New Old Zelda

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The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword HD but its really been 10 years since the 25 year anniversary game man Im old
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17:29 Have a good one :)
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@Policy_-fk8gf 3 жыл бұрын

Calling someone a “mii that just hopped out of the maker” is the best insult i have ever heard in my life

@allenparker2113 3 жыл бұрын

It belongs on r/rare insults

@FedoraKirb 3 жыл бұрын

@Ernie Gaming I love how according to each social media site, everyone except for them is bad. According to Reddit, everyone but them sucks. According to KZfaq, everyone but them sucks. According to Twitter, everyone but them sucks.

@Policy_-fk8gf 3 жыл бұрын

We got sixty nine likes Nice

@H3ARTBR8KR 3 жыл бұрын

@@FedoraKirb And on TikTok, everyone expect you are bad, but it’s actually true

@elicenyne 3 жыл бұрын

@@FedoraKirb and then according to me none of them suck

@FedoraKirb 3 жыл бұрын

Game: *allows you to name your character* Failboat: “Who needs self-esteem when you can become a meme?”

@arandomspoon3163 3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeesssssss

@CDF_Cool_Cat 3 жыл бұрын

When watching it took me like 3 mins to realize he named himself failure I just thought that everyone hated him it took me until zelda called home a failure lmao

@moonshineschannelofplaylis1043 2 жыл бұрын

lol true

@Iron8127 Жыл бұрын

@CDF-1812 I'm tempted to name link, taco bell

@Noctfrej 3 жыл бұрын

"They actually look like Miis, they just hopped out of Miitopia" Yeah Fail, they have faces

@zuzvet. 3 жыл бұрын

HEYY!! Nice Madeline pfp

@Scatterbrained_and_Lost 2 жыл бұрын

The pfp matches the text so well

@angelnava6964 3 жыл бұрын

3:25 The exact moment he started simping for groose, "Shlong Kong" appeared as active on the top left of his switch.

@MK_Brie 3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that on stream. Timing at its finest.

@connordaly6365 3 жыл бұрын

3:26 Failboat talking about how hot groose is, meanwhile schlong Kong starts playing smash bros.

@metal3978 3 жыл бұрын

@Hero Games It is very suggestive

@chatboulon743 3 жыл бұрын

Schlong Kong likes to Smash. What of it? Lol

@abraindeadperson3236 3 жыл бұрын

The randomness is so much that the word "poke" with a cursed image makes people laugh

@lilthestuffy1640 3 жыл бұрын

POKE

@orangecrust8002 3 жыл бұрын

pOKE

@drantigon 3 жыл бұрын

Pokay

@abraindeadperson3236 3 жыл бұрын

@@lilthestuffy1640 boop :P

@lilthestuffy1640 3 жыл бұрын

@@abraindeadperson3236 *pokes*

@korcl2983 3 жыл бұрын

As per tradition, the original title was "poke"

@TheRealNxtremeBagel 3 жыл бұрын

Yep was about to comment that

@korcl2983 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealNxtremeBagel I gotchu

@viscerator68 3 жыл бұрын

The title of the stream was I never played funny bird game

@temmie9391 3 жыл бұрын

Yup i commented the same

@generalwashingtoad6516 3 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: "Failboat questions his fragile heterosexuality upon seeing out lord and savior Groose."

@Enteringdullsville 3 жыл бұрын

“I can finally experience what it’s like to be short!” Were you never a child?

@saph5461 3 жыл бұрын

I mean he was probably a tall child

@harribo6527 3 жыл бұрын

@@saph5461 na he was born 6f already

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 3 жыл бұрын

He has the mind of one so...

@saph5461 2 жыл бұрын

@@harribo6527 can you imagine his poor mother having to carry and birth a six foot baby

@harribo6527 2 жыл бұрын

@@saph5461 why should I

@FlOotch 3 жыл бұрын

3:26 I love how as soon as the groose gang shows up, so does *SHLONG KONG* I feel like that insinuates something

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 жыл бұрын

That wasnt a onlime friend notification...

@luigipowdemo6458 Жыл бұрын

3:09 well, it starts here. But yeah, same point.

