Season 2 Mega Compilation | Cyanide and Happiness

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@phoneaccount3434 2 ай бұрын

Dear Boys, Sorry I missed your big video. I would love to have watched it with you, but you see, I lost my phone last night when a bunch of clowns suddenly burst into my living room. They started juggling everything, causing quite the chaos. I'm glad you guys weren't there to see it! Anyway, I believe in you boys! I know you can watch the whole video and comment if you set your minds to it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

@CorruptedFamine Ай бұрын

Dear Boys, Sorry I missed the video. I was trying to watch this other crazy video about how the Boston Birds' coach missed his team's big game, it kind sucked, glad you guys didn't see it. Anyway, you guys got what it takes to make the video popular. Sincerely, Coach Murphy

@dumbanddumber7307 Ай бұрын

Dear boys sorry i missed this comment i was too busy with piracy i believe in you boys you can comment better if you set your mind to it . Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

@morigaena333 Ай бұрын

Dear Boys, I’m sorry I missed all the replies. I was kidnapped by Jigsaw and forced to set my eyes on fire, and then the whole building exploded. I’m just glad you boys didn’t see it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy

@squiddyanimations6617 Ай бұрын

dear boys, im sorry i couldn't reply to your comment, but i had to help my polish girlfriend to get her shark back from a pack of elvish ninjas. her sharks ok now but im pretty busted up -love coach murphey

@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119 Ай бұрын

Dear Boys, I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your comment. My teeth fell out and I went to the dentist to get a pair of dentures, but then I realized it wasn't a dentist at all. It was a hardware store. My mouth is now full of cement, and it's weighing me down and that's why I can't make it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

@Yormond857 2 ай бұрын

Railroad man unironically slaps more than most other songs

@guidingthelightbelike 2 ай бұрын

I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande? Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!) They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails. His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day. These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!) They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around." "Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong! Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock; Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell." The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!" Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!" "And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word." Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top... The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land. You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!

@RyanLeight 2 ай бұрын

Your not wrong tho😅

@Fireman_Epic Ай бұрын

@@guidingthelightbeliketyre? is that tire in british?

@guidingthelightbelike Ай бұрын

@@Fireman_Epic donno I just searched the lyrics

@Fireman_Epic Ай бұрын

@@guidingthelightbelike tyre feels bri'ish and also like if tire had a seizure

@MrValentineFunny 2 ай бұрын

There is no god damn reason for Railroad Man to go that hard.

@joshyoung1440 27 күн бұрын

...there are plenty of reasons, that is not how people talk

@nixbuising1750 25 күн бұрын

"Don't use the name of God in vain, that's blasphemous" -Probably the Tolerator

@DemonAltAlt 9 күн бұрын

@@nixbuising1750 don't be blasphemous.

@imachickennugget3966 4 күн бұрын

@@DemonAltAltno u

@fox_rblx9391 2 ай бұрын

We will always remember the "Railroad Man"

@giovanni-ch 2 ай бұрын

Especially the fact his work was useless, 'cause Santos Drummont is who invented the airplane

@mdach619 2 ай бұрын

"The Railroad Maaaaaaannnn!" 🎵

@guidingthelightbelike 2 ай бұрын

@jaopitiquinho7801 Ай бұрын

@@giovanni-chserious dude , this type of internet fight on a joke video

@giovanni-ch Ай бұрын

@@jaopitiquinho7801 This is not an internet fight. Has people that arre learnes in school that the Wright brothers made the airplane and that's wrong. That don't pisses you anyway?

