With her insane physical strength, durability, ability to effortlessly turn others to her will, and bilinguality, Consuela is one of the most powerful characters in fiction.

The way consuela says no to everyone is just hilarious

@1:19 "I take" You took it!? ... "Come get bitch!" I lost it 😂😂😂😭

The rare times Peter is actually smart/competent he meets his match in Consuela 😂

I like how it's basically just a running gag to have her show up as a maid/housekeeper at just random scenes.

“This trash?” “What?! No that’s a perfectly functioning lamp!!” “No it’s okay I take home” LMAO

World awarded curling player, commercial actress, and CEO of Yahoo. Consuela is one accomplished woman.

I love Consuela. The world needs more Consuela.

"Hello Misser Peter, hello Misser Children" -Consuela

“La cucaracha” horn at the award ceremony was hilarious

As a Hispanic, Consuela is one of my favorite characters

Consuela is one stubborn annoying character, but I love her. 😆I always thought that she should become a regular cast as Griffin's official maid.

If I'm her boss, I don't know either fire her or promote her

Its also interesting to note that shes also one of the only characters who understand stewie

I love how Joe is just like “huh this random lady i just met need more lemon pledge?…..A’ight lets get her some”

The scene where Peter is trying to give a phone number to Consuela is epic. 😄

I just noticed that Consuela and Mr Herbert have the same voice hahaha

The best part of it was "No, no..."

My mom is a Mexican immigrant , and she loves this character - and even does her “no, no” thing.

As a child Consuela was abandoned by her parents at age 1, she stuck to the streets and got involved in a gang in Mexico city at age 4. As she grew, she became well-renowned in her gang, with over 500 kills and a consistent revenue. By age 20, the gang disbanded and consuela became a hitman (hence the shotgun she kept under the Griffin's table) and got involved in many, many homicides, getting her into deep trouble with law and rivals. Being a woman of few words, police could not negotiate with her, and she always won in shootouts with cops. As she grew older, Conseula moved to America and worked as a maid. To this day, she's still being hunted down.

When it comes to Consoula, Peter is somehow actually smart. How does that work? Also the *Si! Si!! Si!!* had me dying in laughter.

She has multiple jobs/talents including being the ceo of yahoo,has the ability to pass US border control, she can lift a house, shes a curling gold medallist and has insane stubbornness which allows her to get her way... Consuela is the ultimate life form

“Adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic” 😂😂😂

"Mr Clean, more like Mr hard to clean" "Fantastic, more like terrible" "Windex more like losedex"

"I need more Lemon Pledge." "... Okay."

1:00 the “pa fuera” killed me I’m in tears 😂😂😭

7:15 Okay but this scene was so spot on

As a Hispanic child of the 80s, I can confirm every one of us has a "Consuela" in the family.

"Alright, enough, Conseula you are fired!" Consuela: "no...no... I stay..."

"I CAN HEAR THE MUFFLED MEXICAN MUSIC" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love the “No”

I lost at "Come get, bitch." 😂😂😂

Consuela is an inspiration to housekeepers and janitors everywhere. She embodies our core values as cleaning professionals: 1. Get someone else to pay for cleaning supplies 2. Steal what you can get away with 3. Not my job, not my prob 4. Lemon pledge and windex will get you through anything that doesn't require bleach

“ mayor west mister “

I love how Consuela's made it her mission to do a little trolling

best quote from Consuela: "No"

7:25 straight up fact !! 😂😂😂

5:45 This is my all time favorite Consuela moment XDDDDDD

5:37 first time Peter’s ever been the smart one

"windex, more like lose-dex" i love this lady

I love Consuelas calm way of talking and just saying nnnoo😂

Stewie: I'm missing $1,000 in play money Consuela: I take Stewie: Wha?! GIVE IT BACK! Consuela: Come get bitch DAME! Consuela is füçkìñ Savage! 😂

Masterminds man 🤣🤣 literally everything is accurate to the littlest detail. Lemon pledge jokes had me dying 😂😂

This lady picked up and dragged a damn house.... that’s a trooper...

Like Consuela my mom is aslo a stubborn Mexican lady who makes ends meat as an indipendent house keeper. The amount of stereotypes warms my heart to the accuracy of how my mom acts too.

consuela is my favourite character on this show 😂she’s just so perfect

4:01 lol when she sounds like Herbert

Amazing, I need a compilations for Mort.

If you're paying your maid minimum wage, you bring the lemon pledge. Case closed.

I wish they would give Consuela her own show.

Stewie bossed that attempted abduction.

2:55 “your fat keep you warm” 10:08 *Stewie shoots everything at party* 😲🤣🤣🤣🤣

anyone ever notice that in some versions of the quinceanera scene, Stewie says, “This is so messed up right now,” while in others, such as this one, he says, “This is so F-ed up right now”

So stereotypical, so funny

Arguably the best character in the show

I always liked the interactions between Peter and Consuela. For once, Peter is the exasperated one. Now he knows how it feels for everyone else when he goes through these sorts of phases.

Consuela can lift up a house No wonder superman employs her, she's the only maid strong enough to move his stuff

Underrated, but surprisingly hilarious when you think about it 😀

5:40 Consuela actually said yes 😂

Consuela is such a sweet lady. Cleans so well, seems so patient, and always get the job done

1:50 lol Peter gets karma over that time he was a housekeeper

1:24 that made me laugh so hard

The funny thing is I used to know of someone exactly like Consuela. To say she was difficult to communicate with is an understatement.

I died when she did that whiper blade noite😂😂

As a Mexican, the last one is one of my favorite jokes in Family Guy

The way Joe just said ok when she said i need lemon pledge 😂😭😭😭

Consuela and Joe with working legs are the top 2 most powerfull family guy characters.

the fact that she took the forty dollars and then said: no I stay

1:11 has to be the most calm response.

“Adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.” 🤣

She's always cleaning with a sprayer. Lemon pledge comes in aerosol can.

i love how consuela is just "😐"

The phone number scene is comedy gold.

"Let me get my pen" is the best line in this.

the mexican tune in the end instead of the national anthem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Come get bitch.” Gets me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

If I'm gonna be honest consuela has a very uncanny resemblance to my grandma

"Hello Mr. Peter, hello Mr. Children" damn.

The phone number scene is even funnier than Zootopia when Judy give Flash the sloth car numbers

Consuela was channeling Cleveland during that last one.

Consuela kinda reminds me of my mom. She's Hispanic, but she's oddly likes to keep things neat and tidy.

Chris "can I get some covers over here?" Consuela "no no, you fat keep you warm"😂

How is Consuela the most down to earth CEO on the planet

Dude, Im mexican, and I can say that the maid that help us Is exaclty as consuela XD

With that voice she can make you do anything she wants 😂😂

“Hello, Miser Peter. Hello, miser children”😂

*casually drags house* like its a suitcase

9:14 absolutely amazing, 🤣

consuela would make a good and hilarious villain for an episode

"no...no" gets me every time😭🤣

This channel has compilations of Hitler, Jesus, Herbert the Pervert, and Consuela, the stereotype maid. Out of sheer boredom, I started noticing which clips were pre-digital (

1:25 "Come get b!tch" 🤣

I love how even Peter loses patience with Consuela XD

4:01 Made me laugh than it should because that voice sounds like herbert hahaha

i had a nana that was exastly like consuela

Mexico winning in the final of curling against Canada is just absolutely hilarious

Hello Mr Peter Hello Mr Children

This never gets old.

I just love her so much 🤣

**breaks nuke** “it was already broken” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