@Nc3three 3 жыл бұрын

0:37 Live chat never disappoints

@MK_Brie 3 жыл бұрын

P i n k

@beanqwert7841 3 жыл бұрын

4:57 I thought it was going to be megalovania. It's nice to be wrong.

@PrismaPup7 3 жыл бұрын

XD Now I can't un-hear it!

@benwarr4784 3 жыл бұрын

Bean qwerty but like same tho

@ZoraVisions 3 жыл бұрын

Nooo

@MantaKizaemonFTW 3 жыл бұрын

8:01 Fun fact: my half-foot (or quarter-foot?) tall bird can easily make earrape with me standing on the other side of the room. This bird's scream was probably 20 times harder if volume scales with size. Ears were definitely shattered in this scene

@luigipowdemo6458 10 ай бұрын

Oh gosh, really!?

@JohonTheMighty 3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see a full series but it's up to you, I'm cool with anything you upload

@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын

SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear jo

@dyw__ 3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku what the fu

@garciavelazquezsantiago662 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@dinoshotgun 3 жыл бұрын

@@dyw__ ignore him, he’s just a spammer, I’ve seen him before on other channels, but I’ve never thought I’d see him here

@dyw__ 3 жыл бұрын

@@dinoshotgun ohh ok

@barksanddreams2234 3 жыл бұрын

I remember experiencing the pain of watching Dan miss the circle platform for 10 minutes.

@Lazer_Specter 3 жыл бұрын

I can see Fail injuring himself is becoming a common trend. First golf and now him whacking his head into things with the VR headset. Also yeah Strich is definitely Failboat. 11:10 Link just busted his nuts on the statue there. Literally.

@malcolmwhite8051 3 жыл бұрын

14:52 this can't end well.

@johnnymind4151 3 жыл бұрын

7:19-7:36 It doesn't matter if you caught that only in editing, it's still hilarious!

@Confron7a7ion7 3 жыл бұрын

3:26 So, Failboat... You're just not going to talk about this? Just going to breeze past that? Ok.

@vengefly6173 3 жыл бұрын

Never give Failboat a sword

@doomclasher9287 3 жыл бұрын

16:38 I was really hoping he'd edit in the pulling out sword cutscene but backwards but still great video

@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 жыл бұрын

"For the first time in my life I can finally experience what it's like to be short" Me who's 5' 7'': ...join the club

@OriginalGameteer 3 жыл бұрын

Me, who's a 5' 4" college soon-to-be-senior:

@saph5461 3 жыл бұрын

Me, who's 20 years old and barely 5'3":

@cloudyzely 6 ай бұрын

me: 5,5.5

@kaitlynmacdonald3113 3 жыл бұрын

Why is the first thing I see is a bird consuming Zelda's hand?

@justafan9206 3 жыл бұрын

The loftwing: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhand.

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 жыл бұрын

The answer is simple. FAILBOAT

@ghostboi6367 2 жыл бұрын

If you think this is weird, just look at the photoshop segments

@hugolink0655 2 жыл бұрын

0:43 "Good morning failure!" 'Good morning to you to, Jesus!'

@aracelideleon860 2 жыл бұрын

God just called him a failure

@IanDies 3 жыл бұрын

I love how failboat always names his character Failure so everyone is CONSANTLY being insulted XD

@jake2.080 3 жыл бұрын

2 seconds in and It’s already great

@thatchillasian8924 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a nice Friday morning. You wake up…and fall flat on the ground. While you process what’s going on a giant bird barfs a letter into your face through your window. You wonder what you did to deserve this. And then it hits you, no I’m not talking about the letter. You purchased a port of Skyward Sword for 60 bucks, so you definitely deserve this.

@adamiamnottellingyoumylast5746 3 жыл бұрын

Link:"stabs zelda in the back" Failboat: now that's a good thumbnail

@adamiamnottellingyoumylast5746 3 жыл бұрын

By the way you can think of him saying it in the gronk voice

@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 жыл бұрын

"And good morning to you too, Jesus" *Is loving Jesus legal yet?*

@ThatOneFungus 3 жыл бұрын

@scottishmrmonopoly6832 3 жыл бұрын

Only love groose

@cardboardhawks6783 3 жыл бұрын

No. You will now be fed to the lions.

