I think she said she had 3160ish tabs open the other day. Kirsche is slipping with those numbers

​@@de14jabs Over four thousand open, and many more in closed sets.

Yeah, bit like bringing a knife to a gunfight going up against that.

@Spectre-907 Filter, how?

@@Enchie nvm

Shit

Love the vods you provide us

I'm pretty sure Filian can't win a debate against an autistic monkey.

Yeah I doubt anybody will try that fr...

A dude climbed Everest in shorts

Its always winter up on Everest my dude, its a tall as fuck mountain.

Nerd

Based

I for one have never seen a sad person on a jetski.

@@frankfrei8910 I don't even like jelly

Nah, Weird Al got it right: "If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it."

I mean knowing how to boil water in any circumstances is a survival skill, no?

​@@pochou8261Nah boiling water wasn't the skill. Making the campfire was!

I vote for boiling water is not a skill. Her definition is saying that there is a sliding scale of how good you are at it and for boiling water it's either a yes or no thing. Either you can boil the water or you can't. If you accidentally burn the house down that's not because you're bad at boiling water, that's because you're bad at paying attention which is completely separate and totally a skill.

Boiling water is not a _skill_ it is an _action._ You can be skilled at _driving a car_ but not at _driving a car to McDonalds_ as that is an action that requires the use of the larger skill, driving. Similarly, you can be bad at boiling water, but that is a mere symptom of being bad at stovetop cooking in general.

No she only likes breakfast

No it's for parrot4chan he eats that 24/7

Suddenly the *backflips* make a lot more sense.

It's either that or small mounds of either GamerSupps or GFuel.

hahahahaha!😆

She's at war with the BRIDGE people right now, and that involves a lot of reading word salads. She can spy an opening the size of an ant at this point.

If she had brought up vietnam, that would've turned the cook to incineration.

The moment when you realize all the nukes are in the hands of the United States Air Force

