2 sandwich guy has reached nirvana

what i've learned; Karl has a +5 to his charisma rolls

I absolutely love this first story. Those same douchebags used to order pinot gris instead of pinot noir from me and get upset that it isnt red. Then of course i must have heard them wrong... yeah ..

I love the line "I am very sorry, it was my job to sell you more stuff, and i was very good at it"

I love the two sandwiches story Sometimes, you do just need a second sandwich

I used to work at a liquor store. The vendor who sold Moet was one of the most jaded dudes you'll ever meet. When i asked him how that champagne is pronounced, he shrugged and said "I pronounce it MONEY."

Thank you for spreading the Moët truth as a former high end bartender it still to this day gets on my nerves when people mispronounce it!

I worked at a certain international Tex Mex chain and we had a tequila we sold for $20 per shot and my sales pitch to young couples on dates was to list off all the tequilas then say “oh we also have Don Julio 1942, but it’s $20 an ounce and I can’t even afford that one”. Made the sale every time.

Shout out to the guy who convinced Karl that he wasn't committing adultery in a hotel room.😂

I laughed so hard at the 2 sandwich one, that guy is a legend XD

The second sandwich is a revolutionary idea. Its almost as good as second breakfast. Plus as someone who has worked in sales I am thoroughly impressed with Karl and his technique of malicious kindness. Creates a pleasant evening for the wife and gets to relish in the frustration of the miser.

The two sandwiches bit is kind of like "second breakfast" from LOTR. 🤣🤣

Never mind that 2 sandwiches is a great idea, that is my new phrase for sometimes you just have to prepare ahead and take care of yourself regardless of weird social conventions, and then be content. Sometimes, you've got to have two sandwiches.

That purple tie is a vibe 🎉

I had to comment about the sandwiches! I have been getting funny looks from friends and store clerks for ordering two sandwiches for over ten years. I feel so justified right now. Thank you!

Second sandwich guy knew what was up. Gives me the same vibes as 18-25yos realize: "I'm the adult...😑 which also means... 😐😯😲 I can have ALL the cake! WHENEVER I WANT! 😃" One day, I'm gonna buy myself a birthday cake just because I'm craving it. 😋

Upselling to people who can afford it: literally my favorite thing to do at my job. I work at a music store and get people always buying $3000 guitars, but trying to squeeze every single penny from me. So I make up for it by "throwing in" a cable, strings, cleaning cloths, humidity packs, picks, and other silly things that are pretty much all profit. In all reality, I discount the guitar very slightly and charge 100% on all the accessories. End up making huge tickets with tons of small items and puffing up my stats. I love it.

I've worked in the restaurant industry for years. You waiters are a different breed. I couldn't ever deal with people like yall do it blows my mind. They would've be thown out the window for the more mild things i hear about them saying to my people.

When I worked in a restaurant, the owner obviously wanted to get with his manager so badly, he set up competitions to praise and reward her. He once did “who can sell the most bottles of wine” of this particular brand. It was rigged from the start, as the manger would do wine nights and be in control of who had access to what supply’s. The winner would get a meal out with the owner himself. Like I said he was desperate for a date and more with his manager. When I started my shift, she had already sold 12 bottles and no one had sold a single 1. But much to my delight, this really rich man came in with his family to celebrate a purchase of a new house. I ended up selling him every single one of those bottles and made out I was getting them in just for him and no one else would be offered them. He gave me a £200 tip that night too. When the owner found out I had sold them all and won the competition, he cancelled it and said it was never real and was all a cleaver ploy to get us to work harder. This was like his 4th competition and every time the manager won (through it being rigged) she got the prize...

wow, Karl freshens up really well.

I love how the northern/southern elite/plebeian dynamic is completely swapped between the US and UK. 😂

Karl goin high risk high reward with his server experience lol, whatever worked I guess.

Hospitality is rough, hope everyone who are still working the floors and tables are doing alright and remember to take breaks

This, the Skeleton, Action Man and Karl around a campfire....with allot of Alcohol!! 🤣😎

My mom a bar tender in the French quarter in New Orleans,on a bad night she would make $150 in tips but Friday/Saturday she would bring home $1,500 each night

now i just want a video series where karl walks around bullshitting and scamming people like a street performer.

