Fart Bloopers

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Fart Bloopers

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@pamalford8319 2 жыл бұрын

My Dad had a dry sense of humor, which made his even more funnier. One night we were watching it snow from the patio door when I observed, impressed: "Wow, it is really coming down". About that time he ripped off a big one and said: "Yeah, and it's thunderin', too". My Mother and I were hysterical.

@bobstark4020 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed outloud at your comment. Thank you Pam, you made my day better. Thumbs up to your dad too.

@wooflepoofle8512 2 жыл бұрын

Hey bro, sorry for disliking at the start. It was a Mistouch

@bobstark4020 2 жыл бұрын

@@wooflepoofle8512 that's okay, these things happen.

@NazriB 2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Cum Fart

@chrisbee9643 Жыл бұрын

you were raised the right way xD

@emt5330 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the horse paused, looked the situation over, and then let it rip

@snisbet721 3 жыл бұрын

Horse: I'm about to make this guy's career memorable *Let's one rip*

@juditha.4429 10 ай бұрын

Yes, that was funny!

@kokopelli2012 8 жыл бұрын

the best part is the horse just stands there and looks at him

@pauljohnson3340 7 жыл бұрын

HAH-"don't put me on camera, turd."

@emt5330 3 жыл бұрын

The horse was thinking " now's the time"..

@TheLtBicker 8 жыл бұрын

0:56 Reminds me of an hilarious incident back when I used to deliver pizzas; I had arrived at the customer's house when she wanted to pay by credit card, so I called the parlor and started giving them the credit card number when, out of nowhere, their dog, who was simply laying down on the floor, ripped a LOUD one, and it took me a good 10 seconds or more before I could finally stop laughing.

@joealvarez7419 5 жыл бұрын

Lt Bicker o

@ViolettaD1485 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's right, blame the dog.

@donkinzett3961 2 жыл бұрын

My body is a fart machine,it's supposed to be Good for your health,well that's my story and I'm sticking to it

@redranger78web21 2 жыл бұрын

Just like cats ,. OH my gosh. Back in 1988 , u went to a friend's house, and then to his relatives house,. I sat in a chair, that had high arm rests,. There cat was sitting on the arm rest next to me, ( get the idea, yet ?,. Yes , you heard the silent but deadly, phrase ? Yup , I sat there for about 10 minutes, and there cat humped up on the arm rest , in about? 5 minutes, I , um ,. Had to get up from the chair , and wave my hands in front of my face, LOL 😁😀,. The other person, home owner, laughed and said" did ( don't remember the cats name, ), did she or he fart ? I said yes,. She's snickering, and run the cat off of the chair,. Remember? Silent but deadly?? Yup ,mm huh ,. My description? It smelled very bad , sorry, none smells great,. So , lol 😁😀😆😂

@keithturner4375 Жыл бұрын

U shaw it as the dog ??

@RocketSurgery7 12 жыл бұрын

The guy with the monkeys was hilarious. "Stop farting...hahahha!"

@mdshoaibakhtar3173 3 жыл бұрын

No one has replied u for years 😂 Are u there buddy.... KZfaq ancestors 🙄

@amward1989 9 жыл бұрын

Why are farts so funny? I'm dying here!

@amward1989 9 жыл бұрын

David McCormick Ah ha ha ha! Right?!

@DelcoRanz93 8 жыл бұрын

+David McCormick Yes but would it work in the event of a mugging?

@ingamingpc1634 8 жыл бұрын

+Alecia Ward because there happening at the worse times

@amward1989 8 жыл бұрын

LOL! Right?

@davidholman48 8 жыл бұрын

+Alecia Ward You don't want to know why. If you do, they won't be funny anymore.

@fredmckinney8933 2 жыл бұрын

We had to put our dog, Piper, down about a month ago. But I'll never forget a very funny fart-related moment from her. My wife and I pray before going to bed every night. On this one particular night, Piper was laying in bed between us. While we were praying, Piper got up and reoriented herself to where her butt was facing us. Right as my wife had finished praying and I drew a breath to start praying, Piper emitted the NASTIEST silent-but-deadly, and at close range, too! It took about 10 minutes for the stench to dissipate and for me to regain my composure. One thing I thanked God for that night while praying was the gift of laughter. LOL

@pamalford8319 2 жыл бұрын

Silent but violent, eh? Those are the worst!!

