Exposing Crumbl Cookie

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8 ай бұрын

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@snickidy6947 8 ай бұрын

crumbl sounds like a dating app for people who want their lives destroyed

@mrjuanderfuI 8 ай бұрын

For only psychos

@OfficialCatsTTV 8 ай бұрын

@@mrjuanderfuI no OnlyPsychos is a different site

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

Nah that’s tinder

@strawberrychainsaw23 8 ай бұрын

i’m sure there’s a market for it

@Alex-jc1rt 7 ай бұрын

Sign me the fuck up

@why283 8 ай бұрын

I have type 2 diabetes and I can guarantee you WITHOUT A DOUBT I would lose feeling in both of my legs if I ate a single bite of that 😂

@ChiefVizier 8 ай бұрын

A smidge overrated. You aren't missing much

@treyw38 8 ай бұрын

could you end it with 2

@why283 8 ай бұрын

@@treyw38 id probably melt at that point 🤣🤣🤣

@maruwapofilms815 8 ай бұрын

how many to die.@@why283

@OnlySlams 7 ай бұрын

I’m also diabetic and I’ve been thinking about getting one anyway cause they look so good 😂 I’ll just take an extra dose of insulin the night before and maybe my coma will only last a few hrs

@mothastrud 8 ай бұрын

as someone who works there, it’s insane the amount of people who are regulars.

@taerikee 8 ай бұрын

Ozempic icing on a cookie is insane

@Amber-hb 8 ай бұрын

KZfaq asked how I felt about your comment 😂

@ohshesspicy1406 7 ай бұрын

I work at crumble, we literally put 12 pounds of butter into every batch of cookies.

@escitalopram15mg61 8 ай бұрын

160 calories are from the sugar and 360 are from the fat. Over half that cookie’s calories is just sugar and oil😭😭😭

@redSUPERMAN2 8 ай бұрын

Well yeah, that's what a cookie is lmao

@escitalopram15mg61 8 ай бұрын

@@redSUPERMAN2 yea but most cookies aren’t 800 calories per one cookie💀

@redSUPERMAN2 8 ай бұрын

@@escitalopram15mg61 tru, probably because they're larger. Can't break thermodynamics

@postverifiedlifestyle 8 ай бұрын

@@redSUPERMAN2Yeah i can’t understand why this was a video, seems pretty basic to me that big cookie with toppings = lot of calories lol

@cow8983 7 ай бұрын

@@postverifiedlifestyleyeah you can also buy this thing to cut the cookie so you are actually getting the amount of calories it’s advertised per serving- or cut them yourself. they are definitely big cookies, maybe some of them are more like a cupcake tho.

@bigwaffles 8 ай бұрын

We just watched Cody & Noel revert back into 12 year old boys with the poop jokes

@jessicasavage9782 8 ай бұрын

Oh… not me an my all female coworkers talking about poo and making poop jokes all the time. *blushes*

@yasmina88801 8 ай бұрын

that’s what i was thinking😭😭

@brenden3500 8 ай бұрын

every time I’ve had crumbl cookie it tastes like I’m biting out of a block of sugar

@erglove 8 ай бұрын

those chewing noises are absolutely feral Cody

@NoMoJo 8 ай бұрын

If feral you mean amazing incidental ASMR you'd be correct

@tylercolpitts6753 8 ай бұрын

Makes me want to end it

@mherrj 8 ай бұрын

Ew. Somethings off with you if you like the sound of chewing.

@NoMoJo 8 ай бұрын

Always been a little bit off and I know you're joking, but ASMR is a huge industry motherfuckers be scared to admit they like it. Honestly it's much more soothing when I'm tired I can't explain it. Just is what it is

@tyleralan1470 8 ай бұрын

@@NoMoJo I cant stand asmr when i wake up or during the day only when I'm actually already tired

@ThmsPtrsn 8 ай бұрын

That bit about skipping the video until they stop talking about diarrhea is EXACTLY how I feel when they talk about slot machines and gambling, cant relate to that at all 😅

@hannahpolen7395 8 ай бұрын

Last year I would go to crumbl with 3-4 friends and get 4 cookies. I’d take one bite from each and feel horribly ill. Delicious cookies but they weigh like 10lbs and cost way too much. I’ve only finished one cookie and it took me 3 days (blueberry lemon). My sorority sisters went feral for them and we’d all drive 20-30 minutes to get them as girls trips. I’m talking a type 1 diabetic, a celiac, and a vegetarian walk into a Crumble and eat a combined 50,000 cals of butter and sugar.