The answer is still yes, funny enough. As someone who’s a bit of a nerd for military hardware, the US military would absolutely body a dragon invasion. For those who want some details one why, read on. If not, don’t. The US army has its own airborne divisions, and has the majority of air defense platforms in the U.S. arsenal. They have the Patriot system, the THAAD system, and the experimental SHORAD system. Also, while the Aegis combat system is known for being aboard US destroyers, they have a program called Aegis Ashore, which is where they use the Aegis in a land based combat role. Since Aegis has the ability to remotely network with basically anything, it can link all of the air defense networks together and one big hive mind. Meaning you can fire both THAAD and Patriot missiles off the Aegis, which has been done before. If it also includes the SPY radar system from its naval counterpart, that means it can track and intercept satellites, moving well above hypersonic speed, and engage exoatmospheric targets. Not even space dragons are safe from this thing. And considering that it can track and engage more than a hundred targets at once, even a swarm isn’t safe. (That answer is speculated to have been short sold, since the U.S. tends to undersell it’s capability to its enemies, just to catch them off guard in a real war. It’s unclear how much they downplayed it, but we know it can engage, at the minimum, a hundred targets at once; with one system.) If that wasn’t enough, they also use the C-RAM system, which uses a 20mm Gatling cannon and a radar to track and shoot down targets. Now, there’s also weapons like tanks. Now there are no shortage of stories surrounding the survivability of these vehicles. There are documented cases where western tanks, US tanks included, have taken and survived hits from an RPG. The British Challenger 2 offered us a perfect example of this. They were briefly disabled after being hit with 19 RPG hits, towed back to a depot, and fixed in 6-8 hours. That tank went on to survive 60+ more RPG hits. Since the composite armor of the American M1A2 SEPV2 is at least comparable to the challenger, a dragon would have serious issues taking one down. And that’s before we’ve gotten to the sights, the weaponry, and the variety of ammunition types. It has night vision and thermal sights, with backup parascope sights. It has a 125mm smooth bore cannon, which can fire High Explosive Anti Tank rounds, Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot rounds, and there’s a new/experimental programmable smart round called and AMP round. It also has a coaxial 50cal machine gun, and a mounted 50cal on the top. And most importantly, even if the dragons manage to damage the tank, it has blowout ammo racks. That saves the crew from an ammunition explosion, allowing them to bail and get into another tank. There’s also the M2 Bradley, which has a 25mm chain gun, a coaxial 50cal machine gun, and a TOW missile launcher. Now, the launcher is mainly for engaging ground targets, but with enough skill you could knock out a slow-ish moving air target with one. While more lightly armored than an Abrams, it’s more agile, so hit and run tactics are going to be your go-to. They’ve also got Strykers, which are similar but amphibious, and they run on wheels. There’s also the MPF program, with the M10 Booker. This is basically a light tank with a heavy 105mm cannon, designed for infantry support. Now let’s talk helicopters. The army has one of the most advanced attack helicopters in the world, in the form of the AH-64 Apache. The Apache’s radar can track about 100 targets at once, in the air or on the ground, and engage those targets 16 at a time. It’s equipped with hellfire missiles, with some variants of those missiles having ranges well over a mile. It also fires hydra rockets, and has a 30mm chain gun on it. While this next part is experimental, the Marines gave it a proof of concept. It can optionally carry launchers for suicide drones. These drones can have either light anti-personnel warheads, or anti-armor warheads. These helicopters also have a datalink system, which means data from the Apache’s radar can be fed to an air defense system, allowing it to engage targets that the helicopter can see, even if the air defense system can’t see it. The army has the third largest Air Force in the world, with the second being the US navy, and the first being the USAF. Now let’s talk about artillery and mortar men. The US army uses one of three systems for its artillery needs: the M777 Howitzer, the HIMARS, and the M109 self propelled Howitzer. The HIMARS is pretty straight forward, it launches GPS guided rockets which explode and kill targets with precision. How precise? It can hit precisely within a couple feet of where it’s aiming. Some sources claim they could even accurately hit a dime out in an open field if they had the proper setup time for it. These rockets have large payloads, with the equivalent yield of about 270lbs of TNT. Even if it’s not a direct bullseye, it will hit every single time. The M777 ain’t much better, it lobs a 100lbs 155mm shell between 15-19 miles, and that shell has a fatal blast radius of about 100meters. Worse still, some of these shells can even be gps guided, allowing them to hit more precisely at longer ranges. These shells can land within 16 feet of the target, making them exceptionally deadly and accurate as well. Then there’s the M109, 155mm self propelled Howitzer. This thing has an effective range of about 30 miles with the same gps guided rounds as before. And unlike it’s counterpart, both it and the HIMARS rocket system have the advantage of being able to pickup and move fairly quickly. Then there’s the smaller cousin of the artillery, the mortar. Currently the US uses the M224 60mm mortar, the M252A1 81mm mortar, and the Soltam K6 120mm mortar. The M224 has an effective range of 70-3,490 meters, and also has experimental rounds, giving it substantial accuracy. It’s kill radius is about 15-25 meters. The M252A1 has an effective range between 83-5,844 meters, and also has some optional experimental rounds for it as well. It has a kill radius of 35-40 meters. The Soltam K6 has a range between 200-7,240 meters, and experimental rounds, yada-yada. It has a kill radius between 40-60 meters. These systems excel at short range, and can be moved at a moment’s notice. In short, if a dragon so much as touches the ground, it will be pummeled into submission in moments. And this is all just larger equipment, not even getting into guns and launchers. The dragons don’t stand a fuckin chance in hell.

@@Nikolai_The_Crazed Lots of words ignoring that it all depends on what sort of dragons. Some european wyverns and "common dragons" than can be defeated with lance and bow already? Sure. Some mythical ones than can pull bullshit like swallow the moon whole? Dragons from fiction with omnipotence? Or dragons with omnipotence AND omniscience? Dragons that can alter reality just by speaking? Dragons that make gods quake in fear? Dragons that ARE gods? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Obligatory "If ricefarmers can do it....")

Even easier yes for 5. Breakfast is defined as the meal you break your fast with. If you don't break your fast, you starve to death.

People don't boil the water, they put it on or in something that boils it for them. Turning these things on is as much skill as flipping a light switch.

Your 5th point speaks volumes on how the education system fuels raw hatred to the point that not even breakfast can't output energy efficient enough to compete with it.