@searchingsoul1728 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Piper

@wmuch1443 2 жыл бұрын

I love that you and your wife pray together, nightly. Aw such a blessing !!!

@mutantapk 2 жыл бұрын

Kind of reminds me of what my dog did when she was younger. See every sunday after church I would lay down, and go to sleep. Well, one time my dog Cricket wanted to sleep in bed with me. Next thing I know I found out she has gas in her sleep, and her butt was pointed at my face. I didn't get any sleep at all that day, and my mom nearly died laughing.

@twobarrells Жыл бұрын

That was the devil telling you gods not true?

@dianeashworth2311 Жыл бұрын

Even the word itself is funny to me. This incident happened many times in my 32 year teaching career. Typically it occurred when the class was quiet, doing math or reading to themselves. Then a student announced to the class, “Someone farted in here!” Evidently someone did a ‘sneaker’ fart- the silent and deadly one. Every single time it happened, I laughed until tears ran down my cheeks. Half of the class began chuckling, then laughing out loud. Finally the time ‘passed’ and we were ‘winded’ and back to the pre-fart classroom.

@juditha.4429 10 ай бұрын

I taught 35 years, and you're right--it always happened when everybody was quietly working. And then the class never got over it!

@paianis 7 жыл бұрын

I like how the horse aimed its arse at the camera.

@EmoWillow77 8 жыл бұрын

lol 1:15 That horse was like "I didn't do it!"

@Galero15 14 жыл бұрын

I love it how people will never reach maturity to the where they dont laugh when someone farts. xD

@rachelchunter6180 15 жыл бұрын

0:48 - "If I hear "brrrrrrt" ... " Lmfao. XD

@Khorney 8 жыл бұрын

8 Years later this is still funny.

@bigverybadtom 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Monty Python courtroom sketch: "May I call for an adjournment?" Judge: "Certainly not!" A big fart is blown by the policeman.

@aqacefan 3 ай бұрын

The judge asks why the constable didn’t just say he needed to break wind, and he replies “I couldn’t recall the proper legal term.”

@lifegoeson1007 2 жыл бұрын

Horse: “bro come on, the wind is blowing my way” 😂

@Beauty4Aspies 12 жыл бұрын

"With all due respe-(quaack) sh-t. . ." LOL

@lonnieweddington2883 3 жыл бұрын

NEVER gets old!!

@DangoStick 11 жыл бұрын

"... With all due respect, Mr. -fart- bleeeeeep!"

@zacharydj12 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@backpackdude1 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@silver8680 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine his name is mr. Fart lol

@davidatkinson2167 Жыл бұрын

My father had a very dry humour which was usually very apt for the occasion. Once, as a young lad, probably about 10 years of age I had a slight touch of wind. My father, with a totally dead pan voice looked at me and said, 'The bloke who takes two sniffs of that is a greedy bugger.' Nearly 70 years later I can still hear him saying it.

@sirisaxmanable 10 жыл бұрын

I don't care how old I get, farting will NEVER not be funny!

@dababy1025 4 жыл бұрын

sirisaxmanable amen brother

@robertcroxtonjr.7623 3 жыл бұрын

ain't that the truth

@pauljordan4452 3 жыл бұрын

Oldest form of humour.

@MacCormickCave 3 жыл бұрын

@@pauljordan4452 The most cowardly form of comedy. The shortcut when you don't have a good joke. Just look at Adam Sandler's films.

@Lyn55555 2 жыл бұрын

I have been laughing at farts since I was a child. I'm 70 now and I still laugh my butt off!!! 🤪

@luigibrendo 5 жыл бұрын

0:01 the guy in the back lmao😂😂

@rachelchunter6180 13 жыл бұрын

I still laugh like hell when he says "If I hear "brrrrrt"...." at around 0:48. Don't know why, but it still cracks me up. LOL. xD

@mrdre47mgm 10 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!! Too funny, especially with the horse.

@TruMorbid 13 жыл бұрын

Love the GH clip. Nothing like shattering the tension of a moment with a good fart. Lmao!

@dennishbergkamp 12 жыл бұрын

I despise people who fart silently and then walk off, leaving you to take the blame!

@bad74maverick1 2 жыл бұрын

The horse: "what? what's the problem? I didn't hear anything".

