Aftercare is a very important aspect of bedroom funtime ;D

​@Frostgiant According to a youtube video i watched showing how terrible of a dom is Christian from fifty shades, after care is necessary especially for the sub who might feel shitty about the whole s and m thing.

I strongly suspect that’s a euphemism. A “very special hug.” Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more.

@@octopassi2528 ...link?

@@octopassi2528 Watching a video about a BDSM book from a guy named Dom

If your man wont even do that for you he aint a keeper

Turns out he was just a sub the whole time and didn’t know it

Except for the part where he literally ate two women alive... Other than that, yeah.

Considering the kind of monster she herself turned out to be (she went from shepherdess to royal dom), that was a wise move on his part.

@@reyonXIII how is she a monster?

Continuation Head Canon: On the other hand, the Ghost Princess are super nice to the Lindworm's giving them remarks like: *Oh you're so beautifull and charming, we wish we wre your mommies, but at last not all of us can be lucky enought to find a magical witch to save us and be married. Isn't that right, peasent girl?* *At least I'm alive and not a childless ghost hag* *At least we still look young!* *At least I didnt die virgin!* *Why are mommies figthing, dad?* *...I will tell you latter*

code E221, we've got two ghosts haunting their alive husband and his new wife

"You ate me." "I was a dragon."

"Hmm. Dear, what do you feel like having for dinner?" _"Princess, maybe-"_ "PORK, PORK SOUNDS LOVELY, DON'T YOU AGREE."

"I *said* I was *sorry!*"

Aftercare is an important step for a healthy dominitrax relationship

Is milk play a thing already?

@@TheMewtata to paraphrase the castle staff 'don't ask questions you don't want the answers too'

@@TheMewtata If you can think of it, there's probably someone somewhere who's into it.

Don't think to hard about it.

Sometimes you just have a bad case of the munchies.

So much for birth control...

Supposedly pregnancy cravings can be a real bitch.

Yeah, that....may be Red's version. She tends to sanitize myths to keep her ratings safe. IRL, a queen being childless would be grounds for her to be divorced.

EXACTLY like sex

I want... no I NEED a whole version of the song sung by red.

Red, please release an full cover.

^This.

Red, PLEASE PLEASE release a full cover! The world needs it!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

4:37 is best. “I can’t wake up!?!”

Queen grew up in comfort and safety. Shepherdess had seen some shit.

@@MogofWar tru dat

i mean, magical worlds like these you could literally walk outside and get eaten by a goddamn dragon so like.......

I also like how the old woman straight up just appeared out of space, and time to provide advice like she teleported out of nowhere

Darkplace Kung Fu hands at the ready.

@alida flus That would not have been a fairy tale in "hide your gays" medieval Europe.

@alida flus See that version makes more sense to me.

@@andyknightwarden9746 Yeah, but it’s still fun.

@@festethephule7553 yeah, in the way that you would think eating both flowers would result in a son and a daughter, even if the daughter starts out a lindworm

@@andyknightwarden9746 There’s a tale of lesbians in some Irish(?) tale. I forgot the name though.

Yessss

Spoken like someone who knows! Thank you for pointing that relevant fact out.

@@wendychavez5348 or has read Stjepan Sejic’s work Sunstone. Come for the kink, stay for the characters.

@@positivelink6961, that works too!

@@wendychavez5348 I've been staring at this comment for 5 minutes now, and I honestly can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not...

Forget movie protagonists, they've got more personality than most *people.*

@@seemo5789 I really want to say you're wrong. I really do. I just can't tho

@@seemo5789 I won't say more but the second one definitely seems like a very lovely and forgiving person. Those people are so nice to be around.

