Why is their so much hahahahaha🤣

Well I mean it's sojiro what you expect

@Orga777 wait Really Dayum sojiro literally best wing man

SPEECH 100

Bro that's like some Bethesda level dialogue "Akira is cheating on me!" *Charisma 10* "No." "Oh, right. My bad."

The power of *HOO BOY*

Orenji lmfao 😂 🤣

Isn’t that Mishima?

Ryuji is sometimes hopeless

@@khanjue5511 no but f for our boi

@@yoshi_705 f indeed

jay martens I kinda wish Sojiro would say that 😂

The list was accurate. Chihaya was a nice one. Takemi, Kawamommy and Futaba was jokingly hella accurate. But the last one? Oh heavens, it got me rolling like HECK!

made my hour

Sojiro seeing Futaba : * shotgun loading noises *

Yeehaw LMAO

Sojiro: "A teacher and a student? That really does happen?" Joker: *THAT'S THE BEST PART*

Please use his real name: *BROJIRO*

​@@smoker5989No No, it's brojibro.

Brojiro: Hoo boy, when I said exciting I didn't mean the scary type!

well its pretty fuckin obvious ren was CLEARLY dating ryuji

*Hoo Boi intensification at maximum levels*

*Hooo Boi*

That profile pic is just perfect for this comment.

HOO BOI... but deadass next year if we all get out I'm gonna try to go to a coffee place and try and see which of my (girl) friends show up and hope this exact same type of thing happens

Your icon makes your comment so much better

Hazalski best part was Sojiro was quick to treat the boys to an amazing dinner. Bromance at its peak I must say.

Nah I’m with the bois

@@spaceman0455 this is what I was thinking about

"I can't see you today. Tuesdays are for the boys"

You watching porn by yourself, naw man I’m with my bois

Always denied!! No matter what...

*It wasn't me*

"and i said NO, you know, like a liar"

@@falsemimicry I-i know that reference!!!

@@asilva5021 IT WAS MORGANA I SWEAR MORGANA:WH

I'm about to end this cat's whole career

r/cuckthecat

He's Getting the Milk Tonight

On the bright side now human Morgana can sleep with joker

This is the reason I can't bring myself to romance Ann.. Morgana calls it the second he sees her. I can't do that to him!

Sumi trying to blindly trust you hits hard too

It's worse in the ova. She straight up starts crying! Ooof...

@Captain Zorc Original Voice Acting

@@palkoescobar5997 original video animation*

@@hendrikssan5547 Sumire's lines cut deep. She doesn't even sound particularly mad, she just seems... Hurt.

*FBI OPEN UP*

ike main not really they’re what a year apart

@@ulty1472 I know, it's just that futaba isnt 18, yes joker isnt 18 too, but it was just a joke, sorry if I misspelled something, I just woke up

ike main i know i just should’ve worded my response better

HOOOO BOI FUTABA: NOOOOOOO BOI

FOR REAL

Hoo boo

Hoo boi

Hoo boi

Hoo boi

Even his own daughter. XD like dude it's your child. Sojiro be like: AdoPtED

Charm level 6

sojibro (Y)

Nah just realized sojiro has been in jokers shoes

Sojiro the real MC his Charmisma is God-Like

Also big W for Sojiro for saving us from Chocolate Poisoning

They are blind to each other. Their focus is only on Joker.

The urge to murder can sometimes blind people

@@solsun7350 Are you speaking from experience?

@@hisen3.146 no

*HOW DID YOU KNOW*

hoo boy

Woah!

To quote Ryuji, “For real 😲”

Can I add you?

"yo"

I guess that’s fine

@@salsh4701 thanks for the laugh

@@salsh4701 You should be grateful

I spent a romantic night with Iwai

Let’s be real, who wouldn’t wanna hear “Hoo boy”?

Twist: Sojiro keeps coming back to help clean the plates and forgets about why he left in the first place to start an endless loop at the same time each girl shows up.

I love this scene so much more than the one that was in the original, its so nice

Honestly felt so wholesome & hilarious this entire convo. I love the option to hang out with the bros.