Brad's *really* channeling some Donnie Darko talent show interpretive dance realness there. 🤣

Karl always looked like one of the blokes who'd go out and have a smoke with the kitchen staff.🍻

The suit goes hard

plot twist: karl has trolled everyone with the moët thing

This is what it looks like when you put all your points into Charisma and Wisdom

Sandwich guy is a legend 😂

im american, please dont change a thing, i honestly dont get alot of the cultural references. so i google em. funny content and makes me wanna educate myself more. love the work guys keep it up!

idk what the ending was but it worked. its the first time i can recall i actively listen to a donater list.

that first clip reminds me that Karl's genius is on another level

15:00 it is super easy to upsell to people, by reading the situation and "reminding" them that they WANT this.

You mean to tell me that not everybody knows about the second sandwich thing???

This has nothing to do with the video but I recently played the mass effect trilogy because of this channel. Chefs kiss

He is now known as the “Wine Witness”, “The Wine Shark”, or “The Wife Charmer”.

Karl clearly plays fallout with his charisma maxed out this man got a silver tongue got them hooked in this deal

We may never know who was this man, who was so wise in the ways of sandwiches. His wisdom is at least preserved forever.

This is awesome also cleaned up well

They didnt ask for a hero but they still got one, good on ya Karl 🤣

Thank you! 💝

The two sandwich guy found the secret to true happiness.

I used to do the 2 sandwich thing but with 2 cups of tea so I didn't have to get up and make another one when I finished the 1st

Bro just big chilling in the back at the end😂

That end bit was brilliant! 😂

The spicy mug prank golden, really touched your American

OMFG, the Patreon bit fucken KILLED me!

Those day after 6 inchers are legendary

As much I love the klassic karl with a beer outro, this is fuckin' hilarious for its parody of "serious" patreon outros. Brad holding a pint next?

Damb don't get the clam chowder if karl is serving 😂

As an American, we are born knowing about the second sandwich revelation. Literally anytime I get fast food, it’s one meal, and then one lil extra sando

3:19 I worked at a pier carnival for a summer when I was 15 and I got in trouble for calling people in and when they talked back or got witty at me I tried to turn the dart game into a bet with no real stakes and they would come pay and play and if they won I gave them the prize and like coffee change and if I lost and that was hard because I got good with the bad darts and learned the game because I could play for free, a one time bet didn’t hurt to bad if I lost but the owners got mad when they heard me banter with a huge group of young adults one of who was a hockey player with my sister so at that moment it wasn’t a random group lol

God these make me so happy

I abso-frickin'-lutely believe in Sometimes you just have to have two sandwiches... do it all the time myself

Love this videos

That first story was gold.

What I find funny about the "fake £20 note" story is that even if it _was_ real, paper notes haven't been legal tender for nearly a year now. (yes i do know that the video originally came out in 2017, i still find it funny)

What a nice suit

Caaaaaaarrrrrl, that isn't a tip, that kills people.... Caaaaaaaarrrrl

This episode was so funny

I respect the shit out of Karl

Maybe its just me but the stories are just so aggravating for me because it reminds me of the few times I used to save up to go to some fancy place and the waiter just tries to upsell me stuff and won't take 'no' for an answer and eventually I have to tell them that I can't afford anything outside what I order or I will mess up my budget.

I LOVE human psychology.

Walked past Karl on the street. Probably thought I was a weirdo because I just sort of looked at him. Barely recognised him at first. So by any chance Karl does see this, sorry if I came across like a creep, it just took me a while to realise it was actually you 😂😂

13:44 You just reminded me of one time when I upsold a hamburger patty at mcdonalds. SO, I'm sitting there, 5 hours into a 3-11, bored as shit on back cash, when my friend hops on the headset and dares me to upsell a reg patty (patty for non-specialty i.e. angus/bigmac burgers) at some point in the shift, bets me 1$ I can't do it. I say easy money and take the bet. Next guy that comes through, orders a mcdouble meal and a milkshake, I ask if he's got any plans for the night, maybe he might want a mcflurry or something for later. He tells me no, he's just gonna watch whatever sports game was on that night with his dog, maybe have a beer, but he doesn't like ice-cream. So I say ah yes I understand, read back his order to him to confirm I have it right, and ask "by any chance, might I interest you in a reg patty this fine evening?" I had to explain what the lingo meant of course, but he says yes! He says his dog would love the treat, and I made sure to mark in it the POS system as a no onion patty, because I don't think dogs are supposed to have onions. I never got the 1$ from my coworker but I've since used the experience to leverage my up sale expertise in an interview and got the job :D

Reading through the comments, I am quite surprised a 2nd sandwich isn't more common. I always order 2 sandwiches and have for years. 1 is just never enough.

