That prank with the car going backwards was my favorite!!😂😂😂😂
@alishamaei4863 жыл бұрын
2:49 The "pulling up along either side of car and go in reverse at stoplight" was so great 😂😂😂
@angelapiccolella14913 жыл бұрын
I'm a dog trainer and I can assure you, dogs are right or left pawed. They also prefer to spin one way or the other. True story. ❤
@t710243 жыл бұрын
Atomic physicists have no idea what "spin" really is but obviously your dog knows better. :-)
@fluteloops223 жыл бұрын
The before poop spin 😂🤣😂🤣
@DJ-il4rs3 жыл бұрын
I just learned something new.
@williamferland38293 жыл бұрын
Thanks my dog was left pawed. I cant remember with way he spun before he'd lay down
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
Haha JUST as I read your comment Jimmy read the tweet! 😆
@caffinnascreations69483 жыл бұрын
Two days ago I was in Walmart and heard a women calling for a Marco so I started answering Polo. The associate in my isle doubled over laughing.
@sweta73893 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@native92753 жыл бұрын
LEGEND
@Matt_tenny923 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@BrittKGM2 жыл бұрын
I’ve had this happen in my vicinity twice! 😆😆😆
@tdolphay582 жыл бұрын
I work at Wal-Mart...I hear this every day..Mom's think they are keeping track of their kids this way. It is sad when they say Marco and I say Polo and they say " Where are you?" ...I say around the corner then they come around the corner and their kid isn't there. Just trying to get them to realize that is not a safe way to keep track of their kids.
@ashleykeylor Жыл бұрын
He is so funny and cheers me up constantly when things are tough. We love love him! I’m also thankful it’s pretty clean.
@lemur227153 жыл бұрын
"please not now" should be a future #hashtag
@sarahberkner2 жыл бұрын
44 people agreed
@Komzify3 жыл бұрын
Who else literally feels like KZfaq is their best friend during Covid-19?.
@Km.SiuLane0073 жыл бұрын
So true!! KZfaq is amazing
@carrieeawbrey28303 жыл бұрын
Hell ya bud! I’m now certifiably crazy 🤪🖤& all things good to you and yours!
@creatorkfol7462 жыл бұрын
I started listening to this after the lockdowns but still
@kengrimsley41722 жыл бұрын
We all do
@Harvey.M_Theater2 жыл бұрын
Totally! 😂😜
@boubou2309103 жыл бұрын
"Please not now" kills me everytime. Best ever.
@iamem77063 жыл бұрын
My dad and his classmates deconstructed their principles car and rebuilt it in his office. Science schools be epic sometimes
@alyssajones27813 жыл бұрын
Same for my dad
@KrakenIsland643 жыл бұрын
How did their principles get a car. Must have had a cool principal.
@theclawhammerkid76033 жыл бұрын
Same with my dad!!
@johnimpavido50323 жыл бұрын
@@alyssajones2781 m.j
@rebeccamaas67833 жыл бұрын
My dad went to MSOE - they did the same in the late 60s!
@SashaTheConqueror3 жыл бұрын
When I was about 4 years old I said the same thing to my dad. He tried to explain that "There is no number three" and with a perfectly straight face I looked my father in the eye and said "There is now." My mom had an asthma attack. 🤣🤣🤣
@francesokeefe1894 Жыл бұрын
You, my dear, are an underrated comedian!
@gabriela4229 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@laurawatters9143 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious Jimmy doing air guitar 🎸😂 that was great!!!!
@nedludd76223 жыл бұрын
A long time ago when I got commercial mail with a postage-paid reply card. I wrapped a brick in paper and glued the card to it and then mailed it.
@sallyskellington30243 жыл бұрын
Awesome response!!!🤣🤣
@suzannehedderly13313 жыл бұрын
Wow! Way to go!