O O F

@@seemo5789 there's a hypothesis in neuroscience called the "Cognitive Zombie Hypothesis" or something similar, that states that most people or a large percentage of humanity aren't actually sentient, and have just learned behaviour that makes them seem like people and who actively live out their lives not making a direct decision once, as mental zombies holding society aloft with effectively slave labor without knowing it. Do you know someone helplessly stuck in a stressful job with no hobbies except for t.v. watching and barely any personality? They might be one, and because they and their ancestors were able to live out their lives without evolving true sentience, only learning behaviour from others, they never needed to evolve sentience, and never did.

Yeah I was under the impression it was supposed to be two onions as well. Not sure where the roses came from. The story kind of loses its "poetic symmetry" or whatever without the onions. Still a very entertaining video nonetheless.

Oohh. That definitely gives it some kind of logic

He is probably defending the kingdom from the other 2

Technically, Red implies the second prince is the bait. King: I have a son that needs marrying. Princess: (sees handsome human prince) I'll take him! (shows up, sees Lindworm) King: Ah, I see you've met my son. Princess: wait, where's Prince Handsome? King: Oh, I didn't say he was the one you were going to marry.

@@PartigradeCannon That's Awesome oh my god

second child syndrome

That's because in the original story there was only the Lindworm son. Lang who's book became most popular took a fair amount of liberties.

Oh my god

I fucking lolled

nooooo

That line is hilarious!

LMAO

Didn't this guy need 10?

Don't forget the whip. We got in this situation because the queen didn't fallow the old lady's directions

A man will eat 2 wives before going to therapy.

SAY IT FOR THE BOYS IN THE B A Q Q

Why would I consider therapy when I can just forget about my feelings and be an edge lord?

"I occupy a very specific location on quite a complicated Venn diagram." "...Venn diagrams are my fetish."

Moral of the story: Aftercare is important in a BDSM relationship. Oh, and probably listen to ominous warnings

this got me lol

I imagine having a were-dragon as the kingdom's prince is going to turn off the other kingdoms from invasion, since, you know... Dragon.

Really, they're gonna want the CURRENT king and queen's heads, since this is all their fault, ESPECIALLY the queen's.

I mean depending on how close the other kingdoms are you could just say they died on the road or something, maybe even say you already caught and executed the bandits responsible for brownie points.

The lyndworm prince may very well still retain his powers, apart from flight and breathing fire, if he's leading the army, all they have to do is just follow through the gap that is the carnage the prince leaves behind.

@@kaischreurs2488 there's a book where that happens sort of, Princess of the Midnight Ball, retelling 12 Dancing Princesses, where a LOT of kingdoms are like "our sons went to your kingdom to answer the shoe question and died, time for war."

wonder how many fairytales were born from servants trying to explain their masters' fetish gear

So your saying red riding hood is a furry?

@@danjudex2475 There’s a large group of fairy tales like _Peau d’âne_ (Doneyskin), The She-Bear, _Allerleirauh_ etc (Aarne-Thompson folktale classification type 510B) which would be rather more fitting.

@Soft Squishy Ducky little red riding hood was a warning for young girls not to stray and be vary often strange men. The wolf eating her was an allegory for sexual assault. The “stay on the path” is both literal about the woods and following the right path in life. So it could have the shadow of furry on it, but a very dark one

"I thought eating them was how a dom was supposed to behave!? I didn't know what else to do!"

@@Jikkuryuu don't look up "vore", ever, I beg you

So THAT'S how GoT should've played out

Best take.

i hate this i actually fell off my chair reading this oh my god i just woke up this is too much

Yeah saying you got dominatrixed into a human is hard to explain

Four weddings, two funerals, and a crazy night in bed.

Colin Whitfill To be fair, a "Don't eat two or else you'll get a dragon for a kid" would've helped a bit.

@@jenneacubero1036 I mean, yes, but also, if a witch gives you super explicit instructions about what NOT to do as part of whatever thing you kind of have to assume that Terrible Consequences are implied.

@@wppb50 True. At least in Greek Mythos, oracles are too vague to know what or what not to avoid. Fairy tale characters don't have much of an excuse.

