I love how the entire ASMR community has seen these clips at one point or another, lolll 🤣

My professional recommendation is that you buy more products...

she says the same thing in every video but I still love these for ASMR

Sorry lads can't make it out tonight, my pigmentation is shite.

"If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business."

Lmao she asks what’s people’s concerns and then she uses that to make you think yeah, you’re right!

Thatl be $350 please

I always wonder when people talk like that what their real voice is like when they're having general conversation with family or friends lol

On every video she asks the patient what they think is wrong with there skin when she starts feeling the face the client tells her and then she goes right I can see some of ..... whatever the client thought was wrong with their skin

So the pretty lady massages your face while telling you all the things you should buy. It’s honestly one of the smarter get rich schemes I’ve seen.

Can someone make a loop of this. Come to this video every now and then to help me go to sleep. Perfect unintentional ASMR.

she is the used car salesman of the beauty industry Also how to divide 3 things by 14?

‘Have you ever had a face mapping before?’ No AcTuAlLy NeVeR!!

This is lowkey asmr

She might as well be chanting magic spells. All she did was repeat whatever the client said to her while trying to cop a feel. I'm amazed she didn't pull out a crystal ball

I love how in every one of these videos the person getting their face mapped seems amused when she puts the magnifier on her head!🤣👏

It’s only 3 mins long but this is a great asmr vid woweeee

I've seen all her videos over and over .. and you know what.... I don't think she actually washed her hands 😦

I’d like to see them do a face mapping session with a clown in full makeup.

I bet her snake oil will help with that pigmentation and dehydration

I wasn't going to watch this but I saw the word Australian and had to click. Love accents!

Lol facemapping "Hmmm let me see....I can see two eyes..mmm... one nose, aaaand yeah definitely a mouth as well, it's gonna be 2000$"

I watch this series of videos to fall asleep...asmr as fuck! Lol

I'd fall asleep, I can't resist soft face touching...my favorite ASMR 💯

This lady needs her own channel.

At the start, she says one of her main concerns is hormonal breakouts, then at 2:40 she completely wings it 😂

Do you still need daily spf if you never go outside. I'm very much so an indoor person and I only go out at night to party. I do wear spf on my face when I plan to go outside though (more than just car to store).

I love this Doctor .

Great job

New subscriber here in Philippines. I like to watch your channel

I need that headgear. lol.

I’m worried about gremlins touching my face.. yeah I can definitely see that the gremlins have been touching you

Thank you. I love this video

its a shame that the average american, much more the male in fact, doesn't get access to or take the time for this. Just listening to the dermatologist, makes me realize that these specialists know a lot about health by just looking and feeling the face. If all of us had this, we would be a lot healtheri AS WELL as happier. I am kind of ugly and not depressed about it. But i RARELY use facial protection at my job and why shouldn't I? just because males are supposed to be tough, doesn't mean that we shouldn't do like women do, and take care of our faces!

You have to have your eyes closed so you can't see the daylight robbery

I thought the title said, “face palming”

i was wondering why im getting colder, and its my back heater cycled off

I AM NOT A BEAUTICIAN. Why yes, you actually are. G'day, good face!

3 minutes of care and $200 in products along with a $150 bill later.

That tshirt a skin therapist isn't a thing and she's defo not a dermatologist either. So your a beautician yes

What did I just watch... and more important... why????

Am I mistaken or does pigmentation mean tanning?

It’s time for another set of these videos

Isn’t face mapping a pseudoscience?

What's the patient's name? She's cute!

Patient is hoooootttttt

I like her T-zone

This is where women go when they get bored, like when men go to the pub.

