WAIT I ASKED FOR THIS

Fun fact the tree at 1:47 is probably a sand box tree. A tree known for its spikes, poisonous sap, and its fruit which when ripe explode sending little seeds flying up to 150 mph in all directions

Those yransparent frogs have adapted to the modern life, now high school student don't need to disect them to look at their organs!

3:48 HELLO- *add plays* Me: *laughing in mind*

The "Weirdly Sitting Dog" isn't that weird. I once looked after a Labrador that sat like that because she mimicked her adoptive owners sitting mannerisms, so she sat like a person would. It was funny because her pink belly was on display, ripe for the hand taps

I feel it important to let you know that immediately after the “creepy picture with cave noises” bit I got an add in spanish with a mariachi band. Which was personally perfectly timed and hilarious

43:00 its a fruit from a tree, if you cut it open it has a nice smelling odor that spiders hate. If you find them cut them open and put it in the basement or attic to deter spiders.

dave is such an optimistic narrator that these feel like memes

1:02 Is it bad that I saw those and my first thought was “AMONG US”

1:50 , Ah ! A sandbox tree ! My favorite tree to lay against and sleep on while my skin gets ripped and torn off of me like pulled pork !

3:52 gave me a heart attack

2:41 damn thats some talent, 10/10 am impressed

0:37 pretty sure thats actually a weird face beauty thing, not a phone mask, JonTron did a video with something that looked like this thing

I love how me and Zach have the same feeling about crying babies.

Noticed the time stamps in the desc were a little screwed. Here are the fixed ones . David | THOMAS NO : 00:00:00 Zach | come sit on papa's lap :) : 00:09:14 David | run : 00:20:28 Cougar | i'm so scared : 00:29:55 David | would you? : 00:41:17

"The Truth About Turtles" by Shel Silverstein Dude was on some real good drugs, I swear. Most of his poems were nightmare fuel and I actually had one about "Where the Sidewalk Ends"

12:26 the cicada army. That kid is going to LOVE Warhammer 40K.

15:05 I know someone who lives there. I visited them when this happens. These creatures have no mouths. They cannot bite you, but they coal the side of buildings so it looks like the siding is black instead of bricks. It happens at my house, but with Boxelder beetles. Every autumn, our house is not blue, but orange and black. Sleep well! :)

21:48 THEY LOOK LIKE A PILE OF SOOT SPRITES OMG THATS SO CUTE🥺🥺

6:45 it hurts my head, it keeps changing from human face to dog and back

24:50 no. what ACTUALLY infuriating is that the horse ISNT *YOSHI*

FUN FACT: The bridge in India is called Jacob's Bridge and is said to be haunted by the millions of people who fell off. When you cross this bridge people say that they can feel hands of the dead pulling them down, towards the edge of this bridge.

8:46 * tries to walk forward * The light: * not moving closer * * starts trying to run away * The shadows: **intensifying as if instead of running forwards like you’re trying to do you’re running backwards**

That harpy eagle is a a big species of owls and it’s still terrifying but it’s not aggressive towards humans

14:00 "Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now."

(6:26) To answer that, that's because schools are a public place so seeing them empty gives off an aura that screams something's wrong. this setting is very popular with silent hill, you'll be shocked to find an area that wasn't a public place.

6:50 I saw the face for .1 second now I see the dog

21:05 the worms are making a portal

1:02 BABY AMOGUS

“The Six Nations(Vlogs, News, Music, Memes, Reaction, Gaming) all lived in harmony. But everything changed when News Nation attacked. Only the OGs, masters of all six elements could take News Nation down. But when the world needed them the most they faded out.”

12:00 Reverse funeral. Uniting people instead of taking them away... And you're all alone with pictures of your friends

0:07 I know you probably know nothing about Thomas, but that's Edward The Blue Engine

8:16 I liked to think as a kid that this was a mini alien with 6 legs your welcome.

25:00 oh my god that looks like the stretching room in the Haunted Mansion. I LOVE IT!

31:15 When you said that: my Google mini said something and it terrified me.

6:42 Look at the bottom left corner of the dog's snout. You'll always be able to see the face now.

6:40 I saw the face for a SECOND and then I lost it and can't find it again. I feel like because it said that they couldn't see it anymore caused me to lose it like a subconscious reverse psychology trick or something. Regardless the human brain is weird/cool.

23:33 *insert the coffin from the Haunted Mansion saying "Let me out of here" over & over again right here*

1:05 no one has realized that the babys are actually real life among us characters.

16:20 you ever watch toy story? They're not statues.

I'm f word scared

15:40 That would be put by some People as a Rake sighing

51:45 cuz of childhood abuse i had extreme temper and rage issues and both my grade 1 or 2 class and a place called ledger house a great place i stay at during the summer for some therapy and stuff also had 1. the staff would also give u a professional back massage for 30 min each night with massage oil. some of my best memories there, aside from my temper tantrums which goes without saying locked in a padded room with a steel door or rampaging about hurting ur friends, i choose the padded room. u get to keep ur friends and even if everything was fine after, the guilt is 10x worse.