Yeah, can't have been easy to hold back snide remarks about goddamn royals who think they know better than her, a literal fairy tale witch.

That's the "....yup, figures. Alright-" approach

Who wouldn’t want to party wiþ a fucking dragon þey also have great music taste

Parties with a dragon are the best parties. Also, that dragon is their future ruler. You would not want to upset you future ruler (who is also happens to be a *dragon* ) by any rudeness, would you?

The King: "Now, listen, my son is a bit sensitive about his appearance. So I want you all to treat him as if he is normal. And if you don't, well, let's just say you'll find out what happens to his first bride."

i mean tecnicly it was four times, that boy still has white glowy hair, so i bet my but he has this whole arc about learing to controll his dragon powers

from what I've heard, Norwegians are always down to party

Im guessing this is innuendo for they had fucked?

All Reds are Best Red

It is absolutely amazing and hilarious.

I couldn't stop laughing throughout. xD

Agreed

I know right the singing is alway great.

in my country we have a saying coined specifically for such brilliant comments that goes : "ptdr"

@@MisterNicNacNoc what does it stand for? I assume it's an abreviaton?

@@7OwlsWithALaptop pété de rire I guess. It means lmao

@@7OwlsWithALaptop it's a french slang term i believe. Carries a similar feeling of lmao or pmsl (pissing myself laughing)

tbf the best bdsm involves seven dresses, a whip and a boatload of milk

Wait, what video was the "Banging 10k princesses" from?

@@mixis1931 Krishna, I think.

"Magic is like Skyrim modding" is a pretty apt metaphor for how these stories usually go, actually. Do it right, and it vastly improves everything. Do it wrong, and _freaky shit_ happens.

She actually had the male flower second and that's why the twins were boys I'm guessing the magic just messed up and made one a dragon/snake

First rose set the "child" flag to 'daughter'. Second rose caused a value duplication error where the new variable got set to "son" but the existing "daughter" one got incremented past its allocated memory and wound up pointing to "lindwurm".

@@yetanother9127 Try to game the system, unless your following a guide, your hubris will be your downfall

except she ate the female rose first

same

My next novel

Roseborn Alchemist: Siblings Forever!

I was expecting the worm to pose as the daughter of some other king and eat the son

And then they would get married.

"Look dude, If I'm gonna get eaten, I better be PACKING those cakes up as a final meal"

I guess you can say it, breaths you to life.

Her cover of that song is such a mood

The SOUND I made when I heard it XD can we just. Get a whole album of Red's covers? Please?

It was awesome.

It woke me up

Odin probably would enjoy a joke with an 18-year payoff so long as it included some wedding night BDSM

@@williamchamberlain2263 facts, Munin recorded the whole thing!

Well all roads do lead to Odin, after all.

Taking an arrow to the knee just seems so tame in comparison.

@@juke9674 this is going straight into Odin's epic prank compilation

She is the nicest.

I mean she coulda warned the queen about the flavor or the princess about the new kinks.

I mean, maybe she's genre savvy as well as being a witch, and just wants to see how weird they can make it even if she tells them exactly what to do.

Big difference between a Witch and a Hag, lot of people don't get that. If Tia Dalma is a witch, (albiet with a swamp voodoo schtick) then if they are more evil and less attractive, that is generally the tell tale sign of a hag

For those folks saying she could have warned people about the downsides. It could be a little tricksy not disclosing major effects. but a kind and wise old woman might have had the grimoir or teacher she learned the information about the stuff prior didn't disclose the information about the Lindworm but did have information about dealing with lindworms.

Of course. The girl's a Shepherd. You don't know rage until you've made the unspeakably horrid mistake of angering a Shepherd.

@@keeganpenix9483 Or the Son of a Shepard!

Probably seen some shit while alone on the hills with the sheeps

@@alisaurus4224 Most likely. She'd have probably needed to deal with all kinds of predators deciding that the flock looks tasty.

