The part where you need to clean your room wipes our FC everytime

I really like the mechanic where you had to jump into the whale to save your father. Also me and the static are still stuck on the lobster phase.

I like Jordan Petersons 12 steps for ff14 the audiobook Step one : Clean your inventory

Let’s get that lobster mount to drop

Heroes of Light *OBLITERATED* with FACTS and SLEEP MEDICATION (intellectual style) (GONE SEXUAL)

Active Time Maneuver: Clean your room before the timer runs out!

Man, that one raidwide where everyone takes damage dependent on how much junk they have in their inventory always gets us

light party? who left????

The active time maneuver is feeding him benzos until he falls into a coma.

I always fail at the pure beef debuff. Puts my static in a 30 day coma every pull.

Enrage Dialogue : "Ha, gotcha."

If we could make a version of this with zenos saying "Up yours pesky scions, We'll see who'll defeat who!" It would be perfect

"Up yours Woke-iors of Light, we'll see who cancels who!"

The Primal Lobster Peterson

Honestly an amazing trial. He redefined a lot of mechanics, so you always had to make sure you navigated those correctly.

Someone in the party already disconnected and you are left there standing and looking at the boss iddle animation.

Alright hold on i need to eat my cooked beef for buff before fight

active item in the trial is to use apple cider during his big windup attack guys!

I seriously thought for a second that they added a new trial with the last patch and that I missed it.

He dress like he is going to a minion premiere

I thought Trials were supposed to be for Full Parties? Or did someone drop when they saw they got The Twelve Rules of Life (Extreme) in mentor roulette?

Everyone is gangsta until the grandma with the face tickler arrives

this is still the funniest shit i have ever seen.

*Looks at picture of Female Roegadyn* "SORRY. NOT BEAUTIFUL. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that."

The best mechanic of this fight is the active time maneuver of having to call Elliot Paige's name, because the boss then gets confused and yells out the wrong name afterwards.

THE ADD PHASE WITH THE RED AND BLUE LOBSTERS THOUGH HOLY SHIT

If you watch a guide ahead of time the fight actually gets harder because a bunch of adds spawn and complain about you watching the fight out of context.

Im so glad people are memeing this because that video was so dramatic for absolutely no reason at all 😂

Ahhh, thats the content i need in the morning after reading a way too long in the night before. Thank you!

The actual strat that no one talks about in PF to beating this fight is to ignore him entirely and not pay any attention to him.

Jordan's Mommy? Sorry... Jordan's Mommy? Sorry... Jordan's GRAND-mommy :D

Such devastation... This was not his intention...

Dr T from boom beach builds megacrab Mr. Peterson should create megalobster

It amazes me how hard it is for people to keep their shoulders up and do as the lobsters do. That's a critical part for making it through the 12 phases.

Unfortunately our static asked JBP a simple yes or no question and the instance timer ran out before he gave an answer.

This looks like an FMV from Command & Conquer.

Dude I was crying when zenos had to faced peterson and after their final battel he quit being bad guy, build farm house and started a familly with WoL...

Pretty sure this language would get the actual trial banned for ToS violation. The dev team would probably then collapse in on itself as the game spirals downward in an unending application of the ToS and finding out who pays who's sub. May the cleanest room triumph.

It's the transition for me

Warriors of Light, we will show him who truly sits atop the Dominance Hierarchy...

I feel sad that know enough about this kook to get all the jokes in the comments.

Why does everyone immediately leave when this pops in rolos?

The part where he turns you into a worm if you jump took me by surprise...I had no idea such a mechanic existed!

The second phase where Joe Rogan joins the fight to spam aoes was really cool at first but it got annoying on my 12th pull

Facts & Logic (Ultimate)

Our raidgroup is stuck at "12 rules for life" turn 7.

JBP is definitely more of a FromSoft philosophy when translated into game design BUT I'm sure he & Ishikawa could talk for hours about Joseph Campbell (ShB), Nietzsche (Endwalker), & Jung (DRK quest line)

Really hated the part where you target Nana and type "it's soft"

im waiting tataru's extreme

I think this mechanic in maps of meaning was the best: “I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.” Truly, stuff of excelency.

…whomst?

I would just lose the fight. Which means I am on his side.

NEWVIDEOWHEN? Btw. I expect to find a Manderville Quests+Relic weapon video with memes on your channel soon!

brilliant. bravo

The mechanic where the boss' grandma appears and deals damage by throwing her pubic hair is pretty tough and an interesting design choice.

Lol tho I don't really see Jordan as a raid boss, he's more likely too be an npc summon during the end singer fight buffing the party against nialisum with positive but harsh philosophical quotes xD

Thanks to this video I now know who Jordan Peterson is

I'm not religious but this man is a gift from God!

Drops as soon as i'm about to travel wtf is this goofy ass timing

Damn only a light party. Dude really fell off.

lol, what?.. Also Hail lobster 🦞

Okay but why do the maps of meaning always have to just be a plain circle arena

I love Jordan Peterson and I love this! Good humor!

JBP Ultimate

Lmao I love it

omg jordan became a primal

Based

I feel like this is the guy we go into the dungeon with and fight the bad guy. He’s too cocksure and knows he is going to win. We’re on his side.

lol

Conservatives when they get everything they voted for: "Such devastation... this was not what I intended"

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhaahahahahahahha

Insane that some people take this dude seriously

hes such an amazing guy. we need more people like him.

So god damn cringe 🤣

xD i love daddy peterson

The thing about those FF villains is that they always end up being right and justified.

King Thordan music would have been a little more accurate. I imagine his movesets are similar to Kefka. A whole lot of bullshit moves that say they mean one thing but actually mean something entirely different. (Also, kermit laugh). But at the end of the day, the only thing he wanted was a holocaust denying theocratic autocracy guys. It's fiiiiiiiiine. (P.S. If someone is gay or trans in your party, he gets stunlocked randomly in the fight trying to convince you that your name is actually Ted, even though what's not that you chose.)

Where’s the lie?

I hate math and geomtery. here we go again.

Amazing lol. If anyone wants to see Jordan get slammed though watch his debate with Matt Dillahunty. Matt puts Jordan's logic to the test and Jordan pretty much gets the slam down laid upon him lol.

The fight gets easier as it goes on as he keeps eating meat products and develops cancer

Who is this and why should I care?

I can’t get past the part where I’m supposed to make my make-believe gender identity make sense in his logic and reasoning 😭😭😭