00:03 - Mort's relaxed voice. 00:23 - Let's turn off our devices and walk three miles to temple. 00:43 - I gave Moses 20 bucks to walk away. Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more
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@aka_miso2 ай бұрын
I love how brian asked how it happened so fast when its a fucking time machine he could have taken years and still returned to that exact time
@briankleinschmidt3664Ай бұрын
You have to return at the same instant you left, or you'll cause a temporal paradox.
@mathieuleader86012 ай бұрын
I wish it was Mort's son Neil that played a part in this gag we have not seen him in ages
@JoeyMBrooklyn2 ай бұрын
“Oh Ho Ho! It’s funny because you *won’t* be back!”
@spoodlydoodler35522 ай бұрын
Neil was taken out when what's her name left. Can only have enough of 1 Mort
@THOMASINTHE1980S2 ай бұрын
He appeared in Season 21’s "Carny Knowledge".
@wdcain12 ай бұрын
The last I saw Neil was him pouring whiskey on his mom's bench and telling her to burn in hell. I wish this got elaborated. A flashback episode that showed Merrill was actually as awful as Carter would be fun.
@lordflarus2 ай бұрын
He already did this bit
@kuriboi9522 ай бұрын
Moses just accepted modern day American money in ancient Egypt?
@DragoSonicMile2 ай бұрын
Moses: "What am I supposed to do with this? It doesn't weigh nearly as much as a gold piece."
@waross82142 ай бұрын
there's a joke about the pyramids on the dollar somewhere here but I can't think of anything
@johnbrewer6211 күн бұрын
Yeah cause it’s from the future
@jonathan41582 ай бұрын
Brian wants to stop Moses so he doesn't have to turn off his devices for one day.
@creativeartstudios67922 ай бұрын
That and having to walk three miles
@SiegeTF2 ай бұрын
But dogs love going on walks!
@theotherohlourdespadua11312 ай бұрын
A week, every week. Shabbat is really taken seriously by both Orthodox and Haredi Jews. Even old time Christians of the various denominations took Sabbath seriously...
@antirevomag8342 ай бұрын
Yeah. i like how they kinda show him as not trying to improve the world in actuality, but instead just solely selfishly wanting religion gone JUST for his own convenience. It kinda fits from the shows standpoint, because we're a long ways from seth's original vision of brian being the 'voice of reason' on the show. I mean. even in this episode, god shows up and kicks their asses for their antics, and it's treated so casually, that it's clear he knows god exists, but he's still supposed to be an atheist.
@potatoheadpokemario1931Ай бұрын
He literally won't accept any higher power
@summertime67852 ай бұрын
0:23 Brian jinxed himself.
@DaL33T52 ай бұрын
Shomer fuckin' shabbos.
@GrievousReborn2 ай бұрын
Brian realizing all religions have rules
@Doctor40772 ай бұрын
Does anyone else think that Lois is absolutely rocking that look?
@carsonapplebaum22662 ай бұрын
Idk turning off my phone and walking 3 miles at sunset sounds pretty nice
@BatmanFan762 ай бұрын
0:08 I like this new Mort. He’s got moxy.
@wariothelegend80462 ай бұрын
SpongeBob and Patrick: “AAAAAAAHHHH! Wait…. What’s moxy?”
I mean 20 bucks is a good amount of future currency Imagine the savings you could make by the time it became the used currency
@average-art32222 ай бұрын
So... How much would that be, back in those times? If that's fine to ask about
@jonsku66622 ай бұрын
@@average-art3222 You don't ask men about their finances, just like you don't ask women about their age or weight, or Stewie about his age or what way he swings
@MrGold119872 ай бұрын
@@jonsku6662 You don't ask people about how much they're making. Asking what 20 dollars in modern society would equate to in the past is not included in that
@jonsku66622 ай бұрын
@@MrGold11987 both equate to throwing hands, boi
@thiagodeandrade70812 ай бұрын
But you could not have invested it. Compare and contrast with the traditional example of Judas' thirty pieces of silver. Though 20 dollars would still lots of money when the American dollar was introduced or even later when bills became prevailing way of spending money - if you can make people accept an obviously modern bill.
