I think that may be the most awesome piece of heavy equipment I've ever seen. I have a tear in my eye right now.

This is by far the most metal thing I've seen in a while. Brutal.

well, i know what i'm searching for during the zombie apocalypse.

Jesus, it's like an eraser for life.

Holy cow! That's some serious tree clearing right there! I didn't know a machine like this even existed.

I need one for the zombie apocalypse....

If only my Grandaddy had one of these when I was fourteen clearing his land instead of a whip cutter and a dull ax.

40 years to grow 20 seconds to mow

People get paid to do this... My dream job right there.

It needs to be pointed out...that these things are used to help create firebreaks, too. Also, that what USED to happened with organic debris, is it was dozed into a big pile, sloshed with diesel fuel and burned. So for those of you that are so keen on the environment, no; no tree should go that does not have to but if they do better they are mulched than burned. For the misled who worry about CO2 being released, better one diesel machine than a crew with smoky saws, a dozer, then a bonfire. Look at it as things getting better. And maybe soon, perhaps an even better approach can be taken...like companion planting or some efficient way to harvest and reuse all the herbaceous material.

This is how REAL men mow their lawns.

Finally, a humane method of execution! Perhaps our local constabulary may be persuaded to use this upon the riff-raff.

"Take 20 years to grow. Take 20 second to vanish". Denis Cimaf. Keep your hand off!!!!!

The Coen Brothers just found a new way to kill off a Steve Buscemi character.

Fern Gully would have been a much shorter movie with these machines.

I would have so much fun taking this thing to Sequoia National Park.

there is something oddly satisfying about this

I'm casting this wicked beast in the next Jurassic Park movie as the weapon of choice against any uppity-ass dinosaurs.

Somebody probably already told this joke but...... "Hey its Chuck Norris's beard trimmer!"

Absolutely amazed at how quickly it destroys trees

That was awesome, so productive and safe around power lines!

This is the Ultimate mulcher. Flawless.

I'm going to attempt to steal one of these when the zombie apocalypse happens.

Nhà nào cần cưa cây? 30 giây xong ngay.đáng nể chú Sâm Cao Ly (HynDai) có sáng kiến tuyệt vời

even more satisfying than the scissors being made!

These machines have put the entire beaver population out of business.

It's like having a real life Eraser from Microsoft Paint :-P

Would there be any identifiable trace of potential hippies chained to the trees once they go through this?

Классная штука ,я работал оч залипательно 😊

"Hello, JS Tree Removals" "Yeah I got a couple of trees need removing in my yard, about 35ft I think they're.." "It's done sir." "I beg your pardon?" "Look outside your window sir." "Holy fu..." "That's $200. Would you like to pay by credit card or by cheque?"

So can I borrow that for a day... I have some sagebrush that needs clearing and while this would be complete overkill I think it would be most satisfying.

this this is awesome. seen some of these clearing the sides of the road once before they expanded the road for making bicycle lanes.

Tree and gopher shredder I want one its a ultimate piece of equipment

This is severely cool. I wouldn't mind being the tree is I got to go down so epically.

That would be great for crowd control

I Need one of theese in my life. :D

Need to see this swipe through a crowd of zombies.

is this just your regular beard trim magnified 1000 times?

so for a small job, say 4-5 large, pine trees that are all within 100ft of my house, would this be an option? how would the price of this compare to traditional tree removal services?

Time to update my Christmas list...

Gawd, I would love to have this job!!

Yeah, I could use one of these to clear some trees from beside my house. I figure the job should take about 5 minutes with one of these, including moving the machine into position.

That was incredible!

Destructive, yet wonderful.

Came from Braille! Man those machines are killer!!

Great piece of machinery! Engineering amuses me.

The aliens drawns on plantations would reach a role new level with this toy.

They need to send a bunch of these to some rain forests!

Wait till Sonic defeats this Dr. Robotnik machine!

should of had this when clearing land for crops. all those wood chips flung everywhere would do wonders for the health of the soil. Before anyone gets butthurt 90% were invasive cedars we were cutting out and chipping them with a traditional wood chipper for compost. about 3 acres of firehazard joined 25 acres of farmland.

I want one of those when the virus finally breaks out!

What you all don't realize is they actually built this machine so Chuck Norris could trim his mustache.

Very nice, wish someone near me had one of these, I have about 1/2 acre pines and oaks to clear in GA.

this would be a perfect weapon if we ever had a zombie attack

u should make a spin-up compilation of all DAHs and some DAFs

Now that's what I call a hedge-trimmer! :)

So much for saving the trees!!

what was up with the grinding down of fully grown live trees? wouldnt you chop them down first and use them for lumbe ro rsomething?

Yeah, I kept hoping it would find DEEP and MASSIVE boulder! What an INCREDIBLE waste of resources!

Máquina Bizarra!

Use that machine on humans you could make more progress that way.

Outstanding machine.

C'est monstrueux !!!

thats insane, id love to have one, does waste a lot of good wood though

It's like an eraser for trees....

I NEED one of theses because reasons.

that would be bloody handy for doing maintenance work,

I enjoy watching these machines but there are more constructive ways to CUT A TREE DOWN

Best ASMR video yet

I need this in my life.

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatu salam kenal salam kompak selalu dari Medan bang, ikutan nyimak keseruan ya bosqu,sudah nempel ya bang paket komplit ya, mampir bosqu

Thats impressive

On a somewhat similar note, last summer I watched as parts of my old junior high school were razed by a couple of those crane-bulldozer things with big-ass metal jaws that were pretty much just ripping the shit out of the old non-brick built sections of the buildings. I'd never really watched those things in action. I probably would have taken one of these beasts shown here to the school when I was still going there if they'd existed 35 years ago.

Lots of comments about how this is wasteful. In fact, if it's left on the ground, organisms will eat it, nutrients will be distributed, and it will 'go away' naturally. If they have a method of collecting it, it can be used for LOTS of things like growing food or certain types of insulation .

This is an awesome machine

What brand is this attachment? What would the costs be for such attachment? If anyone has links please send!

ما لها سوق عندنا شركات احفر وادفن غير مهتمه بهذا الاختراع

blakmira own's this post for his advanced theorims on animal-human relations and their spawns.I can't speak for anyone else, but as a human I've been spinning webs all my life.

If I was the camera man, I'd be shaking too

Can i rent this for events that the "Westboro Baptist Church" might show up at? I'm assuming it can disintegrate moving 'objects' aswell?

They cut the rain forest back off the roads with this in my state. Love to what them work.

pretty awesome!

So the question is, what would someone with this type of machinery charge to come in and clear out 20-30 trees?

Unusually satisfying

wow! now that things got some serios power!

what a cool thing how often do you have to change the cutting things on it

Love the sound of the hydraulic motor getting up to speed

That's how Chuck Norris trims his beard

0:50 me savouring a restaurant breadstick.

I need one in my life👌

Now an even faster way of removing the rain forest. kool

tried using this thing to clip my toenails once before. Big mistake.

The biggest problem is the trucks running and polluting, which is minimal.. But these probably don't run very long.

I need this for mowing my lawn

That machine is crazy awesome. Munches on trees like potato chips...

Almost as effective at killing wood as my mother in law

"Forestry Mulcher" - Be honest, you people at DENIS CIMAF Inc. call this thing around the office the FUCK-U-TREE-NATOR 3000, don't you?

that was satisfying to watch

All I can hear when I see these thing devour an entire tree is "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM".

Wow. This is awesome