@XOChristianaNicole 7 ай бұрын

LOL

@sophiaamrine 7 ай бұрын

Icons

@joeypicone5814 7 ай бұрын

I have type 2 and always keep a crumbl cookie on me like a cyanide capsule in case I get captured

@MisterChubz 8 ай бұрын

I laugh the hardest when they just start joking about poop

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing this

@sniffs_ 8 ай бұрын

If poop jokes aren't funny to you there is something wrong with your brain

@yorklovesrush 8 ай бұрын

When Noel sounded so genuine and then came around caught Cody by suprise…I legit couldn’t breathe for a minute I was laughing so hard

@GodVessel 8 ай бұрын

Noel is absolutely ZOOTED 😂

@copperandgold4674 8 ай бұрын

“How much is 40 grams of sugar, 40 cubes?”

@thatbitch410 8 ай бұрын

how are they fitting so much damn calories in ONE COOKIE

@geraaa279 8 ай бұрын

I bought these and my teeth started hurting from how much sugar was in these things. Hopefully I didn’t kill the homeless dude I gave the rest to

@andreawillett4254 8 ай бұрын

i just saw a girl smash a whole box on tik tok

@connorcombs3691 8 ай бұрын

As a type 1 diabetic, these cookies will put me 6 feet deep

@emilyables5608 8 ай бұрын

TO BE FAIR they're delicious and i've only ever shared them with people, like each cookie is cut into 4 pieces like a cake, it's the only way to enjoy them or else yes you'd just die

@macabreromance 8 ай бұрын

When I buy from them I just cut them up and take little bites like once or twice a day and it lasts long af. Too sweet but yes.

@OtaconAmiibo 8 ай бұрын

Admittedly got my ass, I was the diarrhea skipper

@quokkawakka8598 8 ай бұрын

no bc why did i get an ozempic ad😭😭

@zachgearhart4020 8 ай бұрын

Mission statement is to single handedly build obesity and diabetes

@mattbrad34 8 ай бұрын

Posted just in time for lunch... Y'all want anything from Crumbl?

@alljustice 8 ай бұрын

I got crumbl because some of my friends were raving about how good it was. Was way too sweet. Made me nauseous

@gc146 8 ай бұрын

RIGHT it’s kinda gross even thinking abt retrying it makes my stomach turn

@alljustice 8 ай бұрын

@@gc146 YEAHH I seriously don’t understand the hype 😭😭 regular cookies are fine and they don’t attempt to give you a heart attack

@summers9052 7 ай бұрын

@@alljusticei love the actual cookies themselves but the fucking icing makes me wanna puke frequently

@bouncingeel8151 7 ай бұрын

Skill issue tbh

@dylanschang6386 8 ай бұрын

they're objectively not good cookies

@XOChristianaNicole 7 ай бұрын

I actually got Crumble this same week, as it was my birthday and you get a free cookie. And even though the cookies were excellent - I had a headache, afterwards (I ate a little over half of two cookies). I got the peanut butter chocolate tart - it was SO good; especially, frozen. It reminded me of the Hershey’s peanut butter chocolate pie, Burger King use to have. It’s fun to have the different cookies each week - even as someone who prefers more crunchy cookies, I can see the attraction, as these aren’t necessarily regular cookies, like the peanut butter chocolate tart. Though, after looking at the sugar content - I had to talk myself out of going back, this week, to try out the new flavors. Ngl, I think I’m gonna leave the app on my phone, so I can check back for when a cookie flavor really entices me, lol.

@alexandra4873_ 8 ай бұрын

Dude the TASTE like they are 1000 calories and not in a good way 😂

@sakuraqueen1734 8 ай бұрын

I have insulin resistance issues. I ate around a quarter of a cookie and knocked out 😅 I tried it a few times and it was definitely the cookie 🤣💀 They're insanely sweet 😬

@ryanmurphy2089 8 ай бұрын

You tried A FEW TIMES??? That’s really dumb you’d think after a cookie knocks you out you wouldn’t do it again.

@sakuraqueen1734 8 ай бұрын

@@ryanmurphy2089 I tried a few times to make sure it was actually the cookie and not something else I ate or I wasn't just really tired.

@luketesterman5425 8 ай бұрын

Idk which comments he’s talking about but 100% absolutely could put myself into a coma with this with type 1 diabetes. Also -that’s 40 grams per serving - so 160 grams per cookie. Not to mention those measurements differ per cookie too.

@kammbamm1896 7 ай бұрын

No cuz I skipped forward 10 sec to the part when they said “skipping forward 10 seconds” 🤣🤣

@adambashacting2814 8 ай бұрын

They should get some crumbl cookies, those cookies are huge and they give you a cutter to cut it into 4ths

@Skittlespillygog 8 ай бұрын

you mean quarters

@loveableheathen7441 8 ай бұрын

@@Skittlespillygogyou mean half eighths

@Skittlespillygog 8 ай бұрын

@@loveableheathen7441 half eighths would be sixteenths

@loveableheathen7441 8 ай бұрын

@@Skittlespillygog you're right, I mean to say quadruple sixteenths

@matthewrogersmusic 8 ай бұрын

Those cookies are really big, you really would feel full after one

@phanfinger 8 ай бұрын

My partner and his friends are obsessed with crumbl cookies. They are pretty good but I prefer my mom's cookies ahha. Whenever I have a crumbl cookie, I eat over a few days.

