Trump Can’t Pronounce "Vegan," Lawyers Resort to Babysitting to Keep Him Awake at Trial

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

2 ай бұрын

Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump's lawyers using multiple devices in an attempt to keep him awake at court, his return to the campaign trail after multiple days spent at his hush money trial and Disney World hosting an exhibit of George W. Bush paintings.
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@Norah56s 2 ай бұрын

Trump shock collar segment=GOLD!💯

@UberLummox 2 ай бұрын

Only good part of the show.

@mammawlee 2 ай бұрын

😂😅😂

@allenlovell1604 2 ай бұрын

Cattle prods work well, too ! Yeowmmoo , that'll teach that steer to stay away from Bessie in the barn !

@davidfeltz8697 Ай бұрын

Freaking hilarious.

@Michaelkaydee 2 ай бұрын

The shock collar was genius 😂

@radicalross7700 2 ай бұрын

Forget the shock collar. The most shocking thing I heard in Fallon's monologue is that McDonald's has a team of chefs.

@PurpleDragonWorld 2 ай бұрын

VAY-GAN!!!! VAY-GAN!!!!! 😅😂😅😅😂😅😂😅😂

@Commenting-answering 2 ай бұрын

Va jay jay is his other favorite word.

@PurpleDragonWorld 2 ай бұрын

@@Commenting-answering hahahaha

@paulinequick5634 2 ай бұрын

LOL the funniest thing I heard today, The Shock Tie to keep Trump awake. 👔😆🤣

@TheSocratease 2 ай бұрын

"Stay woke." 😎

@kdoeastvalley 2 ай бұрын

Lame ☺️

@nofybn7794 2 ай бұрын

@@kdoeastvalley Not lame

@TheXburt 2 ай бұрын

What's that even mean?

@jenniferneedham5514 2 ай бұрын

Buzzzzz

@Russpng 2 ай бұрын

Love the shock tie - rippy doo

@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын

The shock-tie would be perfect to keep on Trump. And Putin.

@deafboyone 2 ай бұрын

Ha ha ha Trump Red Tie Shock Collar BRILLIANT! They say you can Roast your friends even better Roast your enemies more...

@thisishowweroll8649 2 ай бұрын

I literally laughed out loud. Hilarious!

@nevzzzor Ай бұрын

But don’t you find it confusing why these media don’t say anything about Biden, don’t make bad jokes about him? Why is there one-sided propaganda to smear Trump?

@thisishowweroll8649 Ай бұрын

@@nevzzzor No, because they make jokes about Biden too.

@rickjette9482 2 ай бұрын

If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring? ........Pilgrims!!!

@theemmjay5130 Ай бұрын

Alternately: June bugs.

@helenwheels3341 2 ай бұрын

Watching Trump attempt to read 😮🫤

@nofybn7794 2 ай бұрын

I just watched trump talk about Joe reading a teleprompter.

@coryryder9070 2 ай бұрын

picture books papper and crayons so he can draw

@AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 ай бұрын

his german is actually very good. he can read "classical works" in german........

@coryryder9070 2 ай бұрын

@@AsifKhan-hf9zy humm heard hes got mihen cofe hitlers book on his desk like others

@coryryder9070 2 ай бұрын

he had ghost writer did read or write his own book lmao #dumpputin2024cellmates

@grownfolkbeats 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy has a top 5 Trump impression 😂

@robertarmstrong4228 2 ай бұрын

For the man that complains he can’t be there for his son. Isn’t there for his son

@AA-wc3tw 2 ай бұрын

Typical narcissist behavior.

@BEATINGYOU 2 ай бұрын

Your an idiot he's done more for his son then you've done your whole life, is your child set for life? How about ALL HIS CHILDREN, SET FOR LIFE. Sounds like you are jealous.

@DigDug_The1975 2 ай бұрын

Where’s Lindell??? Stinky needs a comfy MyPillow to enjoy his stay in court!