@Minkey713 жыл бұрын
When credit card companies continuously mailed applications I would stuff all the papers including the envelope into the return address envelope after writing “Stop sending these!” In red marker (written like a crazy person). Mailed it all back to them, probably five times. They finally stopped :)
@susanpeacock2163 жыл бұрын
When we first got married I made my husband's lunch. I put peanut butter and jelly around the edges and nothing in the middle. He called on his lunch break and said I forgot something. I just laughed. Another time I put 2 eggs in his lunch. One was hard boiled the other raw. I didn't know he ate at his bosses desk. Husband called and said very funny. I bought his boss a new desk mat.
@meeDorush3 жыл бұрын
I find short hair Jimmy so cute! Who's with me? 😍
@caffinnascreations69483 жыл бұрын
Much better than pandemic hair Jimmy!
@pennsylvaniakate3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the new hair looks like a bad toupee. Jimmy went bald from pandemic stress and doesn’t want anyone to know.
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
Except Jimmy isn’t cute
@starxhilmie3 жыл бұрын
please not now
@nehasalman23823 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is literally one of the most fun people on the internet!
@rosebud6485 Жыл бұрын
My dad, who was also my high school principal, had a wicked sense of humor. His office had a bathroom in it. When the county superintendent of schools came by for a visit, he was ready. The superintendent was also a very good friend of his. He asked to use my dad’s restroom, and what did he find on the commode? Annie, the high school CPR dummy dressed in clothes with panties down around her ankles! (This was in 1982) He immediately said excuse me and then realized what it was. I can’t tell jokes and funny stories like Dad could, but it was hilarious! I miss him so much. I loved having him as my principal. He was loved and respected by all. 🥲
@evelynepede Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, you are so wonderful! Thank you for sharing your humor and keeping us laughing!
@euphoric96113 жыл бұрын
Lets just thank Jimmy for posting every single day for us.
@newtempphone-ash95073 жыл бұрын
amen
@keerthanagirish59193 жыл бұрын
That's right
@chrissiebawn93573 жыл бұрын
🖖🤟❤😀👍🙏
@DJ-il4rs3 жыл бұрын
Or you know his producers but ya
@InspirationalSmiles3 жыл бұрын
Do not watch while eating while lying down-don’t judge me 😂🤣😅 choking hazard!!
@ascent84873 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you figured that out sooner rather than later.
@lacondrathompson17473 жыл бұрын
This show is sooo funny
@lynnebucher65373 жыл бұрын
I can imagine how the guy saying "Please not now" was feeling a digestive disturbance coming on.
@missyouwish883 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he was already in a bathroom, so he didn't have much to worry about 😆
@kartik87043 жыл бұрын
That photograph clicked by the falling photographer was actually good 😀
@amydutcher9703 жыл бұрын
My younger brother used to signal to drivers leaving a parking lot, to lower their window, then point to a back tire, calling. out, ' Hey, you're back. wheel is going forward. '
@toad4ever1033 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is so lucky he has the Roots to back him up.
@AF-ge4pe3 жыл бұрын
I mean they get paid 🤣
@RestoreTechnique3 жыл бұрын
I want my own band 😤
@noahman273 жыл бұрын
The back and forth between Jimmy and Higgins is just the best!! Love you guys. Don't ever stop. :(PS: Doesn't Jimmy look so young in these old clips! )
@ashleykeylor Жыл бұрын
Totally agree!
@thomascurrie67933 жыл бұрын
Those 2 are great together. The has tags are my favorite
@kwood99553 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this at least four times. Thank you for the great laughs!
@bye_felicia136 Жыл бұрын
Lol shout out to roots literally in Jimmy's head during the guitar solo 🤭🤣
@moonwalker091000 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing with these two!! I could watch them for hours. Thanks so much for the laughs :o)
@rarad.37932 жыл бұрын
Me and my boyfriend in the past went thru a taco bell drive thru backwards lol the employee's were so shocked they gave us our food for free, apparently it was the best thing they've ever seen lol later i told a co worker about it , he tried it and the cops were called hahaha
@jenniferjuniper973 жыл бұрын
opening a beer during wedding vows- legend
@jenealdotte44183 жыл бұрын
My daughter and I play Marco Polo to found each other when we get separated in stores.
