2:14 "You looking for the mayor or the sheriff?" **zooms over to the brothel like a guided missile**
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Ermmm ackshully it's a saloon ☝️🤓
@jojojojojojojo-vh6my21 күн бұрын
He's literally me for real
@demonguy508221 күн бұрын
"I'm looking for sex"
@Weezerr420Ай бұрын
if you uninstalled the dlc you could save 10-15 seconds
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Well, yeah, but... shut up!
@Clooger-28 күн бұрын
This thread is brilliant
@austinpittman159928 күн бұрын
He gets the items that he can sell for 120 caps already in his inventory with the DLC.
@SergeantDoorknob1328 күн бұрын
@@austinpittman1599 that has nothing to do with DLC it's just a 10mm
@somethingsomethingsorrows28 күн бұрын
plus the npcs who interrupted this can be beat
@etharchildres397628 күн бұрын
I just realized that she sold herself for 120 caps. A 0.99$ bottle of water costs 20 caps. She sold herself for 6$. Nova, have more respect for yourself.
@Boldcheesecake102928 күн бұрын
Though isn't the price of water in Fallout 3 very notably high? 20 is probably a fairly decent sum in that case, not something to save for but consistently would require a good job. If we compare with the gun we get maybe 70$ max
@-----Alcatraz------28 күн бұрын
You know how hard it is to find a job and a roof over your head in the post apocalypse?
@somerandomassguyontheinter286928 күн бұрын
i mean to be fair a gun is also like 100 or so caps, water is just really expensive
@whatup124428 күн бұрын
People gotta make money 😞
@DriverMate27 күн бұрын
To be fair water, due to its scarcity, is probably quite expensive in the wasteland
@justaguy6133Ай бұрын
Someone is finally doing speedruns that matter
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
I'm going to beat this time at some point
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
easily
@kaba199623 күн бұрын
Epic
@rafaelsj194620 күн бұрын
Nice
@MonneSoon18 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13beat it, beat what?
@davidwas7722 күн бұрын
"You lookin for the mayor, or the sheriff?" "Nah brother I'm lookin for some ASS"
@Mattplego16 күн бұрын
LMFAO
@Human_618110 күн бұрын
LMAO 😭🙏
@Lucky-vt5dl27 күн бұрын
Total elapsed time: 19 years, 2 minutes and 47 seconds
Bro was so desperate for that grip he broke his fucking leg jumping off the cliff to get to Megaton. 😂
@gesugaoevilface787617 күн бұрын
It's a glitch called speed cripple. Instead of slowing you down to crippled speed, you gain crippled speed on top of your walk speed.
@TheBlueKing10tКүн бұрын
@@gesugaoevilface7876 He was making a joke
@Geebanger028 күн бұрын
Beat fallout 3 but every minute you drop your max fps by 1
@SergeantDoorknob1328 күн бұрын
I would have no fps in less than an hour
@Geebanger028 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 you had sex in under 3 minutes, I have full confidence you could beat the game in an hour
@Russianbanjo23 күн бұрын
Bros already doing that
@teslasmiles23 күн бұрын
That’s just vanilla Fallout 3. ☠️
@titani1k22 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13the world record for any% is about 14 minutes so it’s possible!
@OuterEdgeOutpost28 күн бұрын
The graduating from homeschool experience.
@swyjix20 күн бұрын
Man I wish.
@Granochereal17 күн бұрын
!Remind me 9 years
@ubermenschbrent25 күн бұрын
… When your mum lets you out of the house for the first time:
@PaulPinguin24 күн бұрын
What
@SergeantDoorknob1324 күн бұрын
@@PaulPinguinlaugh at this man he doesn't get it
@plugshirt176221 күн бұрын
@@PaulPinguinha funniest shit I ever heard
@JamesChurchill315 күн бұрын
@@PaulPinguin He said when you are mum lets you out of the house for the first time.
@Human_618110 күн бұрын
Ain’t wrong. 😭🙏
@C4X3Music24 күн бұрын
Maximus failed in this category.
