Everything Wrong With xXx In 17 Minutes Or Less

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CinemaSins

CinemaSins

7 жыл бұрын

The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
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Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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@battleupsaber462
@battleupsaber462 7 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for everything wrong with Bee Movie
@equinoxxed_7502
@equinoxxed_7502 7 жыл бұрын
don't need Jeremy for that. i can do it in one word: EVERYTHING
@dekumutant
@dekumutant 7 жыл бұрын
there's nothing wrong with the be movie. it's perfect
@BrockStar071
@BrockStar071 7 жыл бұрын
nothing is wrong with bee movie
@sniperjj1077
@sniperjj1077 7 жыл бұрын
No movie is without sin
@oliverqueen4317
@oliverqueen4317 7 жыл бұрын
Except for the bee movie
@Aldo_The_Apache76
@Aldo_The_Apache76 7 жыл бұрын
This has to be the hardest movie to find on the internet.
@clifflee54
@clifflee54 7 жыл бұрын
Aldo El Apache I commenting on here so when I get he link I'll reply back
@kimifw58
@kimifw58 7 жыл бұрын
That was the idea behind the title.
@yeyal1718
@yeyal1718 7 жыл бұрын
Aldo El Apache its on Netflix
@PrototypeNinja16
@PrototypeNinja16 7 жыл бұрын
"Hardest" good choice of words sir but not entirely true haha
@Redflametrow
@Redflametrow 7 жыл бұрын
I've heard True Lies is actually really hard to find a watchable version. I forget what the case was, but there was also an animated movie that had its rights bought by a director so he could show it in the background. Distribution of the movie died as they never planned to sell the animate movie to anyone. I know it's a different point, but just what I know.
@MrCrazyGameGuy
@MrCrazyGameGuy 5 жыл бұрын
"Nothing like fresh powder" Vin Diesel repeats what the screen writer said while making this movie.
@user-73a
@user-73a 4 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha drug joke
@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite
@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite 3 жыл бұрын
*where is the stupid fuckin bitches at?*
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 3 жыл бұрын
@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite they're cumming
@BatCaveOz
@BatCaveOz 2 жыл бұрын
Ding!
@gamerboy244
@gamerboy244 4 жыл бұрын
"Even if this is the brightest-lit venue I have ever seen for a metal concert in my life" To be fair, it's a Rammstein concert. They go through more fireworks in two songs than the entirety of China on Chinese New Year.
@kylem8066
@kylem8066 4 жыл бұрын
The heat, even in the back row, is unbelievable. It can be an outdoor concert on a cool night, and it's like 35°c 100m away from the stage
@Jrseydevil
@Jrseydevil 4 жыл бұрын
Popcorn Horse is that warm? Not trying to be rude it’s just 35 degrees sounds really cold. Lol
@Zanosius1902
@Zanosius1902 4 жыл бұрын
J3rsey devil1228 americans still don’t know about celsius and the metric system? But it‘s 95 degress in donkey measurements
@silmupelaa6349
@silmupelaa6349 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jrseydevil 35c, not F.
@yodizzll
@yodizzll 7 жыл бұрын
"this film focuses too much on action and not enough on how fabulous everyones coats are" I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS! I THOUGHT NO ONE ELSE NOTICED!!!!
@blackmarya
@blackmarya 5 жыл бұрын
Dannesh Bastani I know right?! the one thing I remember from watching this film a ton when I was a teenager ( was huge into jackass and CKY at the time too so explains a lot why I loved this film) was the big fancy fur coats!
@cockmaster314
@cockmaster314 3 жыл бұрын
fan-fucking-tastic
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 3 жыл бұрын
@@cockmaster314 -fan-fucking-tastic- *FUR-FUCKIN-TASTIC** YW
@KhaosN7
@KhaosN7 7 жыл бұрын
So fun fact, this movie was called "xXx" because the producers thought it would make the film harder to pirate online since there is a ton of "XXX" stuff on the internet already.
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 7 жыл бұрын
KhaosN7 Isn't that kinda arrogant?
@TheRhinehart86
@TheRhinehart86 7 жыл бұрын
It's funny because even if you include "Vin Diesel" to narrow the search it comes up with shit from Shane Diesel, the porn star.
@emeQve
@emeQve 7 жыл бұрын
funny thing is that no one would wanna waste their time downloading/seeding this shit movie haha
@wilddogspam
@wilddogspam 7 жыл бұрын
Is that why it's also terrible? I know that's the reason I didn't pirate it. They sure got me good.
