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@failarmy Күн бұрын

Which state fails the best?

@DuhKodaa Күн бұрын

shut up

@Mr.Myrdok Күн бұрын

All 54...

@ishicoatlnaemarestrangelou9435 Күн бұрын

yes

@767_Aviation Күн бұрын

For Alaska, that flight did not happen in Alaska. It was in Oregon.

@Mr.Myrdok Күн бұрын

@@767_Aviation alaska airlines. It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.

@DarkFrozenDepths 2 күн бұрын

"No one was harmed." Me: Everyone was harmed. Got it.

@paradoxical33 2 күн бұрын

***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***

@xxdesertstorm 2 күн бұрын

the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran KZfaq

@chrismaguire3667 2 күн бұрын

Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?

@SparkDragonFloof11 Күн бұрын

@@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*

@hekakain4108 15 сағат бұрын

**No one had arms**

@user-vz7ry3oz9f 7 сағат бұрын

2:55 I can't stop laughing

@ShifraMcCoy 2 күн бұрын

That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂

@Dan-iy2nr Күн бұрын

hahahahahahah true words funny

@LeSoleilRoyalXIV 15 сағат бұрын

the fact that she was hiding behind 2 person that didnt move and still got caught was funny xD

@adamb89 3 күн бұрын

"I'm not gonna pay your $100 towing fee, I'm gonna total my truck! That'l teach you!"

@castirondude 2 күн бұрын

That one has been around for a while - it was a repo, the guy didn't make payments on the truck so they were going to take it from him permanently

@jesselindsey9760 2 күн бұрын

Americans are like that. They are the embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face; they'll eat a shit sandwich if it means you have to smell their breath.

@therandomchannel-_- 2 күн бұрын

now he has a totaled car and a lawsuit from the towing company prob 😂🤦‍♂

@miutv2024 2 күн бұрын

yes

@Matt-wf7ry 2 күн бұрын

@@therandomchannel-_- It is illegal in pretty much any state to try and repo a vehicle with the owner/former owner inside of it. That includes if the person jumps into the car as you are trying to drive away with it. The reason is obvious as you saw what was taking taking place in the video. If the owner shows up and gets in the car, try your luck another time tow truck guy. If you repo a car with anybody inside of it and they haven't agreed to you towing them, you have now taken somebody hostage which as we all know is illegal.

@crackdog3523 2 күн бұрын

Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious

@StormyJBlake Күн бұрын

The visual of that....😅😅😅😅

@Sithhy 2 күн бұрын

In words of Jeremy Clarkson: "they're the funniest creatures on earth, aren't they"

@nathanjones6638 2 күн бұрын

The guy coming up right underneath an oncoming boat was some serious stress. He narrowly dodged the prop.

@deanstanley2125 2 күн бұрын

I went to school with a kid who fell out the back of his dad's boat and a good chunk of his thigh got eaten by the propeller

@nonyabusiness2703 Күн бұрын

As a diver, he should have had a 'diver down' flag to keep boaters 100' away

@nathanjones6638 Күн бұрын

@@nonyabusiness2703 fair point. Doesn't change the fact that seeing the prop so close to him was distressing.

@nonyabusiness2703 Күн бұрын

@@nathanjones6638 I've had boats drive right up to flag to see what it was. Lol. Yup, stressful as can be

@nathanjones6638 Күн бұрын

@@nonyabusiness2703 sorry if it gets weird, but I hope every dive you enjoy goes well, and you get home safe.

@Psychodermia 3 күн бұрын

0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣

@dr.robertbennett3452 2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@pascarro 2 күн бұрын

And/or BigFat

@miutv2024 2 күн бұрын

yes

@alfonsoe.839 2 күн бұрын

BigFood

@Pikmin_Wasa 2 күн бұрын

Bigfoot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fatkart7641 2 күн бұрын

That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!

@Thebestyoutuber4 2 күн бұрын

“There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30

@miutv2024 2 күн бұрын

haha

@Chara_Murdererr 2 күн бұрын

3:47 come on, father. You can’t blame it on her. Don’t give her with that look.

@billolsen4360 2 күн бұрын

You're right. I'm sure he put it right there.

@Sakrosankt-Bierstube Күн бұрын

Ngl, i was pissed for a second when i saw his look...

