5533 3 жыл бұрын
Sin 87.. "Andy and the Immortals.." Sound like an 80s band
@mrcsguest123 3 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of Andy and the tuna from the office 😂😂😂
@rafaelalodio5116 3 жыл бұрын
It sure do
@petrastedman669 3 жыл бұрын
Right? I think they played a double bill at the Whiskey with Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers.
@Drraagh 3 жыл бұрын
Andy, are you okay? Would you tell us if you're okay? Are you okay Andy.
@bohannonorr7665 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Exactly!!!
@FuzzyStripetail 3 жыл бұрын
It figures that an immortal would just so happen to crash through the roof of my car the one day that I made the immortal mistake of illegally parking my car.
@Silentbob1494 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "Sudden Dudley Dursley?" Me: HOLY SHIT!!!
@amipadme3985 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@DragonKnight90001 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@stephenrice2063 3 жыл бұрын
Cue Dementors!
@neshapink17 3 жыл бұрын
Same!! I had to go look up the cast of Harry Potter just to make sure.
@GodOfMoonlight 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me why the whole film i was like "i know that kid-..wait person....wait kid? WTF was he in!?! 🤔🤔"
@jodinsan 3 жыл бұрын
"Hundred years from now they'll meet you here. 'Til then you're alone." Buuuuuuuuuut what happens if in that time Booker loses his immortality because reasons and dies horribly? Andy and the Immortals are making some pretty strong assumptions.
@rafaelalodio5116 3 жыл бұрын
I think that was such a dumb punishment, it would be so much more practical if the just beat the living crap out of him for a couple of months and then be all good.
@STUDproductionslp 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's the scary part of it, they have time, and being alone as an immortal with no backup or people to depend on is the punishment
@roose85723 3 жыл бұрын
It's also a punishment to never seen Andy ever again either since she lost her immortality and will probably age.
@predetor911 3 жыл бұрын
He was the new guy in the group, He's nowhere near the end of his time.
@angadsingh9314 3 жыл бұрын
He is only 300 years old tho
@LetralXIV 3 жыл бұрын
Let alone if I found out my FRIEND was immortal, these are MARINES. If one of them got their throat slashed, and walked in an hour later without even a scar, that Marine would be hyped up as a War God!
@senju31 3 жыл бұрын
Andy herself said she was worshipped as a god. That seems a reasonable outcome by mortals witnessing that
@themonolith253 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if you genuinely misunderstood the scene where Booker is talking to Nile about family or if you purposely misunderstood it for a cheap laugh. The scene wasn’t about proving their immortality to others since as you pointed out it would be very easy. Booker was saying that your family will not believe you when you say you don’t know how or why you are immortal and that you subsequently cannot share it.
@shoebox153 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, that makes absolutely positively ZERO fucking sense, but keep liking shitty movies.
@ShippingZone 3 жыл бұрын
@@shoebox153 if you look at the comic it’s shown a little better about how it happens. His youngest son gets cancer and thinks his dad is hiding the immortality because he hates him, there’s more but the comic explains more
@Gamer3427 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the problem with a lot of these types of movies and shows where someone suddenly gets superpowers or finds out they have them can be summed up in that scene where her friends abandoned her because she was immortal. In most real life situations, unless the first instance of the person using their power was something that actively harmed those around them, most people would be pretty excited to find out that their friend had these kind of powers, and at worse would develop jealousy over it and abandon them after time had passed. They wouldn't just immediately go, "you're a freak!" and leave at the first chance they get.....
@user-hc9qv9yb9m 3 жыл бұрын
Teens always are shown saying freak
@Venjamin 3 жыл бұрын
I think in this situation it's justified. If someone dies in your arms, that shit will get to you. To see them up and walking moments later while you're still very much impacted by the trauma of them dying in your arms, there's a good chance your initial reaction is not going to be friendly. Scared and confused, most likely.