@tipoima
@tipoima 7 жыл бұрын
And if you just write it as xXx it will only give you the movie. Or just add "movie" to xxx
@nathanhuxtable475
@nathanhuxtable475 3 жыл бұрын
Can we acknowledge the failed fist bump at 08:48 that snapped me
@dougrogan379
@dougrogan379 3 жыл бұрын
The "bitches" were coming
@iamskippy
@iamskippy 3 жыл бұрын
I never noticed it… GREAT CATCH!!! The first take they clearly bumped because you can see the guy look to the fist 🤜🏼 and then look up because it was too late. 😂😂😂 He even raised his left fist 😂😂😂
@DaygoG
@DaygoG 4 жыл бұрын
The best line in this whole movie is, "Bitches Come!!"
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 3 жыл бұрын
If you do it, do it right, they do.
@mrj_fx
@mrj_fx 3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@judsongaiden9878
@judsongaiden9878 3 жыл бұрын
Which might be a reference to Clarence Boddicker's "Bitches, leave."
@DaygoG
@DaygoG 3 жыл бұрын
@@judsongaiden9878 I see you are also a man of the utmost culture. 🧐
@Attackonmuffin
@Attackonmuffin 2 жыл бұрын
@@judsongaiden9878 thought the exact same thing
@thatpedanticcommenter5847
@thatpedanticcommenter5847 7 жыл бұрын
"Vin Diesel is known for...his dungeons and dragons fandom..." Wait what? Really?
@elg6197
@elg6197 7 жыл бұрын
ThatPedanticCommenter True, he admitted it in a ”Last witch hunter" interview.
@quincypalmore3619
@quincypalmore3619 7 жыл бұрын
That and break dancing.
@SunchaserKandri
@SunchaserKandri 7 жыл бұрын
ThatPedanticCommenter Yup, The Last Witch Hunter (and allegedly Riddick) was based off one of his D&D characters.
@edwardake1256
@edwardake1256 7 жыл бұрын
He wrote the foreword for an edition of D&D I think. I also believe that one of the fake tattoos on his chest in this movie is the name of his D&D character.
@xmichaud
@xmichaud 7 жыл бұрын
been well known for a long time really
@archivedaccount5990
@archivedaccount5990 7 жыл бұрын
I like this movie, but I know it has _so_ many sins. And it's pretty stupid, yet enjoyable. But hey, at least it's not as bad as State of the Union.
@archivedaccount5990
@archivedaccount5990 7 жыл бұрын
3:25 And he does, the 2009 game Wheelman and the two Chronicles of Riddick titles; Escape from Butcher Bay and Assault on Dark Athena.
@riokamichika1101
@riokamichika1101 7 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Cool I like those games, too. And I thought this movie was pretty fun. Definitely better than State of the Union, for sure.
@AndyMcKeeFanForLife
@AndyMcKeeFanForLife 7 жыл бұрын
Giving you a thumbs up just for having Best Girl as your pic.
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Cool I loved the end credits song, Adrenaline
@TurboRoggy
@TurboRoggy 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, are you in my head? I couldn't say it better myself. I love the first xXx despite it's many flaws. It's connected to many happy memories :)
@Void-rz5rx
@Void-rz5rx 4 жыл бұрын
14:15 You literally see the rope that's holding him
@ocularnervosa
@ocularnervosa 4 жыл бұрын
15:15 every computer bank in that room is putting off more heat than a cigarette.
@SteenG3yL
@SteenG3yL 3 жыл бұрын
A cigarette burns at about 950c when inhaling. I don't know of many computers/servers that reach those temps
@MasterCharlie104
@MasterCharlie104 7 жыл бұрын
0:54 Jesus fucking Christ! They really aren't kidding when they say Samuel L Jackson is in every movie ever made! Seriously, is there any movie this guy won't do?
@MisterG2323
@MisterG2323 7 жыл бұрын
If it's got a paycheck attached...he'll do it.
@THEwAFFLEofDOOM666
@THEwAFFLEofDOOM666 7 жыл бұрын
Geoff Burkman Yep and this includes commercial appearances and audio recording of books on tape!
@SuperLordGaming
@SuperLordGaming 7 жыл бұрын
Why not be in a bunch of movies? Especially since it pays well and you enjoy acting.
@brandonsmith3387
@brandonsmith3387 7 жыл бұрын
He is the black version of Kevin Bacon.
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 7 жыл бұрын
+Brandon Smith So he's ... Krispy Bacon? I'll see myself out.
@patriciadavis4211
@patriciadavis4211 7 жыл бұрын
I had a lot of fun with this movie, stupid as it was.
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too.
@red-seven6117
@red-seven6117 7 жыл бұрын
Patricia Davis same
@vm9522
@vm9522 7 жыл бұрын
I would love to have a lot of fun with you.
@thebomb7021
@thebomb7021 7 жыл бұрын
VM 9 same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@surroundgatari
@surroundgatari 7 жыл бұрын
How? Did you fuck the dvd case?