@khyabatiste36692 ай бұрын
Am I the only one wondering what the veterinarian girl who Brian tried to get with would look like now that there’s no Christianity
@Irish_Ian172 ай бұрын
You know before i even clicked on the video i knew it was going to be that voice.
@Jon_REDACTED2 ай бұрын
Of course Brian’s solution is to make the world more atheist rather than use these opportunities to steer Religion on a better path
@giggukardaguy90772 ай бұрын
Or realize religion isn't the cause of every bad thing in the world and that's more of just an excuse to do those bad things But no no Seth needs his mouth piece
@jack_stone2 ай бұрын
@@giggukardaguy9077But if this act is shown a bad thing is Seth really mouth piecing Brian?!
@giggukardaguy90772 ай бұрын
@@jack_stone They portray the world as finally being perfect because all religion is gone after this and the only reason they bring religion back is cause God beats them up Pretty sure he's still a mouth piece
@lazyquahog93852 ай бұрын
@@jack_stoneThey never really show a world without Abrahamic religion in the episode. God beats up Brian and Stewie and they correct the timeline.
@KyoryuDiabolos2 ай бұрын
South Park already did an episode where in the future they worship science but they’re still at war with each other, almost as if conflict is always part of human nature.
@waltvonkeisel56102 ай бұрын
Should I point out the fact that they weren't even using paper currency during the time of Moses in that specific region?
@khyabatiste36692 ай бұрын
0:31 I said the same thing Stewie did, that actually gave me a good laugh
@antirevomag8342 ай бұрын
Stewie is correct, twenty bucks by modern standards is nothing, but at the rate of inflationary aspects, we could argue that a proper exchange would probably have given him more money than god.
@carsonapplebaum22662 ай бұрын
You tried sooo hard to sound studied, but failed to consider that fiat currencies would not be invented for several thousand more years, and that no one would accept a piece of paper in exchange for anything
@antirevomag8342 ай бұрын
@@carsonapplebaum2266 No, i just didn't give a shit to look that deep into it.
@carsonapplebaum22662 ай бұрын
@@antirevomag834 It's one of the basic concepts of modern economics. Tell me you're still in middle school without actually telling me. I can tell there's a lot of important stuff you're too spoilt to "give a shit" about.
@basili__capybara18645 күн бұрын
@@carsonapplebaum2266what a weird hypothetical conversation to get triggered over to the point of insults
@Stone_Yoshi_32 ай бұрын
*0:40** Say less-*
@IIARROWS2 ай бұрын
"How did you that so fast" It's a time machine...
@tylergoodman35602 ай бұрын
Mort wins the low voice contest. 🎉
@skaldlouiscyphre24532 ай бұрын
Mort sounds like the miscast Fozzie bear.
@JumpirThatsHard2 ай бұрын
Mort Sounds Like Tim Allen
@el_oofo51322 ай бұрын
Moses: “$20 is $20”
@petercullen99272 ай бұрын
I thought he would sound like this after seeing the thumbnail and reading the description
@jaquanmiller25262 ай бұрын
Still, God ain't going to be happy about this in the end.
@summertime67852 ай бұрын
No kidding. Brian and Stewie learn this lesson the *hard way.*
@whynotbrosay2 ай бұрын
@lemons38 he's real in Family Guy land and they got what they deserved. 🤣
@zoperxplex2 ай бұрын
"Family Guy" has beaten the Time Machine thread to death.
@v1e1r1g1e113 күн бұрын
Moses: ''Why is a baby holding out a piece of coloured papyrus to me?''
@ferrellkang49542 ай бұрын
Pappy, if 5 cents gave us 30 pounds of candy… What will 20 bucks give us?
@Mystic-Alchemist12 ай бұрын
I’ll tell you what it can us THE GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES!
@raufowaty214 күн бұрын
0:28 Wouldn't Brian be happy to go out for a walk bcs of his occasional dog instincts kicking in?
@zoidlloyd77362 ай бұрын
Hmm oh damn him sounding more casual is great jus like that flashback when he didn't look geeky but handsome. Harmony way yeah '13 ,Hmm oh yeah that sucked ass well there are no regrets 0:18 ccept going off the grid 3 miles ? this eew (bleep ) up we ,(,bleep) up man 0:25 u know gotta lois my cartoon proud of the last name steinberg
@serioussilliness20642 ай бұрын
Brian, how do you know he did that fast, it could have been ten years and he just showed up a second after he left. It's a tike machine.