@fkrkf Жыл бұрын
People see anything pit of the ordinary as the work of the gods and if you know your mythology you'd know how mean and petty the gods were
@stephenhall509 3 жыл бұрын
"Giving someone a book as a gift " Me: didn't you write one? 🤔
@spooderman6312 3 жыл бұрын
As a gift to us???
@spooderman6312 3 жыл бұрын
But then again Jeremy always does wierd stuff like this
@bohannonorr7665 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't make it less of a sin. Have you been watching the channel?
@AnonEyeMouse 3 жыл бұрын
@@bohannonorr7665 It isn't a sin. Buying some who likes a thing the thing they like as a gift is what humans do.
@bohannonorr7665 3 жыл бұрын
@@AnonEyeMouse we're talking movies, not real life. Duh.
@hiigguys7395 3 жыл бұрын
What?! No sin for there being a completely empty street in London right until after Nile gets out from the car she crashed into at the way end of the movie?! That one really stood out to me.
@bruno1700 3 жыл бұрын
"it made Me Sad , then again I Dont lke Being Sad!!" Im dead!!
@rosamysticaluna5460 3 жыл бұрын
I have watched this channel for 6 hours straight , and now i hear him sinning me when i do questionable things
@calciumoxalate4054 3 жыл бұрын
b r u h
@BakaNeBaka 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how that punch to the guts, and heartwarmingly profound speech quietly got sins off
@scotty4323 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early narration wasn't a sin
@papipaulo8503 3 жыл бұрын
Not as early as the dude here 6 hours ago
@spooderman6312 3 жыл бұрын
So . . . About 60 years Understandable
@brando3342 3 жыл бұрын
@Scotty And two dudes kissing wouldn't have warranted a single sin off, let alone four 🤦♂️
@cobraking_666 3 жыл бұрын
Is it really early though? If you were early the video wouldn't be posted?
@SuffuseStudios 3 жыл бұрын
"these incredible braids" best line ever!
@Putthecookiedownnow 3 жыл бұрын
best line here kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtefd8h4l8jZgp8.html
@Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 жыл бұрын
@@Putthecookiedownnow That's 12 minutes long. What best line?
@QMckoy 3 жыл бұрын
He's invited to the cookout! 🤗🤣😁
@SuffuseStudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mecharnie_Dobbs you actually looked lol
@keithredacted8154 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie. Joe and Nicky really gave me feelings I didn't expect. When you retracted sins for the van scene, it gave me a big smile :D
@HHUUUGE 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, I prefer "The Old Guard 2: Guard Harder".
@noelvermillion5268 3 жыл бұрын
What??? 😂🤣
@celeboria 3 жыл бұрын
I´m more of a Guard Hard with a Vengeance guy
@aurelianabrown178 3 жыл бұрын
Eh, I'm partial of "2 Old 2 Guard"
@barth9580 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer " The Old Guard 2: Electric Boogaloo" when they have to save the youth center by winning the big breakdancing competition.
@jedironin380 3 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO!
@jakubrejak1114 3 жыл бұрын
Y'know, the movie was way more interesting than I thought it would be.
@JakkFrost1 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I felt the exact opposite.
@ElMessi-wq3vj 3 жыл бұрын
@@JakkFrost1 this is why you begin watching with low, low expectations lol
@takodamoto 3 жыл бұрын
@@ElMessi-wq3vj especially with netflix movies haha
@brianaw6482 3 жыл бұрын
It would’ve been great as a series though, way more development.
@jedironin380 3 жыл бұрын
Quynh was in a box and Andy wasn't because they thought the two were witches who were more powerful together. Therefore, they needed to be separated forever. They explained that. *ding* Serenity callout! Remove *ding* :D
@ScottIsMyName 3 жыл бұрын
I rather enjoyed this movie, flaws and all. It was an interesting take.
@mattheffelfinger6093 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's a live action Ajin: Demi-Human
@ScottIsMyName 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattheffelfinger6093 much CGI, very modern Berserk like. Otherwise, yeah, I can see that.
@theliving_lifeform 3 жыл бұрын
I also enjoyed this movie, one of the few I could watch all the way through.