@causeimunoriginal6940
@causeimunoriginal6940 4 жыл бұрын
They forgot the sin for how the stunt man looked nothing like the character!
@jupiterjones3789
@jupiterjones3789 2 жыл бұрын
I'm fine with that; that probably have us Once upon a time in Hollywood ;)
@FokkeWulfe
@FokkeWulfe 3 жыл бұрын
Cheesey as it is, I still love this movie. Nearly 20 years on and I still sit down every so often to watch. Would make an awesome video game
@k1ngk4gl3
@k1ngk4gl3 3 жыл бұрын
Anarchy 99...
@FokkeWulfe
@FokkeWulfe 3 жыл бұрын
@@k1ngk4gl3 what about anarchy 99 friendo?
@kennylunacy
@kennylunacy 3 жыл бұрын
If you think it'd make a good game, you should totally check out the Chronicles of Riddick video game.
@FokkeWulfe
@FokkeWulfe 3 жыл бұрын
@@kennylunacy Holy crap I forgot about the CoR game. My cousin had that. I played it a few times on his xbox.
@porkins93
@porkins93 3 жыл бұрын
They made a video game, I'm pretty sure it was on game boy advanced.
@nazombie051
@nazombie051 7 жыл бұрын
DO TROPIC THUNDER!!!!
@nazombie051
@nazombie051 7 жыл бұрын
GET THIS TO THE TOP SO HE SEES IT!!!!!
@KougajiCalling
@KougajiCalling 7 жыл бұрын
Derek I'm not sure this will help....
@nazombie051
@nazombie051 7 жыл бұрын
Kougaji Sciacallo if it gets to the top in the comments, he will see it
@KougajiCalling
@KougajiCalling 7 жыл бұрын
Derek So if we keep commenting... We might just succeed.
@nico-v113
@nico-v113 7 жыл бұрын
Kougaji Sciacallo then we must continue commenting
@MarcosAmparo
@MarcosAmparo 7 жыл бұрын
They should just called this new Triple X movie. Fast and the furious 8
@yourmomsfavoriterecipe6236
@yourmomsfavoriterecipe6236 7 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@MarcosAmparo
@MarcosAmparo 7 жыл бұрын
Boi
@SpecialQue85
@SpecialQue85 7 жыл бұрын
But there already is gonna be a Fast and Furious 8
@MarcosAmparo
@MarcosAmparo 7 жыл бұрын
I know it's a joke
@SpecialQue85
@SpecialQue85 7 жыл бұрын
I know
@iliaschinaliev7172
@iliaschinaliev7172 4 жыл бұрын
0:30 he actually says “I’m telling you no, what do you know about him” And the guys replies “bastard”
@pankek5431
@pankek5431 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, fucking what
@DixieRect
@DixieRect 3 жыл бұрын
Is that Czech?
@PyrozPlayground
@PyrozPlayground 3 жыл бұрын
@@DixieRect Russian.
@soapytuna5588
@soapytuna5588 4 жыл бұрын
The only movie I remember hearing that a stunt man died while doing the parachute Stunt near the bridge. Unfortunate it was a good looking stunt too
@thepickygamer4450
@thepickygamer4450 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I prefer it when actors do their own stunts.
@wwerules000
@wwerules000 4 жыл бұрын
That's unfortunate, the stunt went wrong damn, what happened, was he's angle off?, parachute late deploying
@soapytuna5588
@soapytuna5588 4 жыл бұрын
@@wwerules000 as he was parachuting down he was supposed to just go under the bridge barely missing it but unfortunately it was off and he hit the bridge full force it was too late for him to disconnect from his chute before he hit
@IdgaradLyracant
@IdgaradLyracant 7 жыл бұрын
My question is why the hell would a foreign agent in Prague say 50 miles versus 80 kilometers?
@theolddeus9672
@theolddeus9672 7 жыл бұрын
Idgarad Lyracant exposition.
@IdgaradLyracant
@IdgaradLyracant 7 жыл бұрын
exposition fine, but why wouldn't they use metric?
@buskabond
@buskabond 7 жыл бұрын
Because it's an American-made movie, and Americans watching it would be like "dafuq...how far is that?" if the writers didn't use miles as a measurement of distance. Most of us (though not all, thank you all my years living overseas) are completely crap at distance in kilometers.
@davidndiulor8428
@davidndiulor8428 7 жыл бұрын
a pound is not 500 grams..
@davidndiulor8428
@davidndiulor8428 7 жыл бұрын
***** WRONG! I don't know if you Americans use different kilos but 1 pound = 0.454kg.
@ForkMyDongle
@ForkMyDongle 7 жыл бұрын
16:43 his sunglasses are upside down. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.