@vedymin12 ай бұрын
So thats why the juice are so wealthy...that 20 bucks grew in the bank for them for thousands of years 🐸
@khyabatiste36692 ай бұрын
So with no Christianity Mort’s voice became deep kidnapper voice low
@DgardsGaming2 ай бұрын
actually no stewie cause that money didn't exist back then, currency has changed and altered over decades
@Roark7872 ай бұрын
So Brian wanted to get rid of religion cause he wanted women to be more loose towards him and he wanted to be lazy?... You know God was far to kind to him when he just settled to just give him that beating.
@kaizerhall31382 ай бұрын
Brian claims to be this progressive, morally-upstanding person, but a lot of what he says and does is more about his own self-interests.
@dndgeek41122 ай бұрын
Now Brian is not allowed to eat or get a girl when the sun is up
@apocalypseblues38972 ай бұрын
bro pre-abrahamic paganism CANNOT be better than
@gustavgnoettgen2 ай бұрын
Can we "adjust for inflation" 20 USD to Moses' times for a ridiculous result?
@catandakiko92862 ай бұрын
I have family Guy adult swim airings
@user-kw2yn2ff3n2 ай бұрын
Kevin Swanson and Meg Griffin’s baby 2025
@kevstar23362 ай бұрын
Why does Brian's car looks so different?
@Mikewee7772 ай бұрын
Time travel magic
@peterpocsai16272 ай бұрын
Nope stewie. 1. Dollar did not existed so it was just a piece of paper 2. Chinese invented paper cash but for a long period of time it was not spread around the world so still. Just a piece of paper.
@itayarvatz75592 ай бұрын
The premise of the episode is a bit wierd since jedisim isn't a religion that is bent on bringing others in like Islam and Christianity, Jews are kinda doing their own thing, you can convert to jedisim if you wish but traditionally (excluding reform conversion) converting to jedisim could take years
@1withthelion2 ай бұрын
Stevie did the world a big service
@kadynsandrey18812 ай бұрын
Why?
@ntsejfamyaj2 ай бұрын
cheeses
@SiegeTF2 ай бұрын
So, is it going to be Islam now, or are we getting into Spaghetti Monster territory?
@Ahmed-ye5sd2 ай бұрын
I don't think they'll do one for Islam.
@christopheredwards7882 ай бұрын
Brian you're bad
@thiagodeandrade70812 ай бұрын
No arbitrary (from an atheist's point of view), stifling rules? Does Brian even know what Judaism is? Hasn't he notícia EVERY woman with her head covered?
@mmoney4162 ай бұрын
Every person has their head covered
@thiagodeandrade70812 ай бұрын
@@mmoney416 Fair enough, but the headscarfs are more prominent than the kippah. Also, at this point, in Family Guy, I think, we had seen more male Jewish characters covering their heads than women. So I would say the women covering their heads are a greater change for Brian. Point taken, though. Thanks.
@henrythebananaboy2 ай бұрын
Hello
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid2 ай бұрын
This really shows that Brian only likes a religion when it benefits him, boy because he has any actual faith or dedication to anything. 😂
@cledgefenrir56812 ай бұрын
So Brian seems to think that religion means Christianity. Like Buddhism isnt a thing or does he not count it as a religion.
@SuperCosmicMutantSquid2 ай бұрын
It's Brian. It's in his character to play a big game yet know nothing.
@Kruukk2 ай бұрын
He's a dog l, shouldn't he be happy about a 3 mile walk?
@plendor2 ай бұрын
Whatever Stewie did probably made it worse as usual
@jontwest2 ай бұрын
Bolsheviks are the best!
@TheBandit025Nova2 ай бұрын
Give Moses 20 Dollars well he’s Early Jew so wait that means Islam is the most common religion in world Praise Allah
@lawrencearabia90072 ай бұрын
Then they will go even further back in time to kill Abraham as a baby
@jackalenterprisesofohio2 ай бұрын
What about whatever it was the Chinese or Native American people's believed back then now.
@DgardsGaming2 ай бұрын
pro Israel propaganda, i guess those pro palestine are seething