#criticalrole #criticalrolehighlights Campaign 3 Episode 68 Watch the full episode on / criticalrole Subscribe to the channel for more CR clips :)
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@quantumofzentrix27488 ай бұрын
Caduceus:accepts guidance through subtle changes in the breeze with equanimity FCG: JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
@Lucifronz8 ай бұрын
He's just sitting there, thinking "how do I make this as vague and unhelpful for Sam as possible?" and Sam just gives him a response to use against him.
@TheDangerNoodle4 ай бұрын
Its actually part of the spell. Every time you cast it beyond the first casting every day, there's a 25% chance (that increases by 25% for every additional casting, eventually being 100% on the 5th cast) that the answer becomes vague bullshit that is purposefully useless. Thats what Matt was rolling.
@IDoSingles4 ай бұрын
@@TheDangerNoodle Sounds like the Changebringer alright
@xenosaga84362 ай бұрын
@@TheDangerNoodle Doesn't that mean it should have been a clear answer on the first cast? That one was vague too. Also it didn't look like he rolled to determine if it was gibberish or not.
@chainclaw072 ай бұрын
But also its kind of fair. The players are supposed to make these narrative choices and the DM accomodate those choices and the story unfolds as the player drives it. Hes not supposed to say "this way is easier on the checka, do this one"
@xenosaga84362 ай бұрын
@@chainclaw07 That makes no sense. Sam did make a choice. He asked a God which option would help him achieve his goal. It's not any different than telling the DM: "I want to go to a store that sells weapons." then the DM sends them to a bakery. It doesn't even make sense in-game. It's a high level spell that lets you talk to a God whose life is currently at risk. If someone's trying to kill you you don't send the help to the wrong address.
@BenKim168 ай бұрын
Matt has probably been waiting to do this to Sam for years
@johnrodgers84578 ай бұрын
Tee shirt revenge
@lucashayes3466 ай бұрын
@@johnrodgers8457i just met Sam at London Comic Con and got a photo with him. He was wearing one of the tees with Matt’s face on it in the picture I have with him 🤣
@flanbeau6 ай бұрын
You can make a tee out of it.
@eddaniels697813 күн бұрын
Yeah, perfect way to mess with Sam within the confines of the rules
@OHaaaiden9 күн бұрын
@@eddaniels6978 assuming there’s rules..? 😂
@JugsKise7 ай бұрын
Sam's little "fuck you...." as soon as Matt starts the second answer is so fucking funny man, top 10 CR moments ezpz
@johnmartin12218729 күн бұрын
FCG make a Dex save. DC 30 or take 20d6 lightning damage.
@cheyennecontreras84283 күн бұрын
My favorite moment of replaying!!!
@foolslayer94168 ай бұрын
When Matt gets revenge on Sam for his mischief, he really makes it count.
@Aceshot-uu7yx6 ай бұрын
This moment reminds me of its time to take of our jackets. "Wait, i'm not wearing a jacket," said Sam before karma watched the devil wears prada.
@Mightymajin8 ай бұрын
This is the best way for the DM to say "you could go to either one" ever!
@TheDangerNoodle4 ай бұрын
Its actually part of the spell. Every time you cast it beyond the first casting every day, there's a 25% chance (that increases by 25% for every additional casting, eventually being 100% on the 5th cast) that the answer becomes vague bullshit that is purposefully useless. Thats what Matt was rolling.
@MonoFlax6 ай бұрын
"Tryna save your life, make it easy for us" is my favorite line in all this haha
@MajorSkrewup8 ай бұрын
changebringer needs a new receptionist
@SimonWolfie8 ай бұрын
...or needs to give a receptionist a raise.
@EstebanBrenesV2 ай бұрын
or do both, give that receptionist a raise and hire a seocnd one, that way they can troll more efficiently
@Drujd15 күн бұрын
Well…
@Langben1215 ай бұрын
2:24 that tiny "fuck you" comes straight from the heart :)
@cheyennecontreras84285 күн бұрын
I replay it so many times because I die of laughter each time
@Rannulfus8 ай бұрын
I'm convinced this is Matt's payback for the one eyed monster and other automaton names thing.
@sunflowerhandler2 ай бұрын
"tryna save your life, make it easy" killlllled me
@Jchmcom8 ай бұрын
Later after the recording Matt goes out to see his tires slashed and his locking wheel socket stolen. "The name of the suspect you seek begins with 'Gofuckyourself.'"
@zachscarbrough27278 ай бұрын
😂😆🤣
@Pailzor7 ай бұрын
So Kiri? :o
@jenny_of_oldstones35237 ай бұрын
That's very good!!!