@averageitalian6540
@averageitalian6540 5 жыл бұрын
Shit u rite
@SangheiliSpecOp
@SangheiliSpecOp 3 жыл бұрын
what the fuck xD
@KevinMichael
@KevinMichael 5 жыл бұрын
The ending bit from twister had me dying for a minute "the suck zone" 😂
@BeeMusic2024
@BeeMusic2024 5 жыл бұрын
Ahh, Danny Trejo uses a "Machete" in non-Machete movies cliche *DING
@jonb3167
@jonb3167 3 жыл бұрын
not very good
@WCIV-rw5js
@WCIV-rw5js 7 жыл бұрын
'' you know what we do with bad men ?? '' : elect them fkg glorious
@tayqrow3098
@tayqrow3098 7 жыл бұрын
Wait, this ain't porn!
@stonersonic6940
@stonersonic6940 7 жыл бұрын
U think ur funny ?
@logansmith7517
@logansmith7517 7 жыл бұрын
Evert Miranda I'm sure he does
@chriscruz8981
@chriscruz8981 7 жыл бұрын
The acting is similar though
@tjneyland
@tjneyland 6 жыл бұрын
Straight White Male, Welcome to the Xander Zone
@LadyOnikara
@LadyOnikara 3 жыл бұрын
Close enough for me. I'm not really picky.
@MURFGAMING1228
@MURFGAMING1228 4 жыл бұрын
"This smells like real blood..." But is it human blood, or a pig's blood, or blood from some kind of fish, or even politician blood? There is no way you can tell from the scent of dried blood where the blood originated from.
@SteenG3yL
@SteenG3yL 3 жыл бұрын
Fish have blood?
@abhishekparmar6702
@abhishekparmar6702 3 жыл бұрын
@@SteenG3yL no they have paint
@CruelBomb
@CruelBomb 4 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping you were going to take a sin off for “Hatebreed.”
@thomlocke
@thomlocke 7 жыл бұрын
"And you know what we do to bad men." "Elect them?" god damn..😂
@ONIscrooge
@ONIscrooge 7 жыл бұрын
By the way don't search for "eww xxx", because you're going to find something a little different...
@jackmehov5788
@jackmehov5788 7 жыл бұрын
TheCorporateMoose did you seriously type that in?
@ONIscrooge
@ONIscrooge 7 жыл бұрын
Yup, it doesn't find "Everything Wrong With XXX"
@booette139
@booette139 6 жыл бұрын
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
@alkierradavis5101
@alkierradavis5101 5 жыл бұрын
TheCorporateMoose 😣😶🤭🤫
@americansailor
@americansailor 5 жыл бұрын
TheCorporateMoose immediately google eww xxx
@johnnell7486
@johnnell7486 4 жыл бұрын
Xanders using the gta 5 motorcycle glitch to do all those sick stunts
@chrisruskin6189
@chrisruskin6189 4 жыл бұрын
Should’ve finished the book dude Literally one of the best sins ever
@MrHypnofan
@MrHypnofan 7 жыл бұрын
The dutch angles are to tell the audience that the people on screen are the bad guys. Crooked camera= crooked people. The 60's Batman series did that a hell of a lot.
@calebmauer1751
@calebmauer1751 5 жыл бұрын
@RuleofVicus The author of the book was such a bad guy that I think it's safe to say his characters are guilty by association.
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 5 жыл бұрын
@RuleofVicus pretty much... yeah.
@malgold88
@malgold88 4 жыл бұрын
@RuleofVicus well yeah but the Dutch angles were to symbolize a twisted world... and that it's a bad film.
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 4 жыл бұрын
You are correct but when you overuse anything, it tends to lose it's significance!
@indiegamespotlite
@indiegamespotlite 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao Jeremy what? His EYELASHES are what you notice? *looks at eyelashes* wait why isn't this minus one sin
@ToonedMinecraft
@ToonedMinecraft 5 жыл бұрын
Becuase he's not known for that and that's a sin.
@Mecharnie_Dobbs
@Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 жыл бұрын
As opposed to noticing what at 3:49? That Vin is smelling and tasting his tattoo of an animal?
@felphero
@felphero Жыл бұрын
Vin Diesel: "Welcome to the Xander Zone!" Sin Counter: **Ding** Haha thanks for that
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 5 жыл бұрын
there are so many dutch angles, I almost thought it was a really extreme episode of Batman 66.
@SexyHobosRus
@SexyHobosRus 7 жыл бұрын
Vin Diesel was a lot more talkative and emotive in this movie than he was in any Fast and Furious movie.
