September

its funny how he ran out of time and he said the same word everytime

YES ! Funniest thing I've ever seen in a 2 minute clip.Max Bygraves was The Host. He said Turkey, inexplicably, for the first question. which was " Item taken to the beach " After that by an hilarious co-incidence he had to name a Country competing in Europran Football Trophies, then a farmyard animal, then something that makes you think of Xmas and he kept on saying TURKEY !!

yooochoob my favourite end ever. I laughed for weeks and still do now

TOP ANSWER!!!!! weoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweoweow

bigblue999 Well save for that answer about a nursery rhyme animal.

He would have won the star prize!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 amazing

Whereas the woman would have got 100 for England.

Nul points !

there was a contestant who said that for the first 3 questions, it was right for the 3rd

@@millsbomb007 that’s what he was referring to

@@millsbomb007 really bright you 🤣🙈

@@traviescratchcards5875 thank you, much appreciated

@@millsbomb007 err that's what he was on about kinda...............

I haven't seen a performance that bad here in the States! 😄

@@austinl169 one lady got 0 in round 2, with one "pass"

At the end, it looks like their dancing to the theme tune, mind u it is quite a dancey theme tume.

The late great Bob Monkhouse was the best. Les was a close second and was just as funny.

He is absolutely funny I like him

max bygraves might have made gaffes every episode but he was way more funny and entertaining

Anyone who's shagged Amanda Holden I'd hold in the highest respect 👍😉

Two-teen

just English ignorance as usual

We do not call each other people from the United Kingdom. We say we're from England. That's why people said England as their answer

blood and silver Well i'm English and i know the difference!

Haha, "say we're from England?"....no dude, we usually call ourselves British. And as a Welshman, I certainly don't say I'm from England...I say I'm from Wales or Britain...but mostly Welsh because I'm proud to be from Cymru.

+DarkLight753 People from England say they're from England.

I laughed 😂

@@Keenangoal Just because a country is small does not mean it isn't there. Govt. pos. or not, people would still probably mention it in a survey. Brat still means a spoiled CHILD, even pejorative. Rise up with your manners first, filthy-mouthed good-at-nothing!

@@Keenangoal president isn't a government position!? What planet do you live on? It never said British government, just government in general.

@Keenangoal Dude that kind of attitude isnt necessary....

They were ALL terrible

You are joking...all 5 terrible answers...hence 0 for all

@@capella5783 Luxembourg is a separate country and part of the benelux.

meg fan I thought Ireland would have been the top answer for the Eurovision!?!

The show isn't based on correct answers as much as it is based on what the 100 people surveyed said.

I think they need to look at the sort of people who they use for the surveys !

With Andy Pandy,and enjoys eating chopped leeks with the....president

I bet he's trapped in their basement.

Tot?

I probably would have said brat once kid was taken.

Sprog?

I would not have considered "kid" as a slang term. (But I'm from the US)

and in front of an audience on TV

Lol...

He was thinking of the song from the 'Watch With Mother' episodes; he knew straight away he'd made a mistake.

🤣🤣🤣

Chap?

If the people they surveyed said it then they have to give it.

I don't ... believe it. Did he have a plan to completely screw that one up or something... Because that was simply TERRIBLE!

There was one particular incident on a Fast Money round on Family Feud with Steve Harvey where a man scored 182 points but the woman give out some good answers and the woman didn't scored a thing.

That also happened five times in Russia.

That doesn't matter, it's the answer folk gave, it doesn't have to be correct.

Correct. Glad they blew it. Fuds.

Also, this programme dates back to the 1990s, so Luxembourg may well have still been in it at that time. Anyway it's not easy to think of a good answer when you're under pressure like that.

The copyright date for this episode is 1994, so it may have been filmed in 1993.

Yeah, except I'm pretty sure if people had said Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland it would not have been considered "correct"...

Agreed......................................

The nursery rhyme isn't that difficult. Just say a farm animal. You don't have to know what nursery rhyme it's from.

But baa baa black sheep is the obvious one and she didn't say it. :) Also, most people know their MP.

Chancellor yes, or home/foreign secratry. Speaker of the House, however, is not a government position as they are required to be independent and are no longer a party MP.

KingKaitain if I was playing as the second contestant my answers would have been 1. France or Spain 2. Mouse (as in hickory dickory dock) 3. Chancellor 4. Onion 5. Bairn

You wouldn't be able to broadcast that.

Nah a TV chef would never host it. Oh hang on....

Ramsey's a crap presenter. His personality is wearing thin on TV these days

They’re coming back this year (2024)

He lives in Luxembourg feeding carrots to brats

In the days when things had a reasonable price. Don't forget this was back in the early eighties.

@@tkralva.6668 You'd still expect to pay more than 3k for a new car in the early 80's. Besides, this episode of family fortunes was from the 90's

@@dhalsim-1 .

You know a a cucumber is technically a fruit. In fact it tastes quite good in lemonade, Sprite launched a cucumber drink a few years ago as well.

@@Mike--Oxmall still not the usual "fruits" well if we basing on the general terminology

Not forgetting: "Name a bird with a long neck". Naomi Campbell. "Name something you'd see on a beach". A lion. "Name one of Britain's favourite soaps". Dove.

@@Mike--Oxmall Botanically it´s a fruit, but people hardly use botany in the kitchen. And cooking wise, it´s a vegetable.

I'd keep that quite mate, nothing to brag about

Is your aunts husband not your uncle?

@@halfwayloyal technically yes, but as you can see I'm very keen to iterate there is no blood linkage

not his fault he didn't know. he obviously doesn't give a shit about kids

Javier Gomez No shit! And I wondered why he got a 0 😅

no there is another where a guy says turkey 5 times in a row for every answer.LOL

He only said "turkey" three times in a row. He then said Hurricane Higgins for a snooker player but his sibling had already used that answer; he ran out of time before he could answer that question or the last one.

Dawson had of course "September" too

Trombone

Why did he stop?

He's not resting in peace because he's still alive!

hes not dead its keith chegwin your thinking of.

Red Bandit Kin ell! Thought I had missed that bit of news

still dont know why Les Dennis's career dropped while his minging fucking slag of an ex wife Amanda Holden went on to have an amazing carreer after sucking off Neil Morrisey behind Les's back. Maybe if everyone decided to be a horrible cunt more of us would get on tv judging tv talent shows. Now thats irony, Amanda Holden judging talent. Thats like making Joey Essex the minister for education and putting Jimmy carr in charge of the Inland Revenue.

I made that point too. She should have got zero for that answer.

Totally agree with you.

Dave Seekers Scotland will never be independent. Stop dreaming

Mark Viduka exactly these idiots don't know how the game works. Your not guessing the right answer your guessing what answer the public gave. Right or wrong.

I was shocked when “President” wasn’t up there, but I guess the survey people were thinking domestically lol.

Yeah....so great it got 0

potato

Grant Denyer in Australia as well got all 0's on the last round.

@@GameShowsGS Steve Harvey had this too

I saw that too. It was rather amusing wasn't it IOS :)

Tru Say Mi Bredrin,Tru Say Man. Zeen...

Jay West he look like a kid

i agree. what a shaggable fucker.

Amanda holden used to do him, though she probably used him just to get famous

Secretary of State would also have gotten 0