Batman: "I'm here to have parents and snap necks. And I'm all out of parents."

Joker: *In a fist fight with Batman* Batman: *Sees Joker's neck* Batman: 👀

4:00 I love this because realistically this is how it would go. Batman: "I've killed a man and committed an unforgivable crime. Lock me up and throw away the key." Court: "Bruh it's the Joker. Who fucking cares? Only crime is that you didn't do it sooner."

I'm surprised no one in DC just hired deathstroke to kill joker Actually that would be a pretty cool comic

Alfred to Vampire Batman: Why did you stop drinking Joker's blood? Vampire Batman: It tastes funny.

Joker: Has a Neck *Batman: I’m about to end this man’s whole Neck*

Batman won't kill joker. But he sure will give him a bunch of punches.

Says a lot that pretty much every time batman kills the joker he snaps his neck. Him seemingly using the same exact method over ever continuity of Batman killing Joker emphasizes on how easily Batman could have killed joker at anytime during their scraps with a muscle memory-like reflex he has been thinking about for years.

Batman: No guns no killing Also Batman: One time won't hurt.

Most of these bat kills are “snapped the neck” sneck syndrome

Imagine if Joker actually did die in the first appearance

Hey, since Mortal Kombat footage is being used for the Joker, can we just appreciate how good a job Netherrealm did with the extra skins? Baraka is Killer Croc, Kitana is Catwoman, Cassie is Harley Quinn, and Noob freaking Saibot is the Batman who laughs. Edit: To Everyone who commented that I spelled it wrong, I was originally typing on my phone and autocorrect is a douche.

“That’s all the times barman kills the joker” **shows a clip of batman killing the joker again**

Batman: I don't use guns Batmobile: Hold my 60mm cannon

Joker's neck: *exists* Alternate universe Batmen: It's free real estate

I love the Injustice version of Batman killing the Joker. I like that he does it for Superman (and I guess anyone who might end up being a future victim), I like how he instantly turns himself in for his crime, and I like how Superman tries to free him but Batman refuses since he believes he needs to serve his time.

Has there ever been a storyline where Batman is a lunatic inside of Arkham that think he's Batman because he went insane after his parents died and none of his villains exist

8:11 "I have news, Bruce." "It's a girl." "How did you...?" "It was fifty/fifty." Bruce you sly dog.

Joker's neck: *exists* Batman: 10 out of 10 would snap again

How have I never noticed this before, his go to move for killing Joker is snapping his neck. Bruce has said multiple times he has had various fantasies of killing Joker slowly and in one comic said he dreamt would only let him die once he had stopped laughing for a month and the sound he wanted to hear was crying and begging for it. But he always does it quickly and painfree.

in batman: arkham city the joker dies of a chemical reaction of titan from the previous game, batman said that he would have saved him but in batman: arkham knight joker reveals, as being in batman's mind, that we wouldn't have shared, batman doesn't kill him directly but i think it counts.

For someone that doesn’t kill Batman sure knows how to effectively snap a neck

To be fair, the neck snap is a swift death. Even against the joker, he was still technically holding back when breaking his rule

my favorite death has gotta be the one at the killing joke. he basically tells batman, thru a joke, that he can never be fixed. and batman takes a second to think, laughs realizing the joker has been right this whole time, and they share one heartfelt moment both seeming to know what comes next. such a well executed scene and in my head, that really is how the joker dies.