@stephencombes1979
@stephencombes1979 9 ай бұрын
Back then, he didn't have family :-)
@SuperLordGaming
@SuperLordGaming 7 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO THE XANDER ZONE
@Pantharian
@Pantharian 7 жыл бұрын
X A N D E R Z O N E
@clifflee54
@clifflee54 7 жыл бұрын
UnknownAnon may I take your order
@leatherface4662
@leatherface4662 7 жыл бұрын
Greatest line ever.Obvious sarcasm is obvious
@troesler81
@troesler81 3 жыл бұрын
And you didn't mention "Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation." was a funny line and product placement.
@pdw8635
@pdw8635 3 жыл бұрын
The Financial Times has a weekend edition, so yes you CAN read it on Sunday’s.
@robbylebotha
@robbylebotha 3 жыл бұрын
Besides, you're passing time on a Sunday, im pretty sure he would've read Winnie the Pooh if it was on the shelf
@ZergrushEddie
@ZergrushEddie 7 жыл бұрын
One thing to note why Xander was able to get involved with the criminals is because he is well known for being, well, XXX. The bad guy's brother even says that he is a fan of Xander's work. Basically, it is like an Argo situation; the incredible stupid ridiculous idea was crazy enough that no one would have thought it was fake. So Xander walking up "Hey, I want to see Yorgi 'cause I want a bunch of cars" works for that reason.
@schnitzelmegapixel
@schnitzelmegapixel 7 жыл бұрын
totally expected him to say "you've entered the bone zone"
@fishstapler
@fishstapler 7 жыл бұрын
same lmao
@craigs6045
@craigs6045 7 жыл бұрын
Woaaah woaahh, let's calm down with the dirty talk
@IsrarTaj83
@IsrarTaj83 7 жыл бұрын
Holliday Jones you've entered the bone zone.
@marcacosta8606
@marcacosta8606 7 жыл бұрын
Holliday Jones bone saws readyyy!
@IsrarTaj83
@IsrarTaj83 7 жыл бұрын
the bone zone thing would make sense, with the name being XXX.
@Riftweaver1981
@Riftweaver1981 Жыл бұрын
how on earth did he not mention the 'stop thinking cop and start thinking playstation' moment
@kingvegeta9
@kingvegeta9 2 ай бұрын
"Bitches come" is the best line of the movie. Also, now I see why he became Nick Fury
@TheKML777
@TheKML777 7 жыл бұрын
So including Xander, how many people has Jeremy recruited to be in CinemaSins? Because I have a feeling there'd be at least two dozens.
@logansmith7517
@logansmith7517 7 жыл бұрын
Kemal Alis there should be a wiki for that
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 7 жыл бұрын
That's ... a good question actually. Is it weird that I'd love to see all of them brought together to sin some truly awful movies like The Room or anything by Uwe Boll?
@thatguylandon7075
@thatguylandon7075 7 жыл бұрын
sandy cheecks would be good at cinemasins
@karmascamera5275
@karmascamera5275 7 жыл бұрын
You think THIS movie is stupid...? Everything Wrong With The Mechanic: Resurrection
@nickbruns
@nickbruns 7 жыл бұрын
Karmas Camera yeah, nooooice
@asunayuuki8710
@asunayuuki8710 7 жыл бұрын
+Karmas Camera Yeah, that movie was pretty dumb.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 7 жыл бұрын
Karmas Camera YES I REGRET WATCHING THAT FILM!
@super_satvrn
@super_satvrn 7 жыл бұрын
Karmas Camera, I literally saw you on TF2 yesterday. Damn.
@Bloodhurl67
@Bloodhurl67 7 жыл бұрын
That movie was horrible.
@rafaellucchesi6614
@rafaellucchesi6614 4 жыл бұрын
6:24 : I never watched the whole movie because I was never able to go past this...
@hueytlatoani1177
@hueytlatoani1177 4 жыл бұрын
Rafael Lucchesi: Same here.
@jonathancooper4914
@jonathancooper4914 3 жыл бұрын
The outtakes at the end never get old.
@ethanbean5479
@ethanbean5479 7 жыл бұрын
"BEHTCHEZ CAHM" My favorite part of the movie
@sparkly9294
@sparkly9294 7 жыл бұрын
Aw shit, it's 2002 again! I'm gonna go skateboarding, and play Dreamcast, and listen to The Offspring, and ...
@pigeonssuck6943
@pigeonssuck6943 6 жыл бұрын
Simultaneously watch The Covenant? (I think that's 2002, correct me if I'm wrong. Also, watch that movie if you haven't heard of it, it's hilariously edgy.)
@James_Griffin
@James_Griffin 4 жыл бұрын
@@pigeonssuck6943 The Covenant came out in 2006 actually.
@pigeonssuck6943
@pigeonssuck6943 4 жыл бұрын
@@James_Griffin Holy shit, I didn't even remember I'd ever watched Cinemasins. I apologise for my sins.
