THE WORST BAND MERCH
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Жыл бұрынRoasting bad merch! Featuring terrible band merch from Kiss, Rammstein, Cannibal Corpse, Motorhead, Asking Alexandria, Brett Michaels, One Direction, Emmure, Deftones, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, MGK, Weezer and more. The worst band merch ever!
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@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
Join my Discord! discord.gg/9GbTq4d8Pe
@BringOutYourDead_13 Жыл бұрын
Actually Finn.... no joke.... an ex of mine used to b an escort... she had told me there was a Japanese brand of condom called “kimonos” that r quite a bit smaller.... and this is no joke! Hahaha
@alessiazuppardi8849 Жыл бұрын
hi! just wondering if you've ever done a reaction to BTS before! they're great! I highly recommend them
@NickJardine Жыл бұрын
KISS actually sold “air guitar strings” a few years back and it was literally an empty plastic bag.
@godetonter4764 Жыл бұрын
That's nothing. Some NWOBHM bands used to sell cutout cardboard guitars to fake their guitar solos. KISS Douches, KISS condoms, KISS dildos , KISS Blow up dolls and anatomically correct action figures, KISS penis enlargers , and Vaginal tighteners. KISS cooking oil . Megadeth Beer, Megadeth Low income 12 % Alcohol Malt Liquor for the Hobo crowd. Witchfynde bed sheets
@NickJardine Жыл бұрын
@@godetonter4764 haha, amazing. I think what got me about the air guitar strings is that is was literally nothing….
@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын
I commend gene Simmons for that sort of shit. If people want to buy it...get it lol
@NickJardine Жыл бұрын
@@timgonzales2891 Yeah, at that point I feel like they get together with management laughing their heads off like “do you think we could get away with selling them nothing?”
@kdogg7882 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Bungle has a tour shirt years ago with a guy beating off on the sleeve
@hrotha Жыл бұрын
Imagine future archeologists digging up those Kiss caskets
@chernobylcoleslaw6698 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 Mitchell and Webb sketch right there.
@thetailseffect1661 Жыл бұрын
Deducing that Gene Simmons must have been some sort of religious icon lmao
@chernobylcoleslaw6698 Жыл бұрын
@@thetailseffect1661 😅😆🤣🤣
@billybee3423 Жыл бұрын
Some archeologist is gonna be rather confused when he opens a Kiss casket and finds an Eddie Van Halen guitar and a bottle of Jack Daniels!
@mattfischer1079 Жыл бұрын
20 year funeral director here. A 20 ga. Non-gasketed casket is basically the cheapest metal casket available.
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
LOL! I love it. Classic Gene Simmons
@terminalspines Жыл бұрын
Asking Alexandria should make a football jersey that just says "TAKE A KNEE"
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
That helmet is not a chair!
@ChainsawChristmas Жыл бұрын
@@FinnMckentyPRMBA Adam Carolla fan?
@slayabouts Жыл бұрын
I have no idea how you’re able to talk this sarcastically for this long. It’s truly amazing
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
It is my gift 😇
@joshuaholman7760 Жыл бұрын
It's a gen X thing
@MilitantMe Жыл бұрын
This is unironically an S tier review of God tier merch. I now have an extensive Christmas wish list.
@andykay2310 Жыл бұрын
"Make sure you only buy a genuine Ghost butt plug" is not a sentence I hear often
@nolanwilliford8881 Жыл бұрын
The Rammstein box set actually makes sense. If any band, it would be on brand for them and Kiss.