@silentmajority8365 2 ай бұрын

Imagine you getting your politics from a closeted gay man

@norrisfong6445 2 ай бұрын

They were both at the Wisconsin rally.

@Nick-fg4dq 2 ай бұрын

@@silentmajority8365 that can't be right,my pillow guy just got married.

@mikelim1243 2 ай бұрын

😢😅😅😮😮😮😮😮😢😮😢t😮😮🎇😅🎇🎿🥋😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮(^_^)v😢😢 4:40 😢@@silentmajority8365

@caliskaterboy 2 ай бұрын

Good one!

@bluesdragon42 2 ай бұрын

Try giving him crayons and coloring sheets 😂

@macrent2 2 ай бұрын

The free Fishers Big Boy advertising.

@user-cu7cm5ox6m Ай бұрын

You just made me laugh! 😆😄😃 thanks & God bless you!

@bethb7965 Ай бұрын

Wonder if he could stay in the lines ??🖍🖍🖍

@vsznry 2 ай бұрын

We can NOT give that fool the football switch.

@mbt1955 2 ай бұрын

He got it in 2020 due to cemetery votes nation wide.

@allenlovell1604 2 ай бұрын

Actually, it's called the " Football " and is always accompanied by a military officer who has a special locked attache case secured by a single handcuff. He carries the key to the football case, which contains the nuclear launch codes in the US Nuclear Triad [ Land, Sea, and Air Nuclear Assets ]. It may only be opened in the event of a National Emergency [ Imminent attack by an Advisary .] It changes hands whenever a new president takes office and typically travels with him even during his travels - domestic or foreign 🤔! It's an awesome responsibility to shoulder 😀 and could explain why a young president after 1-2 terms looks like he's aged 15 years or more ; lots of pressure and stress involved in that job ! And yeah, I'd give Rumph an inflatable football to play with; not the FOOTBALL , this isn't " Show 'N Tell " folks; and isn't a game when it's opened 😉! It's more like Pandora's Box ; with two options, release all the hell within the box or close it up again !

@Marasovsgirl Ай бұрын

Yall said the same thing in 2017 and nothing bad happened. At least trump knows what year it is and how to read.

@rikkiechambers4959 2 ай бұрын

Tonight’s hat winner should get a bonus he was fabulous !!

@dynamo_spade 2 ай бұрын

i suspected it was _rigged_ ! i found it incredulous that jimmy knew raphael's name before he gave it ! ! 🤷🏻‍♀️

@sleviton18 2 ай бұрын

The Kentucky Derby should be outlawed. Many horses are shot because their ankles are not made for the pounding of racing. And then horses are bred for speed but not for stronger bones. Horse racing procliams our society is morally myopic

@BLKMeSa 2 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯

@AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 ай бұрын

plus they are forced to have sax with young hot female horses once they retire from racing. for years. its brutal.

@BrianLockett 2 ай бұрын

It's also like the worst sport for betting, too. So, even that recreational betting aspect sucks. It's only popular because of stuffy tradition.

@gerber8915 2 ай бұрын

This breaks my brean because I don't understand it. I'm just ignorant. Humans sprint on olympic levels and train their bodies. Isn't the same thing happening with horses? What am I missing here? Please

@rw6262 2 ай бұрын

@@gerber8915 Humans aren't shot when they break their legs.

@heatherkimler7607 2 ай бұрын

That shock collar tie Lmao

@SwordLily4 2 ай бұрын

Bluey is an amazing show for parents- Trump would never watch it. And love the energy of the German being super excited about the Derby hat!

@matteodi555 2 ай бұрын

Lol! The Jerry Lewis/Trump impression had me rolling on the floor!

@ImmuneToTrollHate 2 ай бұрын

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to come up with a shock collar to keep Trump awake in court It is almost comical that the Right is still making fun of Biden's stutter when Trump can't pronounce any word with more than 4 letters After Trump loses in November he can go to Las Vegan to forget his troubles

@Marasovsgirl Ай бұрын

Pffft, the witch hunt isnt go your way, libtard. Wake up, jackass.