@mohammadrezapahlavi4578
@mohammadrezapahlavi4578 2 жыл бұрын
no way i love the offspring
@AKarnold1010
@AKarnold1010 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know who saw this movie in the theater but the avalanche scene was badass. It ridiculously loud and intense in the theater I saw it in. Best scene in the movie in the theater
@stephenm8725
@stephenm8725 3 жыл бұрын
i saw it in the theater...can confirm this
@walkerbrosfilms7077
@walkerbrosfilms7077 4 жыл бұрын
That iron giant reference at the end killed me 😂
@torinorman8371
@torinorman8371 7 жыл бұрын
"You know what we do to bad men?" "Elect them?" A slow clap to that, good sir. Well done.
@bigbruno2232
@bigbruno2232 7 жыл бұрын
Of course Danny Trejo never went to the Ocelot university of Torture.
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 7 жыл бұрын
You mean, don't question the guy, just torture him until he gives up, still don't ask any questions and ending up telling him more than he ever told you?
@Sarcasmitron
@Sarcasmitron 7 жыл бұрын
Then let him escape, and claim that it was all part of your master plan.
@bigbruno2232
@bigbruno2232 7 жыл бұрын
Uuuuuuhhhhhh yeah. But not information he needs to know. Ocelot only told Snake personal information.
@Snekbae
@Snekbae 7 жыл бұрын
he probably went but Ocelot just spun his revolver for the whole semester
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 7 жыл бұрын
Sarcasmitron Consider this: there was only one guard, which spent most of his time on the toilet, no surveillance, the gear was conveniently placed right in the next room and instead of putting a remote triggered bomb or a motion sensor bomb in it, he used a time bomb. If you see it that way, then the escape WAS way to easy.
@razzle1964
@razzle1964 2 жыл бұрын
“Maslow’s ‘Hierarchy of Needs’ Pyramid” … priceless!
@GrizDrummer25
@GrizDrummer25 3 жыл бұрын
Love how the binocular snapshot even captures the anamorphic flare -_-
@theothomas5546
@theothomas5546 7 жыл бұрын
so we're not gonna talk about the heat seeking rocket launcher just being a video camera with a pipe on it 🌚🌚
@outsidercain3038
@outsidercain3038 5 жыл бұрын
yea that's the question instead of anything being slighty warmer than his cigaret (he wasn't smoking on it)
@Mecharnie_Dobbs
@Mecharnie_Dobbs 3 жыл бұрын
15:13
@ONIscrooge
@ONIscrooge 7 жыл бұрын
Ending with the Iron Giant. Laughs never turned to tears so fast.
@eeroala5132
@eeroala5132 14 күн бұрын
You missed one big Cinema sin. When they crash the car off the bridge the car hits the bottom and explodes then his men collect the cameras from the car and takeoff. How would any of those cameras still be functional after falling from a 500 foot bridge in bursting into flames?
@wergraphy4220
@wergraphy4220 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone here who noticed at 11:28 that the light is shining on the seats so that there will a X appear?
@alphacause
@alphacause 7 жыл бұрын
Ahhh...I remember that line from the cartoonish villain in minute 14:34 - 14:40, where the villain says: "these guys attacked those guys, those guys attack these guys, and soon the whole world implodes." I remember laughing so hard in the theater at the unintentionally bad dialog. The fact that the script writer did not have the decency to name who "these guys" and "those guys" are, shows how inept and lazy the writing was.
@JelloApocalypse
@JelloApocalypse 7 жыл бұрын
"Also, these candles don't set the mood in any way-- I'm either worried the mansion is going to burn down or that I've joined a vampire cult. Either way, my boner is going to retreat somewhere further down the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid." Hahaha that's a great way to phrase that joke
@JustJohnny
@JustJohnny 5 жыл бұрын
3:16 - That's Mat Hoffman, he's probably one of if not the most hardcore BMX rider to date. Just sayin'.
@aumjayakishatriya2982
@aumjayakishatriya2982 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, does this one have the most ads of all Sins channels' videos? I'm getting 5 ad breaks this time.
@ShankarRam23
@ShankarRam23 7 жыл бұрын
I really like CinemaSins, but they never reply to comments.
@Bufkey
@Bufkey 7 жыл бұрын
They do
@lydiarand4786
@lydiarand4786 7 жыл бұрын
Shankar Ram They did comment on one video. I think it was EWW Friday 13th but I can't be sure.
@lydiarand4786
@lydiarand4786 7 жыл бұрын
Just realised if was a joke...
@twinblade6
@twinblade6 7 жыл бұрын
Shankar Ram they used to when the had less subscribers
@franklinturtleton6525
@franklinturtleton6525 7 жыл бұрын
Well the first 100 comments on their videos are usually "First" or "second" or "lol" so I wouldn't really want to connect with this subscriber base either.
