I love Walmart, Target, "Bed Bath & Beyond", Best Buy and Office Depot, Jessica. "Squeeze" is my favorite word. I'm obsessed with the round condiment squeeze bottles that I love so very much. I love to play with my 20 empty "12-to-16-oz." "Farberware, OXO & Tablecraft" bottles so I can hold, stack and squeeze 'em on my office desk in my bedroom. I love to buy French's mustard, Hunt's ketchup, Kraft honey barbecue sauce and Mrs. Butterworth's pancake syrup at Walmart so I can have my head start on separately refilling my other 4 "16-oz." OXO bottles that belong in my kitchen's cabinet. I'm not the fan of mayonnaise and relish. I'm not an online shopper, but I'd wanna get my larger bottles so I could play with 'em. I love KZfaq's squeezable pancake artwork videos where I can spot the round condiment squeeze bottles. I love to hold (and gently squeeze) the full, round, plastic "30-oz.-to-1-gal." "Blue Plate, Duke's, Heinz & Hellmann's" mayonnaise jars at Walmart. If I were to collect my empty mayonnaise jars, I'd wanna hold (and gently squeeze) 'em. I'd wanna separately fill up my other jars with candies, cookies and money. I'd wanna drum on my plastic mayonnaise lids. I love to squeeze my stuffed pillows, tennis balls, stuffed dolls, orange traffic cone and foamy red heart. I'm obsessed with mustard and ketchup. Burger King is my favorite burger restaurant, but I like McDonald's and Wendy's. I never take home the ketchup packages. I love to squeeze mustard and ketchup on my plain, different-sized cheeseburgers and for my fries. I love to squeeze mustard and ketchup on my plain hotdogs, hash browns and turkey sandwiches. I love to squeeze honey barbecue sauce on my plain hash browns, sloppy joes, crispy chicken strips, (white) rice, meatloaf, cubic steaks, fried pork chops, pork loin and roast. I love to squeeze pancake syrup on my plain pancakes and waffles. I sometimes love to squeeze pancake syrup on my plain sausage patties. ☺💗☺💗☺💗