"This is exactly like Red Dead." *horse pings into the sky* Yep, checks out.

Who would have thought that Jake has the mental capacity to put 80 hours into Farming Simulator to do research

Water, then soap, then water again. Dual task, it's the perfect one

I can't believe these guys playing farming sim makes the game the best thing on KZfaq

The dying seagull got me so good.

I'm glad Jake has found a game that can focus his attention. Be proud of your eighty hours Jake, you got a farmers heart.

Alex has to be one of the most chaotic people I've seen. I get the feeling that, if given the chance, he would absolutely crash a spaceship into Earth just to see what happens. Edit: I don't normally do these but uuuhhh... wow, y'all really thought this comment was good? Anyway, to the person that implied Alex was an Alien that crashed here... that would explain so much.

5:29 I guess the name was Pikku Porkkana (Finnish for little carrot) and Jake actually got it quite close.

Love how Red Dead Redemption is in the description instead of farming simulator edit: not anymore

I like how how everyone was giving Jake a hard time for putting 80 hours into the game when in real life that's a normal work week. I literally put in over 90 hours just last week on our farm

I love how Jake and Nick both picked the same outfit while changing outfits they're clearly have the same mind just a horrible experiment gone wrong and they're separated but they still share it

I can see how this is RDR. You're a gang with horses, you have the ultimate goal of being farmers but you just need more money. Unfortunately Dutch isn't here to help you

Elis and Alex's expressions on 80 hrs of doing farm sim research is hilarious

5:57-6:19 That part was actually really wholesome, LOL! I wasn't expecting that, but I'm happy you guys were cheering Alex on since he'd been struggling with that vehicle so much prior to that moment.

The Jonk/Gabby commentary is freaking mint!

I watch either in bed so I can fall asleep to Ellis' soothing ASMR moaning voice or on the privy so that when I piss myself laughing, it all goes where it's supposed to. I'm a sitter and a folder, to answer Goobs' question as well

The Olympic Log Grabbing was fucking great. And when you wash your hands, first water, then soap, then wash, then rinse the soap off. Soap doesn't work without water being on your hands first.

Great video, by the way Jonk, 80h into a simulation game is barely anything at all.

i'm with alex, stand and fold, and raise the leg when having trouble, that's what a bathtub is for

The thing about alex putting his leg up almost killed me i could not breathe

At 3:37 i thought he was talking about edf the French company for electricity "électricité de france" 😂😅

I love how the game listed isn't FS but Read Dead 2

God knows what might happen if you actually played Red dead redemption

7:30 I’m literally on the toilet lmaoo

7:39 can confirm. Also, I crouch on the rim.

My favorite KZfaqrs mentioning my favorite game red dead couldn’t go better

Rinse, lather, scrub, dry. That is the best way to wash your hands. Wet your hands so the soap has something to bind to and it spreads across the entire surface of your hands, apply and rub the soap across your hands WITHOUT PUTTING MORE WATER, then scrub the soap off under the water, and dry fully including between your fingers. The drying is also part of the cleaning process, and you should dry every part of your hand just like how you would lather every part of your hand. The drying finishes pulling off any leftover grime that was knocked loose, but not flushed away with the water as well as pull off any leftover water that has pooled and collected grime.

when Gabby and Nick went in the air with their horses. That was a "we'll use the power of friendship" moment

30 seconds in and the first clip already gives me questions

1:31 "I love in Red Dead when they had like alien technology in the wild west"

4:49 80 hours? Chump change compared to others.

8:00 I suggest we get Alex and the gang a bidet. They obviously need it

WPE is just that type of channel i watch while talking a shit. Something so relaxing.

The horses literally say peace I’m out and flew off

"Farming Simulator but it's pretty much Red Dead Redemption" is a game that i would 100% buy

Water then soap, otherwise you just wash some of the soap off without it doing anything, and it needs the water to properly lather up.

jonk has a good shout cast voice i want him to shout cast a evo event

7:21: Jake had to address his hairline at some point. I'm surprised it happened this soon.

Oh you're not supposed to eat the soap, thank you for teaching us

"It's just farming Sim, I can eat banana bread while watching" 7:40 "Shit, nevermind" And the moral of the story is don't eat while watching wpe

Broeback mountain be like

Jonk embarrassed about putting 80 hours into farming sim for research Me: laughs in 1,000+ hours in farming sim 19 😂

I just wanna give a massive shoutout to the SovietWomble style editing for everyone's subtitles! Especially at the part where they are thanking Grethor for the tier 1 sub and asking if he's a stander/sitter, scruncher/folder! Also 10/10 for the dying seagull laugh, love you Ellis x!

So, does Jake genuinely love Farming Sim, or is he hoping that WPE can play the game long enough to unlock everything without going bankrupt?