Can confirm, shepherds are flinchy Source: 6 months of shepherding

you think he just kept eating his brides so his brother could never marry?

In one youtube video I saw. The queen just couldn't decide and just ate both disregarding what the old lady told her

@@MeMe-nn8lm And she got two sons in the end anyways.

@@shadenox8164 I really dont understand why the Lindwurm is a Male too

I mean roses are p tastey

@@lucasking4739 I agree with you there rose are pretty good

I cAn’T wAkE uP!?!

Omg that ending was the best thing ever

The second voices were an amazing experience tho, therapeutical as fuck

I mean to be fair, he’s also basically a snake.

This comment is gold......or should I say silver. I apologize for posting this...

For some reason, I'm now picturing this peasant girl dressed in what looks to be a massive dress that puts Marie Antoinette to shame, holding a whip, posing like a dominatrix, and gazing at us, the viewer, with the most Yandere face imaginable.

@@ironlynx9512 yes

Nice

Love is blind

@@tytantin1442 and very morally grey

I think the implication is that being the lindworm made him act like that so it's kind of like he's a different person

it was a different time

She can change him! Literally!

You mean: "Oh, harder Mommie, I've been a really bad boy."

Lindworm Prince: Step on me! Shepherdess: ...What? LP: STEP ON ME!!

Hey at least the aftercare is sweet

Imagine being the guard getting the whip.

@@vicenteabalosdominguez5257 *~Oh myyyyyyy~*

Maybe they were just relieved they weren't being married off to one of their cousins.

“I must warn you, though: I am a massive maneating dragon.” “...eh, no one’s perfect.”

Hey, some ladies like a bad dragon . . .

How progressive

@@jasonblalock4429 No. Bad. (proceeds to spray you with a water pistol)

Hehehe 1k

"This isn't actually part of the ceremony, I just had a spare bucket of lye."

The lye was to dry out and crack the skin. Whip was to rip the skin. The milk was to exfoliate the final layer gently so that the removal prosses didn't kill him.

@@MogofWar i more laugh when the lindworm is asked to remove its skin as she removes the layers and he just says yes. Like not even questioning how to remove its skin or anythin

@@ilopominecrafter Well, some folk misconceptions were that Snakes could shed and redon skin layers like clothing... And even thought it was actually known that molting was actually a one-way process, shedding skins like suits was a well established mythological motif by that point.

Don't eat flowers in Norway. Got it.

"sweet home norway"

Wouldn't surprise me if the two fairy tales from the same region with the same plot point about flower-eating had some kind of shared history.

There's a Hellboy comic that talks about that one.

Hellboy adapted that story and I always found that version to be oddly sad and beautiful. I won't say why exactly for the sake of spoilers, but it definitely doesn't include much of a happy ending.

Oh, i'd watch that movie just to see how Disney does the "totally kosher bedroom funtime" and the "Whipped back to shape"

@@barbaragarb9453 They could probably get away with something like "Why don't you dress for bed?"

@@BJGvideos Maybe replace the whip with something like a training sword or something.

@@barbaragarb9453 There's another version of the tale where the prince shedding his last skin turns him into a human, no whip or milk required. So they'd probably use that one.

​@@timothymclean😂 they definitely will use the other one

And that's how ogres are born...

thanks, i hate it alkzjsdkx

You could say that version had LAYERS lIkE oRgErS!!!!!

Oh my gosh wait I’ve heard that version!! I thought it was ridiculous because an unpeeled raw onion is even grosser than a normal raw onion

lol i just posted about this, i must've missed your comment :B

"Why do you ask questions you know you don't want the answer to?" By Panic! At the Disco

To make soap you mix some kind of fat with lye water. I don't know how it would work with milk but maybe that has something go do with it?

@@michaelrosenberg6528 By Fallout Boy, Featuring Panic! At the Disco

@@wildcardjoey4776 Fair, I deserved that lol

@@michaelrosenberg6528 milk is fat emulsified in water by protein, you can make soap out of it and people do.