@vakama9053 19 сағат бұрын

@@billolsen4360 Exactly! I really, really doubt that setup was the daughter's idea

@annshelton3503 7 сағат бұрын

sooo much hateful disgust.... Sheesh!

@Rigel_Chiokis 2 күн бұрын

There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".

@Yousef-u6p 2 күн бұрын

39:51 ''Definietely no one was harmed'' lmao

@roberthindle5146 2 күн бұрын

44:53 That wasn't Americans, that was the England football team.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 7 сағат бұрын

I noticed several that weren't from the US. I think they just made up which state went with which video on a lot of them.

@Just-Fauna 2 күн бұрын

00:40 really captured the essence of the Squatch.

@dogs-and-destruction-channel 2 күн бұрын

In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders. In the USA, we have these guys.

@lisapan9387 8 сағат бұрын

😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘

@EnoVarma 2 күн бұрын

If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.

@chrismaguire3667 2 күн бұрын

Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??

@SweetShifra 2 күн бұрын

6:35 Painting with no paint on the brush, no dropcloth above a rug and hardwood floor, and a freaking NERF dart is enough to cause her to spasm uncontrollably and clutch the paint to her chest while falling perfectly onto the couch. Yeah, that's entirely staged.

@IvanPetrov-fz7xk 2 күн бұрын

1) There IS paint on the brush. 2) You don't need the dropcloth for such a minor paint job. 3) She doesn't have many directions to fall to, there's wall to one side and ladder at the other side, she fell in the direction opposite to where ladder is which is very normal and logical. 4) She isn't "clutching paint to her chest", she's trying not to spill it (at first). 5) Not staged.

@gabejb 2 күн бұрын

@@IvanPetrov-fz7xkI agree. Love how the kid instantly dropped the nerf gun and took off, knew they were gonna be in deep ****.😂

@caralambson 2 күн бұрын

yeah the mom and son have made of bunch of these videos where he pranks her and some INSANE shit happens. funny ass shit

@Boballoo 2 күн бұрын

@@IvanPetrov-fz7xk It IS staged. They do a lot of these types of videos together. Still funny, but not real. Look where the camera is, perfectly positioned to catch the whole scene.

@becbell4913 2 күн бұрын

And the screech of horror. I'd be like oi, you little C&$#!!!

@xneonknight Күн бұрын

56:36 Im glad that didn't hit him directly on the head but the way he yelled "OWW" killed me lmfao

@dr.robertbennett3452 2 күн бұрын

2:36 like something straight from Looney Tunes!!!

@LOL-IdiotsAtWork 2 күн бұрын

Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video

@jonnym4670 2 күн бұрын

5:11 someone towing a mobile home with a uhal is the most Bama thing I have seen

@Harry0357 2 күн бұрын

47:20 "OH OH There's a snake in my boot!"😂

@neaf_clover 2 күн бұрын

5:49 Would be no funny for Boeing engineers 💀 Twice as funny as me for Airbus engineers ☠️☠️ 9:04 that one "Uh oh" 🤣🤣

@robertmaier5359 Күн бұрын

The plane was owned by Alaska Airlines, it happened in Washington state.

@nugetocka8054 3 күн бұрын

Hello from SLOVAKIA🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰❤❤

@titiwin25 2 күн бұрын

6:35 .... " In the arms of an Angel .... " 😂

@miutv2024 2 күн бұрын

@josiahwillemsebmx 18 сағат бұрын

That kid needs to be grounded for a year...

@omegaglitch13 2 күн бұрын

The Bigfoot one is the best!

@PokeWalker-rc8hg 2 күн бұрын

As an American I can confirm we do this everyday

@americanpatriot7247 Күн бұрын

PokeW - speak for yourself!!! I have it down to once a month now!!!

@jharris3267 2 күн бұрын

What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂

@BillyNoMates1974 2 күн бұрын

5:48 - ok who opened the sunroof at 500 mph ?

@HL65536 2 күн бұрын

Seemingly not only are American houses made from cardboard, but plenty of other things, too. Guardrails, traffic lights, ...

@sicfrynut 2 күн бұрын

the running gag in america is how everything cheap is made in china, but i've seen a lot of cheap things made in this country.

@IllustriousCrocoduck 2 күн бұрын

Obviously it's the highest bidder building everything. That's how we roll...

@BarryWallace-se8lz Күн бұрын

@@sicfrynut Like your cars.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 7 сағат бұрын

@@BarryWallace-se8lz Many of the cars are pretty good. The houses? Definitely not anything built after the 1950s.