That fucking flying car in the air killed me, omg...🤣🤣

Now I have to go play Farm Simulator to cleanse me of this Atrocity.

7:30: Just waiting for the extras channel to have this conversation up, virtually unedited.

Nick: "Hold on I gotta deposit my car for a horse" *performs amazing stunt

I. Got in trouble watching this in class 😅 I tried to hold on my laughter, but... It was just too funny 😂

Yes! My favorite Farming Simulator~😆😆 Can't wait for the Charity stream~😆😆 It will be amazing.

"I'm gonna deposit my car for a horse" -Nick

So here's the real knowledge bomb - wet one hand, pump soap into it, and then lather both.

soap is an emulsifier, it helps break down oils on the skin so it can mix with the water and take the dirt and germs away, so it is water, then soap, rub for 20 seconds, then rinse with water. That is what they teach in nursing school

Water->soap->scrub->rinse->dry hands on pants or air dry

“This is basically red dead” *Immediately encounters a bug. YEP it’s DEFINITELY red dead!

Alex describing the shit sink thing where he puts his leg up on the sink to wipe more effectively is and was me years ago 👍👌👍👌

Omg those fields is a straight as a roundabout 🤣🤣🤣

What a great thing to wake up to.

The "uncensored" upload was way funnier than the sanitized Susan-friendly upload.

WPE, after farming for less than 2 minutes: Nah f**k it. Horses

80 hours aint bad... ive got closer to 3600 hours in FS19 and a tiny 600 in FS22 😂

"Oh maybe eating while watching WPE is a great idea" 8:03 * 💀

WAIT! I thought my group were the only ones that had arguments about standing or sitting shitting?! Mind blown.

Everytime they goof around on the farm, I always have to wonder, out there is a starving town in need of resources, and their main suppliers are mounting forklifts and huffing grain

I’m with Alex. Stand, one foot up on the toilet seat and squat just a tiny bit. Really helps get the angle spot on.

There's never a dull moment watching your videos and I love it

Nick: I’m going to deposit my car for a horse. *proceeds to turn his car into the flying car from harry potter*

I can’t watch these vids when I’m eating because I’d just end up choking from the laughter

even youtube thought it was red dead redemption XD

Soon as the bathroom talk started all I could think was " you heathens". And immediately after that I couldn't stop laughing. Lord abovei lovewatching these beautiful nut jobs.

When it comes to washing your hands, I say it varies by the soap. If it's foaming soap, it goes on first, and you lather than rinse. Bit if it's the liquid soap you first wet your hands, squirter the soap, lather, then rinse

I keep rewinding to the 80 hr part because it's quite sad and funny

they aCTUALlY made this game amazingly funny

The irony of watching this video while taking a shit.

I didn't even know standing while taking a shit was a thing

Oh god literally crying at how funny this is xD

Apparently me and Alex wipe the same way. Standing there, leg mounted on something, digging in the crack to get the deepest areas

I just sat down on the toilet at the same moment in the video as people take shits to the video

I put soap on one hand, water on the other, and then push them together.

You are the first person who made me laugh in this game

Jake the Jaking Jonk and Gabby Crabby Patty are my favourite couple. :)

If your putting soap on dry hands your doing it wrong. Soap needs water to lather up properly and thus do its job properly. You wet your hands, then soap up. If you put soap on first you also just wash most of the soap straight off when you put em under the water. Also water then soap is the order they teach doctors and shit to do it in and if you ever do a first aid course. Soooooo im inclined to think the medical professionals know best lol

Watching your videos makes me laugh my ass off

Jesus Christ you guys are a riot, thanks so much again.

7:38 well God damn, that's exactly where I am

7:44 stander, definitely me.

5:17 i would rather admit to watching piss porn than admit to playing farming simulator for 80 hours 😂

Not just RDR, but also Rocket League and a little bit of Skyrim. And also Water in the soap for foamy feeling in the hands.

KZfaq even agrees that this is red dead redemption

It would be fun to see you guys play red dead redemption 2 because of how much you can troll each other.

Jonks precious farming club.

5:32 My god. It’s me :D

5:20 i feel attacked as i have 900hours in fs 22 and 1500 in fs19 and probably thousands more in previous games

As a fellow stander I stand with Alex

Gotta agree with Alex, and then Nick. Though, I'm a stander and a skrunker. I know the argument for sitting and wiping is that standing gets it all over your cheeks, but if it's really that bad, I'll just go take a shower right after.

80 hours is over 3 DAYS worth of farming sim.

Sooo.... I just learn that I am a "Stander"

How the Hell do I find your videos so entertaining??????

It’s soap water soap, that way the soap mixes with the water and goes all around, then you wash off

Im not going to lie, i usually am shitting when i watch you guys.