@sandrajacobs55493 жыл бұрын
So does everybody else. It gets annoying when you work in a store.
@MadDragon753 жыл бұрын
A Hispanic co-worker once stopped me on the way to the bathroom. He asked where I'm going and laughing I said" look out! I gotta' take a 💩." He gave me a seriously inquiring look and said "Oh. Caca out? 😮😄😆😁
@sarahsosa7293 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I can't stop laughing!!
@lisastrange67543 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love Hash Tag Segment!
@t710243 жыл бұрын
It took a couple of "deja vu" moments to realize this was a rewind, but all episodes were definitely worth a second watch. In some cases, third.
@juliarunn50093 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@EmmA-ln9he3 жыл бұрын
Yes! When he wants me to pet him, my dog always puts his front paws on my left thigh. It's like he doesn't know how to do the same on the other side, or only likes to be petted on his right side or something...
@gudarzdavar15563 жыл бұрын
3:48 you can see the camera shaking because the cameraman(or woman) was laughing!
@piratejoan Жыл бұрын
That last one cracked me up cuz some of the wedding party was in shock and seemed concerned others....were laughing or trying not to. Lmao!!
@Fcutdlady3 жыл бұрын
Number 3 could be a number two and one at the same time !
@Denise11Schultz5 ай бұрын
07:54 the kid who had to go #3: he was doing his math! 1+2=3 🤣.
@williamsrdan3 жыл бұрын
I Once Overheard a 3 year old boy saying "Mom, next time, can I buy the beer?" I Once Overheard a college-aged girl saying on her phone, "No mom, I did sleep with him--DIDN'T! I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM!" Wedding Fail, I shot 6 rolls of film; when I went in to develop the rolls in the college's photo lab, I forgot part of the cannister, and exposed all the film to light.....
@user-vp4qq4it7i Жыл бұрын
I had to laugh at the 'car is rolling back' trick. Years ago, (I'm talking late 50s-early 60s) my dad and his buddies used to go to stock car races. Of course, being rednecks, they also got roaring drunk. One time, when leaving the racetrack, there were many lines of traffic. The car in front of them moved forward, as did the cars on either side. The whole carload full of drunks were yelling for the driver to put on his brakes because they were rolling backward. The driver, as drunk as the rest of them, was stomping down the brake pedal so hard that Dad said it was a miracle that the brake cable didn't snap.
@danielchae14522 жыл бұрын
13:21 I love how everybody looks so concerned while the two girls on the right look like they're about to burst into laughter.
@rc6533 жыл бұрын
NEVER ever name anybody or pet Marco, or else you'll be in her frustrating situation.
@EmmA-ln9he3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what the Fraggles are (I'm French) but when I was little, my older sister and my cousin told me the Smurfs lived in our lawn, to get rid of me. I spent the entire summer on all four looking for them with a magnifying glass and was devastated everytime my dad mowed the lawn because he was going to decimate them 😭
@sandrad46953 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/sun/PLA1wKs5MUOuI2khyZCv5vVbSxZ3J0jynI
@sandrad46953 жыл бұрын
KZfaq clip of the Fraggles. They were like the Muppets but on cable so not everyone was able to watch them.
@0blivvy82 жыл бұрын
It was an old show of these cute tiny Muppets by Jim Henson that lived in a cave, sang & danced! The show was called Fraggle Rock. Check it out on KZfaq it's adorable!
@reneehoward89362 жыл бұрын
Aww 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reneehoward89362 жыл бұрын
@@sandrad4695 Fraggle Rock was the best.
@r.washington91463 ай бұрын
Please not now is the absolute funniest thing to me😂😂😂
@jenndowell64463 жыл бұрын
Just Smack It has me losing it! 🤣😅🤣
@Raven-kv9mb3 жыл бұрын
Don't EVER stop, I LOVE THESE!!!!!
