"Did we just feel an earthquake?" That's God trying to stop this conversation.

Why is Connor simultaneously the most relatable and unrelatable person here, In some episodes I 100% agree with him, and in others I 100% disagree with him.

Every single episode kills yet another part of Connor's soul.

These are going to be the most educational 17 minutes on the internet.

Garnt: U earn the sex scene Me: He is talking the language of god

"I want my life optimized." You're playing an RPG AND watching hentai. How much more optimized does it get?

I can't believe that the degeneracy in joey and gigguk was so high that they began to imagine Celeste h*tai

"People don't deserve what they want" - Connor 2021

Y'all be sneaky with that ShindoL Emergence Metamorphosis thumbnail....

The disappointment on Connors face....

How tf is Connor the single one

"Getting back to Fate GO" Oh no not again...

Looking at the mix of contemplation, disappointment, and sheer unfathom in Connor's expression as the conversation goes on is hilarious.

Connor is so essential in this pod especially because most of these weeb culture topics are completely new to me, I’m just a casual anime guy ( I watch Maximum two at any one time) who is entertained by these guys. So I relate to Connor’s reaction most of the time

4:28 - One wants to be free from carnal desires and one wants to embrace it. Sounds like Anime Protagonist and Antagonist conflict right here.

Imagine you're playing like Dragon Quest and then you just think "Yo what if this had sex?"

I think this is the one occasion where Gant might have been convinced that Connor is actually right. He hears about Minecraft porn "maybe we have gone too far with sex games

alternate title: Explaining to a Connor What "Eroge" Are

"So when they're done it just goes back to being a regular dead ass game" I think Connor just described sex in real life.

the eroge from Alicesoft that joey was talking about is probably "Dohna:Dohna". -at the moment it is not yet translated- (Edit: it now has an official English translation), but other games made by Alicesoft are, like most of the Rance series(Rance Quest Magnum releases at the end of this month in English) or Evenicle (which is even on Steam) most of the well-known titles from Alicesoft are full-on JRPG with H scenes sprinkled in. I really suggest checking them out(the Rance Series is one of my favorite game series of all time). bonus fact at the end: all of the games Alicesoft made before 2000 are now freeware.

"Starts viciously taking notes"

15:48 moment is just gold. Straight out of a sitcom

"Going back to FGO" FGO players: Wait...You can actually leave FGO?...i thought it was a Myth

"The creeper has tits", that's the sentence that took Garnt's sanity.

It was at this moment that Connor realized his friends were more degenerate than he could have imagined.

towards the end Garnt looks like he's reevaluating his entire life's choices

12:44 Connor’s will absolutely crumbles XD

Poor Connor being surrounded by degenerates I feel sorry for him

Connor looked so disgusted by the whole concept of RPG and eroge. Poor guy XD

I kinda respect the fact how effortlessly Connor makes his life harder than it needs to be.

What Connor seems to be saying is that in his mind, Adventurers never fuck. And I don't know why Garnt and Joe are having such a hard time explaining that to him. I haven't played that game, but for me the logical thing would be, you're on an adventure, let's assume you're the Tank, and, as part of the story, you just have sex with your Cleric, as I often wish they would do in normal fantasy anime, because it's obvious that the hero and the cleric are in love, so the natural thing for them to do is stop at an inn somewhere, get a room and have sex. I really don't see the problem.

real men recognise the cover in the thumbnail and then immediately start crying again

Joey and Garnt agreeing about something while Connor disagrees never stops being funny.

The game is probably Dohna Dohna -Issho ni Warui Koto o Shiyou-, and the gameplay and art style looks fucking cool

Celeste: a wholesome game about depression and the journey to overcome it No one: Absolutely no one: Garnt: put sex scene in it

Conor's reactions are just priceless xD

we need a let's play of connor playing an eroge for the first time. even if it's blurred on our end i want to see his reactions

"Only Japan would do something like this" Connor didn't read "A song of ice and fire" (Game of thrones)

0:38 Connor is just so DONE.

3:25 this the most relatable shit I’ve heard all my life

Earning the H-Scenes is fucking euphoric, I tell ya.

"PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE WHAT THEY WANT!" Connor is hilarious here

For those that don't know about hentai Jrpg games, here's the run down: When you complete a side quest(doesn't matter which one) it would lead into a hentai scene and then when that scene finishes you get your reward and then move on. And in the case when you battle/defeat a boss or boss like character you would be given multiple choices that would then lead into what happens to that boss. *you can kill then *let then live *or you can f**k them

Bored of Celeste's story? Garnt the man who can watch the flat as a paper story of an Isekai can't get into the story of Celeste?

Garnts face when Connor describes Minecraft porn had me dying🤣

This week Connor tries to grasp that porn doesn't strictly have to have just porn in it. Card battles, dungeon crawlers, SRPGs and regular old RPGs, among others. You could probably cut the H out of Eushully game and people would still play it for the gameplay itself.

Hold on... Is Garnt complaining that Celeste doesn't have a story? That might be the weirdest thing here

"It doesn't matter what they want, people don't deserve what they want" - Connor 2021

Alicesoft's "Sengoku Rance" is one of the best video games I've ever played, and has no right to be as good as it is.