@scottleadbetter7167 2 сағат бұрын

That "who, me?" look from the bear at 6:15 was priceless.

@Hilbrandi 11 сағат бұрын

25:43 FA didn't dare to put the "No one was harmed", because everybody knows that this dude really got harmed 😂😂

@DarkFrozenDepths 2 күн бұрын

also 9:49 is just hilarious

@Mia-Walker7 2 күн бұрын

as an Australian I really feel this is all I need to know about America.

@JesusIsTheLightAndway 2 күн бұрын

But there's soooo much more to our shenanigans bwahahahaha

@bryanwiltshire5052 2 күн бұрын

As a Brit I concur 👍🏻

@roskypolkerkan8355 2 күн бұрын

....and all we need to know about Australia is what we saw in Crocodile Dundee.

@Jotinko 2 күн бұрын

As a Canadian I’m petrified of your insects.

@TheForgottenOddKing 2 күн бұрын

You mean as a talentless useless only worth 5 whatever currency you use O.F object?

@whafrog 2 күн бұрын

6:35 still gets me every time. It's even better at 1/4 speed. I need that audio scream for my next Halloween party...

@catfish307 2 күн бұрын

It's staged, but good acting.

@mikael8276 Күн бұрын

@@catfish307 Is it really?

@TheFunnyPatrickStar 2 күн бұрын

3:50 can't even have fireworks in ohio 💀

@DJNOOB759 Күн бұрын

3:13 Meanwhile somewhere in Nevada (I hope you get the reference)

@smsmanufacturer3453 2 күн бұрын

The engagement with the audience makes it feel like a community.

@IllustriousCrocoduck 2 күн бұрын

Well of course, who do you think is holding the beer? And the camera?

@adamwalsh5801 2 күн бұрын

At 0:42 looks like Boogie2988 is living in the wilderness

@miutv2024 2 күн бұрын

wow

@RS250Squid 18 сағат бұрын

I'm sure "Americans slipping on porches" could be its own genre.

@k1ll4nj0y 2 сағат бұрын

and who stumble

@Mirage.-.-. 2 күн бұрын

Now we need international fails

@miutv2024 2 күн бұрын

Agree

@DUSTYMESA 3 күн бұрын

As a Canadian, my southern neighbors can you start bringing your warmer air up here its raining too much

@unkulwilly 3 күн бұрын

as a southern Texan i plead with our northern neighbors to trun all fans due south and push some cooler air this way!

@DUSTYMESA 2 күн бұрын

@@unkulwilly I would if I could brother😭

@historyZZ 2 күн бұрын

Dont let them bring anything, next thing you know the rain is going to make us " regarded"

@DUSTYMESA 2 күн бұрын

@@historyZZ 💀😭

@kudzu_ 2 күн бұрын

I'll gladly trade you heat for rain. My grass looks and sounds like shredded wheat and the devil has me on preheat 🥵

@konnagalaxy 2 күн бұрын

lmao, the camel woman was like "no, im gonna eat those"

@anthonyklanke1397 2 күн бұрын

" Guys say Colo - IM A GIRAFF!!!- rado!"

@saiprashanth592 Күн бұрын

38:30 The 'ouch' and the phone hitting him killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Drew-yw6ez 2 күн бұрын

Pretty sure that was BigGut not Bigfoot

@KS-yp1jl 16 сағат бұрын

Big Fat 😂

@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 2 күн бұрын

This video has a lot of funny moments, but there are also clips that are reminders that we should stay safe, a lot of people fall down pretty hard. 😂

@pamelaspooner7183 21 сағат бұрын

A lot of spinal cord and brain injuries. Men (almost always) don’t seem to comprehend the fragility of their bodies.

@ChristLegacyInternationalSchoo 2 күн бұрын

Valuable insights are always provided. Thank you!

@HrafnBirkirdottir 2 күн бұрын

4:59 sounded like the Jack in the box laugh from Elf 😂

@Jerrymouse79 2 күн бұрын

57:21 she went full T-Rex 😂😂😂

@tiagocorreia3481 2 күн бұрын

If you read this, please send your positive thoughts and prayers for my healing.