@sugmabolzack4971 3 жыл бұрын
A cash grab catering to the lowest common denominator.... Unless you're a moron, movies like this are an insult to your intelligence.
@hewhoyeet4953 3 жыл бұрын
@@sugmabolzack4971 i like your surname
@pinkseonghwa 3 жыл бұрын
What I loved about this movie is how character focused it is
@MetaJokeTT 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, that "illegal parking" joke really ... landed.
@caliburn9140 3 жыл бұрын
"They won't believe you " was not about them not believing that you're immortal, it was about them not believing that you couldn't share your "gift" with them. Pay attention to the movie you're sinning.
@elijahbergeron7118 3 жыл бұрын
0:29 I got the latest book from my favorite book series as a gift this Christmas, and I couldn't be anymore thankful. Receiving books as gifts is not a sin. I veto that!!!
@5674bps 3 жыл бұрын
Booker talking about his family not believing him was not believing he couldn’t die it was they didn’t believe he couldn’t grant them immortality. Bad sin
@adeleaslan8182 3 жыл бұрын
This is how I watch movies without paying
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
It's on Netflix
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
@@openmind2546 if you don't know how to get Netflix for free using trials and disposable gift cards then yikes
@Putthecookiedownnow 3 жыл бұрын
this is kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtefd8h4l8jZgp8.html
@nobody5093 3 жыл бұрын
then just pirate them your already using the internet
@sugmabolzack4971 3 жыл бұрын
@@newsrapper if you're using trials and disposable gift cards to watch netflix for free than BIG YIKES maybe learn to use a computer some time soon 😂
@aaronb8637 3 жыл бұрын
There actually is a Thames river in London Ontario lol.
@Yukinoomoni 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. London rocks.
@coryadams1010 3 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaat
@Ishaninja 3 жыл бұрын
Named after the Thames river in London UK
@DarkNight3603 3 жыл бұрын
Because people are not original anymore lol. I dont doubt that at all that everything he said is accurate to London UK and London Ontario.
@Putthecookiedownnow 3 жыл бұрын
there is kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtefd8h4l8jZgp8.html
@YayForBoo 3 жыл бұрын
Overall, I really enjoyed this movie. It was a fun little romp that was extremely welcomed in covid times. Is it weird I’m actually excited to see the inevitable sequel?
@AlmightyGatsby Жыл бұрын
I am too this is my girls and I favorite Covid Netflix movie. Watched it handfuls of time
@kalkschaap 3 жыл бұрын
“She wanted to AXE a question” hahaahahaa brilliant!😂
@roberternest7289 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Czech person: Well, let's look at the wall- HOLY SHIT ALEXANDRA HAS A CZECH PASSPORT...... AND IT'S CORRECT!!!
@neshapink17 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised there wasn't a sin for the sequel baiting end credit scene.
@babytoshiro7014 3 жыл бұрын
There was lol
@neshapink17 3 жыл бұрын
@@babytoshiro7014 Was there? Lol, maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention.
@babytoshiro7014 3 жыл бұрын
@@neshapink17 yeah even CinemaSin can't make movie worth watching lol
@ajaysea6774 3 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the people who "Only come here so they don't have to watch the actual movie" cliche'. *DING*
@constant98_nero54 3 жыл бұрын
Hail Yeah!
@danabnormal5988 3 жыл бұрын
Reporting as requested.
@dagonvaldez2878 3 жыл бұрын
waiting for people to stop watching movies when they realize it's all crap
@dagonvaldez2878 3 жыл бұрын
PS I barely watch cinema sins let alone the movies. suck that.
@dagonvaldez2878 3 жыл бұрын
PPS didn't watch this cinema sins because of commercials. if KZfaq sells personal info,why do they still rape you with commercials?
@thetrumpster2859 3 жыл бұрын
The hit to the side of the neck is a thing, it is hitting the cartilage on the side of the neck spiking the blood pressure to the brain and causing a black out for a bit
@InfiniteFury2K 3 жыл бұрын
"Which movie's sins should we count next?" How about *Tenet* and *South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut* ?