@crimsoncool-aid4878 Жыл бұрын
As an ex mormon, the asking Alexandria shirt joke had me dead 💀
@darnfrick3354 Жыл бұрын
I had the Get on Your Knees hoodie as a teen and I actually convinced my family it meant praying because they knew The Devil Wears Prada was a Christian band and they both sounded alike lol
@MrRichieRides Жыл бұрын
I did the same thing! 😂😂 and then I had a get off your knees tank top and my mom was like “get off your knees? I thought it was get on your knees?” And all I could come up with was it’s lyrics from another song 😂😂😂😂
@codymac4958 Жыл бұрын
@@MrRichieRides that's a believable white lie lol 😆
@joshuaholman7760 Жыл бұрын
My friend had one of those Asking Alexandria lyric shirts a decade ago, and it was so damn embarrassing when he'd wear it. And it only gets more and more disgusting that everyone thought it was cool as I get older. Mainly because you remember who exactly wore the shirts and wonder how the fuck parents were cool with them wearing it.
@TobikunOuO Жыл бұрын
You sly dog.
@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 Жыл бұрын
Lmao that’s awesome
@von2320 Жыл бұрын
Boomers identify so heavily with a band, they section off part of their house as a tribute to them, ONLY to then add a gimmicky casket dedicated to said band.
@horrorking1000 Жыл бұрын
Well at least when they inevitably kick the bucket their family will already have a coffin to use save money big win
@nevermindgaming6848 Жыл бұрын
Boomer's liking only kiss is kind of hilarious
@aliasfakename2267 Жыл бұрын
@@nevermindgaming6848 that's my dad with rush.
@Bigjeffie13 Жыл бұрын
I had a friend in high school whose parents had a Dale Earnhardt memorial in there living room. They had an electrician wire the lights without a switch so that they could never be turned off. The center piece was a tire from his race car. Never underestimate the boomer fandom.
@deadworld101 Жыл бұрын
Imagine people enjoying things
@hulluporo9067 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Sabaton will offer a band themed tank one day...
@shortlivedglory3314 Жыл бұрын
I actually learned about the U2 one while I was an exchange student in Germany. To those who know both languages it literally says, "Warning: Baby Condoms". My hosts didn't know if they should be disgusted or confused when they read about it.
@chernobylcoleslaw6698 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@andrewmachado6988 Жыл бұрын
That Bret Michaels hat should come with a replica of the bandana and the wig that he wears. I never realized the sex toy band merchandise market was such a big thing.
@kokorolex Жыл бұрын
My friend got 3 days of indoor suspension for bringing that "Get on your Knees" shirt to school back in 10th grade and the super Nintendo lady was not having it
@traviscase415 Жыл бұрын
“You have a beautiful soul, as he reaches for your tit” had me cracking up lol
@kyloren9510 Жыл бұрын
This whole video is pure comedic gold
@forestreader Жыл бұрын
the transition from lunch boxes to lunch bags popularity in American schools happened in the late '90s-early '00s btw. The bags are insulated so your bologna sandwich doesn't get all sweaty
@numapompiilius Жыл бұрын
Saw a band called Homecoming in the UK the other day and they had branded 3D printed buttplugs on their merch table
@byronbowler Жыл бұрын
Dimebag Darrel was apparently buried in a kiss coffin
@rubaidaallen2764 Жыл бұрын
He was
@donnienarco144 3 ай бұрын
He was. What else can we add? Its really not that cool the more I think about it.
@gdogg3 Жыл бұрын
Dude, this was hilarious! straight up couldnt stop laughing the whole time. fire
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@pixiie9635 Жыл бұрын
The Asking Alexandria merch commentary had me dying laughing
@T.Maximus Жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm surprised they didn't have a t-shirt saying #assume the position, bitch!#
@pixiie9635 Жыл бұрын
@@T.Maximus hahahahah
@alleahsasseville Жыл бұрын
Wasn't Dimebag buried in a Kiss coffin?
@lloydster9000 Жыл бұрын
Yes he was, with one of EVH’s guitars.
@lewisfisher4079 Жыл бұрын
Vinnie was too I believe
@stephencox4509 Жыл бұрын
Man that's what I was thinking! Would make them quite a bit more than 10 years old.
@rubaidaallen2764 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@brendanmiles3475 Жыл бұрын
I love Morbid Angel, but wearing a shirt that says "EXTREME music for EXTREME people" is something I just can't get behind.