To everyone saying he should do which lantern corps Shrek is in, I want to say Shrek would be in every single Lantern Corps, and I think it shows his perfect character development. It shows that Shrek doesn’t just have a “dominant” emotion. Shrek is the most “human” character you will most likely find in any piece of fiction. Here is my reasoning. Life: Shrek has made life and made it worth living. He had lived life to the fullest extent. From beating princes to encountering dragons. He has also made children, putting him in literal control of some lives. Love: The other half of the saying. Shrek has saved Fiona, making her embrace her true love for him. He has made children, and has a very good friendship with Donkey as well. Plus, he is the most handsome being in the universe Will: Shrek had proved many wrong about him and about ogres in general. Whenever he puts his mind to something, he achieves it in the end. He overthrew princes like Farquaad and fought dragons, he puts his mind to something and pulls it off with ease. Hope: Shrek is a shining bright light of hope, inspiring many children and adults around the world that you should be yourself and to not let anyone stop you. Compassion: Shrek is very compassionate about what he does. He does everything he puts his mind to and nobody can stop him. He goes from being an unaccepted monster to society to being an accepted man and a man with many many friends in a short span of time. Avarice: Shrek, even though a later less greedy man, showing his character development, does know what is his and is not afraid to show it. He is willing to protect what is his at any costs and he is determined to assert dominance over his enemies. Rage: Shrek, especially in the first movies, has a lot of bottles up rage because of how the human society does not accept him as an ogre, and sees him as a gross being. We all know he is very strong, and the main source of this power seems to be this bottled up anger. I say, bottled-up, but he sure is not afraid to show it. Fear: Shrek is a scary, big, strong, hunky man. If Shrek was looking at you you would be intimidated immediately, without hesitation you would excrete in your pants because of your fear of what this strong handsome ogre can pull off on you. Death: Shrek has cheated death multiple times, and is able to manipulate it too. Nearly all of us could easily be killed by Shrek, and that is not an exaggeration. Besides, everybody would kill themselves if it ment Shrek survived. Shame: Shrek, as stated before, started off as an ogre who was seen as a disgrace by many beings for being himself. Even if Shrek has all the other emotions such as Compassion, Hope and Will that would still hurt him, because Shrek is humanity and life. Being shamed by humans for so long eventually didn’t effect him as much as they wanted it to. But it sure did. I hope you realise that Shrek isn’t just a stupid story about an ogre. It is about a man, formerly frowned upon by society climbing up and conquering his fears, proving himself no matter what, achieving his goals, finding love and living life to the fullest. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shrek, my lads, is art.

It really says a lot about Bruce, that he knows it can be justifiable to kill someone like the Joker, even the courts found him Not Guilty; but even still he feels sorry for it. Life really is just that precious to him.

Who else noticed that he spelled Mortal Kombat like Mortal Combat

No one: My neck: Batman: consider it broke

I think that Batman always snapping Joker’s neck is an interesting constant because 1. It shows that how easy it is for Batman to kill Joker, and that he just chooses not to, and 2. It’s probably the most personal way to kill someone. You can shoot someone, that’s easy, but it’s different to go up to a man, go against the force of his muscles and bone, and snap his neck. The fact that Batman always kills the Joker with his hands makes it hurt him more.

*joker dies in a comic* joker's neck : ah shit here we go again

He probably always snaps the neck of Joker because, Joker laughs, Air and vocals come from the windpipe which is located near the neck, done Im sorry if i got some facts about the vocals and neck thingy was wrong

Joker: hi batman! Batman: *snaps his neck*

I remember reading the Vampire Batman story line when I was younger. I really enjoyed that one. The slow descent of Batman's mind giving in to the urge to drink blood is completed just as he snaps Jokers neck.... To pull a quote from the comic "In the end...the Joker had won."

Absolutely love the Nail's take on Batman killing the Joker. He doesn't instantly go mental or become a bloodthirsty psychopath, he feels guilty about it and turns himself in but is let go and continues his life of fighting crime albeit with a heavier conscious.

Joker's neck: exists Batman: Imma end this man's whole career.

I’m glad you uploaded again 😀

HE has returned

Fun Fact: Diyonesium (Or however it is spelled) from Batman Endgame, is actually a non corrupted version of the Lazurus Pits, meaning it keeps it user young and bring them back from the dead without corrupting them or driving them insane.

2:34 a werewolf joker would be cool, but honestly seeing joker running amok with holy weapons like mock van helsing was hilarious!

Batman: hey joker Joker: what Snap Snap aaaaaaand snap

In the one with the Batman Who Laughs, the reason that Batman didn't stop the Joker sooner was because the Joker paralyzed him with Joker Gas. Also, he recreated the events of Batmans past many, many times, and then Jokerized the Kids. Just something I thought I should mention.