@SergeantDoorknob1324 күн бұрын
She didn't wanna make his cock explode... 😢
@TheBlueKing10tКүн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 its because hes the worse
@axolotlofdawest137222 күн бұрын
like a moth to a flame
@clonecommandermike33221 күн бұрын
Well well well
@HealerType007925 күн бұрын
Imagine if you just looped the sound of that guy yelling sex the whole tiime.
@JimbyThaDoodАй бұрын
oops..... I didn't realize she was gonna share the bed with me. I thought I was buying a room..... my character was as naive as I. I just shrugged when she climbed in the bed with me..... welp
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
You're slightly stupid
@jonahhudson205228 күн бұрын
I feel you man. I never realized what Red Lucy's other reward was, i just liked Dinner Bell...
@NikolayHizenprof28 күн бұрын
INT 1, PER 1, CHR 10 build
@JimbyThaDood17 күн бұрын
@SergeantDoorknob13 and you are incredibly rude.
@SergeantDoorknob1317 күн бұрын
@@JimbyThaDood no I'm incredibly funny
@william-afton25 күн бұрын
The objective: Find your father. Lone Wanderer: **He runs for a Pr0stitute when he is only 19 years old**
@i3lackfusion18 күн бұрын
One his father probably already did as well
@TheBlueKing10tКүн бұрын
He's a teenager what did you expect?
@DonRodrogoАй бұрын
So the algorithm decided to put this video on my feed. Take my like, please.
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Thank you
@Jsh0w20 күн бұрын
Settler: “You looking for the mayor or the sheriff?” Lone Wanderer: “I’m looking for some strange, my dude.”
@davesnyder748828 күн бұрын
And to think this all happens because Amata wasn’t your cousin…
@JoJoTheOtter24 күн бұрын
“I miss my daddy” Woman: *fvking ovulates*
@Human_618110 күн бұрын
*moaning Increases*
@SergeantDoorknob1328 күн бұрын
This has a lot of views for a dumb idea I had while sitting at my desk
@itaynoy404220 күн бұрын
Balls
@IvanSapee28 күн бұрын
El tipo salía del vault corriendo sin importarle nada, recibe daño pero el intercourse es más importante
@PwuckDuckАй бұрын
Outta the way Simms this isn't about you Haiii Nathan!
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Actually, get outta my way Nathan Haiii Moira!
@hoggerguy215120 күн бұрын
Now this is fallout
@fidelitascastro344318 күн бұрын
I wish you could do it with Moira, she's a prime candidate for a partner
@SergeantDoorknob1318 күн бұрын
Sarah Lyons...
@fidelitascastro344318 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 so true brother
@amoryblaine3292Ай бұрын
impressive
@slayerofdoomordoomerofslay20 күн бұрын
My friend, tis me, Horrigan, you have done quite well my child. I hope to see more.
@SergeantDoorknob1320 күн бұрын
Can you tell Dornan to come and visit me?
@slayerofdoomordoomerofslay19 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 Yes.
@RLxDRMpG21 күн бұрын
I ong thought it was a speedrun of the game until you slept and then i checked the title again
@Shahriar_Aniq13 күн бұрын
18Y 10M 22D STILL HAVEN'T GOT THAT ACHIEVEMENT
@Stk3r21 күн бұрын
there shouldve been sex animations in fallout 3. Then again, if players found that out then they might've blown all their caps into that
@EyoniWalsh8 күн бұрын
Some one is down bad
@Davie-jx4rh21 күн бұрын
First day of December:
@totalgarbage205326 күн бұрын
Should’ve used the caps from that chick in the abandoned home in Springvale would’ve saved time waiting for Moira’s shop to open
@Vain73725 күн бұрын
"Hi Sheriff, no time to talk."
@kaba199623 күн бұрын
Insane result can't wait for more
@Thenijiway25 күн бұрын
TIL Lucas Simms first dialogue changes whether you are wearing the vault jumpsuit or not
@the1eliterhoy75719 күн бұрын
The hero we all needed
@justanuff21 күн бұрын
wait an hour before you go into megaton to avoid lucas
@The_Real_Cordero18 күн бұрын
Source : Trust.