@rigbyu9328
@rigbyu9328 7 жыл бұрын
You should do the bee movie in inspiration of the memes
@rigbyu9328
@rigbyu9328 7 жыл бұрын
"The bee movie but every time it's stupid I sin it"
@yungslyme4341
@yungslyme4341 7 жыл бұрын
Nick Is trash tbh my favorite line from the movie is:Ya like Jazz I also like "That's a man dressed in woman's clotheing that's not a queen that's drag queen" (sorry for my bad American I'm English)
@rigbyu9328
@rigbyu9328 7 жыл бұрын
Michael J. Caboose pff I love those scenes
@orbsorbs8465
@orbsorbs8465 7 жыл бұрын
Michael J. Caboose HAHAHA
@darkrager872
@darkrager872 7 жыл бұрын
WAIT CABOOSE!? IMAGINE HOW WORRIED CHURCH IS RIGHT NOW! GET BACK TO BASE!
@tan_k
@tan_k 3 жыл бұрын
15:50 During “Diwali”, you are out of fire crackers, the shops are 50 miles away and are about to close in half an hour 😂😂😂😂
@DarkTempler1
@DarkTempler1 5 жыл бұрын
the pulp fiction jokes at the end were the best lmao.
@helladapttoreading8465
@helladapttoreading8465 7 жыл бұрын
The iCarly apartment has a cage elevator, Spencer Shay has a motorcycle. iCarly is XXX spin-off confirmed
@paulinaenck5797
@paulinaenck5797 7 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with Tropic Thunder!!!!!
@xci_radio2211
@xci_radio2211 Жыл бұрын
2 minutes in and that Zander Zone joke was Gold
@christopherclark589
@christopherclark589 5 жыл бұрын
those ending dubs from pulp fiction were absolutely amazing
@designercreep7823
@designercreep7823 7 жыл бұрын
haven't even seen the video yet but I'm gambling 150 sins. movie break soooo many logics
@massimomirigello9827
@massimomirigello9827 7 жыл бұрын
AYO VICK so close
@designercreep7823
@designercreep7823 7 жыл бұрын
Massimo Mirigello OMG I WAS OFF BY 3!😂😂😂😂😂
@tipoima
@tipoima 7 жыл бұрын
If you add all lines in Russian present in this video, you will get exactly 150, because all 3 of them are bullshit
@craigs6045
@craigs6045 7 жыл бұрын
'Break soooooo many logics' Hahahaahahahaha ..... pauses for breath ..... hahahahahahahahaahha
@jasonlynch6955
@jasonlynch6955 7 жыл бұрын
laurel huppert Jasonlynch
@pjabrony8280
@pjabrony8280 7 жыл бұрын
"Heat-seeking rocket launcher" is just a Sony HandyCam with a piece of PVC pipe glued on and dipped in gray paint.
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 10 ай бұрын
4:29 This coming from the Street Shark hocker who’s most notable lines are “Da movies,” and “I am Groot.”
@daves.7150
@daves.7150 5 жыл бұрын
"Ponzi crush" is the single best thingbive heard on this channel
@dschou2532
@dschou2532 7 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for this movie before the video lol
@Hut153
@Hut153 7 жыл бұрын
SPARTA ninj same! I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else did haha
@charkesj1416
@charkesj1416 7 жыл бұрын
SPARTA ninj omg I did as well lol
@dippin4dots
@dippin4dots 7 жыл бұрын
SPARTA ninj this is the first one
@420xanatos
@420xanatos 7 жыл бұрын
WOW! It matched xxx to xxx WOW! AMAZING, LMAO
@Gardetrace
@Gardetrace 7 жыл бұрын
SPARTA ninj Me too!
@Discount_Aim
@Discount_Aim 7 жыл бұрын
Come on Jeremy, no sins removed for the opening Rammstein concert?! Shame..........
@geedub88
@geedub88 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe because Rammstein is awesome.
@TheChives09
@TheChives09 5 жыл бұрын
@@geedub88 no
@MrSaintVehementus
@MrSaintVehementus 5 жыл бұрын
maaaaaaan, concert would have to be on end on film to remove sins. Started strong and finished weak. U cant remove sin when there are almost non yet.
@bobzombie2710
@bobzombie2710 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrSaintVehementus Like citizen kane?
@j.p.6932
@j.p.6932 10 ай бұрын
2:59 I’m just marveling that his dialogue isn’t any more intelligent than; “I am Groot!”
