FFXIV Slander (Scion edition)

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Dojyaaan

Жыл бұрын

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@zrust451 Жыл бұрын

Upon talking to Urianger, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.

@kaylawoodbury2308 Жыл бұрын

At least he's pretty to look at

@geocelta1961 Жыл бұрын

@@kaylawoodbury2308 yes...now if only you could date npcs like in mass effect lol

@heramaaroricon4738 Жыл бұрын

@@geocelta1961 I wouldn't date a single one of them and I played the game. *Unless there is a Viera!*

@geocelta1961 Жыл бұрын

@@heramaaroricon4738 oh. I play the game, too, and I like urianger lol. Virtual crush.

@PatCatzz Жыл бұрын

Thine own face when, me, one of thy rare few whom'st understands thy friend's speeches and appreciateth thine's stories, viewed on as others called early modern English "Old English" as well be unable to comprehend mine companion's manners of speech.

@wazzupz2244 Жыл бұрын

WoL: *Nods.* G’raha: THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT!!!!

@TheDaxter11 11 ай бұрын

THE *_GOOOOOOOOAT!!!_*

@SkandiTV Жыл бұрын

"The Warrior of Light fucking off for months at a time to do some side quests while the world is on the brink of collapse, again"

@Nehfarius Жыл бұрын

Don't be fooled. Dadcred might look like he's about to just give up, but deep inside, he knows he wouldn't trade his lot in life for the world.

@kiriuxeosa8716 Жыл бұрын

Yeah thats the poison of fatherhood It kills you but its a death you'd rather experience slowly

@richardwicker8456 Жыл бұрын

1:01 Estinien going to the market is every merchant's dream and Tataru's worst nightmare

@zaelheimricht4978 Жыл бұрын

The Warrior of Light expressing his opinion: *Nods*

@skyblue6092 Жыл бұрын

*knuckle crack

@DanateDMC Жыл бұрын

Warrior of Light has three moods: Nods Shocked Killing

@skyblue6092 Жыл бұрын

@@DanateDMC +explaining plot dump

@Maymei99 Жыл бұрын

Nod through linkpearl.

@debleb166 Жыл бұрын

@@Maymei99 They can hear the creak of his powerful neck muscles through the linkshell, clearly

@LtKrau Жыл бұрын

Minfilia getting kidnapped for the 1200th time this week (travelling to another world included)

@ASplashOfCol0urs Жыл бұрын

Graha Tia using a levitation spell to get to the higher levels of the bookshelf (he’s short)

@TheBlueReverb Жыл бұрын

I kinda like how long Urianger's clip lingered for. it's fitting-

@Nehfarius Жыл бұрын

It doth seem as if Urianger enjoyeth the sound of his own voice.

@TheBlueReverb Жыл бұрын

@@Nehfarius It truly doth give me the feeling that Urianger finds delight in the comforting serenade of his own voice.

@layerex3957 Жыл бұрын

This is proof that G'raha Tia is perfect in every way and does not deserve slander

@FiendishName Жыл бұрын

G'raha Tia is a good boy and if you slander him the whole FF14 community will come after you. Take note.

@Trelior Жыл бұрын

@@FiendishName I ran Expert roulette once and got a dude named G'raha Tiaa. Ran it again the next day and got a dude named G'raha's Tia's (with a punny title applied) and another dude that *looked* like him. If I had a nickel for each time it's happened, I wouldn't have many nickels, but it's strange that it keeps happening.

@zoruasnivy Жыл бұрын

@@Trelior Do you live on Materia by chance? There is the G'raha cult

@Trelior Жыл бұрын

@@zoruasnivy Nope. Brynhildr

@Nero_Coniglio Жыл бұрын

@@Trelior there's a g'raha fc on balmung I think?

@ApexGale Жыл бұрын

forgot the most important one: the warrior of light's back snapping in half from how hard they have carried two different worlds

@PKFl4sh Жыл бұрын

Hey, don't make fun of Krile! That tea looks really hot, she could scald herself pretty bad!