And you get chocolate from all the girls if you decide to friendzone them!

Huh it always been there in the original

@@justbear9641 I might have just forgot ._.

@@squeakymeow yeah,I remember the "don't get wrapped up in the mood" from the original

@@Blade.5786 Oh well, but the first one is new at least right?

It’s been there since release...

Either that or Uh I'm calling the fbi

Or, "Oh, you shoulda just told me"

@@fireburstin3315" hoo boy"

@@fireburstin3315 how about a "enjoy yourselves" compilation?

Why? There all the same.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html Here

But Morgana's reaction with Ann is more satisfying. Granted it would had been funnier if he had shown some more despair.

He laughed with Haru as well.

@@williammcnear3462 morgana and haru: **laughing** Haru: **pulls out an axe while laughing** Morgana: AHHHHHHHH That's what I imagined when I read your comment lol.

mwehehehe

Even better that he basically mimicked Futaba

If atlus decided to do that then why didnt they just made sae instead of ohya for the optionsssss

That must be edited? If that's true my mind would be blown. Atlus themselves trolling the player for choosing Ohya

It happened with Kawakami too!

I'M SO HAPPY YOU POINTED THIS OUT!! Lmfao because FUCK Ohya! 😂

Now I gained some more respect for Atlus

Weird that he only has one smile for Haru and Makoto. Especially Makoto considering that he assumed they were dating multiple times in the story.

That's not even the weirdest one! Haru comes to Sojiro for advice on cooking and her burgeoning café venture as part of her confidant. You'd think she'd be his favorite, or, what, was he only pretending to be a coffee stud and jealous that Joker actually pulled it off?

@@tokie4199 Sojiro loves coffee because Wakaba, his one true love, made a delicious combination of coffee and curry. So it's like she never left.

​​@@jyousemorenoeng, not only that. It's also because of the story of that curry. He has his own original recipe which Wakaba tried. She then proceeded to turn up to their place of work the next day with a recipe that she formulated with the sole purpose of it being better than Sojiro's original curry and to perfectly complement the coffee (it successfully did both). Wakaba also fed Futaba that curry when raising her, and Futaba would only eat her mother's curry after her death, probably out of remembrance for her mother, which Sojiro thankfully knew how to make. That curry has a story, like most Asian food. It was a gift to him by his best friend who he also had a crush on. It's the dish that Futaba remembers her mother by. And it was the only thing Futaba would eat before we came along and brought her out of her shell

I believe Rivers in the Desert is more appropriate here.

Zdude0127 or life will change

More like “OH SHIT” ambulance sirens “OH SHIT”

He'll never see it coming

*Their clothes change*

Just don’t tell sae’s sister.

@@sansdremurr607 I like how the tables have turned on this one.

I was really damn suprised on my first playthrough after romancing Makoto. I thought she was here to kick my ass for romancing her sister

Meh, it's just obligation chocolate.

@@edmg7 it's obvious that by the way she talks it's not necesary by obligation

That the same lesson as in school day.

The game doesn't really punish you, at worst this was a slap on the wrist but everything turns out fine in the end

But what if you love em all lol

@@bryanbkool1341 you literally get your ass kicked… only reason you got out fine is cause sojiro basically has infinite charm and can bs your way out… for now

We're stealing hearts to let people have freedom and to have hope, not steal it and break it

ryuji best girl

@@sandals7384 bro, I thought its Pancake boi

Divine Cutz pancake boy is best boy. Ryuji is best girl. a slight difference

Ramen before wahmen

or if you have dirty dishies, *dish before bish*

It's the quiet ones you got to watch for they are the ones more likely hiding something like that

@@TetsuRiken well Haru isn't quite but she is the innocent one

Yeah I couldn’t tell from that SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THATS ONE BIG FUCKIN AXE-

That's what makes Haru great. She SEEMS to be a sweet, innocent, delicate flower... And then you realize that she's far more enthusiastic about killing shadows than anyone else IN THE SERIES, she has a sadistic streak a mile wide, Watches horror movies for fun, her driving is absolutely deranged, her weapons are a fucking AXE and a ROTARY GRENADE LAUNCHER (Because fuck you and everyone near you)and she does all this while sporting a calm, confident little smile. She may have no screentime. But i will choose the floof everytime.