@kadionx21963 жыл бұрын
There was a “shy guy” in the bathroom at work who stayed silent while I was washing my hands. When I finished I opened the door and let it close, still standing inside the bathroom. When the door closed I heard him say “ohh thank god” as he proceeded to release a loud gassy discharge. I fist pumped and left the bathroom laughing.
@Moose-Lotion3 жыл бұрын
Why would you fist pump?
@barbarahamlyn9223 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the joke was on YOU!! -I hope you learned that if ever someone is holding something back till you leave, you really really don’t want to be there!!
@catherinefisher85342 жыл бұрын
Listening to someone fart on a toilet is your BEST Prank Ever? 👌
@analisantos72892 жыл бұрын
Once overheard two college students in a study room having the following brilliant idea: - You know what we should invent? Vegetarian wine! - Dude, that is so brilliant! How come noone ever thought of this?
@christywells-reece3976 Жыл бұрын
My best prank was in college, I switched my roommate's mattress with a feminine hygiene product with a note attached. The note read, "In our beginning efforts to refurbish the dorm, we had the mattresses dry cleaned. Sorry your's shrunk." I made her look for the mattress all day.
@Herowebcomics3 жыл бұрын
The fitness joke was amazing!
@orianamandi Жыл бұрын
That "moose" guy was so cute tho, I want a husband like that😂🙏🏻
@mckell_223 жыл бұрын
In my household, 1=pee, 2=poop, 3=diarrhea, 4= throw up. Yup.
@Ibochic13 жыл бұрын
Makes sense! 😂
@kernelpickle3 жыл бұрын
That shortcut prank was brilliant. Definitely gonna pull that one on the wife!
@thegodofpez Жыл бұрын
These are so great. Definitely one of my favorite bits on this show.
@user-yo6wr2xj8m9 ай бұрын
Jimmy is a VERY funny late night host he is DEFINITELY THE BEST
@TinkPixie3 жыл бұрын
I know this is just out of left field, but it would be great if you and Paul Rudd did a side by side video of T-Rex "Get it On" from the 70's . It would be epic, Lol
@DJ-il4rs3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yessss. Yes.
@VeeEnnaGeeCPP3 жыл бұрын
He and Higgins just mesh. 😂
@chrissiebawn93573 жыл бұрын
I can TOTALLY relate to PLEASE NOT NOW! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏❤😀👍
@girlswantpockets2 жыл бұрын
It's been a really long, hard, unlucky, month. (Please not now!) So I'm going back through your reruns and this segment has me howling. 😆😆😆 Thank you.
@ascent84873 жыл бұрын
That was an old one. Nicely done. 😆
@80sChick80s2 жыл бұрын
That whole fishing back up the guitar thing, LOLOL🎸
@heatherimhoff62959 ай бұрын
Jimmy Fallon: You crack me up!!!!
@atinyasmr Жыл бұрын
you can see the camera jiggle right around 3:49 😊 even the cameraperson was laughing!
@toddclark3323 жыл бұрын
Hello jimmy hope you and your beautiful family haveing a great day I did that in the whole town called me around
@hannacook8593 жыл бұрын
I don't think he is reading these comments
@elizabethreneemartin14563 жыл бұрын
That moose was me😁
@Rad-km7bg2 жыл бұрын
Like opening a pad after cervical cancer “what are u? Opening a bag of chips?!!”
@meanlene48233 жыл бұрын
I ♥️ you Jimmy from the first time I saw your movie "TAXI". Keep up the good work!😊
@amandarichards9019 Жыл бұрын
Lmao the ring bearer situation reminds me of the Josh and Jacob Wolf situation 😂 😅
@ToniHunterOne Жыл бұрын
That last one of the wedding is perfect. I'd put that in the front of my wedding album.
@kellygervais3440 Жыл бұрын
Please not now, lmfao, lmfao, lmfao...😂
@Korvilon3 жыл бұрын
No no that right and left handed dog thing has a point.
