Failboat, the only KZfaqr who would respond to "your my favorite KZfaqr" with the most somber serious "I'm sorry." while questing for the giant fish sword.

I still think it’s a genuine crime that the editor left out the entire section where Dan had a whole existential crisis about being able to aim the dash attack vertically and diagonally. Seriously it was comedy gold and the exclusion of such a man vs chat conflict is truly a federal offense.

7:10 Imagine the absolute horror of having 90% of your face be a huge, unblinking eyeball, and to be strangled by a literal swirling sandstorm pouring irritating grains into your lone facial feature

For anyone wondering about the Merry Magoland lore text cut-in; Merry Magoland is set up in the Dream Kingdom, the setting of Kirby Clash and Kirby Clash DX. We are in another world when we're there, but the more pressing bit is that we're in a different time, Long after the events of Return to Dreamland.

Since Failboat hasn't done RTDL Deluxe's True Arena yet, I like the implication that with Egg Catcher being the last part of this supercut, Egg Catcher is the true Dark Souls of Kirby, rather than the True Arena

I love the recurring bit that Failboat always finds a way to mess up the "key race" puzzles

I can't believe Failboat finally managed to consume thirty consecutive fucking eggs. Real proud of you for that one.

Fun fact: Acro is an Orca, and Orca's are mammals, so all the milk in kirby could easily be orca milk as well.

The Kirby movie is finally here, apparently Failboat will be voicing Kirby

it’s always special when failboat swears, you know he really means it

55:53 the fact that i actually heard him swear without a censor for the first time is crazy

34:59 hilarious how the weirdest Kirby abilities are usually the most powerful, just like the paint ability in star allies

The waddle dee with giant lips saying all sorts of cursed stuff is such a mood sometimes

The demo vid may not be in this, but, Daniel forgetting about parts of fires moveset is completely reasonable! Those moves were removed from every game after, and only now returned

34:46 “I may be Failboat… but YOU’RE the only boat that’s failing!”

29:49 imagine being on the brink of evaporating into clouds and the last thing you hear is S U P E R E Y E

Never expected a Failboat Supercut

55:51 I was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Failboat is eat 30 consecutive eggs" "yes"

The fact that Dan uses the same TTS voice for Lil' Chatty that Unknown Worlds uses for Subnautica makes me think of Riley in his Prawn Suit going through the Active Lava Zone while his PDA babbles on about random stuff.

55:29 Failboat's face here may just be THE perfect meme, along with his victory reaction

It feels refreshing to see Daniel not making sus titles like "help", "run", "I live inside your walls"

A 56 minute failboat video? Welp there goes my evening plans

Hearing an uncensored f-bomb from Failboat dealt actual physical damage to me

8:09 that part was very wholesome i swear

6:43 This clip went through several months and two videos and it's still great

I didn’t want to remember those agonizing minutes of Failboat trying to get different ROCKS…

2:10 THE CLUTCH SAVE! 2:45 ultra beam attack! 3:31 you Just soft locked your arse 16:06 BUILT IN COMBO!

35:28 love how they give you a Zelda sword struggle here.

“I don’t really think of apples as an evil fruit” The Bible:

Omg Father has gifted us with an entire hour of his hijinks and Noteblock's top-tier editing I feel blessed

32:34 Mr.Beast is the King of Hell confirmed?!?!?!

38:27 the fact that you did that for the sake of views is astonishing

Never thought you'd do an alpharad-type supercut, but I love it all the same, as long as there's kirby.

28:22, "those little guys" were called Halcandran Dees. So it looks like he did kill the first Waddle Dee of some kind.

‏‪8:19‬‏ poor wadel doo

0:43 he stole my “Bupropion HCL XL 150 MG Tablet”

Cathartic. I've watched all the individual videos but the full compilation got me to grin ear from ear. I forgot how many banger jokes there were in this!!

31:09 favorite part of that entire series

0:25 Captions: all the more to kill

50:50 Crowned Woods? Royal Woods? Apple Woods? Dammed to the fiery depths of the underworld woods? Gilded Woods? So many names to choose...

39:03 Oh the foreshadowing........

5:05 might be one of the funniest things you ever concocted

47:32 when saying "the water!" You sounded like magolor

40:32 turn on subtitles… “Sans have sinned…” “still no pee…” 😭😭😭

0:32 That Cappy probably didn't get sad because you also hit it with the key

0:49 So that's what happend to my depression pills

It's so sad that the waddle doo here trying to avenge his father doesn't even go to heaven. He can't even se his dad in heaven. That hits harder than any kirby lore I've seen in my days.