What’s the name of it?

What’s the comics name

@@officerdont5691 Bride of the Rose Beast

Actually i was thinking exactly that may be the reason she It the brides He dont wanthed a BRIDE she wanted to be a a bride...

I read that comic!

I died laughing.

I revived laughing.

I stayed the way I already was laughing.

I laughed laughing

1/10. Blue wasn't in the background yelling "save me!"

It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

@@dopplereffect9246 yes it’s beautiful

We need an OSP soundtrack album

I was listening to this while walking my dog and it took everything I had not to burst into scream-laughter the second she started singing. Holy shit she sent me

So metal!

I actually like this version more...

That would explain the lindworm having to peel off it's skin several times to become human.

This one is probably closest to the original form of the tale. Roses became more popular in much later fairy tales ...so ...many ...roses.

I was actually about to say that I don't remember this story until you pointed out the differences. Lmao

This one makes more sense in so many ways lol.

Hopefully he gets his own fairytale somewhere else? After all, now that the dragon-prince is married, his brother can leave and find his own bride, right? That's what I'm going to tell myself anyway!

So that's where the non-descript wandering prince comes from

Yeah, I love when that happens.

What a twist

Since he can't get married until Big Bro Lindworm does, I want the version where he's trying to be his wingman.

As though he were a sitcom father telling off his son for throwing wild parties

"But Daaaad, human flesh tastes delicious!"

@@team10leader1 Son? *stock canned laughter* Dad? *stock canned laughter* Where's your bride? *stock canned laughter* What bride? *stock canned laughter*

I just relize can you eat roses? If so I am curious how, and what they taste like?

Who knew that eating a flower would lead to giving birth to a fire-breathing lizard?

@@dylantennant6594 there's a lot of flowers you can eat. Rose petals and violets are often used as edible decoration, but you can also eat dandelions (the whole plant even, IIRC) and many others. You can even get rose water and I've seen syrup for lemonade for it in an international market store once. Do your homework beforehand though, because some flowers are poisonous. Most won't kill you but you'll have a bad time.

Yeah, the twin scenario is a different Norwegian fairytale. It’s called Tatterhood and it’s great. I highly recommend you look it up.

Interesting, I will have to try it some time. That sounds quit pleasant in an natural way. And trust me I know. I live in a part of the world where fox glove grows naturally. I have scene people accidentally ingest some and it’s not a good sight.

Does depetaling a rose count as metaphor?

@@junjunjamore7735 I read that version too, I thought depetalling was going to be a stipulation.

Like ogres, lindworms have layers lmao

That is the version I read too. Also instead of whipping the lindworm after the shedding of the skins the shepherdess had to tackle the lump of flesh that was left of the lindworm and scrub it harshly with water and a bar of soap until the lump of flesh was completely gone and the prince's human body was revealed. This apparently took all night, and by morning the girl had scrubbed away all the lindworm flesh. The two brides before the shepherdess were not princesses but peasant girls from the kingdom.

But does it _really,_ though?

Underrated 🤣

Thassa good moral. XD

Yas🖐️👏🙌👏😂😂😂😂

fuckin solid man, had a good laugh😂😂👌👌

Greatest moral of the story I've ever read

Putting it in that context, the hug makes so much more sense. First a strip tease to tantalize and presumably tucker out the partner, followed by some whipping and mild humiliation (I'm not sure how else to explain dumping milk on someone's face), followed by some gentle hugs. One Heck of a wedding night.

@@josephperez2004 does this imply that the way to make monsters human is teasing, femdom and aftercare???

@@jinkiesjunko I mean, maybe? Disney's Beauty and the Beast might be a really sanitized version of what really happened in the castle...

@@josephperez2004...