I’m not trusting any “skin therapist” who still believes that chemical sunscreen (which their brand of sunscreens are) should be the last step in any skincare routine. Chemical sunscreens should be applied on clean, dry, bare skin for optimal protection. This is because it will have other products in its way, so the sunscreen can’t thoroughly absorb into the skin. This results in subpar UV protection. Only physical sunscreens can be applied last. This has been known for several years now. The only people who still believe this are folks who get their information off magazine columns or internet articles found off a Google search. Although I must admit, the more pseudoscience or false med information that’s provided in a video, the more relaxing it seems to be. Thank you for this upload. There’s a reiki facial video by scarlet hawk here on KZfaq, and it puts me to sleep. I would love that on a loop without the loud sounds from her putting her stones down in the background. There’s also a video from the belated James Randi here on KZfaq. It’s broken up into 2 segments. It’s called “My Fortune” part 1 and part 2. The intro and outro always wake me up, but the scam artist fortune teller has such a soothing voice.

I recommend coal tar :P

holy sales pitch

Relaxing zzzzzz

1:09 somebody's' being butt dialed

Ive watxhed this since it came out, but ive only just noriced that the audio isnt synchrinised.

I AM NOT A BEAUTICIAN....I AM A FAILED TENNIS PLAYER REPURPOSING MY SUMMER HAT

I love how these people don’t use gloves and touch their entire face with the dirtiest parts of their hands. Great job.

I feel like all this skin care stuff is such a scam. I mean really is there a difference between a regular moisturizer and eye cream? If you think there is are you sure you just haven’t fallen victim to the influence of the beauty industry convincing us we need 100 different products to look beautiful and ageless? Lol 😂

The model's name is Geneva Vanderzeil

Here just buy this....short and sweet.

Just make 100 of these face-mapping vids. Same thing each time. Sit back and get rich off of the monitization. However, it can't be deliberate asmr; has to remain unintentional.

Dummy question - what does "wearing SPF every day" mean? I only know sun creams with high SPF, but if I asked for SPF in a pharmacy in Hungary they would look at me like I was a weirdo :D Also, I am not putting sun cream on my face that I would put on my body... Can someone please help or recommend such an SPF product? Appreciate :)

Who else noticed that the first intro picture has the 14 zones pointed in it.....

Can birth control make spots worse or better. For example some do some dont.

God bless you and World y a los que amamos el mundo entero bendiciones gracias por tanto amor y cuidarnos de todo mal a los que amamos el mundo entero bendicioness gracias por tanto amor ser mejor persona orar mucho 🥺❤️

Concerned with pigmentation. Jesus...first world problems

Why are there zones?

I don't know what I like the best, the vid or the comments. 🙈

I come for Asmar

Cant go out tonight Aw why? My pigmentation is fucked!

I AM NOT A BEAUTICIAN.

What a scam 🤣

How did i get here?

1:32

I tried watching this for the ASMR but then go to infuriated by the bullshit

Such bs. She's fine but she recommends so many products. Obviously wants her to pay for as many pointless products as possible. But people are also stupid for believing it lol

LEGS!!!!!!

They are both cute

She needs a navy camo. You know, for war.

facemap eric lynch

People talk about how bad the economy is, listen to just how many products this woman is talking about using. The economy is fine. Yes, certain markets have spikes, that's just something that happens. Freak outs is what leads to depressions.

Declotage!?!

i think that if women would stop putting all the crap on their face they do their skin would improve dramatically after a while.

$$$$$$$$$$$$

brooks

I like her t zone

What if I don't go out in the sun much? Why do I need spf? Coconut oil is the best natural spf.

so basically the girl has such a nice skin because she doesn't put all that chemistry on her face, no wonder why men have better skin than women :)

Zoern = zone

I think she doesn’t know what she’s talking about and just making it up as she goes along ….😅

Wtf is she doing?

I can tell you have skin with my stroking... so you need all the skin products.

What the fuck is a "deckalatauge"?

i am farting with fire

Doesn’t mean shit if you don’t let the neck be free

What is this?

Non....stop...up....talking..... Kill me.

What in the fuck is a t zone??

I thought this would end with girl on girl action.

That accent is like the pengest munch

What a scam