@DaPhreshestKidd 8 ай бұрын

Are they fat?

@nayasux 7 ай бұрын

the cream its 💀

@omnicul 7 ай бұрын

I buy 1 Crumbl, cut it into 8 pieces and eat it throughout the week 😅 I really don’t feel like they’re meant to eat in one sitting

@Rachel-hv5im 7 ай бұрын

I got type 2. The cookie wouldn't end it, but it definitely wouldn't feel great, and good luck getting your sugar back down after that. Hope you're taking your meds.

@averynonchalantsandwich5931 7 ай бұрын

I’m a type 1 diabetic and that pumpkin cookie has 116g total carbs which is what i and fellow Diababies have to look out for. (For context an Oreo is 8g of carbs)

@EdenResolve 8 ай бұрын

You could possibly start a class action for health concerns

@tamae0692 7 ай бұрын

as an employee we have a surprising amount of regulars along with people who sat outside of the store at 6:30am for our grand opening at 8am

@NaudVanDalen 8 ай бұрын

They have more calories than a whole pizza, which is much larger than any of those cookies. But chocolate contains an enormous amount of calories.

@martiijn 8 ай бұрын

no they don't. an entire pizza is like 1500-2000 calories, especially american ones

@izzycoyle5292 8 ай бұрын

idk what pizza ur finding thats under 800 calories

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

I don’t think that’s true unless it’s a small cheese only pizza… even then… sus

@olive872 8 ай бұрын

Where are you finding whole pizzas that are under 800 calories?

@blueanimul 7 ай бұрын

@@izzycoyle5292think he’s talking like the thin crust personal pizza, which is true

@jameslangstonevans 8 ай бұрын

These guys are always repeating each other's jokes in different ways and building on those jokes

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

Which is what we would call “riffing” Common improv comedy skill

@ItsJC-gu3jz 7 ай бұрын

yeah…

@brandonanelli5156 7 ай бұрын

everytime i eat crumbl it becomes harder to breathe 😭

@esme_melody 7 ай бұрын

noel's kinda spot on abt the skipping through the poop jokes TMG podcast listening experience lmfaoooo i'm sorry 💀

@davisdial3301 8 ай бұрын

i know the founder of crumbl, he’s actually a pretty cool guy

@clash9207 8 ай бұрын

Hey guys whats imsa?

@kozmik4848 8 ай бұрын

"If I put my shit in an ice cube tray how long until it sets up?"

@Bro-tl1ev 7 ай бұрын

I feel like I’d feel full/nauseous after just one bite out of that cookie.. how do people eat several??

@sorayarodriguez5924 8 ай бұрын

My gf and sisters love it 💀, too sweet for me

@squid3065 8 ай бұрын

cody looks like a park ranger

@callingcolleen119 8 ай бұрын

LUNCH TIME

@daveywood7138 8 ай бұрын

Wow noel really couldnt let that shit go.

@ryanmcgoldrick7076 8 ай бұрын

I’ve got type 1 diabetes but it doesn’t apply because he said type 2 :/ maybe next time.

@katelynstorch4248 7 ай бұрын

The worst part is they don't even taste good so it's a waste of calories

@Mooksz 7 ай бұрын

A cookie’s a cookie i eat it in moderation and i still like most of the flavors… definitely can’t eat more than a whole one at once though.

@kevincurrie6839 5 ай бұрын

They opened one up in a city north of where Cody grew up in Airdrie and it’s confused me ever since, BECAUSE LIKE WHY.

@T1Beetus 7 ай бұрын

As a T1 diabetic that cookie is a nuke 😂 you wanna count the carbs instead of the sugar bc it breaks down differently but 116 carbs is like eating 2 bagels 💥

@PabloDiaz-lm2it 7 ай бұрын

Imsa im sackin ya off

@PT1- 7 ай бұрын

I’m T1, it’d be over for me

@maverickmoto 8 ай бұрын

Depressed Mario “IMSA gonna kill myself”

@hiimdusty4846 8 ай бұрын

Type 2 sounding off in the comments

@soph1493 7 ай бұрын

7:36 i’m the 19 year old listening to this like 😐😐😐

@AazixUniverse 8 ай бұрын

40g of sugar is half a 591ml baja-blast. Now dont get me wrong, its a lot, but on an american standard, there thousand of products with x2 that amount. Calories are in the FATS.