@steezyg23 Жыл бұрын
You're just not extreme enough bro
@archangelofcoffee922 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Cannibal Corpse doesn't have an axe considering the song "The Pick Axe Murders".
@benjaminwatt2436 Жыл бұрын
they could sell a custom Minecraft pickaxe for kids. For all the metalheads, nephews.
@darko1295 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why Finn was so offended by the Rammstein sex toys. Germany is a pretty notoriously kinky society and Rammstein is one of those rare metal bands with a relatively high proportion of women in the fanbase. Also they have definitely pandered to gay dudes in the past so that's one of the target demographics. edit: and additionally, at least in my opinion, those are obviously kinda tongue in cheek
@WannaBuyAGate Жыл бұрын
I just can't imagine any Rammstein fans who wouldn't already own a bunch of dildos
@Static-ash Жыл бұрын
They're not nearly as uptight about sexuality over there as we are over here. I think that's lost on Finn
@mayalansky Жыл бұрын
It also just makes sense
@needfoolthings Жыл бұрын
TONGUE in cheek!?
@Static-ash Жыл бұрын
@@mayalansky Lol exactly!
@loompy1440 Жыл бұрын
This was a really rad video idea by the way. I’m fully captivated by what all these artists are pedaling…
@pinksqrl7 Жыл бұрын
All of those Asking Alexandria shirts seem like the shit you find in a truck stop.
@adamstanleydrummer7532 Жыл бұрын
I interviewed Gene Simmons once and he said, “Did you know we have KISS condoms and KISS caskets? We get ya when you’re coming, and we get ya when you’re going!” 🤣
@CrownQueen69 Жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that the KISS coffin is also designed to be a beer cooler 😂😅
@ergoth154 Жыл бұрын
Kind of based
@nevermindgaming6848 Жыл бұрын
Nice boomers love sell out bands
@Harry-sf5lc Жыл бұрын
I had a Ben 10 lunch bag in primary school, so that's like 6 years ago. those 1D bags were literally everywhere, same with pencil cases and juice boxes.
@dominikaksiazek7177 Жыл бұрын
6 years ago? I had Ben 10 everything but more like 16 years ago. I didn't know kids have been still watching it 6 years ago.
@Harry-sf5lc Жыл бұрын
@@dominikaksiazek7177 come to think of it, I'd probably gotten a new one by year 6. I remember they had a few shows but my favourite was always the original one where he was still a kid
@dominikaksiazek7177 Жыл бұрын
@@Harry-sf5lc same, I was obsessed with the OG series. I kinda liked Alien Force as well but the rest... meh. I thought 'hmm I grew up probably', however I rewatched it a few years ago and noticed the OG and AF are just better. XD
@kevinp8882 Жыл бұрын
This is your best channel. Forget PRMBA merch bring on the Finn McKenty merch/buttplugs!
@ergoth154 Жыл бұрын
A band shirt that is sooo bad but ive always wanted to buy one was the band "Cheap Sex" with their shirt reading "I'm a Whore for Cheap Sex" So dumb, so great
@DaveyBlade13 Жыл бұрын
Girl finishes administering fellacio “Are you ready baby” *puts on U2 condom and Vertigo starts playing in the background*
@linainverse9369 Жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty kinky
@kohhna Жыл бұрын
I was giggling my head off all the way through the section on the Rammstein dildos, so mission accomplished.
@jondoe268 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so much during this. I can't wait for the next episode.
@Galactic_rats Жыл бұрын
One direction had there own store in Leeds city center at one point and people used to queue round the street to go in and buy 1D pencil toppers
@ergoth154 Жыл бұрын
Reminds of that MC Lars song "Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock". He just lists off a bunch niche products Hot Topic was selling in 2006 like "Slipknot Binder Paper" and "Misfit Incense Burners".
@TheChadster789 Жыл бұрын
When I saw GWAR last Wednesday they had their own line of Bad Dragon dildos at the merch table. It was probably one of the least surprising things I've ever seen and totally on-brand for them.
