Explaining 20 Dokkan Battle units in 1 Sentence (Wicked Bloodline)
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It's a hard life being a STR Cooler stan. Every day, I face jokes and memes about no Guard or no Defense. Every day, Gohan stans attack me with "no defense" and "no SBR usage". Some in our ranks even fell victim to hype and converted to SSJ4 Gogeta stans. A few even went over to PHY AGF. Our numbers fall by the day. It's a hard fight. Our messiah, Kariru, keeps getting shat on for commenting on new Units. People laugh at him for praising Cooler. It's terrible. I can't sleep. Their laughter echoes in my head long after I made it cease by logging off of Reddit and shutting down my computer, lest I be plagued by more jabs related to APT. They laugh at me for using PHY Cooler. They laugh at me because I sometimes forget to pop an item and die on Turn 1. Sometimes I tell them, "His offense is amazing, he'll make up for it" and then they show me pictures of him getting beaten up or say his team will get murdered. Day by day, I suffer humiliation that I bear just so I can hear my co-stans tell me that no, I am right. STR Cooler is the best TUR, maybe even the best unit. It's terribly hard to go on. Those screenshots of Cooler not one-shotting keep me up at night. They even plague my dreams sometimes; I dream of a world where STR Cooler can't oneshot; of events that he cannot kill in unfailingly. The thought that someday, Dokkan may release an event where STR Cooler's support and guaranteed Crits are not enough terrifies me. But at the same time I know that such a time will never come to pass. Cooler will Crit all the Enemies I need him to. He will protect me, from the enemies in Dokkan and the Gohan stans on Reddit. It's a hard life being a STR Cooler stan.
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