@youssefhassan8085 2 ай бұрын

bruh that railroad man song fire

@hitmankitty_gaming5594 Ай бұрын

@dowan1rank Ай бұрын

“That’s what the railroad man said, his fuckin words”😂😂

@joshyoung1440 27 күн бұрын

Tell us you're a vapid zoomer without telling us

@ZC417_ 11 күн бұрын

Fr gonna redownload red dead 2 bc of this😂

@ulpinight5665 Ай бұрын

"I quit" 1:03:43 "I'm in" 1:03:45 - Detective Higgins

@xXoreosX 20 күн бұрын

Higgins was my classmates last name💀

@amazingaces4389 19 күн бұрын

He was a wild card in a drug bus

@sanford4319 2 ай бұрын

i like how in the war episode, in the end its literally turning into looneytoons for no absolute reason

@JennaMars4 21 күн бұрын

The betrayal in Hunk Fu broke my heart

@kostas9006 19 күн бұрын

An awful story to be told

@JesseGilbert-ll9lh 3 күн бұрын

I was so happy when they met each other again. And then i cried

@caldex1557 2 ай бұрын

gotta be a military grade police bike to handle his no leg day skipping legs.

@kailencollier1443 Ай бұрын

Military grade isn’t good quality 🤣

@caldex1557 Ай бұрын

@@kailencollier1443 never said good quality but resistant to withstand his power.

@joshuagraham1800 Ай бұрын

@@caldex1557military grade isn't resistant either, stuff breaks, constantly!

@caldex1557 Ай бұрын

@@joshuagraham1800 how are they even doing the tests for military grade? if it breaks easily

@joshuagraham1800 Ай бұрын

@@caldex1557simple, they say it's military grade.

@Neingrr 2 ай бұрын

3:06 13:39 45:45 1:27:01 Gotta love the way you guys animate asses

@RPGcat81 2 ай бұрын

Are you just editing your comment every time you see a new instance?

@targetida3999 2 ай бұрын

@@RPGcat81what's stopping them

@thelittledetailscr7231 2 ай бұрын

@@RPGcat81*asstance

@kiwimations2053 2 ай бұрын

@@thelittledetailscr7231instass was right there

@RPGcat81 2 ай бұрын

@@thelittledetailscr7231 damnit was about to correct you then realized the joke

@danielmiller4763 Ай бұрын

Funny thing is that the railroad is starting to make a comeback.

@lonewolf1300 Ай бұрын

Well, in the entire world, it was used as a main way for logistics and transport. In the US is a bit different since their main transport are planes ,while the railroads are mostly private.

@SeanWinters 29 күн бұрын

@@lonewolf1300Logistics is still a main purpose for trains, including private commerce of large products, such as coal and petroleum products. Trucks are used for short trips, a couple of hours from train to train.

@chrisdudedurian1305 2 ай бұрын

The plane in the first video must have been a Boeing

@user-vz4xx8lw7u 2 ай бұрын

It was like a 747 or a 707

@SubZeroXJ Ай бұрын

@@user-vz4xx8lw7uchances are the 707, Douglas DC-8, or Airbus A340 derived

@Jamlord2061 Ай бұрын

what are those ones that automatically made the plane nosedive on a sensor malfunction with the only manual control over it not being taught to the pilots

@U.S.A_America. Ай бұрын

ACTULLY, it’s out of commission, it crashed.

@Nairobin Ай бұрын

@@Jamlord2061737 MAX

@lilkell453 Ай бұрын

“Don’t use the name of our lord and savior in vain” killed me

@Striker3-1 Ай бұрын

That basball one is wild and the kung fu one😂😂

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Ай бұрын

I'm only just now realizing during the time travel segment that the narrator says "Hitler's don't just kill themselves!" and yet that it exactly how Hitler died 😂

@CHICKEN_Lord617 2 ай бұрын

The plane went down because it was a Boeing Max 8. 😂

@criticalblaster458 2 ай бұрын

I unfortunately don't understand the joke. 😢 Mind explaining a bit?

@abundant_wisecrack223 2 ай бұрын

The company that made the planes suck shit and are really flinsy abd poorly made@@criticalblaster458

@fwwaakyou 2 ай бұрын

Dark humor

@CHICKEN_Lord617 2 ай бұрын

@@criticalblaster458 There have been a few Boeing Max 8/9s that have gone down or have had safety issues. They are under investigation at the moment by the US government. Seems like they have cut costs quite significantly. One whistle blower claimed that only 3/4 of the oxygen masks were actually functional.