@amt5911 22 сағат бұрын

You do realize this is a fail video? 😂

@Tempe1962 13 сағат бұрын

@@amt5911 I dont know whether to give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

@EricaYE6 14 сағат бұрын

7:38 All the cussing beeps before the fail is what makes it funnier. 🤣🤣🤣😂

@RoryMC17 2 күн бұрын

Each clip is funnier than the last one👍🤣🤣🤣

@petuniasevan 2 күн бұрын

This is the Money Channel for retailers, hospitals, and insurance companies.

@amsterdam_budtender 2 күн бұрын

This is my guilty pleasure as a European, just seeing these utterly shameless clips. Thank you Murrica 🎉❤

@marilynwillett804 2 күн бұрын

It's AMERICA. and I lived in Europe, don't brag.

@amsterdam_budtender 2 күн бұрын

@@marilynwillett804 Bragging about?.....

@squimp9796 2 күн бұрын

dont listen to this other American hes fighting himself

@amsterdam_budtender 2 күн бұрын

@@squimp9796 😂😂😂👍🏼

@Aeyis537 2 күн бұрын

No way... It's America???! 😮 I don't believe you @@marilynwillett804

@MHFails 2 күн бұрын

These fails highlight how we learn and grow from our errors. We all need a good laugh sometimes. 🤣

@dreseanamram 6 сағат бұрын

I'm blown away by how well this was put together. Incredible work!

@A.R.C.77 2 күн бұрын

4:58 she sounded like goofy 😂

@jesselindsey9760 2 күн бұрын

6:35 Someone is getting dropped off at the orphanage.

@catfish307 2 күн бұрын

He probably got a bonus allowance since it's staged

@chummygun 19 сағат бұрын

How?@@catfish307

@zerowaste7117 2 күн бұрын

Finally, a video worth watching 😂

@DMAXIAW 2 күн бұрын

*Your video picked me up when I was feeling down. It made me so happy.*

@user-gt4hs4bl6x 2 күн бұрын

😂😂yep, never underestimate the predectability of stupidity,

@kody6827 2 күн бұрын

I love your videos but in this one you cut so many of them way to short like the RV in the drive thru. You should have showed the whole thing. It's mass destruction.

@ytpowersteve65 2 күн бұрын

9:50 I’M A GIRAFFE EVERYBODY REMEMBER THAT 😂😂😂

@BlenderStudy 2 күн бұрын

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Amazing compilation video..!!

@brianholland2916 3 күн бұрын

6:35 That little helluin would never be able to sit down again

@g.e131 3 күн бұрын

That's why he's laughing afterwards cause he probably ain't ever had an ass whoopin..

@gilleswalther5964 3 күн бұрын

Still not convinced it's not staged, hilarious nevertheless

@storm2000808 2 күн бұрын

OMG! I hope moms okay, I bet the kid wont be!!! 😳

@foilhattiest1 2 күн бұрын

@@gilleswalther5964 It's one of those rare clips that REALLY look staged, but also COULD have believably played out exactly like that by accident. And the kid does look genuinely surprised that he caused her to fall like that before fleeing down the stairs. Brilliant either way tho.

@declamatory 2 күн бұрын

"helluin"?

@teslainvestah5003 2 күн бұрын

27:37 if you spill food while it is cooking, stop your dog from eating it. Dogs don't wait for very hot food to cool down, they just eat it, while screaming in pain the whole time.

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Күн бұрын

Facts!

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Күн бұрын

Facts!

@starry53 2 күн бұрын

Thank You FailArmy compiling the MOST FUNNIEST VIDEOS representing ALL 50 STATES 🤣🤣

@ronaldosleftshoe 2 күн бұрын

4:33 most deviant laughter ever. Loved it 😂

@M.A.S.K._Crusader 3 күн бұрын

GREETINGS FROM NORTH DAKOTA!

@ross.2003 3 күн бұрын

People live in North Dakota?!

@M.A.S.K._Crusader 2 күн бұрын

We do.

@avalonjustin 2 күн бұрын

Hello from the great white north! Want some rain and snow?😄

@RanirajputStoryStar 2 күн бұрын

Love from INDIA 🇮🇳❤

@ningen1980 4 сағат бұрын

New state motto for Arkansas. "We're dumb, but funny."

@POPLSEV7 2 күн бұрын

Great compilation🤣love it💯👍

@Lead_Ache_5 2 күн бұрын

6:36 the best lol 😆

@DjiCandi 2 күн бұрын

EVERY TIME! 😂

@catfish307 2 күн бұрын

Staged, but good acting.