@CassidyElizabeth09 8 ай бұрын

Why tf has everyone started talking shit on Crumbl after I just got on the Crumbl train

@GodVessel 8 ай бұрын

Because they are violently unhealthy and borderline dangerous

@TheBakuganmaster99 8 ай бұрын

Why do you want to eat a 900 calorie cookie?

@ari_40ari_40 8 ай бұрын

@@TheBakuganmaster99cuz its good

@matt6223 8 ай бұрын

They sell cookies on the train?

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

@@ari_40ari_40almost every cookie I’ve ever had that wasn’t freshly made is mid. I gotta imagine they’re super mid

@evelinabugaychuk7855 7 ай бұрын

I refuse to give money to crumbl 😭 i never purchase

@N.D._Kaye 8 ай бұрын

Hot Topic

@stefsizzurps 8 ай бұрын

I think it’s called wegovy

@kristinevans4654 2 ай бұрын

I regret trying to watch this. Really didn’t expect this to be so heavy on potty humor.

@steven3guenther 8 ай бұрын

I’ve opened 3 locations let me know if you have any inside questions

@lemongrassarch1432 8 ай бұрын

Do you guys not fully bake your cookies? It's been a rumor the reason they are sk soft is because they aren't fully done

@steven3guenther 8 ай бұрын

No we fully bake them! They are supposed to be soft in the middle but a lot of the stores don’t follow proper procedures, if they don’t let the new dough get to at least above 60 degrees and then bake it, it comes out how most people see it! If they do it right it’s soft but cooked inside

@lemongrassarch1432 8 ай бұрын

@@steven3guenther ah nice I'm gonna imploy that in homemade cookies

@yungtittyboy60 8 ай бұрын

why are you trying to kill people

@steven3guenther 8 ай бұрын

@@yungtittyboy60 America’s already fat, might as well make some money

@nocturnal_daydreaming1880 8 ай бұрын

These things r all over utah of course

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

Prob also consume the least hot sauce and most mayo in the whole country. Aka that place is exceptionally white.

@YaBoi-rp5gq 8 ай бұрын

30 seconds in and crumble can’t be as bad as that damn ice you’re chewing

@23Amulree 8 ай бұрын

expose that shit boys

@chasemcintyre5644 8 ай бұрын

IMSA. International motor sport association.

@OnlySlams 7 ай бұрын

Being diabetic fr makes you realize how often you just ate shit without checking the nutrition facts and makes you think about how many people do the same. The serving size is literally 1/4 of it I prob would end up eating the whole thing if I didn’t look it up first

@alexweeber2688 8 ай бұрын

IMSA King

@NaudVanDalen 8 ай бұрын

You've heard of suicide by cop, but have you heard of suicide by cookie?

@frozendogfood 8 ай бұрын

"Cricket shakes and turd sandwiches" oh hell nah

@gc146 8 ай бұрын

Ngl crumbl cookie is kinda bad like I tried to like it since it was hyped and it does look really good but it tastes so bad like pure sugar no flavor it’s just wayyyy too much and idk how anyone can enjoy it im over it after a single bite

@b.r.v.8609 8 ай бұрын

They really don’t look great tbh like I’m sure I would eat one and enjoy it a but for the price and how unhealthy they are I would choose something better for sure

@Mrcamo4499 7 ай бұрын

I think have to be a Mormon to open a crumbl. Kinda like chick fil a

@joywolf83 8 ай бұрын

I'm sure for the diabetic people it would just put them in a coma

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

So it’s got medicinal purposes. Interesting.

@ryanbutler2033 8 ай бұрын

Watching this while eating a Crumbl cookie…

@krusher181 8 ай бұрын

711 hotdog better value for your money. #notfinancialadvice

@randomosity423 7 ай бұрын

y’all I’m nauseous from a medication and i keep skipping through and catching cody pretending to be the audience skipping through 😭 mocking me

@spjr99 7 ай бұрын

I dont get it and im not a hater. It just all looks gross. They are half baked and just sugar

@meredith_mar10 7 ай бұрын

Hot take: crumbl is not that good

@reeseneedsanap8989 8 ай бұрын

men and their poop jokes

@blahblah50014 8 ай бұрын

felt

@radhiadeedou8286 7 ай бұрын

Yes Noël, you can make breast milk popsicles

@jacksonlaframboise6257 8 ай бұрын

Imsa. Well, the a is prolly association or some shit. S could me sport. M could be motor. Indy motor sport association? Or like, Indianapolis. Or. International. I dunno. Now imma google it. Damn it. It’s International motor sport association. For some reason, I was leaning towards Indianapolis.

@siriplaydopethrone8973 7 ай бұрын

That was not what they were trying to figure out tho :D