@Seshnaga 2 ай бұрын

"apple juice with arsenic, or putin calls it apple juice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@leannevandekew1996 2 ай бұрын

Trump has a sale on a Trump Club Sandwich. A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.

@IB4UUB4ME 2 ай бұрын

Wow 😂

@IB4UUB4ME 2 ай бұрын

And also wow❤😊

@krysmorrison3896 2 ай бұрын

Clever

@user-zd2uv3ss9z 2 ай бұрын

😂😅😂😅😂 Good one!

@AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 ай бұрын

it comes wrapped in a state dept classified document.........

@lazykbys 2 ай бұрын

I hope the new McDonald's burger isn't a third of a pound. It's been tried before and people rejected it because "a third is less than a quarter". No joke.

@user-xh2wh2ot8i 2 ай бұрын

No, it's not!!

@howardg5934 2 ай бұрын

Fractions fracture most of today's generation.

@kellyburket6955 2 ай бұрын

Republicans are so stupid!!! I remember when that happened.

@kellyburket6955 2 ай бұрын

@user...The 1/3 lb. burger failed because most Americans thought it was smaller than 1/4 lb. SERIOUSLY!!!

@bethb7965 Ай бұрын

@@user-xh2wh2ot8iIt's a joke, do you know your fractions??

@SherryWineAndCats 2 ай бұрын

Thank goodness you have posted the monologue again!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jonathanhoover8552 2 ай бұрын

Yessss!!! That song that The Roots played? MF DOOM, Talib Kweli, and Dangermouse "Old School Rules"!!!! I knew it sounded familiar!

@Positive_Tea 2 ай бұрын

Nice catch! I had to go back to confirm 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎹🎼📻🎸🎵🎼🎧🎵🎶🎵🔥

@charlenelord6860 2 ай бұрын

Just what America needs - a bigger burger.

@dianagross8784 2 ай бұрын

I heard Noem has a shock collar she no longer needs

@rosies14 2 ай бұрын

A cattle prod would work.

@anabellewis5824 2 ай бұрын

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

@DK4LIFE24 2 ай бұрын

Will do!!!

@Marasovsgirl Ай бұрын

In other words, vote for pedophiles and illegals. Fuck that.

@bradkarlzahn-bp6jx 2 ай бұрын

Tick tock, Jimmy!! When you getting up here!?! Your peeps in the 603 miss you, buddy!!! Haha... greetings from New Hampshah! My very best Regards to Nancy and the girls!! You're Honorary Granite Staters...and you know this!! 😉 🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🎗️🇺🇸😎🤟

@lashendawest7509 2 ай бұрын

We love your show jimmy fallon

@darleneyoung9683 2 ай бұрын

😮 VAGAN!! Who you? 😅😅😅

@carlamcbride2457 2 ай бұрын

Loved the fake phone convo

@user-sn3ch4mt4i 2 ай бұрын

Who else gets the Mayflower ship reference? 😅

@MeInIMyself 2 ай бұрын

The phone jank. Funny AF! Or I'm high as gas! We'll see.🤪

@nicholasgarrick8855 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy ,and james are always a hilarious duo that phone call skit was the best part of monolog it so funny.

@Justin-jh1xe 2 ай бұрын

I agree, though his name is Higgins (Steve Higgins I believe.)

@sansik2113 2 ай бұрын

That Wheaties bit 😂😂

@robertgandler3177 2 ай бұрын

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

@abigaileg7345 2 ай бұрын

I like to see Jimmy's May Basket 💐🧺

@studio4fifteen 2 ай бұрын

More Higgins please 😂

@jackrice2770 2 ай бұрын

Trump was thinking of the Chevy Vega...or maybe he was thinking of women's veg-inas? I know...he's an astronomy fan and was thinking of the Vega Galaxy!