You’re doing God’s work

HOOOO BOOOI

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hooooo Boiiiiiiiiii!

Hoo boi chain?

Pfffft ya ads appear in the most enespected moment...

Inflicted with despair

Cuck the cat complete mission accomplished

One of the reasons why I romanced ann, to cuckhold that damn annoying cat

@@casualecho1669 i did that but with sae and makoto, fuck you sae for spoiling me the palace's owners!

r/cuckthecat

Same

Damn theeeeeeeeeeem!

PhoenixBlazer39 lol least they make up for it in the Valentine Ova

@@abealshamy And that ova was.. smooth

@@alexandrojavierpinto2501 can I get a link to that

What makes that funny tho is because Morgana has no game when it comes to Ann (even if you don't romance her)

@@AMonkeyBoy-mc3sd He's a cat. Ann would never show any romantic interest in him. His chances were doomed from the start.

@@SvanTowerMan I know

Sae: Listen here you little shit

Makoto's my third favorite girl, but: Me, an Ann fan: *Listen here you little shit*

That scene if legit so hilarious if you date Makoto!

overrated tbh

Weird way to spell Yoshizawa there. But seriously, whatever floats your boat.

Mondays are for the boys Tuesdays are for the boys Wednesdays are for the boys Thursdays are for the boys Fridays are for the boys SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS Sundays are for the boys

PIIIN!

@@Name-wc2lk The Boys: *_24/7,7 days a week_*

#theboys

40:48 Cheating Whore Route*

Lmaoo Cuck the Cat, it would be so funny to have that trophy, also it has to be one in a very small list of games where you can have that event happening

I got my revenge on that motherfucker

The ultimate vengeance.

Morgana deserves it for not telling me what was wrong before I went to Hawaii...

I never thought I would read the words "cuck the cat" in my life

He knows what's up

Even Sojiro's like damn bruh you got low standards

it's so fucking funny i think that's the only one where he looks disappointed

Ohya fans be in shambles rn

​@@m3mori, closest would also be Kawakami, and that's more being shocked 😮 though he might also be concerned. Teacher/student relationships have an unbalanced power dynamic so dating one is usually something which would set off alarm bells in a father's head, like Sojiro.

Narrator: he shouldn’t have!

In the Vanilla version, he is a little more angry

He has mad respect

​@@joaolima7131, this is the definitive version, so clearly the new version is now the real one. It portrays a father who is still a little disturbed by his daughter knocking boots with someone, but he trusts him nonetheless.

No way it wasn’t rehearsed by all of them beforehand lol.

Ever since Witcher 3 I always look up if the harem route has consequences I was very crushed I got dumped and the bad ending my first playthrough

Haremfricker249 adds 2 more girls in his list

That was a learning moment

They don't feel as powerful as before but still they're great

The king's orders are absolute!

Anthony Fanchin I take offence to this comment, one for Yusuke having a pimp as his ultimate persona and second...his full title is Chad Yu and you will respect him by addressing him as such

Ah yes, the Sister Complex Kingpin of Steel

Blasmephy! The one true king to rule them all is Minato Arisato! He screwed 6 chicks AND a robot! Also, if you juggle the gameplay correctly, Minato does all of this WITHOUT getting found out on V-day!

Glitched Knights yet he’s now a door and Yu can still do as he wishes, so I think your point is invalid

And did nobody question the fact that Joker was dating every girl in their friend group? Like seriously there has to be sum serious conversation about this.

OMG NO WAY!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

YOOO NO WAAAYYY

Valentines day should have been saturday.so he had an exucuse.not to hang out with them

Well, every single Valentine's Day, I haven't had anyone to hang out with, and I doubt this year will be any different.

Find the underage KZfaq account

She also has joker's phone bugged too right?