14:25 nope kill em all. X-files already showed what something like that will end up like.

3:30 that looks like Kane pixels backrooms level where he went into that neighborhood.

29:27 you see on the right we have our goats, Sally ,and Mally and on the left we have BARTHOLOMEW LORD OF DARKNESS

27:01 I think you forgot that Trypophobia

Is no one going to talk about the notes he hit in 2:44, he has some real skill there. 😎😎

If you see the shadow next to his nose you can see the face, his neck chin looks like an ear and his frown looks like an open mouth

01:03 that looks like a AMOGUS 🤺

20:54 I'm not sure if it works the same for worms, but for ants when they do this, it's usually because they've lost track of the queen, or she went missing, or other scenarios where the queen is not present. If this happens, the ants will go into an infinite feedback loop where they follow each other's pheremone scents and run in a big circle until they all eventually starve. It's- it's truly very terrifying.

Watching while eating Edit: shut up I corrected it, get a life

Your voice is oddly terrifying

1:05 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Ghost face should probably have that mask it would free up a lot of hand space

2:40 OMG THAT SINGING WAS BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T

29:45 "oh no, it looks like your dream crystal has been infected by the power of darkness"

My bedroom when there was no stuff yet was like a horror storry

The baby's with the baby gas mask looks like those little crewmate pet from among us lol

When I looked at my door, I saw nothing, but when I looked again, I saw the face

Jim Carry is a national treasure, saved movie studios millions on CGI.

9:46 A PERFECT CUT BETWEEN THE LAGGY WIFI AND THE CHICKEN DINO

17:53 me at home watching Netflix be like He do be vibing tho

32:38 Those cooling towers aren't exclusively in nuclear power plants. You can find them in some coal, oil, or gas power plants

2:40 those notes were awesome

so zach is the one who's been causing my brain to unconsciously change the way I say 'water'

10:15 she wants to squeak to your manager

42:04 think we might need a few more “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE” lol.

9:07 "And that's how uncle ben died"

That chicken-saurus Rex is not scary it's a masterpiece ✨✨✨✨

47:14 Shoebills are usually docile and wont hurt you,despite sounding like a gun and looking terrifying

5:48 that ant look likes like it came from a cartoon or something

29:11 the snake is Like: NOOO! IM BEING EATEN BY MY PREY!

9:47 ambush (from doors) in real life be like:

At 43:05, the item is called a monkey brain. It is was prehistoric fruit and was used to be eaten by mammoths. But, now they fall to the ground and just rot. I know this because they grow in my backyard.

7:11 Bro my man got drip

28:46 Oh god NO! It's too late to save that thing...

28:46 I don't know what beehives look like, but I do know they don't look like wasps nest. So that's clearly a wasp nest.

I saw the "Deja vu" sign for the second time today... ...This was my first EzPz video of the day. I saw and my soul left my body.

That mask isn’t to be phone free it’s a rejuvenating mask that uses electricity

23:06 that’s not a tea Rex and its arms are the right size because that’s the arms of that dinosaur

23:57 Okay, THAT is just creepy.

“AND YOUR SOUL, GIVE IT TO ME FOR MILKY TREATS.”

8:07 *grabs pigeon* pigeon: wait, no *yeets pigeon to brazil*

18:30 POV: You ate 10000000000 Airheads in under 1 second:

good to know ezpz and emkay are aware of eachother

ok, that snowman is a definite "Calvin" snowman....

1:35 "shoulda listened to us about your cars extended warranty, John"

1:20 bro put the brown in Charlie Brown 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I'm on the highway to hell that part got me laughing😂

Doctor gas mask: came from a horror movie Baby gas mask: AMONG US

16:14 Man got the sharingun in real life

0:50 uuuuuh... about that- The spiders here have elemental powers.....

Why did the Thomas the tank engine get me to laugh so hard😂😂

0:49 that was a beauty product I think back in the day not a phone. If I recall correctly it was used for aging using some type of red lights.

World record, I’ll definitely never broke it ever again. It was the This guy, a divorce metal every one metal with gave the world like you did like £100 of motorway, fake

WHY IS THHIS SO SMOOTH LIKE WHAT 😭😭 46:45

The one with the spider in the sprite killed me I'm drinking sprite

Y'know the weird thing, about that face/dog picture? I'm legally blind, so things already sometimes look like other things through my vision. I know that's not a great way to explain it, but as an example, I once saw a row of flower pots and thought they were pumpkins. Not shaped ones, just normal terracotta pots that were just far enough away that they looked round and orange. The reason I bring it up is; once he said there was a face in the picture, that was all I could see. I had to look away and then look at it again to find the dog. I think one of these days, the wiring in my brain is going to start a fire.

A clouder of Black cats look both scary and cute at the same time