A mach 8 kinetic missile will take down pretty much anything in the air tbh

yeah, was pretty obvious that chat just wanted to screw with filian by voting against her, even when she was right. she spoilt her arguments, but should have taken at Least 5, and probably 3. XD

What happened to electric kettles? Literally put some water in and it does everything for you. Unless Filian somehow makes the wires catch on fire lol

​@@IWatchKZfaqz this is the same woman who nearly burnt her apartment down because she has so many cardboard boxes lying about in said apartment. I'm sure she can find a way to even make electric kettles a hazard.

They didn't pick Filian's option.

Good art ❤

Say Hello to Bob and Flthtlp, but don't listen to Tlwpthw, he is constantly lying, saying weird stuff like the sky is blue, and the sea is blue and that grass is real. Everyone knows that it's just cracked stone outside, the sky is red with black clouds, the oceans are red, and that it's a struggle to find a decent source of food to eat due to all those grotesque oozes cleaning up the battlefields, they even take the bones, hey leave some for the rest of us... where were I oh yes, stay away from the trees, they have eyes. And if you see any bloodvein out there I could trade you 2 bottles of wartbloom pus, do you perhaps have some Corpsebloom? I could trade you a stake of silver and a pinch of living vitriol for it.

It makes life less stressful for sure.

@@Niterayde Unless you are a billionaire who feels its their life mission to screw with normal people and your plans keep blowing up.

It gives you a baseline onto which you can further find deeper happiness (or what some would call "meaning"). For instance you can say that making music makes you deeply happy, but if a family member of yours is dying of a disease you can't afford to treat, you kind of have a ceiling on how happy you can be making music during that experience.

Lol you can bet people will be asking you for money and saying you changed if you don't give it to them.

Extremely few people ever experience getting over or below the economic class that they were born into, for an extended period of their life. How people value money is one of the topics the least people can agree on. So whether money can buy happiness is decided by those who raised you in the vast, vast majority of cases. It's effectively impossible to have an objective opinion on the topic. Additionally, the statistics that "prove" money can't buy happiness, is skewed because there's vastly more "not rich" people, and the rich has a strong motivation to make being rich seem less prestigious.

it's literally prophetic for what is gonna happen to paul when he gets into the ring with tyson, like honestly.

Kirsche either introduces Loab to Neuro or convinces her to kill Vedal. It's the only way that stream would go.

Let the chaos commence!

I'd want a full on New Yorker collab with Kirsche and Nagzz.

They might be slow enough to catch TOW missiles.

I also wonder how high of a caliber it would take to pierce its scales. If something like 30mm is strong enough then a shit ton of anti aircraft guns the army has would be effective against them

What song was that?

Yeah there's your problem you turned on the oven and not the stove (I would argue that mechanical/appliance aptitude and problem solving are the skill, boiling water is just putting a container of water on the surface you heated up)

@@bobbertbobberson6725 Hmmmm you may have a point there…I’ll keep that in mind (Totally didn’t accidentally type in oven in stead of stove lol)

In a survival situation, starting a fire is the skill. Water is just a thing you put over the fire you used skill to start.

Do you know what this means? We need to make boiling water a sport.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lbmhgZByxM-dkqs.html There's already contests around boiling water, but not necessarily with a stove. They were very specific around US Military and US Army but not with boiling water. Using a stove is easy, but what if you're out in the wild? What if you're in the desert with no twigs? What if you're stranded on a metal raft in the middle of the ocean with equipment to turn salt water into regular water but no way to boil it? I rest my case. No I did not burn my house down yet. edit...I just realized this is all about making a fire, nothing to do with boiling water as a skill. I got got, Filian is doomed.

Real

Too real

Nah kirsche is next level. No filter

Fillian is baby's first Schizotuber

A what?

A kettle? Do ya mean a Henya? Nah sorry Japan already claimed her so we're fresh out.

Cause it’s better than Pepsi.

To play Moron's Advocate: the skill to pour water INTO the kettle is something that most 2-year olds have trouble with. In the case of an electric kettle, you have to plug it in..and that's the 'rectangle into the rectangle hole and circle in the circle hole'. In a stove, you need to figure which burner matches which knob, how to grasp the stove knob, turn the knob, and recognise the number that represents a high enough heat to boil said water. It's truly an advanced skill most toddler's struggle with. [Also my sister has burnt two pots forgetting to take them off heat when they had just water in them. Ergo: Skill Issue]

@@TacitaSaturnia Your sister isn't messing up boiling the water though; she is messing up memory.