@Drekromancer8 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that this whole kerfluffle is lore-accurate, for three reasons. First, the spell FCG's using has an escalating chance of failure if you spam it, which means that Matt isn't just fucking with Sam for the fun of it - it's actually a mechanical response to Sam kicking the dead horse. The second part is that, by the end, FCG is expressing frustration with the Changebringer. Now, we all know that the Dawnfather didn't take kindly to that sort of thing when Deanna talked back to him. However, the Changebringer isn't the kind of god to get mad at her followers for getting upset - and she's _absolutely_ the kind of god that does a little trolling. So she decides to playfully subvert FCG's anger as her own little form of payback - which is beautifully in-character for her, imo. Finally, on top of all of that, the Changebringer is the goddess of branching paths and freedom. Her whole thing is about finding your own way, so there's basically no universe in which she'd want to give one of her followers a straight-up command. And when FCG basically begs her to order him around, she decides to fuck with him and deliberately refuses his request, because that's not her style. And more importantly, as a chaotic good goddess, she believes that giving FCG the straight answer he's asking for wouldn't make him happy. Since FCG was made as a servant - a creature who's always been following other people's leads and attending to other people's needs - I think she sees that FCG needs to be challenged to make his own decisions, and to walk his own path. So even amid all this trolling and fuckery, I think she's looking out for her cleric's best interest. And I think that's wonderful. 🙂 That's why this scene is so brilliant.
@josephhenryreyes82057 ай бұрын
What's also brilliant, as I found out after this episode, is that this leaves him a third path to the Darrington Brigade cause of his robot
@swusi88747 ай бұрын
It's absolutely hilarious, because Matt tells him and the entire table that the more FCG uses divination in one day, the more vague and more likely to fail to reach the Changebringer is. He (and everyone else) is just laughing and giggling so much so most people don't hear him. Yet, Sam keeps going.
@Deathnotefan97Ай бұрын
Other gods: Avandra! What are you doing? We’re all going to die, just give the robot a straight answer Changebringer: Lmao
@lazydictionaryАй бұрын
It's mainly so brilliant because it's fucking funny
@LydiaTereKАй бұрын
You’ve explained it beautifully
@azurebalmung45203 ай бұрын
I was convinced Sam was about to be the first player to use Divination to ask for someone's manager.
@kerimullane2982 ай бұрын
Just imagining all of this in character, all of them watching FCG going a little insane while communing with his deity before saying 'let's go to D' and shutting down lol Poor lil Robit is going through it.
@NoxLegend16 ай бұрын
I mean lets be honest matt egged him on full knowing only he knew the rules to the spell but kept saying “you could cast it again” 😂
@skylark79214 ай бұрын
lol he realized no one had read/remembered that part and was like “I could make them aware…. ORRRR” just like w “you don’t roll for scry” he saw the path of benevolence and took a hard left and I love it 😂
@lockskelington3147 ай бұрын
For those who Don't know. The Spell 'Divination' has a 25 percent chance for each casting after the first that you get a random reading!
@chungleandthebims1677 ай бұрын
He mentions that at the very end
@robertsigby45166 ай бұрын
This is the reason why I like my warrior class because of this mechanic plus yes your are correct 25 percent chance but we all know that Matt want to troll Sam for his mischief ways lol
@devincaldwell34156 ай бұрын
@@robertsigby4516 Until the fighter gets forcecaged and just has to watch the fight play out.
@micahnewby79646 ай бұрын
Close, Matt said it was a 25% _cumulative_ chance each cast after the first. That's important because it means the second cast is 25%, but the third one is 50%. It gets progressively more unlikely with each fail
@theholk4 ай бұрын
@@micahnewby7964 and that is the difference between "for each" and "to each". They literally said the same thing Matt and you said. For each === cumulative.
@AlyxGlide8 ай бұрын
good on them for good table vibes through failure, makes failure fun
@szymonbober22803 ай бұрын
i could imagine a secretary at the godesses temple that just got three calls from the same number but the person is more rude with each call...
@tmdelacrush7 ай бұрын
Matt's face, hes so pleased with himself
@critthought28668 ай бұрын
4:11 Liam is just loving this!
@angeloinciong28228 ай бұрын
Well... He's got two choices. Couldn't he just, I don't know, flip a coin or something?
@zippacna8 ай бұрын
If only he had a coin specifically for that
@williamfalls8 ай бұрын
They tried to flip a coin at em, but he instinctively ate it.