@Xela250123 күн бұрын
played on a nokia telephone
@enestunc400719 күн бұрын
Sex goal is more important than finding your father? Yeahh
@polishcosmonaut63242 күн бұрын
Those frames reminds me of my lowest graphics Subnautica, feel you bro
@jackmehauf866420 күн бұрын
If you uninstalled some of those DLC you could save some time not having to close the Radio Popups
@Tezorus26 күн бұрын
If you downgrade your cpu and gpu even more you can save up to 35 frames per seconds.
@augustus76611 күн бұрын
Feel like selling stuff to Moira Brown only makes the run slower with the loading screen delay, couldnt you just sell to the food vendor?
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
This was a perfect run with no time losses caused by stupid mistakes in dialogue join the discord server discord.gg/pGVFNkZNgk
@sxgbln5868Күн бұрын
the framerate might be low but the sex is high
@TheWandererTravelVlogs11 күн бұрын
I gotta get out of this vault to find Liam Neeson….but first…
@Mug._21 күн бұрын
youve been training 😭
@lanceislateagain19 күн бұрын
Damn. Man's on a mission and not even a broken leg could stop him. Now do Fallout: New Vegas, then Fallout 4 pls lol
@Ryxllers4 күн бұрын
I never played this game but bros framerate explains that he's professional in this game
@SergeantDoorknob133 күн бұрын
My PC can't handle recording fallout 3 lmao
@drakesingh984514 күн бұрын
I had no i idea lucas follows you like that
@SergeantDoorknob1313 күн бұрын
Unfortunately neither did I
@TemudiZ21 күн бұрын
Now this is content
@hebys325920 күн бұрын
У меня даже эта страница ютуба залагала. Как в прошлое со своим селероном попал.
@user-tz7gj3if4tАй бұрын
Do this for fallout nv and 4 next.
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Might do new vegas but I don't think my PC could run 4
@UnspQken28 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 my boy i dont think you can run fallout 3 lol
@russianoverkill371528 күн бұрын
@@UnspQkenI would recommend play TTW instead, Fallout NV is more optimized than 3, I had the same problematic frame rate in Fallout 3.
@UnspQken27 күн бұрын
@@russianoverkill3715 yeah i play ttw myself but i did play normal fallout 3 a few years ago and it definitely did not run like this lol
@rangerjoe12627 күн бұрын
So this is the horndog playthrough hmm interesting
@WayToGoChamp17 күн бұрын
So many blunders. Someone please show this guy how it's done
@ironcladgaming4399 күн бұрын
Doorknob finally got a banger
@SergeantDoorknob139 күн бұрын
Shut up ironclad
@albertisunhappyrickinson979027 күн бұрын
i wish my pc ran the game like this
@SergeantDoorknob1327 күн бұрын
Bro the quality of the recording is this bad and you're still saying that?
@albertisunhappyrickinson979027 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 yeah dawg i play in screenshots
@krle797024 күн бұрын
@@albertisunhappyrickinson9790my guy, buy a console at that point
@albertisunhappyrickinson979024 күн бұрын
@@krle7970 i got one
@iowasucks949413 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13i got a used $400 pc that runs new vegas with 4k textures at 60fps. Id probably look into that if i were you. It looks incredibly ghetto but it gets the job done
@ScribbleGraPhics3 сағат бұрын
Any or low percent?
@thesaucyapple54965 күн бұрын
Ah yes fallout 3 my favourite GameCube game
@bradleybuchko341717 күн бұрын
When she say my parents ain't home
@francisgentle831415 күн бұрын
Bro kept his virginity for 19 just to go out in the wasteland and stop incest
@kronex239124 күн бұрын
There he is… Charlie sheen
@ponderdude21 күн бұрын
when will deathclaw sex speedrun drop?
@fungamingwithdhairya12 күн бұрын
AIR247🗿
@wolfiboy316620 күн бұрын
We speedrunning what now?