​@@whisperingunknown1441, yup, it's bugged. Plus she hacks it constantly. She probably bugged his shoes too.

@@nkyfong If she ever moves to the US, I think the CIA will want to recruit her.

*O H Y E A H*

Sojiro summons his Persona: _"Neuter him! Satanael!"_

THATS THE BEST PART

Ohya isn’t bad lol

@@matty3967 He has a serious sprite when he says "Enjoy yourselves".

Sae- Holy Moly

You didn't even bring me anything...

Sad part is he is but hurt not over the fact that Joker is with his adoptive daughter he is upset because she didn't bring him chocolate

43:22 - It seems that *To quote Tom Hanks* you can't handle the truth!

And it's the closest you'll get dating Ryuji, so I'll take it.

This comment is underrated

@@randomarmy4871 it truly is I’m sadden by that fact

Joseph Cruz sumire best girl

I mean it kinda makes sense because I feel like it’s pretty decently implied that Sojiro goes home whenever Joker does anything at Leblanc that doesn’t involve him

@@worldsupermedia7509 It does make sense, I just find it funny that he doesn't know.

It was explained I believe that she waits until the cafe is empty and she sneaks in but honestly I wish there was a scene where Sojiro or maybe even Ryuji accidentally run into her while she's there that probably would've been funny as hell

Ohya clearly is his least favorite, as she’s the only one he’s disappointed by.

Don't make her mad though... She's got an axe.

@@makaylacunning5727 it's best to take her chocolates before she crushes them

@@makaylacunning5727 don't forget the grenade launcher too. Running won't help lol

She is under 18... run

@@Name-wc2lk nah, she's 3rd year in japanese high school whos's going to graduate, so she's 17-18 years old.

Mona have no reaction to makoto

@@noitha4995 Thanks!

I saw the table and saw that cat thing on the table and I died laughing

A.J Thomas A lot of men of culture around this time

That’s a weird way to spell futaba

Daniel Banov his opinion Seriously People Come On

@@loganolson5316 his*

Yeah seems some are a bit into this kinda stuff but good to know that there are cultured people around here

The best Nijima sister

very true

The Modders gotta add it! She's my favorite Persona 5 Waifu.

Its definitely very tragic that she's not an option.

I mean, I agree with you that she’s gorgeous but I feel like it would be very difficult to implement a romance route into her Social link lol. It would totally ruin the immersion if in the middle of the interrogation u had the option to be like “I like u btw”

I came here to see simpgana

Really not. Sory for zat

Okay I confess I did. Regret.

Still no Sae in Royal 0/10 would not recommend

@@st.lucient4755 at least you her choco now 2/10 for that.

Futaba is NOT an option. Ann is boring. Haru is best girl

I can't bring myself to date Futaba. She's too adorable. She got put in the little sister spot within 5 minutes of actually meeting her. Still best girl in P5 tho. Yoshizawa gets P5R.

@@Mr-Trox that’s fair, I’m iffy with yoshizawa tho cause she feels to hammered in, in terms of being the “canon” relationship choice. I mean I really wish they gave Haru more screen time like they dedicated a ton of scenes to your character and yoshizawa cause they could’ve done that would’ve made choosing between Futaba and Haru tougher for me, reason why I chose Futaba is cause I just enjoy the Nerdy girlfriend trope.

@@kevindolan9 Eh, I can see why people think that, and I kinda agree, but at the same time I just find Sumi too cute to care that she's meant to be the "canon" choice. I held out for her on my first playthrough of Royal and was incredibly glad I did. She was alright throughout the main game, at least up until the school festival (when I decided she was a serious contender for best girl), but she stole the show for me in 3rd semester. I love making Sumi into a tomato during third semester. Nerd GF is great, but easily flustered GF is better in my opinion.

@@Mr-Trox again fair plus I like sumire it’s just I wish she felt a bit more integrated in a way that doesn’t feel forced especially given the big pay off is her just saying “good luck” to you at the station at the end regardless of romance or not, also Futaba is both of those things lol

1/3 of the girl in the scene would low-key overpowered joker in a 1v1