@soiledflapjacks1938 2 ай бұрын

⁠@@criticalblaster458a Boeing Max 8 went down

@TheCreatorNFE 2 ай бұрын

3:19 How the li'l old lady left just tickled me for some reason. 🤣😆

@erikat.6683 2 ай бұрын

How nostalgic. Watched all of this when it first came out years ago.

@ced-forgot-name 2 ай бұрын

Same

@Crillidan Ай бұрын

@Noone-hk1vf Ай бұрын

Crazy crossiver of the century at the end! (Also R.I.P the railroad man and his great tale and song)

@butterflystampede1945 Ай бұрын

The narrator dialogue really saved up on animation costs.😂

@ThatStrangeUnknown Ай бұрын

Dear boys sorry i missed the big game, but i had to get the milk!

@AvatarRaziel92 2 ай бұрын

His son must be the rollercoaster son cuz he could do the loop de loop,still catchy

@Fang.1 2 ай бұрын

Heck yeah! Was waiting for this one

@erikat.6683 2 ай бұрын

Same!

@coledowning2765 Ай бұрын

The very first thing being an absolute banger started this off right

@zpking1232 2 ай бұрын

Good I'm getting sleepy this will make me awake for another few weeks

@Dontmessboy Ай бұрын

NOOO BUTTSHARK GOT IMPALED

@martinst-louis5475 2 ай бұрын

That railroadman song should be on top of bilboard this is amazing job

@poornatejascp6134 2 ай бұрын

Hunk fu one traumatized me fr

@naamloos1031 2 ай бұрын

Did those single fire weapons just shoot automatic at 36:55???

@Jamlord2061 Ай бұрын

is that worse than speedy not Gonzales

@maxorsum Ай бұрын

the first one: GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE SONG JUST UNTIL NOW!!! btw funny vids

@JonnyUT1984 28 күн бұрын

OUTSTANDING!!!! That noise it makes when it fires/cycles is unlike anything out there!!!

@josevallejo8251 Ай бұрын

Railroad man was one of the best songs

@flashglb_369lb9 2 ай бұрын

Gotta love a mega comp

@elaynaaubreygonzo3744 2 ай бұрын

Why did this make me laugh so much 🤣 I didn't know about this rivalry

@redacteddata 2 ай бұрын

I'd unironically watch cop dads and the spinoff show, cop son.

@Uncle-Jay Ай бұрын

I must be as old as that man on the plane. When given a choice I will take a train every time. I hate flying and it isn't because it's in the air, it's because it's expensive, crampt and their overlays and stuff is bullshit. I traveled from coast to coast a few times via AmTrak and I loved it.

@e102g2 2 ай бұрын

Song was so great, well made Good Sir!

@Highqy 2 ай бұрын

The railroad man

@floppathegod9253 Ай бұрын

48:40 from an italian fan, it was a surprise see that they actual speak italian and even a good one, maybe the barist but then all perfect.

@Pandnn216 2 ай бұрын

Ballads are always fire

@cyrusjamessantos6039 19 күн бұрын

6:27 dang his feet so exercised

@TragerrRagerr 14 күн бұрын

Ngl "Railroad Man" is kinda catchy!

@stoagymahalo5268 Ай бұрын

Amazing transitions for scenes

@hellokitty5930 Ай бұрын

years later. i still chuckle at this and other 2000s youtube.

@gardenlifelove9815 2 ай бұрын

"You have been, tolerated!"

@ezeakiodarmey9448 3 күн бұрын

20:33 "Hilters just don't kill themselves!" I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that.

@robdisco9287 2 ай бұрын

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@gales229 Ай бұрын

👍

@johnnyfire8199 2 ай бұрын

nice sequences between skits

@musicandstuff3937 2 ай бұрын

The song is so good

@alienhiro1028 Ай бұрын

Finally it continues with new episode after 8 or 11 years only 12 episodes on season 1

@SamwiseOutdoors Ай бұрын

The music from the Fu Manchu fight scene made me nostalgic for Deus Ex. Well done.

@xxjoxesxxlol5822 2 ай бұрын

Just made my day 🥲

@guitary11show50 Ай бұрын

Bro shit make future brighter 😂😂😂

@vanhattfield8292 22 күн бұрын

Railroad Man has some similarities to Bender's version on Futurama... Good stuff!