@airport862 2 ай бұрын

"I remember when this was a ship." Haha

@user-bz7hd9rd1n 2 ай бұрын

Don't know what I would do without you and Jimmy, Stephen, Seth list goes on, thank you for the laughs. In this crazy 🤪 🤪 Trump world we need these fun shows. thank you gentlemen

@DK4LIFE24 2 ай бұрын

Exactly this is where I get all of my political news updates… I have to laugh to keep from crying.

@rw6262 2 ай бұрын

Trump doesn't need a shock collar. He farts himself awake.

@marianaobemsilva-zq7jp 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy i love you

@RidingRiver 2 ай бұрын

Hey Jimmy...have you seen the Seinfeld mash up of Elaine and trump dancing...it's hilarious

@maryjones3178 2 ай бұрын

Love 💕 that shock Collar 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

@tami4peace 2 ай бұрын

The shock collar is the BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣

@AngryAuditor 2 ай бұрын

Trump was talking about food cooked by Suzanne Vega.

@user-zd2uv3ss9z 2 ай бұрын

NOPE!

@julievelez9225 2 ай бұрын

The guy who won the hat looks just like Bill Hader! I thought it was him at first and this was a bit. Loved it.

@bluesdragon42 2 ай бұрын

Vogon poetry 😂

@davidchalk8883 2 ай бұрын

Which reminds me. Shouldn't Trump spend a year dead for tax purposes? It would spare us the only thing worse than Vogon poetry - Trump press conferences.

@Jenny_Oblivion 2 ай бұрын

I had to pause to 😂 after The Roots sexy music! Then so many laughs

@nashville1510able 2 ай бұрын

Wait the shock collar part was actually funny tho 😂😂😂

@selenaseibt306 Ай бұрын

The Trump Shock Collar is awesome! Funny!

@jhetttolentino4226 2 ай бұрын

I want the Trump Shock Collar! 🤣

@pwrrpw319 2 ай бұрын

Vagan ???? Hmmmmm is this a new classification of food I've missed somehow ? LOL! .

@jacobgood4842 2 ай бұрын

I wonder if he’s doing this just to say my lawyers are doing fine umm no they have to continue to wake him up while he dreams

@mammawlee 2 ай бұрын

Let him sleep. re they being PAID to do that? The man is in serious health trouble

@karmaoutlaw 2 ай бұрын

Love love love the sage suit and pink tie combo!!!!

@MrAmtrak207 Ай бұрын

The only thing I could think of when I saw that hat was "Feed me, Seymour!"

@wharris123184 2 ай бұрын

9:10 Quest’s laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

@shannonardo Ай бұрын

“Blood Ragu level” 😂😂😂 Jimmy Fallon, you deliver these jokes like no other!!!!

@mikekolokowsky 2 ай бұрын

McDonald’s needs a team of chefs from around the world to design the same burger but larger? I don’t know much about burger technology, but I think it can be accomplished by one junior staffer in about two hours.

@user-eq2dx2jp6v 2 ай бұрын

Welcome welcome welcome dear jim fal and all good dear friends ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@pameladewinter8724 2 ай бұрын

The only thing that we can do to stop all this insanity is Vote 🗳️. And no matter the outcome get ready for the fight

@robertchantry1981 2 ай бұрын

Love the Trump into Jerry Lewis ! Hilarious 🤣

@sherricoffman 2 ай бұрын

Lol 🕊 😆 🤣 😂 😹 Hi Jimmy N ALL !!! ❤ 🕊 MuchLove

@WSKRBSCT 2 ай бұрын

From Johnny Carson to Jay Leno to this... 🥴

@christophermarshall527 2 ай бұрын

The vaguely Vegas vegan blurger

@noname-by3qz Ай бұрын

Great Lewis impersonation 😂

@loricannon2988 2 ай бұрын

That’s a load of Croc 🐊?, Jimmy ❤😹😎💅🥁

@michelled8408 2 ай бұрын

Once my dad made us go on the Lincoln thing at Disneyland. What a waste of time, we were so mad. I don't care about Abe Lincoln.