@RossM3838 3 жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman 84 is too easy a target.
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
@@RossM3838 There better be a wordless sin removal the second Lynda Carter turns around.
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
@@RossM3838 But I’m in the minority that actually liked that movie.
@InfiniteFury2K 3 жыл бұрын
@@Putthecookiedownnow Sorry, I'm not into GTA San Andreas at the moment.
@InfiniteFury2K 3 жыл бұрын
@@RossM3838 Not even on DVD yet
@Anonneemuss 3 жыл бұрын
When Quyn comes back from the dead after drowning, where does the oxygen in her lungs come from every time?
@CommanderViviax 3 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't. She'd have no oxygen left. She'd not even get to drown. She'd just stay dead. All her organs etc would be full of water.
@ukmediawarrior 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I thought the same thing first time I saw that scene, LOL :D
@dagonvaldez2878 3 жыл бұрын
QUYN??? pretentious, much? not op. movie.
@GpgRocker 3 жыл бұрын
@@dagonvaldez2878 quynh is a vietnamese name.
@alstoybarn3665 3 жыл бұрын
If their leg gets cut off, where does the bone come from? It's all magic.
@Yukinoomoni 3 жыл бұрын
I clapped so hard when you did the silent sin removal. And now I'm gonna go watch this movie.
@Blasted2Oblivion 3 жыл бұрын
I think the "They wont believe you" was in reference to the not being able to share the power. Still, other than a really heavy "setting up a sequel" feeling, not a bad movie.
@ShippingZone 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it is set up for a sequel, for the new issue of the old guard book
@idkhbtfm 3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS GETTING SOMEONE A BOOK AS A GIFT A SIN
@alexvanderben9682 3 жыл бұрын
The real sin is giving a book to a guy named Booker. That's a sinnin'.
@idkhbtfm 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexvanderben9682 TRUE
@SomePerson_Online 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the equivalent of “let’s make ____ eat an apple”
@thekenyonsquad5672 3 жыл бұрын
because the books don't matter in these movies.
@roose85723 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexvanderben9682 It's funnier because his name is actually Sebastian Le Livre and livre is book in French. Hence the name Booker.
@williamgardner545 3 жыл бұрын
I really like the punishment scene it feels like something immortals would come up with.
@Craftymom1o19 3 жыл бұрын
“I think this car is illegally parked” thanks now my desks is covered in coffee
@rextyrrano5183 3 жыл бұрын
kinda surprised the final sequel bait didn't get a sin.
@Danielsworlds 3 жыл бұрын
this was surprisingly good. i was surprised to see a made for streaming movie so well put together
@josephdedrick9337 3 жыл бұрын
best netflix movie ive yet seen.
@huahualipo 3 жыл бұрын
I find netflix movies getting better this year, Extraction and Chicago 7 are also enjoyable. Or I was stuck at home for too long and too desperate for anything new to scream...
@ck5071 3 жыл бұрын
@@josephdedrick9337 I enjoyed Spectral quite a bit. But my friends thought it was lame. I mean it was a shallow supernatural action flick but I enjoyed it (Spectral I mean)
@brando3342 3 жыл бұрын
Joseph Dedrick Y'all's standards have just tanked, that's all lol
@babytoshiro7014 3 жыл бұрын
@@brando3342 yeah🤣
@wiredloaf2050 3 жыл бұрын
The ultimate sin bringing cuts to a gunfight
@cashew279 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person who thinks this being in the same universe as Hancock would be amazing?
@emberparadox458 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm surprised there wasn't a crack in this review about this being just a modern, more actiony rip-off of The Highlander. You've got the immortality, the use of arcane weapons, the being able to sense where each other are (a la The Quickening), the flashbacks to earlier times in their lives. The only thing it doesn't have is killing them by decapitation and The Prize.
@tskmaster3837 3 жыл бұрын
Old Guard was a movie? It felt like a single episode TV show to me.