@IrisGlowingBlue5 ай бұрын
+
@skylark79214 ай бұрын
@@zippacnaoh right. The coin. The coin for deciding, the coin blessed specifically to pick one of two options, decision coin
@JeremyCayaban2 ай бұрын
@@skylark7921 *close up of face* Oh yeah, its all coming together
@kei2kei8 ай бұрын
This is Sending all over again 😂😂😂
@janstraka86748 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie.... I have not seen Taliesin break this much in a while :D
@bbadperson5942 ай бұрын
Sam: CAN YOU RAILROAD ME THIS TIME? Matt: No :)
@jenny_of_oldstones35237 ай бұрын
I say hes lucky - I always think the Raven Queen must have a great sense of humor. I mean anyone who has decided to put up with Vax needs one. Being as the first time he reached out to her he said "Congratulations you're creepy as fuck!"
@oakley2726Ай бұрын
Watching this after the newist episode 😢
@noahwright2113Ай бұрын
this video gave me a smiley day
@officialzeroninja8 ай бұрын
This might be my favourite series of events of C3 thus far.
@Kinvarus114 күн бұрын
Matt expertly luring Sam in with the "you can cast it again." every time was genius.
@renaissancenerd38013 ай бұрын
"Maybe we should kill the gods"
@hannahtadian77018 ай бұрын
I really think he is talking about Aeor. He’s an aeormaton created in Aeor and the site is being excavated in parts of Eiselcross.
@williamfalls8 ай бұрын
You're right. Aeor does begin with the letter D!
@kantik978 ай бұрын
Matt said secend life.
@ermacmacro71362 ай бұрын
So Devexian?
@moonman38272 ай бұрын
Sam going “maybe we should kill the gods?” 😂😂😂
@rotlaub8 ай бұрын
Is the high pitched question a reference of some sort or just Sam being Sam?
@mikieoboyle61278 ай бұрын
I think its a reference to those southern televangelists that scream out those big questions and then somehow go really high
@bradseeker8 ай бұрын
it just seemed like when someone's asking a hypothetical but they need to buy time to figure out the wording/want to put some emphasis on it. might just be because that's something i (and a bunch of friends/family) do, but this seems like the occam's razor to me
@nalublackwater97296 ай бұрын
Matt getting back at Sam for all these years was precious to watch XDDDD
@EliSkylander8 ай бұрын
When you ask the gods for information, you always pay. Always.
@bigdrew56510 күн бұрын
Especially Chaotic ones.
@murathanbalik6 ай бұрын
The servants of the gods found the mic and trolling the believers while the God's in the toilet
@murathanbalik6 ай бұрын
Mat's laugs are literally servants laugh behind a mic
@jamesrogers15543 ай бұрын
Been there, done that.... When the players are basically just straight asking the GM what to do/where to go and the GM is like "Nah fam, you gotta figure that out on your own!"
@cmrobbins886 ай бұрын
There has to be some hazing requirement for first time Clerics. That’s so fucking hilarious.
@Crispy78612 ай бұрын
So many moments like this are why i cant understand why people aren't into C3. Im in tears.
@lesliekilgore6486 ай бұрын
ohhh lord, please give me an answer... 'nope. not gunna. leave a message at the tone...' now THAT DM truly knows how to screw with the players. :> never watched these guys before... but DAMN... that was good work!
@skylark79214 ай бұрын
There’s a moment where every one of them forgets that Scry requires a save from the target - not a roll from the player. DM just sits in silence, watching, as 2 players ready their dice. One of them rolls, then goes to clarify what she adds. DM: “nothing, you don’t roll for scry”
@IanAnimatesBagels5 ай бұрын
In the immortal words of milky the squid: "Yes or no motherfucker"
@helenamvu7 ай бұрын
I've got to save this clip for when I'm having a bad day 😂
@JDWindtPlaysGuitar7 ай бұрын
This has got to be in the top 3 of the funniest things that happened in campaign 3
@jenny_of_oldstones35237 ай бұрын
When your Goddess has a fucked up sense of humor...
@TamTroll4 ай бұрын
will never understand how everyone thought it was D. FCG has never even MET D!
@r.s.28902 ай бұрын
I know right?! "You have to go to this guy who dug you up and sold you. Not to the person that fixed you and whom you spent time with."
@IzzyandLunaАй бұрын
D woke him up, not Dancer
@TamTrollАй бұрын
@@IzzyandLuna Source? FCG doesn't even know who D is. He was sold to Dancer as an inanimate husk.
@Ramschat4 ай бұрын
At this, point, I think the changebringer wants him to just flip a coin. A specific coin, but still
@lilogden6 ай бұрын
i still have no fucking clue how so many of them thought it was D over Dancer. It's actually insane xD
@WoeUponThee5 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Matt clarified that they were both correct answers and that it would have helped no matter which way they went, it was in the 4SD I think.