@Nehfarius 5 ай бұрын

Fortunately, it seems Krile's ready to take on things more formidable then scalding tea come Endwalker. :)

@christophergood134 Жыл бұрын

The Dadcred scene was awesome... even if Gaia and Ryne were Lala's lol

@DonPedro921 Жыл бұрын

Agree. Just adorable

@elgatochurro 9 ай бұрын

BECAUSE*

@adamraserovaquera Жыл бұрын

When I played ShB I heard Tranchred or Alisair say something about Urianger: That he could say in 10 words what others could express on 1, sooo true that was

@Awful.Productions Жыл бұрын

Urianger has such a wonderful vocabulary, I always feel smarter after his dialogues.

@andersasblom6452 Жыл бұрын

I feel less smarter after attempting (and inevitably failing) to emulate his vocabulary.

@Wolvenworks 5 ай бұрын

Verily!

@BoogieSquared 4 ай бұрын

Listening to him is like listening to a Shakespearean soliloquy

@thechairman1317 Жыл бұрын

Not even a Lyse honorable mention

@Ranixo286 Жыл бұрын

I imagine it being like "Lyse doing something useful" and her walking away from the scions. Disclaimer that I love Lyse xD

@shooby9496 Ай бұрын

Who?

@verdantmischief7092 Жыл бұрын

This was funny but also I think Thancred only hit on women during a realm reborn (tries it again on last time on Hilda in HW and fails miserably lol)

@Nehfarius Жыл бұрын

At least, that we can see. For all we know, he still does it when he's off on his own. :p

@mark0183 Жыл бұрын

What? I never seen him trying with hilda and I was fully expecting that

@chileshems88 Жыл бұрын

@@mark0183 He's hitting on one during the party in Ul'Dah. And Krile makes a pass at him in HW.

@moonfiend9259 Жыл бұрын

Urianger: "Why I doth heard one joke. Ahem..There indeedest be a mollusk, seeth? And he doth take a jaunty stroll up to a sea... Well, he doth not stroll, he swimeth up.. Well, he doth not even moveth. He doth stayeth in one lodging. And the sea cucumber, well, they...Prithee excuse me, I madeth a misprision. There doth was a sea cucumber and a mollusk. None needs be strolling. So forget yond. There doth be a mollusk and he swimeth up to a sea cucumber. Normally they talketh not, ye sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone doth talks. Just then the sea cucumber looketh to the mollusk and sayeth, "With fronds liketh these, who doth needst anemones?!" (It's pitch black night out and everyone went home.) Urianger: 😔

@DXWishMaker 8 ай бұрын

Finding nemo lol

@waywardwriterryu7185 Жыл бұрын

that mission is clearly too dangerous for Krile, that tea is clearly piping hot she could burn her mouth on it

@boringcactus Жыл бұрын

ok but like. we literally had to rescue krile from evil glasses dude in stormblood because she was being experimented on

@ailoriarayne5086 Жыл бұрын

And don't forget Eureka

@Keira_Blackstone Жыл бұрын

yeah that rest are great, but Krile's is straight up inaccurate.

@redbard4300 Жыл бұрын

I was surprised when I first heard Urianger speak, because I recognized his voice actor it's Fenris from Dragon age 2,he voices an elf who honestly looks alot like Urianger.

@Letham316 Жыл бұрын

I recognised him as the Blood Elf leader in WoW, he pretty much uses the same voice here. The new voice in HW onwards is fine, but I still miss the old one.

@RuneKatashima 10 ай бұрын

First? Urianger's voice actor changes from 2.0 to HW(3.0)

@DarkDranzer88 Жыл бұрын

The Warrior of Light: See? That guy over there doesn't think I'm having a mental breakdown right now! Thancred: Uhh... Estinien: Th-that's a corpse

@cameronwilsey9334 Жыл бұрын

Took me a bit to realize who you meant

@kingsoldier3475 11 ай бұрын

The Dark Knight Quest line in a nutshell

@kiriuxeosa8716 Жыл бұрын

Dude dacred feels exactly like that and nice work with the lala gaia and ryne it made everything work so well

@AdrianRodriguez-zs1lo Жыл бұрын

Liked most of them tbh. Got caught off guard by the alphinaud one too

@alexmetaverse Жыл бұрын

I could listen to urianger speak for hours on end

@LightMageMike Жыл бұрын

Came expecting humor. Found a real bop of a song.