@walkerbrosfilms7077
@walkerbrosfilms7077 4 жыл бұрын
2:00 those cameras 🎥 have some amazing microphones with no wind interference. Lol
@johns5638
@johns5638 4 жыл бұрын
Because 5 separate comments are totally necessary
@zacke.1286
@zacke.1286 7 жыл бұрын
This movie does not contain multiple lap dances +1 sin
@ChaoticFeathers
@ChaoticFeathers 7 жыл бұрын
And all sins fall off because secret Rammstein concert.
@outsidercain3038
@outsidercain3038 5 жыл бұрын
Mouth flame thrower power !
@atomicrc5189
@atomicrc5189 5 жыл бұрын
Der Metzgermeister I’m surprised no comment on the nude scene
@playsinmud
@playsinmud 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot about how when he jammed the shifter down into first gear in the Corvette, but somehow he went backwards.
@las10plagas
@las10plagas 5 жыл бұрын
1:25 best thing about the sticker is, that it has a snowboarder on it, instead of a skateboarder xD
@JediMastr80
@JediMastr80 5 жыл бұрын
10:04 - Actually, they did have 2 people check his body and they mentioned it was "paint". However, it's a deleted scene as they would have probably known right away Xander was an Agent if it was left in. So it was cut for that reason. **Adds another sin**
@geekcultureandmovieLover
@geekcultureandmovieLover 7 жыл бұрын
Do doctor strange as soon as possible
@alexprice2631
@alexprice2631 7 жыл бұрын
mounir maged YASS
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 7 жыл бұрын
When is the bluray and dvd release? He won't do it till then.
@shivtekoriginal
@shivtekoriginal 7 жыл бұрын
28/02 US
@Wandergirl108
@Wandergirl108 7 жыл бұрын
It'll be interesting to see if he sins or anti-sins the whole "bodily harm actually means something" angle throughout the film. XD
@djgranny8438
@djgranny8438 7 жыл бұрын
+mounir maged is 'doctor strange' slang for Fruitvale Station?
@Lordbitness
@Lordbitness 4 жыл бұрын
12:36 and that’s what vin diesel would look like if he had hair and was related to Patrick warburton
@antbrigade__
@antbrigade__ 5 жыл бұрын
the only great thing about this movie is it introduced me to rammstein so i will forgive it all its sins
@terrytwoteef
@terrytwoteef 7 жыл бұрын
One or two extra sins involving the avalanche scene: according to my Ski Patrol friend, two small frag grenades would not be enough to trigger an avalanche. Usually they use charges of 2 pounds of dynamite or more. The slide would be more likely be triggered by him riding down the mountain. Also, why not follow the slide instead of being chased by it?
@Andybiotics
@Andybiotics 7 жыл бұрын
14:26 Not me. I've been drooling over those fur coats and lost focus on what you've been saying half the time! lol
@grahamkoeberl9651
@grahamkoeberl9651 4 жыл бұрын
why does vinn sound 50 percent drunk?
@thenotsurechannel7630
@thenotsurechannel7630 Жыл бұрын
07:03 As a decoy to attract and keep the cartel's attention inward on themselves... buying seconds if not minutes for the Colombian military to keep their approach un-noticed for as long as possible.
@2t2chrome39
@2t2chrome39 7 жыл бұрын
I just searched "xxx" on KZfaq
@2t2chrome39
@2t2chrome39 7 жыл бұрын
WJZAV It's not my fault!
@subhapatra316
@subhapatra316 7 жыл бұрын
xxx
@tangoandcars9588
@tangoandcars9588 7 жыл бұрын
"You know what we do to bad men" "Elect them"?? 😂😂
@kurumauzamaki2731
@kurumauzamaki2731 6 жыл бұрын
Well it’s true most politicians are bad and say they’d do this but never do it blame it on someone else and say if they get elected they’ll stop this person from doing what they want which is usually the party that’s not in the White House
@PNW4130
@PNW4130 5 жыл бұрын
3:14 That's Rick Thorne, Mike Escamilla, then Matt Hoffman, 3 huge bmx pros from back in the day, I'm not surprised those lines sounded so... non actor-y.
@dantom2429
@dantom2429 3 жыл бұрын
4:20 Just noticed is this the same restaurant they used in Pulp Fiction, the robbery scene?
@CountArtha
@CountArtha 7 жыл бұрын
You should have played the "bitches come" scene backwards with Kurtwood Smith saying "Bitches leave!"
@devintariel3769
@devintariel3769 7 жыл бұрын
CountArtha I'll give you anything you want please dont kill me
@roachdoggjr5647
@roachdoggjr5647 7 жыл бұрын
"Pasta Rocket" is a term used to describe Italian Super-Cars.
@KT926
@KT926 5 жыл бұрын
I went to see this film at the cinema and on the showing times board, it was labelled: XXX (Triple X)
@shadbird8772
@shadbird8772 5 жыл бұрын
How have you not done Battlefield Earth? That's full of so much gold!
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