@r.s.28902 ай бұрын
@@WoeUponTheebut the more.logical choice would be Dancer. The person that FCG *actually knows and has history with* instead of some robot that dug him up and sold him at a scrapyard.
@rpgshadowmorn26836 ай бұрын
I want my god of chaos to work like a magic eight ball lol
@annaptakova324215 күн бұрын
The way Sam moves when he says "fuck you" during the second one just looks like he's about to get up and fight Matt, lol.
@iitstre_45506 ай бұрын
“Where woulda Goooo?”
@arthaiser3 ай бұрын
matt and sam are the perfect dm player combo, not that the rest are bad, i feel the need to say that they are all very good too, but matt and sam in particular is golden.
@Furryfattal2 ай бұрын
Travis casually slapped himself with his locket and played it off smooth af 😂
@buddybleeyesАй бұрын
Will forever love this moment 🤣🤣🤣
@SumDude1296 ай бұрын
This is probably one of my favorite moments out of all 3 campaigns
@songbird64146 ай бұрын
I DID THIS EXACT THING TO A PLAYER OF MINE THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS SCREAMING
@TheOffkilter2 күн бұрын
All these people getting onto Matt apparently have never read the spell descriptor for Divination
@Ginfeldi2 ай бұрын
i feel for the poor celestial being servant of the change bringer that has to deal with this shit
@dallinlowe262717 сағат бұрын
Most bound to: Dancer. Period. Letters has no real connection with D. Didn’t even know he existed until like episode 40
@Pavi1323 ай бұрын
I wish Matt just said "maybe" on that last one
@jothrax46736 ай бұрын
If you're players are spamming divination spells, watch this video.
@lajnuuus60506 ай бұрын
your*
@tomaszskowronski14067 күн бұрын
my opinion is that it was Dancer all along. That's who he's most bound to. Sure, D found him, but he spent time with Dancer. She was his "first" family, D was just a means to it
@Daktangle2 ай бұрын
All this because Sam decided FCG *needed* to be forgiven in order for his character's story to progress , totally missing that forgiveness is something you can and does not need to be given at all
@robertsigby45166 ай бұрын
How long you think Matt has been waiting to do this to Sam because he gave the same answer each time lol cause that was great and evil lol my ribs are hurting plus he had that look do it again mortal I tell the same bs again for a time lol
@Trip1ikeMe2 ай бұрын
Where can I find this Autobot t-shirt???
@Leucaria5 ай бұрын
The universe when you ask what something means be like:
@kientran3645 күн бұрын
god I miss FCG
@MattHunX4 ай бұрын
I wonder what voice-actor they cast as FCG, for an animated series. Will they keep Sam for the role, to embody the character properly?
@r.s.28904 ай бұрын
Why wouldnt sam voice his own character?
@MattHunX4 ай бұрын
@@r.s.2890 Reasons. Who knows. I'm actually thinking more of Mercer when he lends his voice to some characters like Páté, and he sounds funny, but then they might have someone else voice the character if it ever got animated. Or would they allow themselves to voice half of the characters that they feature, simply because they did a good/funny improvised voice for them during the live episodes of Critical Role?
@r.s.28904 ай бұрын
@@MattHunX pate is an npc, hes a 50/50. Thats how they already did it for legend of vox machina. But the PCs are obviously by the cast and players.
@tsavinАй бұрын
After the initial Divination, a level 2 Augury ritual should settle the issue! Simple yes/no.
@kkav45863 ай бұрын
This is worse than Jester's messages
@krumpitsАй бұрын
Some of the cast really annoyed me here. They kept pushing for the, to go see D because out of character they just really wanted to see a cameo. The answer is very clearly Dancer because FCG has never even met D and dancer is the one that they have a past with
@GustavoSilva-ny8jc6 ай бұрын
A robot casting spells??
@personinaroom3 ай бұрын
A robot with a flesh tongue!
@SwiftFate8 ай бұрын
Honestly? Fuck the gods. This campaign has been great in giving us that conflict of faith & trust in the gods of Exandria. The group is split. Personally? I'm in the 'gods can go deal with their own problems' camp. What gives them the right to pick and choose? If they have wants and needs too, then they should be treated like any other person. Power or not.
@JoschiChr8 ай бұрын
Well they are protecting everyones asses from demonic and other invasions. I see this kinda like a dog owner has the right to castrate their dog.
@Tahkaullus018 ай бұрын
Yes, because losing a group of very powerful beings who could help us in fighting Predathos is a great idea. Let's get one thing straight, I am notCamp God. I am Camp "Get your shit together and fucking work together because if we don't Predathos is going to eat us all."