@annetteslife 6 жыл бұрын

The horse farting on a news feed was hilarious

@336kgf 13 жыл бұрын

I think the horse wanted the camera people to go away.

@GladiusSkyhawk101 12 жыл бұрын

Funny, I grew up where two males in my household always farted and made jokes so I went along with it. It's funny at the right time. I even hear them fart in formal settings. It's even more funny when you aren't 'supposed' to fart.

@anthonyabba7603 6 жыл бұрын

0:02 that was sneaky and silent....but cute ! haha

@Sumieika 13 жыл бұрын

lol after the horste fartet 1:13 he looked at the camera like '' wtf are you looking at, i didint do it! ''

@JesuscantergallopTB 11 жыл бұрын

The people's reactions make you want to laugh so much though

@sueclark5287 2 жыл бұрын

At the end f the day, a fart is still funny as a good Robin Williams joke

@micahsmith9620 2 жыл бұрын

I be happy to do it but I'll tell you right now if I hear "brrrrrt"😂.

@HyperSimy 14 жыл бұрын

That horse was the best! LOL

@sereanaduwai8313 5 жыл бұрын

The horse even turned around to time its fart to his reply! Smart animal or just good timing .

@DragonlordXV 9 жыл бұрын

1:21 LMFAO ....stop farting!!!!!!

@owenploof3832 11 жыл бұрын

"Whether Luis can find him and bring him home is anyone's gas" FART

@RocketSurgery7 12 жыл бұрын

Thank you. For some reason that part really made me laugh.

@calvinhouston5015 4 жыл бұрын

0:36 is where I laughed so hard... He sits down saying "with all do respect" and then "BUUUURRRRAAAAAPP". He breaks wind...LOL...!!!.... He laughs in embarrassment. When someone laughs like that, it either means that they are embarrassed or they are embarrassed and they begin to smell their own fart and they laugh to cover it up to keep everyone else from smelling it...LOL...!!!!...

@robertdees2442 2 жыл бұрын

A good fart brings out the juvenile in everyone.

@slickdog78 13 жыл бұрын

Farting transcends age, it's ALWAYS funny.

@Sorted906 10 жыл бұрын

I went from father meeting his child for the first time to this. I have issues!

@JosephinesDays 10 жыл бұрын

Amazing timing from the horse :D :D

@darylpenner5763 3 жыл бұрын

Never gets old!!!!!

@LOLGuy431 11 жыл бұрын

0:01 the black guy in the background almost spews his drink when the girl farts! LOL!!!

@jorgegaytan3012 6 жыл бұрын

gas prices varies as you can see

@mais4u 12 жыл бұрын

i dont know why ppl say its bad to fart, i find it hilarious

@silver8680 2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's bad to hold it in... all that methane gas buildup can kill a person

@NewsToAstonish 12 жыл бұрын

@Galero15 That's the beauty of it!!! Who would of thought one of our bodily functions can makes laugh so hard! It's so hilarious!

@PamelaRP 11 жыл бұрын

Super funny video of these animals doing funny things. Made me laugh a lot and thanks for the post.

@Sanaa_K_Mohamed 3 жыл бұрын

Why is Jared Padalecki and every Supernatural Gag Reel not on here?

@HippoReacts 10 жыл бұрын

@ the last two parts, I, for the first time in my life, laughed till there were tears!

@lonelal3x 12 жыл бұрын

the last one was the best....

@grayace4556 7 ай бұрын

Farts are funny, man. Always have been, always will be! LOL!

@TheCoolProfessor 11 жыл бұрын

1:17 is the best!

@Paulcat 5 ай бұрын

Il never understand why farts make me laugh but they do no matter the circumstances

@JesuscantergallopTB 11 жыл бұрын

I wonder what it is about that sound that makes people laugh...

@ahmedelsheikh1987 5 жыл бұрын

If soldiers farted in Iraq, Afghanistan, Normandy and every battle, we wouldn't have had wars! Let's all fart and bring peace to the world!

@Bige4u 9 жыл бұрын

Confucius say.... man who fart in church, sit in own pew. lol

@DelcoRanz93 8 жыл бұрын

+Bige4u As the Late Great George Carlin once said, "That's why they call them Pews"

@stevekilpatrick7105 5 жыл бұрын

Confucius also say, man who lay dingaling on hood of running car have'em hot rod

@wesleydub2371 7 жыл бұрын

after watching this i farted

@scotthopkins823 7 жыл бұрын

Wesley I'oeuille I did too!