@noisehippo1561 Жыл бұрын
The weirdest and most random merch i found was a binocular by Dir en Grey. And "Go-Zen/Kandarivas Ramen (goregrind/grindcore band) But i think the western bands should make more obscure or just cool merch than only shirts and other regular stuff, cuz it is fun.
@digitaldemondrive6033 Жыл бұрын
Dir en Grey also sold fidget spinners and I was all in for it
@anusperfecto4786 Жыл бұрын
I rescue cats in Bama so that sliding glass door line killed me.
@vyacheslavkhristolyubov413 Жыл бұрын
I’m curious about MGK fan demographics cause I was under impression a large part of his fan base are young girls so making a vibrator is kinda creepy too (keeping in mind his rhetorics on the subject as well)
@Tomurstupid Жыл бұрын
Yeah seems a bit yikes 🤔😬
@StuartHetzler Жыл бұрын
Monopoly doesn't take as long as you think because everybody forgets a super important rule about buying property.
@drewsta005 Жыл бұрын
Weezer branded “Dirty Sanchez” merch….Hell Yeah Brother
@oops6876 Жыл бұрын
I was fully expecting the Asking shirt that said “ARE YOU OFFENDED?” And was riddled with every swear word imaginable as the “design” lol
@brianchapman1980 Жыл бұрын
I need those Cannibal Corpse gloves!
@thekid1568 Жыл бұрын
Death to false pop would be a shirt I wear shamelessly
@gernblanston2652 Жыл бұрын
"Tastes just like it smells" Just what I wanted. The taste of an unwashed armpit in my mouth.
@linainverse9369 Жыл бұрын
This comment floored me
@rubaidaallen2764 Жыл бұрын
You need to do more of these 😂😂😂😂
@plusmin09 Жыл бұрын
My family always dealt out the property cards randomly in the beginning to shorten monopoly games.
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
Oooo good idea!
@davidcrawford8583 Жыл бұрын
The Bret Michaels bit's got me in stitches. That perfume LOLOL
@kylenorthington2647 Жыл бұрын
ive had this in my watch later for ages and if i would’ve had any idea it went this hard i would’ve watched it 10x by now
@davesleyer9393 Жыл бұрын
This video just started playing after the video about sell outs lol
@karsonpayne6789 Жыл бұрын
I remember the obscurd about of random items with 1 direction on them, they were everywhere
@JAH-iu3yh Жыл бұрын
Wow this vid takes care of my whole holiday shopping list, thanks Finn! Seriously have someone in mind for that Bret Michaels Santa candle.❤️🔥 End of video edit: Deftones also has beer.
@forestreader Жыл бұрын
this should get a Part 2
@artaxAF Жыл бұрын
"the most predictable merch of all time, Deftones weed" that made me lol
@ObsidianLife Жыл бұрын
My old guitar teacher showed me a Pat Travers cocaine mirror with pre-cut slots from the 70s. It was literally in the shape of and had a dollar bill decal on it…not joking…this was real…
@Chudchanning Жыл бұрын
I have a midnight coke mirror
@carlyc9104 Жыл бұрын
That sounds amazing. Wonder if it was official merch or bootleg?
@linainverse9369 Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, you're lucky to have seen that
@mattblatchley2061 Жыл бұрын
wasn't Dime buried in a Kiss Kasket??? (with his EVH original bumblebee guitar) (RIP)...oh...his brother only?
@stewartdowouis9218 Жыл бұрын
Why don’t we have urinals in our houses? Make urinals in homes the norm!
@ray.deathray Жыл бұрын
I’m still on the hunt for a NOFX blow-up sheep doll made as a promo item for Heavy Petting Zoo
@TheFourMechanixxx Жыл бұрын
I get complimented often for my Iron Maiden Igloo Cooler for work lunch
@terminalspines Жыл бұрын
If you ever do a video about unnecessary merch that's also awesome, make sure to mention PUP's deluxe vinyl pressing of Morbid Stuff which came with a full size inflatable life raft and paddles.