@zippyustar63503 жыл бұрын
Passing a kidney stone please not now!!!
@jaroslaw143 жыл бұрын
As always very entertaining
@kimberlysevastyanenko37982 жыл бұрын
The little boy who was my ring bearer also thought it was ring "bear". His mother had to burst his bubble.
@emilysbd2 жыл бұрын
I’ve basically gotten a Master’s degree on WWII by now. 😂🤣
@evaubrey3.0 Жыл бұрын
I once overheard while at youth group my youth pastor say to some seniors, “please eat poisonous mushrooms” out of context.
@annacalusiamc3 жыл бұрын
We Love Jimmy!!!!
@krisfrederick50013 жыл бұрын
Down in Fraggle Rock 🎵
@kimberleyhosmer59973 жыл бұрын
Please not now guy probably just realized there was no more paper...
@sarahbentopereira93123 жыл бұрын
Please post again #SummerVacationFail !! It's my favorite!
@AndrewVelonis3 жыл бұрын
"You don't say" joke goes at least as far as Spike Jones, maybe longer.
@pattyamato87583 жыл бұрын
My dad used to do that joke with us - like 50 years ago
@chrissiebawn93573 жыл бұрын
I'm DYING LAUGHING!🤣🤣🤣😀🤣🤣🤣❤🙏🤟🖖
@DinoHF793 жыл бұрын
I like the wedding photo @ the end.
@patmaurer85412 жыл бұрын
The fork prank is clever. I don't think I'd even be annoyed--except they didn't send back food for ME along with the forks :-D
@medea2693 Жыл бұрын
When I learned that my sister has a fear of buttons (she flat out refuses to wear any item of clothing where they're featured, whether decorative or functioning because they make her skin crawl), I couldn't just leave it alone. While she was taking a nap, I got the (enormous) bag of spare buttons out of my mom's sewing basket & taped them to EVERY surface in our shared bathroom. I think the people three blocks over could hear her screaming at me!!!
@xaviergarcia82743 жыл бұрын
Side-kick Fallon is funny. If he ever sees this - look dude, I apologize, I don't watch the show that much, I don't know your name. Don't know the band's name, sometimes I can't remember Seth Myers name and the other guy's name either. Considering everything, you should realize I'm a mess, and disregard everything I say except that I think you're really funny.
@samsreymetpally9409 Жыл бұрын
I Died Laughing 😂😂😂😂.
@B8oven222 Жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud. lol (-:
@windyhawthorn73873 жыл бұрын
My mom and her friends started an volunteer fire department at her highschool. I think that a joke that keeps on running and saving lives
@becnoremac-mail7307 Жыл бұрын
I once overheard a couple of teenagers on the train "Cows eat grass, and we eat cows. So we must be able to eat grass"
@donofdevilsaj Жыл бұрын
Well atleast Jimmy's jokes make him happy.
@ashbee76893 жыл бұрын
I’m not gunna lie; I’m slightly offended by the dumb southern accents, but it’s also so true 😂😂😂😂😂😆
@bimugdhasatyal76263 жыл бұрын
13:22 it looks like photographer showed his real thing 😂😂
@guyonthecouch0073 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the awesome guitar playing!
@rosedark7182 жыл бұрын
I live in Rochester NY, about 90 minutes from Buffalo. My dad and his friends used to do a weekend Buffalo trip once a year for football games before Covid. On one trip, one of his friends got drunk, attempted to jump a fence and fell on his ass. Some other drunk guys in the area yelled "FUMBLE!".
@eel9082 жыл бұрын
It's no wonder to me , why the universe loves Earth , is because , we are crazy , and we love a good time . Thank you , tod .
@rayxgamer3303 жыл бұрын
Was up jimmy love your show huge fan
@paulharris3552 жыл бұрын
Self-talk is motivational. "I'm Jeremiah" the Bullfrog who does great things. That child is a self-starter