@pattychan3941 3 жыл бұрын

No because *the sun is a deadly lazer*

@kathyroot9231 3 жыл бұрын

It is completely legal to love Jesus my guy

@askforamiracle 3 жыл бұрын

13:31 HE DID THE THING HE EDITED IT GOOD

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 3 жыл бұрын

Should be 13:30 so you here it

@theswagsanta2381 3 жыл бұрын

I like how dan pops off beating the tutorial

@TheAlphaTeamPlays 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite Zelda game: Legend of Zelda: Where We Droppin' Boys?

@HitBloq 3 жыл бұрын

1:13 gotta love how it says press A to “put down” Makes sense, he is holding an animal over a cliff.

@lepurpleboi3266 3 жыл бұрын

Now you can experience how Gab felt meeting the rest of the four

@i_am_teddie7184 3 жыл бұрын

No one: Literally no one: Failboat: *poke*

@metal3978 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry The title is no longer poke.

@revilno 3 жыл бұрын

This will cause a Skyward Stroke

@azuresoul7981 3 жыл бұрын

I was not prepared for the words "Shlong Kong" to appear in the corner of the screen and I have no idea how I will recover from that

@eclipsebutsolar4118 3 жыл бұрын

your voice for Groose sounds like Kronk from emperors new groove and i cant unhear it

@starthium 3 жыл бұрын

The intro is Pelipper from Mystery Dungeon all over again.

@FedoraKirb 3 жыл бұрын

12:40 Failboat *Would you like to explain to the class what the eyea-ya-yah is on your chair?*

@C4puch 3 жыл бұрын

seeing the word "poke" in my notifications with that thumbnail evoked a lot of emotions in me

@Memer9456 2 жыл бұрын

as a short person i can confirm that this game is an accurate experience

@omegalegend9706 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never clicked so fast to see a new Failboat video, no matter what it is.

@TGCPhilip 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too, an hour is quick for Europeans

@patrickboner 3 жыл бұрын

@@TGCPhilip what you mean for europe

@TGCPhilip 3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickboner, stuff usually gets uploaded at 10pm - 2am or something

@patrickboner 3 жыл бұрын

@@TGCPhilip ok but what has that to do with europeans not watching the vid in the first hour. I done that multiple of times

@TGCPhilip 3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickboner bruh it's a joke

@gamingbydoge273 3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah sorry I had to edge the sword" Excuse me W H A T

@Pickleeeee 3 жыл бұрын

Failboat absolutely needs animations of his videos

@patheticplague9359 3 жыл бұрын

Failboat dramatically singing hey-ya is hilarious

@RoyalFruitMan 3 жыл бұрын

"Poke" And the original thumbnail was Zelda with something clipping through her face with Link ominously behind her.

@nathangwilliam1945 3 жыл бұрын

failboat: is in a cutscene of groose and is talking about him, and then *SHLONGKONG HAS BEGUN PLAYING SMASH ULTIMATE

@matthewstanley1521 2 жыл бұрын

This is literally the funniest video I've seen in forever

@zaku28 3 жыл бұрын

If we don’t hear that legendary voice in this for Groose… Ah thank goodness

@roosterbrewster242 3 жыл бұрын

0:38 Chat is the best thing known to man

@noku2498 2 жыл бұрын

The best characters. Groose and his minions, Failboat, and Fyrus

@owenbingham942 3 жыл бұрын

14:04 When you actually went back in I just laughed so hard wow

@Thatfishingrod 3 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about how Groose looks like a Jojo charecter with his poses? (Can we please have a jojo theme whenever Groose comes up?)

@geschnitztekiste4111 3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same but because of his weirdly colored lips

@saph5461 2 жыл бұрын

well I mean, he's as defensive of his hair as a certain JoJo

@bitterestlem0n 2 жыл бұрын

Zelda has a habit of pushing people off cliffs

@northweast5857 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll never forget “Poke.”

@pikanachuster4032 3 жыл бұрын

I’m cackling so hard. Never change, Failboat. I love this vid!