9:59 If I had a nickel for every time a waddle doo enemy was killed by a mech piloted by Kirby who fires a death laser, I'd have two nickles. Which is t a lot but its weird it happened twice

We will never escape kirby will we

14:30 snowgrave

10:03 i like failboat actually gets hit by the attack

about the milk theory, most forgotten land enemies/bosses are mammals, gorimondo, elfilin, clawroline, whatever the lion's called. the forgotten land has a milk industry and they export milk to dream land

1:36 I was watching on the switch and it crashed. Thought it was part of the video

Man, it felt like I was in the background watching him playing and struggling. I would like to honor you, a already sub, like, and congrats of the better Kirby player ever. May not be much, but YOU, ARE, THE KIRBY STAR CHAMP TO ME.

Maglor is my favorite thing in Kirby especially the outfit is cool! btw I like to watch u when I'm crunching on lucky charms as I'm crying

33:04 I'm going to choose to belive that Satan refers to the guy who was dressing up as Mr. Beast, and not Mr. Beast himself, becasue that man is a saint.

love supercuts! I just tend to enjoy watching them more

27:19 “You are my favorite KZfaqr” “I’m so sorry”

34:07 6 year old me learning 100 isn't the last number

32:41 Cant believe the real Mr.Beast is the devil

27:32 Bro had a possessed voice crack

16:42 *A F I S H .*

Fail at the beginning of the game:”One of the doo doo abilities!” Also Fail:OH MY GOD SAND-WHY IS SAND SO STRONG?!

imagine he has a conversation with someone and they randomly say "in my fridge i have 30 eggs" the memories for failboat be like

36:59 i will NEVER let go of the fact that my meme TECHNICALLY made it into a failboat video, forever immortalized

55:58 You know there is a 50% chance after this it says (Next Difficulty Unlocked!) or something

“Hello it is me, Adeleine. Charging my Adeleine beam” will forever live in my head

55:56 Ah yes, Failboat, the family friendly KZfaq streamer

30:30 failboat:I'm good Prosedes to fail the take 5 seconds later

That uncensored swear at the end was whole-heartedly deserved XD

6:28 “yeah :)”-Failboat

55:45 I have never cried so much since the literal ending of breaking bad. Failboat actually sweared you could hear the pain and joy at the same time. It reminded me a lot of Jesse when he had finally escaped from Walter Whites wrath all he had been through Brock,Jane and Mike finally sailing. Although leaving a deep hole both Jesse and Failboat found a way to be free from the endless suffering… OH UH SPOILERS

Egg catcher is the greatest evil known to mankind

litteleus fondonatioss chattingfield was such an amazing character. watching all of these videos is simply impossible for the regular being, litteleus fondonatioss chattingfield has so much strength, very impressive coming from the pathetic excuse for a father.

Say hello to my fish attack 41:04

Cannibalism in itself is not a crime. The way cannibals procure their food is though.

We get a supercut? With Magolor Epilogue?! AND Bonus Content?! Never been more hyped.

My guy bought a sword to a thumb fight 52:54

2:45 beam attack

2:38 'Hey, you want some candy?" **pulls knife out of back pocket and proceeds to stab**

38:22 someone made it in a kettle

1:56 My time has come You must continue your journey without me - Monke Turtle

42:12 I'll get that bulb next time. B

32:30 Littleous Von Donatious Chattingfield is always my favorite character in these Kirby videos

i love kirby’s funny outline adventure featuring dedede who got stung by a bee also with a bonus mode of magolor repenting for his sins

31:22 Adeline is a human, humans are mammals

6:36 “curse of the pharaoh”

18:09 *Dumplings*

13:48 Jimmy neutron transformation

4:20 what environment? I can’t get enough of it.

10:06 nice

7:16 where’s the money lebowski. WHERES THE MONEY!

12:14 Failboat: “Can i down tornado?” Me: “Isn’t that called a fart?”

That f-bomb at the end is absolutely warranted! Screw Egg Catcher with a bloody passion!

38:47 IT’S P RANKS AGAIN

55:58 I was not prepared to hear the funny boat man drop a level 3 swear word

13:17 here's a Dpliing

14:06 kirball

3:58 bruh kirby got the dragon fist from dragonball z now. Lol (even the destroying the environment thing lol)

I can answer how Kirby can bring the mask from another reality. His stomach is itself an alternate reality that he can project an astral body inside of in order to interact with things he has eaten, meaning that Kirby is capable of interacting with and using materials from alternate realities.