@wernerporner2674 2 ай бұрын

the song in the beggining is awsome

@Memes-fp4tq 2 ай бұрын

Amazing

@ced-forgot-name 2 ай бұрын

Such a great song, beem a while since i first saw it

@AidansSten Ай бұрын

bro the tolerator is wild😂

@Communismisnoice Ай бұрын

They absolutely COOKED on The rail rode man

@TomassonJakob 17 күн бұрын

Jesus Christ Marcy 😂❤

@falcore91 Ай бұрын

That WAS a cool trainsition.

@fredrikesperud64 2 ай бұрын

Railroad man is on fire😎

@luckychong27 2 ай бұрын

How dare you upload on sunday damn

@ChildofGod1624 2 ай бұрын

It's Saturday 😂

@luckychong27 2 ай бұрын

@@ChildofGod1624 Shut up mine are different country I only got early

@I-suck-at-lifeOG 2 ай бұрын

@@luckychong27nun uh

@chichaos 2 ай бұрын

It's saturday🤣🤣 i dare you to tell me to shut up too

@ChildofGod1624 2 ай бұрын

@@luckychong27 are we in kindergarten who says shut up anymore 🤣🤦‍♀️

@cobaltprime9467 19 күн бұрын

I love the real “Dear Boys” letter

@iyiolaademola8456 21 күн бұрын

That butt shark episode is just all the ridiculousness

@WHaaaTT 2 ай бұрын

Ohhhhh yeaaaaaa baby

@TheWildBenjiOfficial 2 ай бұрын

Who knew being a janitor was that epic right lmfao

@zehooman6804 2 ай бұрын

Nice

@RocktheCpop 2 ай бұрын

The Wonder % is my hero 😂

@SmilingMothaHycker 13 күн бұрын

Railroad man is actually so good

@stoagymahalo5268 Ай бұрын

Still say the Tolerator is way better than PC Principle

@stevenfisher7828 4 күн бұрын

I could have sworn the railroad man was gonna invent the roller-coaster, but i guess that would have been too predictable for c&h

@Lyssaocoser 2 ай бұрын

I would love a fighting game with all the super heroes

@joelugatasdasdasd9088 Ай бұрын

I love that hunk fu story

@iamgerriah Ай бұрын

I WANT A LETTUH LMAO

@user-ki6ds4xj1g 14 күн бұрын

nah im not skipping leg days🤣🤣🤣that police officer is almost in every episode where car accidents happen😂😂😂

@slipperywhael1367 6 күн бұрын

At 30:10 the poker chips making up a swastika is such a hilarious little detail

@Vladit0r 2 ай бұрын

18:46 , wow, dude really wanted to be on top, he said he was into tying up not being tied up. Damn

@stevensrocks798 2 ай бұрын

Salmon boy is fucking adorable.

@packard_hj 2 ай бұрын

The Railroad man

@davidjohnson4171 25 күн бұрын

Wonder Percent is the hero we need.

@ElfVR970 Ай бұрын

sub to this guy he has worked hard and is underrated!

@leafatlas6098 Ай бұрын

There was a superhero Universe under our nose the entire time, and we never knew it

@amiyahbattle08 13 күн бұрын

Railroad Man = Dianasor Train 😂

@dinleywalters9067 23 күн бұрын

21:38 - 21:40 what in the synced to perfection is this

@ryanshaputis8079 Ай бұрын

Basically a johnny cash😂 i love it tho

@leafatlas6098 Ай бұрын

Crying into a Barfbag Yes.

@jrenaud 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE WAR ! 😂

@user-zo5fe2dz2l 14 күн бұрын

16:20 legend say that there still doing it

@randallpetroelje3913 2 ай бұрын

Wonder percent he’s my superhero I wanna be just like him when I grow up. Take out the trash, kick ass and take names.😂❤

@julius4335 20 күн бұрын

12:59 this part got me bro 😭

@SEGAjunky 2 ай бұрын

I wish this had ALL of Season 2. They are missing segments including the opening. I was hoping it would of been like the previous one where all episodes were together.