Funny as always. First time seeing Ashley. Thought she had big glasses and was short, like a squat librarian.

Karl is the type of person who is the reason I don't dress up in public.

I think this was my favourite video yet

I'm so happy to see this video! Apparently a week ago I dreamed that Karl had unexpectedly committed suicide like so many great comedian before him and I was heartbroken think it was real until I this video was suggested to me! Please, I want to go back to dreaming about B-movie versions of my tsunami dreams involving a mafia owned steam powered boat pizzaria, let me out of this realistic dream hellscape!

Today Psychologie with Mr Karl Smallwood

£40 in tips sounding good is funny. I’m working events in the US rn and I’m making $30h/r with around $500 a night in tips. Events are easy fucking money.

I also used to work for an agency at a racecourse bar. I was good at it, but the bar manager wanted me to stay on his bar and I think they only let attractive women work the champagne bar (I am neither attractive nor a woman) so never had this experience. I definitely saw people ordering champers that was far beyond their means to impress women, but they usually weren't the posh twat type. The bar I worked on was for people who had the second cheapest tickets, so not the complete riff raff but also not the really rich people. Generally more of a middle aged crowd. Maybe I would have gone up to a better bar or even a box if I'd stayed there but the agency contact went AWOL and I moved to another city to avoid the job centre forcing me to do unpaid work experience (despite having a job, I still had to go to the job centre every week)

That first story either ends in you getting money, or you getting fired

I really don’t get the 2 sandwich guy. I’m a greedy prick so I just eat 3 sandwich’s at a time anyways. _so revolutionary_

We know. But nobody who drinks Moët actually pronounces it like that (i.e. the correct way).

Pretty sure the two sandwich guy was Jesus.

I did not know you had Jack Black on your team.

wtf hahaha silly outro was genius

“30th birthday is crazy”

Understanding psychology can make you seem unstoppable.

Yeah can I get one of your chicken wraps? "I'm sorry, but did you mean a..." then named off everything we have on our menu involving chicken, none of which is specifically a chicken wrap because that's an entirely DIFFERENT RESTAURANT. A moment of silence, followed by, "Your chicken wrap."

I swear to God I have heard these stories from Carl before, and I thought this was from 5 years ago, is this a re-post? I was divided on whether I had heard the Money Story before, but all the others I knew what was happening before he explained it to the Nth

Okay so I once tried the wine thing. Kind of. Story time So I was serving, and this group comes in six or seven people. Not uncommon but Annoying. They come in and I get them seated, ask for their drink orders and this guy asks for a round of this very specific wine. So I say okay. I go back to our upstairs drink station, ring it all in, and someone ELSE fixes my tables drinks. Instead of pouring what I put in for, my manager pours a glass of a much cheaper red wine and doesn’t tell me about it. I serve the drinks and right as I’m about to walk away the guy speaks up and tells me “this isn’t *insert bottle name here* “ I tried to assure him that it was, telling him that “I don’t believe my manager would make such a mistake as she’s the one that pours the wines” so he gets up and follows me to the drink station…. Turns out this guy makes wine for a living… the wine he asked for…

Wait those are the same champagne’s?!?! I thought they were different because of how no one corrected the wrong pronunciation!!😂😂😂😂

Love it. Legend

Karl would be a good drug dealer lol

Legendary energy 😂😂😂

This is such a fact fiend way to win 😂

Carl is a low key chad

You’ve already had a sandwich We’ve had one yes, but what about second sandwich?

Karl had all the jobs

good for me, im only a douchebag with a mere stable income

The only way to win is to not play at all, mr. littlehog

Whoops

Love your content y'all

The pet peaves people can develop always amazes me. Carl putting a rich guy in a spotto spend more than he wanted because Carl fellt the rich guy wasnt giving his wife a good enough day out on the town is kinda funny and annoying.