@@jinkiesjunko ... Someone make me a parody NSFW comic of that story of beauty and the beast >:)

You are unto something

I mean BDSM would probably not hurt some royal marriages

@@krspaceT1 The strength used is the key

@@whafflete6721 and what shows more strength then some healthy BDSM?

"Dad, why is there a whip in a box under your bed?" "UUHHHH I UHHH I USED TO BE A DRAGON"

I was saved by the power of cuddles And some weirdly specific BDSM kinks.

I don’t want to know what milk play is although I can piece it together.

@@fist-of-doom487 Ditto, man. Not even I'm into that shit

No joke? Some species of roses are actually edible if prepared the correct way

@@iceluvndiva21 really? That’s cool!

@@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Yeah, rose jam exists, as well as other desserts that add roses.

@@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Roses actually grow a type of fruit called a rose hip. Rose hips are used in all kinds of desserts and can be made into jam or marmalade. There is also such a thing as rose hip soup, which I am really curious about what that tastes like.

There is another version of the story where she has to eat magic onions, but she's so excited about having children that she eats the first one without even bothering to peel it! It tastes awful, so she carefully peels the second onion. Prince Lindorm has to shed his skin in the same way that you have to peel an onion before you eat it.

Wood Carver!!

@@kittycatkyla2344 Choose your fate!

More of: "Oh you didn't like that one? Don't worry son we can get another"

Any scientist can tell you: "One experiment is no experiment."

"I thought he would be full after the first one."

1 is a coinkidink, 2 is a pattern

Dang, I want both of these now.

Or it could have been since the queen ate the red rose first that set it up for boys to be born but since she chowed down on the white rose that was the one that tweaked the… order (? 🤷‍♂️¿) like adding in just that little bit extra flower power was what changed everything around

It’s kinda his fault though, it’s not like the queen exiled him or anything. He was born and promptly ran off while his mom was still processing “I birthed a dragon and then a normal kid, wat”

@@thesquishedelf1301 I suppose there might have been more to that. Obviously she wasn't giving birth alone (being the queen and all) and we don't know what the midwife thought about a serpent. Or the queen herself, for that matter. I could imagine at least someone's first reaction to be "OMG a lindworm, getitoffgetitoff!!!" and then the lindworm just flees all the hazzle (and possible beating)

- hunting bears for food Still beats being bored out of your mind within those castle walls.

@Medium Grey Girl That explains the manners, but its still the queen not going after the lindworm

Ironically, there is an Italian Fairy Tale about getting milk from a lioness.

I like how there's a fairy tale for everything

How to milk a lioness ... carefully

just find a very lonely lion and promise a good time

Me too!

Which of course includes aftercare

And she asked him to remove the skin, which he agreed to! Consent Is Key!!

Yeah I like BDSM B: Bible D: Discussion S: Study M: Meeting

@@countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926 or in this case, Betrothed Dragon Snuggles (at) Midnight

Oh mood

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Hilda is..the best show. Kinda weird it took so long to get a second season but still.

"Girls don't want boys, girls want social anxiety dragons."

God I want to be that Lindworm

In the two other kingdoms, there are now queens lamenting that they ate the damn white rose.

with double entries, no less.

Disney: Casually washing away the context of those stories then turnin up a profit

@Ivan Vozjakov the issue is that Disney makes those stories very difficult for anyone else to adapt into something new, even though they're public domain. Copyright law is a bitch.

@Ivan Vozjakov I'm not saying what they make is necessarily bad, I mean for example, I like their movie Hercules despite the laundry list of historical and cultural inaccuracies in the movie including the freaking title. I'm just saying that if Disney sees a way to profit off a story, they will take action.

@Ivan Vozjakov Well Disney has been making remakes of their golden years sooooo

it’s the most jarring shit and it’s so funny dhfhkdb she’s rlly good tho :)

I love it so much, my guy, you don't understand!!!

She sounds so surprised: I CAN'T WAKE UP?!

2003 called, it wants its meme back!

I was not expecting this