“Are there any other times you think I missed?” *shows a clip from the DKR that leads to Batman killing the joker…by snapping his neck…that he did not cover*

Anyone else notice that all of these are him snapping jokers neck

Batman : *exists* The Joker’s neck : aight imma head out

“Mortal Combat.”.......REALLY NEEDLEMOUSE

Bane: Has an obsession batmans spine Batman: Has an obsession with jokers neck

I want to see a Batman comic where he thinks The Joker is up to something but really the joker is just taking a break

im so happy you uploaded again

Thor: aims at chest Batman: you should have gone for the neck

Nice to see you back NeedleMouse, hope you had a happy new year

Everytime joker fucks up: Batman: neck goes snappy cracky

Glad you’re back

Jokers neck: *EXISTS* Batman: "...and I took that personally."

Batman always does a backflip, snaps the bad guy’s neck and saves the day

Damn, never knew Joker got his neck snapped so many times.

Found youre channel a few days ago and i gotta say youre content is awesome keep it up

Batman doesn't have to kill Joker, he can "not save" the Joker from death. Technically he didn't kill Joker that way, but Joker shall no longer terrorize the citizens of gotham.

I like how this whole video is just “and he snaps the jokers neck”

I love the way you explain things, it's amazing

Everyone take a guess when the next joker will appear.

Yeah he’s back

Could you do a video about every time flash has killed someone

this music in the backround is amazing man ive been watching for 2 years

There is a time in the "Titan" series in S01E11 that the joker has killed Gordon and Alfred, so he decided to kill the joker and he did by stabbing him with a Batarang. I really recommend you to watch the series.

My favorite story of batman killing the joker is “The Killing Joke” although i am still frustrated about how the movie adaptation was ruined with a completely pointless scene that was added because the story is too short for a full movie

Glad to see you back man!

I liked how you changed Mortal Kombat 11 to Mortal Combat 11.

Alternate title: a dude explaining how batman snaps jokers neck for 10 minutes

I know this isn't apart of the video but i love how u put mk11 joker as some fodige

Needlemouse productions. I'm a huge fan of your videos.

Ive got a harder list "5 times batman kills joker without snapping his neck"

Since Tom King’s run has recently ended, what do you think about it.

Im honestly surprised that joker survived so long, given hes a terrorist rather than a criminal

Im kinda glad when batman went to turn himself in They just went “it was joker. Who cares”

Actually, I’ve heard it suggested that in The Killing Joke Batman uses Joker’s own toxic needle to kill him. So, not a snapped neck.

This is gonna be good

I really enjoy watching your vids

Love your videos

You uploaded again

3:10 robin’s balls get their own dialogue

“Every time Batman made a smart decision”

Man Batman really like snapping the Joker's neck

Um I think you forgot about batman the dark knight returns where batman & joker battle in a fair in the tunnel of love & you guessed it he snapped the jokers neck.

Needlemouse I have a video idea which lantern Corp should the Resident Evil characters should be in.

the damned art style is absolutely gorgeous

Great job

3:57 Batman on the left is dabbing

“Are there any other times you think I’ve missed?” I don’t know, but I think you should at least mention the one that you LITERALLY HAD ON SCREEN AT THE TIME. At least give it an honorable mention.

yaaay you are back

Great video. I realize from a story perspective, why the Joker can never truly be killed. In real life, though, while I get the "I never want to kill anyone. " idea, after the Joker's first mass murder, he definitely should have killed the Joker without a second thought. That would have been the truly moral thing to do. Now, I know someone will say, "but, if Batman kills the Joker, he will be poisoned by the Joker and become worse than the Joker. " Maybe, but probably not if he kills the Joker before he figures out Batman's rules.

Thank you for making this 😁

Batman: 👌🏼 Joker: What’s that? Batman: That’s a Neck Joker: *Fuckin dies from snapped neck

Injustice is my favorite. Bruce just comes out saying “I need to report a crime.”

The batman who laughs and the killing joke

If I’m gonna have a past I’d prefer it to be multiple choice

I love these videos

Yay you are back also great video

Since you included the injustice one that didn’t actually happen I think the finale of titans season 1 deserved a mention, when trigon puts Dick Grayson into some kind of hallucination where Batman killed the joker and is on the run from the police

He strangled the Joker in the Killing Joke, he didn't snap his neck.

i can imagine that when batman goes to court for killing joker, batman is pleading for a longer sentence while he is being given 10 minutes in jail just to make him shut up, and then batman beats up everyone regularly to extend his time and one he gets released he refuses to leave and even sneaks in just to keep on being arrested