@DevilSeiji Жыл бұрын

dadcred best dad. Urianger also best uncle, books best gifts

@wazzupz2244 Жыл бұрын

They should have one for the WoL and his 14th time using Fantasia.

@MarakamiSG Жыл бұрын

Feedback: imo I think the clips should either be sped up or shortened. Some of it lingers a bit too long.

@DojYaaan Жыл бұрын

I'll keep that in mind for the next one, thanks!

@kk-995 Жыл бұрын

I think its fine for a youtube video, but yea a spedup cut for twitter and tiktok would be funny

@nora_adora Жыл бұрын

@@DojYaaan I think that maybe keeping longer for Urianger only and the rest of them being shorter would have C-c-c-ombo breaker the comedt effect but I loved the video nonetheless

@OcioCamaraMx Жыл бұрын

Dam Thancred has such regret on his eyes...

@DracoMetorHD Жыл бұрын

The Krile slander is too real lmaooo

@markup6394 Жыл бұрын

Thancred's terrified face in the end - glorious XD

@anatoliasmercenary. 3 ай бұрын

I love how Ardbert’s the one Urianger chooses to unload a whole novel’s worth of dialogue on.

@oszaszi Жыл бұрын

Now that I think about Thancred before 5,0 wasnt that just Lahabread finally enjoying that he is handsome? o.o

@boneheaded8919 Жыл бұрын

I honestly want Krile to be a party member.

@bakacdaz Жыл бұрын

She never been yet?

@boneheaded8919 Жыл бұрын

@@bakacdaz Nope.

@layerex3957 Жыл бұрын

They even gave her a weapon in some cutscenes.

@scaldcrowe Жыл бұрын

they did say that she was going to become a more prominent character, so that's probably coming in some form later

@SeiaiAnkoku Жыл бұрын

While she's not necessarily in your party, I believe you do see her on the battlefield in some of the Warring Triad solo-only story battles. I don't remember specifically, but I think she also does some fighting or support in Stormblood MSQ solo duties, and potentially in Eureka.

@fluffyboye5594 Жыл бұрын

Great content friendo, laughted tons ~~. Cant wait to see more of your stuff :3

@DojYaaan Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Will try to make more as long as I'm not lazy xD

@omegaipodmaniac Жыл бұрын

If Urianger were to tell the story of Nate The Snake, I wonder how many *weeks* it would take before he finished?

@FuryXDMGS 2 ай бұрын

Urianger gathering the strength to tell the WoL that they gotta fight Ifrit for the 18516th time

@riolusx2926 11 ай бұрын

Papylmo doing nothing and dying in the first expansion.

@smaller_cathedrals 10 ай бұрын

I felt nothing when he died. Removing him from the cast and storyline was a brilliant idea by the writers.

@Letham316 Жыл бұрын

Tataru: Alphinaud paid HOW MUCH for a sword?! 😤

@bearandthebull2372 Жыл бұрын

Lyse not being in the video because nobody remembers she exists

@Korynith Жыл бұрын

Because she resigned. She's a former Scion, not an active member. From the final quest in 4.0: "In Rhalgr's Reach, before your gathered comrades, Lyse declares her intention to formally leave the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. The work to rebuild Ala Mhigo has only just begun, and she believes she cannot serve her homeland and the order both. Yet even if this marks the end of her tenure, you are still comrades, now and ever after─and Y'shtola is not about to let her forget it. Overcome with emotion, Lyse's eyes begin to water, and you come together to embrace as Scions one final time"

@Nehfarius Жыл бұрын

Lyse is busy working a respectable job. Namely, ensuring the next King Theodoric wannabe's reign is extremely brief.

@Lancefh_ENV Жыл бұрын

She needed a new... Lyse on life.

@RJ.the.artist 7 ай бұрын

In the words of misshapen chair, “Lyse is irrelevant.”

@MalleusSemperVictor 12 күн бұрын

As someone just playing through Shadowbringers right now I felt like the Eighth Umbral Calamity was caused by Urianger talking at the WoL until they had died.

@kat_cobain 5 ай бұрын

G'raha trying not to fanboy over the WoL over every little thing (impossible)

@Kadzhi 10 ай бұрын

estinien's smile lmao 😭

@Kumiko026 Жыл бұрын

I died at Estinien

@KenanVonKaiser Жыл бұрын

Love The Tataru One!