If someone asked me "What's an Eroge?" I'd just say it's an "Erotic Game" which is what it means anyway. Should make more sense then.

I think Joey's has the game "Dohna Dohna". I saw it and the art style looked way too beautiful! Hope it gets an English port soon.

I relate to Connor more everyday

This was honestly the best highlight I've watched from this channel. Seeing Conner and Garnt's minds being eroded was just the best 😂

Movies have sex scenes but I don't see Conor up in arms about that. An rpg is just a format of telling stories

This is the best segment of trash taste ever

Joey: Think of Persona... NONONONONONONONONO NOT AGAIN

This is the funniest highlight clip of the podcast I've watched yet😂😂😂😂 Connor the entire time is just peak comedy, we stan our monkee brain king

3:29 **Joeys look into camera** i sense sus

I'll just say one thing: "Be careful of what you desire. You might get it."

Story in my gameplay? "Confused Normie screams"

This description of eroge being auto played doujin with voices makes me think that it’s just like watching queen bee

Connor this entire video: “Why are we still here?”

Honestly, I am happy that there is this huge platform for people to talk openly about this kinda stuff I am so proud of this community

1:58 Joey- "eroge" yt's auto caption- "aero gay"

Connor: “People don’t deserve what they want” Capitalism: “and I took that personally.....”

I just love how every episode Conner just looks so lost like, like he’s just discovering a new level of weebdom from Joey and Gant and he’s so frustrated that he’s gotta get on that level to even understand lol

Connor’s really had a turnaround. He enjoys story now!

Conor really looks like a normie with some really weird friends just like my friends (I’m the weird one)

1:23 Conner questioning his life choices and stares into space lol

XD Connor loses his mind the more he deals with Joey and Garnt. I swear one of these days he will truly lose his mind. He’s too normie and the others are so degen lmao

the story of celeste is actually fantastic tho... its a really like well made story about accepting oneself and their identity, and for example if you are a part of the lgbt community it will hit even harder cause its more specifically and allegory for that as stated by the actual dev of the game. Even if you arent a part of that group though its just a really well built story that ties into the difficulty of the levels and the gameplay mechanics a lot. in short play celeste its fantastic

"it doesn't matter what people want People don't deserve what they want" That's some real shit

I love how Joey is explaining he enjoyed Eroge, yet last week he was trash talking Garnz for liking Oreimo 😂

Conor is just acting like an uncomfortable girl in front of whom two dudes are talking about sex

"I was out in Akihabara" I wish I could just go out. Stuck in the third UK Lockdown just want to go further than my local co-op.

Connor has yet to reach this level of degeneracy. And its beautiful seeing him tryna figure it out😂

I have never ever related to someone until Connor spoke about being a monk for 30 seconds.

I mean there are sex scenes in The Witcher for example, just imagine the game puts a little more effort and focus into them right?

Mass effect and Witcher does the same, they just don’t go in fully into the sex stuff.

I think Joey and Garnt might over explaining this. The easiest way to describe something like this to Connor (or any regular gamer) would be: "You know Mass Effect and/or Dragon Age? Ok, imagine those games, but it's anime, and the sex scenes are more graphic and happen more often." Or to go off on their Persona 5 comparison "Ok, think Persona 5, but the fade to black ending at the final romance scenes are replaced with full-on explicit H-scenes." Although to be fair, I'm not sure if Connor even play those games since they're quite story-heavy. He might've played them and skipped the romance scenes w/o knowing

Alternative title: Connor having post-nut clarity for 17minutes straight, without the "nut" part

As time progresses, I start to feel connor's pain lmao bc i dont understand this shit either

As a person what dived through he internet for a while, there are h-games where its more active like platformers where the "losing" or "winning" conditions depending the gender of the playable character is either them getting assulted or assulting monsters.

I'd wonder how desperate the Devs were if they included lewds in a game like dead cells and celeste

On a side note, is the eroge Joey talking about that Dohna Dohna game Alicesoft released like in Nov? That game actually looked pretty fun (reminded me like Darkest Dungeon because of the side view).

"Only Japan would make something like this." Never let Connor anywhere bear the Adult tag on Itch. Or the Eroge tag.

Okay seriously, please hold a stream or have a video series of Connor trying an eroge. His reactions would be priceless.

Can someone make an video just about connor being disappointed in joey and garnt

Connor: wtf is an eroge them: it's a visual novel with porn Connor: .......... why tf am I here

Connor's face expression: 1:30 9:06 12:49 13:33 (I'm with you Connor) Garnt's face expression: 15:49

10:26 this needs to go into a compilation of Connor moments. Like seriously, someone needs to make a compilation of the things that Connor just says.

"For 30 seconds you become a monk". I feel that. I feel that Con

The fact that the lads had to explain to Connor what it’s like playing an Eroge is both depressing and hilarious

Connor: Minecraft is a kid's game Pekora: But I do human trafficking in Minecraft though Pain Peko

Eroge is the equal to the word *GOOD SHIT*

I can't stop looking at Joey's sweater, I LOVE IT

I'm gaining more and more respect for Connor the more episodes come out

He is in denial

How they talked about Alicesoft and not mention Rance is astounding.

"was that an earthquake?" Foreshadowing