@heidenrxslein 3 жыл бұрын

3:48 there is no heterosexual explanation for this

@carterwickenheiser13 3 жыл бұрын

this is the third title now when its only been like an hour since it released. first it was “poke”, then it was “the skyward sword experience” and now its “new old zelda”.

@maxolotl7089 3 жыл бұрын

1:18 makes me laugh so freakin hard

@mr.jes5e12oss2 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the Upload, Man! I like it… A LOT!!! 😁😁😁

@CGammer5680 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite chaotic KZfaqr and my favorite chaotic zelda game. Strap in, grab some popcorn, chaotic goodness is about to begin.

@nachoplaygames2286 3 жыл бұрын

Yes no more words just “yes”

@strawberrycowchild3902 3 жыл бұрын

When I saw the thumbnail I could already tell that you were gonna be one of my new favorite youtubers I was correct

@JoaoRodrigues-xt7tv 3 жыл бұрын

Groose: *Exists* Schlong Kong: *Its gamer time*

@Theultimatedestr0yer392 3 жыл бұрын

I loved watching the stream version of this :)

@chesno611 3 жыл бұрын

3:28 shlongkong as we are looking at the best charater groose

@Hosanna_intheHighest 3 жыл бұрын

Man, Breath of the Wild 2 looking great

@alphafreeze_7552 3 жыл бұрын

Breath of the wild 3

@MK_Brie 3 жыл бұрын

Breath of the Wild 2077

@blueboy0853 3 жыл бұрын

Breath of the Wild 0

@benwarr4784 3 жыл бұрын

I dont know whats better, fail hitting the biggest pop off he's hit in a solid two months or zelda saying wow link that was perfect you're so cool and awesome

@bopbopy1821 3 жыл бұрын

OG title: poke

@MaximeLafreniere433 3 жыл бұрын

5 seconds in and I almost died from laugh... This is great! This is the Failboat we all know and love!

@WertyonYT459 3 жыл бұрын

I love how chat just wants to kill the cat

@corrin-1976 Жыл бұрын

When the guy started blinking furiously I lost it

@evanblue5591 3 жыл бұрын

i missed this stream so hard because i moved to the hell on the surface a.k.a florida

@elven1912 3 жыл бұрын

I’m impressed by your ability to take a complete incoherent stream and turn it into content. This video doesn’t begin to scratch the surface of the frog head stream you have bestowed upon us

@isaacthomas1198 3 жыл бұрын

12:18 WHY AM I GOING LEFT he says as he holds up his joycon to the camera, clearly tilting it left

@BBQPringlesEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын

honestly kinda glad the first live message of mine that actually got read was a bad sword pun about edges

@CasualMitosisCollective 3 жыл бұрын

1:00 "...under *6 foot* " you, sir, have made me check what my height of 152.5 cm is in Freedom Units. It's around exactly 5 feet.

@klabelia9454 3 жыл бұрын

13:57 Nintendo thought it would be nice to make a game on this.

@arandomspoon3163 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Not a single person: That one bird:

@hajilee4539 3 жыл бұрын

Oh thank God he gave Groose the kronk voice I was worried there for a second.

@Droub_ 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine not watching the video when the title was poke. This comment was made by poke gang.

@ckarsteb970 3 жыл бұрын

"How do I bird?" ~Failboat 2021

@AkashWShah 3 жыл бұрын

I love how this entire video is just Failure competing the tutorial and no further

@isaacthomas1198 3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow a title change AND a thumbnail change. You really went all in on this one boat.

@13pixels35 3 жыл бұрын

4:21 Accualy, he looks more like a bowling pin

@Voltagenix 3 жыл бұрын

alternate title failboat flipping a joycon for 17 minutes

@skie4047 3 жыл бұрын

Omg you make me laugh every video love you

@memj7202 3 жыл бұрын

in the morning, she’ll be on the way.

@bwminich 3 жыл бұрын

“Our attention has a better . . . use . . . for today.” *Cue GROOSE music!*

@bricrowave 3 жыл бұрын

"Good morning failure"

@chickenanddoodles 3 жыл бұрын

I can't decide if I love or hate how Failboat is treating my favorite series 😂 he does this with every game but idk Zelda games are usually more serious but he makes everything so silly lighthearted and a little cursed