@user-gf6eu1ki7l8 ай бұрын
I'm the opposite I have to say. It really feels like, at every moment possible, this campaign is geared solely towards showing us that gods suck and are bad, to the point of shoving it down our throats. Not that I'm particularly for them, but still, it's been getting ridiculous lately.
@viktorstagnetti74916 ай бұрын
This campaign has been too heavy-handed and lacking in showing both sides. Campaign 1 we actually got to spend time with multiple Gods. Hell, they are the only reason Vox Machina were able to defeat Vecna.
@ermacmacro71362 ай бұрын
@@viktorstagnetti7491 But Campaign 1 also had Vax being taken away by a god (granted, by a deal that he made but still). Plus Campaign 2 only had intervention from the Wildemother (I'm not exactly counting Artagan as a god per se. But if we're being technical, the fact that Artagan was almost brutally dragged home from trying to transfer his followers to the Moonweaver because he didn't want to be a god anymore arguably throws fuel to the anti-god team because despite Arti trying to help this bitch she almost forced him home. And considering the fact that the Dawn Father is the most like the Old Testament God and doesn't take kindly to people questioning his authority. But of course, the main question that keeps being brought up is "well if the gods are gone, what will happen to the aspects in their domains?" Which is an honestly critical question. If the god of the sun is gone, then there's potentially no more sun. If the goddess of death, winter and fate is gone, nothing dies, an entire season is gone and fate as a concept gets thrown out the window. Gods forbid the goddess of magic goes too, and...well we've already seen what happens when the goddess of magic goes kaput. While this campaign hasn't said for certain which answer is correct, I think that's one of the main points of the campaign and the characters are going to come to their own conclusions at some point.
@E3Zen5 ай бұрын
You don't roll for Divination
@TheDangerNoodle4 ай бұрын
The Dungeon Master rolls a d100 if the player casts it more than twice a day. Its part of the spell. Every time you cast it beyond the first casting every day, there's a 25% chance (that increases by 25% for every additional casting, eventually being 100% on the 5th cast) that the answer becomes vague bullshit that is purposefully useless. Thats what Matt was rolling.
@TheSelfishEnd8 ай бұрын
The best part about all of this is that divination only answers yes or no questions, so this whole time they are using the spell incorrectly.
@bexadventures8 ай бұрын
Your magic and an offering put you in contact with a god or a god's servants. You ask a single question concerning a specific goal, event, or activity to occur within 7 days. The GM offers a truthful reply. The reply might be a short phrase, a cryptic rhyme, or an omen. The spell doesn't take into account any possible circumstances that might change the outcome, such as the casting of additional spells or the loss or gain of a companion. If you cast the spell two or more times before finishing your next long rest, there is a cumulative 25 percent chance for each casting after the first that you get a random reading. The GM makes this roll in secret. This is the spells description I think your a bit mistaken for a different spell similar to Divination probably Commune is the yes or no divination spell Hope this helps 😊
@July-gj1stАй бұрын
You're thinking about Commune which is 5th level and allows you to ask up to three questions. This one is divination which @bexanimatics1828 gave you the description for.
@scottnunnemaker52098 ай бұрын
I think I’d have to be an atheist even in a world where “gods” exist, they are pretty lame, can’t even fight their own battles? Need to be saved by mortals? What kind of gods are these?
@aidanmattys74888 ай бұрын
That's not atheism. That's stubborn agnosticism
@213thehunter8 ай бұрын
@@aidanmattys7488 when your literally more powerfull then the so called gods, and all you did was punch dudes a bjnch for a couple years, i think its fair to come to the conclusion that no those arent gods. Like irl cult leaders arent proof that gods afe real, deapite being real and being worshipped by their followers
@aidanmattys74888 ай бұрын
@@213thehunter I don't believe DnD's power scaling ever puts the player on the level of a god. It'd have to be homebrew from there
@The_Crimson_Witch8 ай бұрын
@@213thehunter In most settings, gods have a powerful force preventing them from acting. In Exhandria you have the divine gate, in Fearune you have Ao (the creator of all gods) saying "let the mortals do it themselves" and limiting their influence to communes. I understand *thinking* you're more powerful than the gods, but no given individual- even at level 20- can stand up to a CR 30 diety.
@ravensflockmate8 ай бұрын
Enjoy the wall of the faithless lmao
@joelbrimm36606 ай бұрын
Matt, PLEASE learn how to stage whisper!!!
@thehentaifriend50062 ай бұрын
They say... "3rd time's the charm" for a reasdon XD LAMAO