@ianmichalski7997 6 жыл бұрын

After viewing this video, I felt a deep gastrointestinal rumbling. Imagine my chagrin when suddenly and without warning, I too had flatulated!

@michaelevans2750 Ай бұрын

Same!😂😂😂😂

@sueclark5287 2 жыл бұрын

Its one of the most human noizes ever.

@asxefv 13 жыл бұрын

we need to applause people when they fart

@fakeknife87 11 жыл бұрын

Guy humor, the little boy from the second clip was funny! LMAO

@Silenced23 2 жыл бұрын

Horse and chimp farts! Glad I'm alive to witness this.

@CoyoteSevenFL 5 жыл бұрын

Farts are the greatest human equalizers... everybody farts, from kings and queens to the common man. And they always come when least expected, leaving death, destruction and gut-wrenching laughs. LMF(arting)AO!

@scotjrunyon8773 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh i haven't seen passions for a long time. Still the same. I miss everything about passions even more.

@Phagocytosis 11 жыл бұрын

Terrific question. Let's all ponder this awhile.

@HMJ93 12 жыл бұрын

I met the presenter at 1:16 & even had my photo taken with him. I noticed him at the County Show where I was with my mum. She seemed to get even more excited than me as she was virtually jumping up & down like a little girl saying we need to get a photo with him! :D

@CappaTheGreat 12 жыл бұрын

first clip: dude behind them almost almost spits out his drink

@HeshoCopter 9 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahaha i can't stop laughing my eyes got watery just now .... Oh my god

@laurenceleask5139 2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious and funny and funny 😄😆🤣😂😁

@spencerstrickland5266 4 жыл бұрын

The guy in the third clip looks like a more handsome version of Ben Stupiro.

@denialnumber4513 8 жыл бұрын

Is should be sleeping and I'm trying to quietly laugh my butt off

@hbomb2704 15 жыл бұрын

lol the one with the horse ahaha

@terrispoonemore5876 2 жыл бұрын

Makes ne smile everytime

@Marchant2 12 жыл бұрын

Nothing like a little butt breeze to lighten things up.

@kimmyfreak200 Ай бұрын

the horse ...lol such a prankster

@mac11380 Жыл бұрын

I can't imagine how horrific a chimp fart must be.

@ForgottenPinata 11 жыл бұрын

this was too funny

@GITTUCK77 14 жыл бұрын

Farting is ALWAYS funny!!

@jmjgirl93 15 жыл бұрын

lol xD "with all due respect" brrr" xDD

@diegocarvalho8461 3 жыл бұрын

Magnific crraatures 1:19

@bowlofarthritus 13 жыл бұрын

I always wondered why farting is just so funny!

@snowyphil65 12 жыл бұрын

haha wow, i thought the horse would win but the monkeys definitely win, ass in the air and all

@decmadine 3 жыл бұрын

I was football coaching abroad. I was taking a class with my friend, a fellow coach. It was the end of the session so they were just playing a match, inside a small hall. Suddenly this one indian boy let's out a huge fart as he's running with the ball...me and the other coach couldn't stop laughing for about 30mins, both had to leave the room on multiple occasions.

@michaelrobertson2671 6 жыл бұрын

farting makes the people come together.

@zhot94 15 жыл бұрын

lol that was funny

@tasty245 7 жыл бұрын

00:38 what if that had been a high pitched fart?!

@gelfondavendeb 9 жыл бұрын

What is this from? Is it bloopers from different shows or is it a show that presents bloopers?

@FLAME4564 12 жыл бұрын

xD LAWL XD might i just say chaps xD this is the biggest entertainment ive watched on this site in my whole life xD

@jademay9047 7 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard when the man sat down and farted people where looking at me in the library

@lukebrickman341 11 жыл бұрын

"With all due respect Mr. F**k"

@downhilltwofour0082 Жыл бұрын

I am getting really old now and I have trouble restraining myself at times. If I think ones is getting ready to cut loose, while I'm conversing or in a check-out line I just start coughing in hopes it will make the sound less noticeable! So the next time some old coot you're dealing with starts coughing, just back up a few steps! LOL