@mxfortunate 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god it does- I still loved it though
@TheForbiddenOne55 3 жыл бұрын
Yea the story was pretty flat for a whole movie. This could've been really cool as a series
@babytoshiro7014 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. It was so boring
@user-uz8un4wr4g 3 жыл бұрын
Please do Ace Ventura: Pet Detective sometime
@pricemaxer9736 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite movies of 2020 and actually wanted to buy this comic and also how did he know their was a sniper also love their team work when they fight
@Yukinoomoni 3 жыл бұрын
Just watched the movie thanks to this video. Thank you. It was a beautiful movie. And thank you for not spoiling the true ending :)
@SPVietBoy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't bring up that final scene at the end. It felt like they spent the whole time setting up another villain for the movie, esp given how long it was. Also, I thought the iron maiden would be the one with spikes inside but they only brought up the drowning. So either she was impaled for years and somehow kept healing, even though it wouldn't dislodge itself, or they decided not to add it in. But that would've been an incredibly awful death, even worse than drowning only.
@senju31 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said *Andy just wanted to axe him a question*
@Snoopy101a 3 жыл бұрын
@4:57 Technically yes. If you hit the carotid artery with enough force you can knockout or even kill someone.
@foodofthegods Жыл бұрын
There was a Nazi who killed people like that.
@shimmy7169 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I was thinking "damn had cinema sins already made a video about the old guard"
@gregholmes6083 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. I swore I had already seen this.
@MariVlogable 3 жыл бұрын
I thought so too but I think I was remembering honest trailers’ video.
@shyxiii1377 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't get my head around the fact that her cornrows were neatly intact after the headshot...my pillow took offence to that.
@theironslime4316 3 жыл бұрын
Day 2 of asking for “Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules”
@cabe3231 3 жыл бұрын
Enough easy targets
@Putthecookiedownnow 3 жыл бұрын
here them kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtefd8h4l8jZgp8.html
@spooderman6312 3 жыл бұрын
A final sin count to end a new year. What a way to go out with a bang
@betarayhill4126 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel!! I get a kick out of every video you do but I can't help but sigh everytime you "grasp at straws" it's funny, no doubt but man!! Sometimes it's an eye roller. Either way keep up the great work you do. I love every video you put out.
@caasik013 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why "Old Guarder" made me laugh so hard. 🤣
@missyjuma7155 3 жыл бұрын
Happy New Years Eve everyone at Cinemasins 🎊🎉🎆
@Jassminneeeeee 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have never been so happy to see a sins video. Thank you so much. This was my best movie of 2020. Cinema sins you have given me the best gift ever.☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
@randomnl98 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the "and of course they won't believe you" line referring to him not being able to share his immortality with the people dying?
@piyam5948 3 жыл бұрын
I also spent half the movie wondering why they didn't even try to find her in the ocean, especially in more modern times. They obviously had money, I'm sure there were historical records of the ships. They find ship wrecks all the time!
@TheAshleysama 3 жыл бұрын
This actually makes me wanna go watch this...
@julietaadam575 3 жыл бұрын
I recomend it if you like action movies. It's fun!
@Crazy_Crusaderr 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I first saw this movie I commented saying Cinemasins should do a video on this, looks like he finally did.
@8ballout 3 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year with Cinema Sins... What a treat!
@marlaynas1519 2 жыл бұрын
I finally watched this movie last night and I loved it! But, I cannot believe that the biggest plot hole is not even mentioned in this video: Booker did not need to betray his family and get them captured! He could have surrendered himself for the experiments, or taken samples himself and sent them to any and all labs to find out what makes them immortal! The other immortals did not need to suffer in order to figure this out! UGH! (Sorry if this was mentioned in the comments, it just bugs me.)
@LisatheWeirdo 3 жыл бұрын
The drowning part felt like they stole it from The Highlander... Except, instead of a tree (or whatever it was) holding the immortal down, it was an iron maiden...
@michaelscott9073 3 жыл бұрын
It was also done in Vampire Diaries.
@LisatheWeirdo 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelscott9073 which also came out years (possibly decades) after The Highlander...
@Hanmacx 3 жыл бұрын
I was like: where does the character get the air from to exhale again?