@LolTenkaye1088 3 күн бұрын

1:10 only in florida you have a fucking zebra just roaming around roads

@kaasmeester5903 3 күн бұрын

Are you saying the place is a zoo?

@LolTenkaye1088 3 күн бұрын

@@kaasmeester5903pretty much yeah😭

@MrWombatty 2 күн бұрын

....or it's an air-brushed ass!

@rhyssimms591 Күн бұрын

I honestly thought the thumb nail was a dj with flame pyrotechnics

@thefinalme 2 күн бұрын

The water current pinning the rafter is terrifying. Thank goodness for fast acting friends.

@teslainvestah5003 2 күн бұрын

I just saw a onewheel ad on this video. DO NOT BUY A ONEWHEEL. They are pioneering new ways to screw owners and prevent all independent repair. If you so much as UNPLUG the battery on a onewheel, it bricks itself, and must be shipped to Future Motion's headquarters in california to be re-enabled. If you let onewheel get away with this, other companies will follow. Your future right to repair your own electronics is in your hands. I don't care if you think you'll never want to replace a battery yourself, _everyone else's_ future right to repair _their_ own stuff is _also_ in your hands. Down with Onewheel!

@ryderlangfitt5540 2 күн бұрын

0:43 it’s caseoh

@King_Kaimera 2 күн бұрын

3:00 at least missouri wasn’t too bad, I was thinking it’d be a deep fried turkey gone wrong.😂

@kbramlett6877 Күн бұрын

There is one thing I will never understand about us humans. Someone can fall down the stairs, bash their head into the banister, and try to stand up to only fall down a second time causing their knee to bend in a way it is not supposed to, The person is screaming bloody murder and using words that would stun a sailor. Now, enter the jackass "Are you O.K.?"

@Panster7 2 күн бұрын

After watching the presidential debate yep this is American alright

@sg1770 23 сағат бұрын

These were all democrats in this video.

@lin_plaYzzz 3 күн бұрын

3:51 Average fireworks in Ohio

@SeaGatorWolf 18 сағат бұрын

As an American this sums us up perfectly

@pamelaspooner7183 21 сағат бұрын

The goats and chickens….by far the reason to watch…a real out loud laugh with no physical pain!

@jellydevtv Күн бұрын

03:20 Pretty sure thats a British accent so not American.

@BarryWallace-se8lz Күн бұрын

I am English myself and you are quiet correct that is a British accent. Likely Hampshire but not new Hampshire.

@JDEldred 3 күн бұрын

as an Australian I really feel this is all I need to know about America

@g.e131 3 күн бұрын

It really is.

@user-lb1hf5nk5d 3 күн бұрын

Oh Americans know how to have fun? And also the worst disaster ever.

@nathanjones6638 2 күн бұрын

To be fair, the fail compilations out of Australia seem to provide a similar awareness of the Land Down Under. That being said, idiots are largely the same all over the world.

@user-lb1hf5nk5d 2 күн бұрын

@@nathanjones6638 now to be really fair, the Russians are bad to. And funny to watch.

@TMaxMoment 2 сағат бұрын

I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done

@Juli_Julson 17 сағат бұрын

Saw the first 10 sec. and was already on the floor....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikehawkhovers9872 3 күн бұрын

Stop moving to NC plz. Especially ya Cali folks

@avalonjustin 2 күн бұрын

Why, cause they're Dems? I heard about the political discord in USA.

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Күн бұрын

49:22 I love this!! It's like they're all quacking about the weather and decide to f-k it and it's a hard, NOPE! Too cold! Time to turn back! 😂🤣😂

@brendonsmith3080 Күн бұрын

Dude from Missouri probably looked at that driveway like, “Fuck my life”😂

@carrierussell9224 2 күн бұрын

11:24 - watching someone's home burn is NOT funny. FailArmy failed on that one.

@truthwillwin8977 3 күн бұрын

If Joe can become president anyone can

@adamb89 3 күн бұрын

Hah at least he ain't a convicted felon who seems to have a subclinical inability to tell the truth! Imagine if your choices between two hires were A: a guy who is slow but kind and stable, and B: a thief who lies all the time. Man if you were a business owner you wouldn't hire B because you know they'll lie to you and steal from YOU too.

@declamatory 2 күн бұрын

Actually, they have all been related.