@kyleduhguyp882922 күн бұрын
Legend.
@Vfxrickontiktok22 күн бұрын
Pretty good frame rate
@piepie31678 күн бұрын
informational guide oh how to rizz, let me tell you I was a little worried when you bought a gun but Im glad the rizz worked and you didnt have to go with plan B
@SergeantDoorknob138 күн бұрын
Bro I sold a gun and used the money to pay for a prostitute
@piepie31678 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 Ooh, I wasnt paying that much attention.
@DrunkDoglol23 күн бұрын
At least you'd last longer at 10fps.
@alexjeffrey398128 күн бұрын
You'll never beat my record, I'm the fastest sex speedrunner of all time!
@TechShark4717 күн бұрын
Game running on last generation mac book pro
@Omegato694 күн бұрын
You could you could save like 2:47 if you uninstalled Fallout 3
@lemonteateacup23 күн бұрын
Powerpoint presentation ahh frame rate 😭
@themonsterunderyourbed94084 күн бұрын
That frame rate is abysmal.
@lentchunk24 күн бұрын
if you wanted to speedrun starting from the very beginning of the game the fastest way out of the vault would to be glitching out while still a child
@_DMNO_20 күн бұрын
Now hold on there partner, this may be the Wasteland, but even we don't do that kid stuff.
@DirtyRatBast4rd21 күн бұрын
Bro is playing this on a PS1
@oldundead20 күн бұрын
How can you play like that?
@Arrowhead_Maniac13 күн бұрын
Why does Nathan look like Joe Biden
@golfinho2087Ай бұрын
good time bro
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Might try to beat it later idk
@king_sombrero819312 күн бұрын
Does the speedrun require 20 fps?
@SergeantDoorknob1311 күн бұрын
No but OBS likes to steal my frames
@joebenzz16 күн бұрын
POV of when you get out of jail 🤣
@MT153.69Сағат бұрын
Great, now do that IRL
@clonecommandermike33221 күн бұрын
Average Fallout player:
@lukevanniekerk244321 күн бұрын
0:00 Edit Race/SEX
@kubadychton055 күн бұрын
0:25 no hotkeys??
@juanrosales776710 күн бұрын
Can this be applied in real life too?
@SergeantDoorknob1310 күн бұрын
Idk if you can do it that fast after leaving your house but you can try
@sromondo268121 күн бұрын
Nice pc you got there mate
@SergeantDoorknob1320 күн бұрын
I'll eat your fucking kidneys
@oakenmethod20 күн бұрын
Now do it for real.
@Benthebro6411 күн бұрын
I wana speed run now
@Striker_boi7810 сағат бұрын
The title💀💀💀💀💀
@SergeantDoorknob134 сағат бұрын
It's literally the video
@thetntgamer85457 күн бұрын
I challenge you to do the impossible speedrun called "real life sex speedrun"
@SergeantDoorknob137 күн бұрын
But sir, it's impossible.
@Flutzz.25 күн бұрын
Theres fallouut 3 for mobile?
@SergeantDoorknob1325 күн бұрын
I mean I did edit it on my phone (while writing this comment I have realised that there is no editing in the video)
@Flutzz.25 күн бұрын
@@SergeantDoorknob13 It was a joke tour pc IS strugling to even tell you the date
@SergeantDoorknob1325 күн бұрын
@@Flutzz. OBS sucks bro i run fallout 3 at 60 fps
@poopdiearheason2426Ай бұрын
Бял мерцедес ме преследва в живота, и неизменно след мен върви! Good job doorknob.
@SergeantDoorknob13Ай бұрын
Hwhat
@diablo991022 күн бұрын
A propagar la especie
@David280GG11 күн бұрын
Yt recomenfations are crazy
@SergeantDoorknob1310 күн бұрын
This shit has like a million impressions lmao the algorithm loves it
@CJ-ig3dm13 күн бұрын
Say gex!!!
@SergeantDoorknob1313 күн бұрын
The second attempt has sesbian lex because I used a different save file