@michaelc.seeley4850 Ай бұрын

Vaygin’ That’s when you are having a margarita and totally digging these fruits and vegetables! 😅

@domasherpa7507 2 ай бұрын

I love these 2 jimmys and Stephen Colbert love ❤❤❤

@heyhandersen5802 2 ай бұрын

A leash would be useful. Maybe a flea collar?

@Beth-zg6gb 2 ай бұрын

That “vagon” lady must have made a bigly donation to ol’ red tie Trump in order to get a shout out from the podium, lol!

@user-rv8in6zy2p 2 ай бұрын

I used to drive a "Vega"... do you think maybe he meant... no... definitely not. 😝

@kateuhler7803 2 ай бұрын

Biden and orange man are pretty much the same age. If you're gonna be ageist about one, you should also be about the other.

@rosies14 2 ай бұрын

Which he was.

@ivo4357 2 ай бұрын

is April Showers the one who "starred" in trump's pee video? 😂😂

@Aeronor2001 Ай бұрын

"Is that the guy that breaks all the time?" 🤣 I started watching during COVID and when they came out of it I wasn't a big fan of them adding Higgins to the mix, I found him distracting. But damn is he funny!

@pslin1024 Ай бұрын

Just checked whether it’s American Eng or British Eng, they both pronounce “veegan”. Maybe Trump said “vaegan” it’s because he thinks it’s like someone’s name “Megan”?!🤣🤣🤣

@MeltedPearls 2 ай бұрын

So the food is from Vega?

@johnlong1100 2 ай бұрын

Love you man

@ChrisTopherBunnell 2 ай бұрын

apple juice can become contaminated with arsenic because apple seeds have arsenic.

@charlottedillard8523 2 ай бұрын

Hysterical!

@icherishadoreall56 2 ай бұрын

Thank you. I wish you well also.

@kristielscott7402 2 ай бұрын

You said anyone can enter the Ford derby contest... how about in Canada? :(

@xxxxxx-tq4mw 2 ай бұрын

Fallon’s material is about as funny as a heart attack.

@KtotheL 2 ай бұрын

have to admit it took me a minute to get with the hats but tonights show it was the perfect hat and the perfect winner ! i am so happy fer that dude !!!

@mguerra79 2 ай бұрын

Was is Josh Robert Thompson on the phone? That would be great...

@larryxsoto Ай бұрын

The guy that won the hat waited his whole life for this moment.

@sandyarmstrong6511 2 ай бұрын

Good recipe, Jimmy!

@crystalrenee81 2 ай бұрын

“a mail”

@JK12518 2 ай бұрын

One guys so excited and one guy not. Anthesis of life.

@tyhughs9619 2 ай бұрын

Hi I was drinking beer all day. I hope this makes me laugh

@derrickwade8550 2 ай бұрын

This (hat) is amazing!

@visariosorino8034 2 ай бұрын

To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 ❤️😊👋

@or2ak 2 ай бұрын

LOL

@michaelbreau1201 2 ай бұрын

Thanks very much, I wish you a lifetime of wonder, health, and happiness 💓

@visariosorino8034 2 ай бұрын

❤️😊👏👋@@michaelbreau1201

@lisaagyemangduah7336 2 ай бұрын

Thanks

@visariosorino8034 2 ай бұрын

@@lisaagyemangduah7336 😊👏👋

@mammawlee 2 ай бұрын

I'd love to go see W's exhibit!

@clementrawlins9151 2 ай бұрын

Well you gotta give that guy his flowers😂

@MusicfromMarrs 2 ай бұрын

Buzzkill post incoming: Lots of people pronounce vegan with the softer “e” sound. Apple seeds gave arsenic in them; the juice having arsenic in it means that they are juicing entire apples and letting the arsenic fall in where it may.