@michaelscott9073 3 жыл бұрын
@@LisatheWeirdo Very true.
@MisterG2323 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you once again for saving me time. Good way to start the year!
@melessemansur4564 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is at least 43 years old. I know this because in a previous video, he mentioned that he worked at a theatre in 1993, and the minimum working age is 13 or 14 (depending on the state or if you live in Canada). And since I know someone who graduated elementary school in '94, I know that Jeremy is in his 40's
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong With Justice League Dark: Apokolips War.
@12smart90 3 жыл бұрын
That would 3 hours long
@Thatransporter 3 жыл бұрын
Yo send it to them on Twitter directly.
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thatransporter I don’t have Twitter.
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
@@12smart90 I just want them to release it so I can wreck them with a sin removal comment and unsubscribe.
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thatransporter You do it.
@xenith8116 3 жыл бұрын
Is it even possible to have a movie with no sins?
@kaykaleli 3 жыл бұрын
I like every cinemasins video I watch. I play this little game called, “what sin makes me push the like button this time?”, and this time it was “Where is astral projection camera?!” 🤣
@seyiakingbemi7420 2 жыл бұрын
At 9:35, Booker said “they won’t believe you” when referring to family asking him to help them survive or heal or transfer healing to them. Not that they wouldn’t believe him that he was immortal.
@bruno1700 3 жыл бұрын
"Where Is Astral Projection Camera!!...."
@SpecialBeam 3 жыл бұрын
I usually don't find these videos all that funny, I just think its interesting to see a pseudo-review of a movie I'm probably never going to actually watch. But I gotta admit.. the bit at the end there with the car being illegally parked was actually hilarious to me lmaoo 13:58
@godSPARDA1995 3 жыл бұрын
8:33 I knew it haha I absolutely loved that scene. Such beautiful romance
@moonlightfire7671 3 жыл бұрын
Your description of this movie is so accurate lmfao! i watched but barely paid attention too
@codo820 3 жыл бұрын
That love speech deserved those sin reductions and more
@codo820 3 жыл бұрын
@@garyb.5770 to each their own.
@fellowspacemarine6657 3 жыл бұрын
For all the sh** I give Cinemasins it's moments like 8:26 that keep me subscribed
@lukeharperistrash2914 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why did he give that a sin remover
@sauced_up_su9527 3 жыл бұрын
You should probably watch the movie again til you get it
@GhostDrummer 2 жыл бұрын
I just watched this and immediately came here…the only issue I had was they left the lab coat lady, the lab, and all the samples in the building. They didn’t destroy any of it.
@Pcope18 3 жыл бұрын
With his appearances in the Devil All the Time, Queens Gambit, Ballad of Buster Scruggs, and now this, I think we have enough for a "Harry Melling has a role in a Netflix thing"-cliche.
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
That's such a stupid looking axe that even United Cutlery won't license it.
@MHMKid 3 жыл бұрын
"The world can burn for all I care" Cinema sins: "twitter" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 3 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year, 2021, Jeremy! 🎊🎉
@JamesThePierce 3 жыл бұрын
You actually can tell the difference between a loaded gun and an empty one. Bullets are surprisingly heavy.
@pebble8911 3 жыл бұрын
14 seconds of title cards before I can watch this movie get sinned!
@bellaeversen8936 3 жыл бұрын
the main reason i really enjoyed this movie is bc it had representation, both gay, and Jewish rep are rare so seeing both makes me happy to see ppl like me
@julietaadam575 3 жыл бұрын
Who's jewish in the movie ?
@mars7500 3 жыл бұрын
Jewish people are probably the most overrepresented demographic in all of cinematography. It’s always fun to spot references in movies
@bellaeversen8936 3 жыл бұрын
@@julietaadam575 Joe/Yusuf
@davidlevins7646 3 жыл бұрын
Actually one of my favorite new movies
@inevitableveganfuture3915 3 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to 'everything wrong with Wonder Woman 1984 in 2 hours and 34 minutes'.
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