@Jeezes718 7 ай бұрын

Plot twist: dadcred isnt depressed, hes daring you to try and touch one of his cinnamon rolls!!!

@nuclearsynapse5319 6 ай бұрын

I will not stand for this Krile slander. She ventured into that most gods-forsaken zone... Eureka

@darksorceressharuko Жыл бұрын

Poor Thancred. Forced to be a dad without any of the fun of making the kids.

@spookyplaguedoctor5714 Жыл бұрын

Are you planning on doing one about the Eorzean Alliance leaders?

@DojYaaan Жыл бұрын

I did have plans for antagonists, and friendly ally characters at some point, but an Eorzean Alliance leaders specifically is an idea I'd like to explore!

@spookyplaguedoctor5714 Жыл бұрын

@@DojYaaan I'd love to see some slander involving Ser Aymeric, like being obsessed with the WoL.

@Nogu3 10 ай бұрын

Perhaps they are all a little strange in their own ways, but I will still gladly travel to the ends of the universe for them. Just hope they don't fucking die this time.

@bakacdaz Жыл бұрын

Uri part is the best lol

@githreepi5811 Жыл бұрын

Banger

@azalean9836 Жыл бұрын

Dadcred with the loafers and socks

@randodox8375 Жыл бұрын

Dadcred strike again

@FrostMaster9 Жыл бұрын

Which area is Dadcred in? I don’t quite recognize it, Lavender Beds?

@DojYaaan Жыл бұрын

Correct! It's the little shop area

@Hawwwlucha Жыл бұрын

the eyebags on dadcred...

@BenSmith_144 Жыл бұрын

The biggest slander, that minfillia wasnt in it

@plumdowner1941 9 ай бұрын

The warrior of light during the final battle: *tilts head to the side and raises a hand*

@Tinandel 11 ай бұрын

Oh god, lala Ryne and lala Gaia are adorable. Please tell me a few dungeons / raids were run like that.

@Lorendrawn 23 күн бұрын

You can level to 90 in the time it takes Urianger to finish a story.

@skittslol1407 8 ай бұрын

I do not know this game, but this is entertaining regardless

@chronostormproductions1788 10 ай бұрын

I see that Emet Selch made this video. It's funny, but has the viciousness of someone having to witness this all in action.

@erdtroll7010 4 ай бұрын

Krile applying doom on her foes by depicting them as the Soy Wojak

@gaydrienagreste Жыл бұрын

thats not even yshtola slander its just a fact

@pocketdirt338 Жыл бұрын

Pffffttt poor Ardbert.

@kk-995 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@yne494 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone know this song ;_;

@DojYaaan Жыл бұрын

Romance Sengen ^^

@justdecaffeinated 10 ай бұрын

is y'shtola's really slander at this point? 😂

@Schumilex5 Жыл бұрын

Krile did go to eureka u casual shes not always taking the safe quests.

@gumbo3324 Жыл бұрын

is your name ment to be a joke about jojo?

@123hattan Жыл бұрын

Alisae when she becomes interesting: many nights pass

@Keira_Blackstone Жыл бұрын

? Alisae has been interesting since ARR. IDK where you've been.

@123hattan Жыл бұрын

@@Keira_Blackstone I have been there ever since ARR

@kyanem4211 Жыл бұрын

@@Keira_Blackstone she was there for like 5 minutes and disappeared until post heavensward for like no reason

@user-fi5cb9dt6k Жыл бұрын

Haha yes absolutely (i don't play ffIV)

@dirtyharry0191 16 күн бұрын

G'raha Tia being the most useless addition to the Scions (he should have stayed dead in SHB)

@morganblackpowder1724 Жыл бұрын

Everyone's using Add-ons in videos now, is it finally legal in game?

@bakacdaz Жыл бұрын

Nope but as long is it not disturbed other players dev has no reason to act.

@yahhah3027 9 ай бұрын

unpopular opinion but Yshtola's "burns" aren't smart or witty on any level. People for some reason lost their shit over her saying "little sun" to Magnai like calling someone "kid" is some massive burn.