@linainverse9369 Жыл бұрын
Why on earth would someone need that when they listen to a record?
@Eastwood420 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember when Himsa made a dinner plate set to sell at their merch table back in the day?
@comebackkid625 Жыл бұрын
I ordered a shirt from Impericon I think it was like 7 years ago and I was informed I was getting a "mystery shirt" along with my purchase. I opened the package and there was an Asking Alexandria shirt that had a woman naked in what seemed to be a vending machine of sorts... tossed right in the garbage
@jtkappy7742 Жыл бұрын
when I was in elementary school around 2005 my school banned lunch boxes and from then on they were considered weapons because apparently we were all beating each other with them
@BillBraskyy Жыл бұрын
Dude this afternoon whenever I checked my notifications, I saw two videos from you, well I don't remember if it was the pr mba, or Finn McKentey, but it was two thumbnails by you, and there was obviously this one and the other one was titled something like.. was hair metal actually good? Or something like that. I saved both of them, I always save your videos to watch later lol but now I can't find the hair metal one anywhere. did it get struck down, or did you like, release tomorrow's video today on accident and take it back down?
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
It will be out tomorrow
@BillBraskyy Жыл бұрын
@@FinnMckentyPRMBA ay yo spank you Veddy much Finn me boy 🤙🏻 can't wait to see it!
@seekerofpowerfulideas2727 8 күн бұрын
around the time 1D was really big, there was a huge “fashion duct tape” thing happening. it was coming in all different kinds of colors & kids were making all kinds of stuff out of duct tape. my friend was selling duct tape wallets lol
@xROCKLOBSTUHx Жыл бұрын
Is there a hulk hogan variant of the HELL YEAH BROTHER shirt yet? 🤣🤣🤣 I need that and the pizza monster shirt
@emivalx Жыл бұрын
Those Motorhead toys are just overkill
@zacharyjohnson7096 Жыл бұрын
Dimebag Darrel is buried in a kiss coffin. With one of van Halens guitars.
@DC11GTR Жыл бұрын
Kiss has so many different kinds of merch that their brainstorming session notes are taken on Kiss branded legal pads
@freeparking301 Жыл бұрын
That one Cradle of Filth shirt (y’all know the one!) blows away any of those Asking Alexandra shirts. Worst thing that happens to you wearing a get on your knees shirt is getting weird looks or if you’re in high school maybe a suspension. Wear the COF shirt and you’re either getting your ass kicked in Christian Conservative neighborhoods by five guys named Billy Bob or if you’re in the wrong country you rot in jail.
@Ireallydonotunderstand Жыл бұрын
Man every time you said U2 I swore you were saying KZfaq…
@notaacreativehandle Жыл бұрын
this one had me rolling 😂
@TheMostGloriousBeard Жыл бұрын
I have an Asking Alexandria shirt that says “Oh My Fucking God”. I get it 😂
@Goryptor Жыл бұрын
Try looking into the fragrances by Velvet Cacoon if you're after weirdness/personality. It could also satisfy your taste in 'unpleasant' black metal...
@dakistle Жыл бұрын
I once found a fragrant drain cleaning product that smelled just like the lotion you describe.
@JesseB1983 Жыл бұрын
15:43 I damn near choked on my lunch 😂😂😂
@Jacksonnnnnnnnnnnnn Жыл бұрын
"The same coffin Vinnie Paul is in! come on down and get yours!"
@rossh2386 Жыл бұрын
Finn you best be going to the hatebreed tour going on right now
@TonyPunkRock Жыл бұрын
Cool Bret Michaels story told to me. My friend was a manager at a local bar. I want to the Rock of Love tour bus stopped in. It was similar to the Girls Gone Wild tour bus situation as I recall. Manager goes back stage and to his surprise, Bret’s hair is sitting on a dummy. With the bandana. Finn, as well as myself, we are familiar with hair loss. I get dudes with wigs. But to have the wig WITH the bandana sitting there shook my buddy. It was a sight to see and I only wish a photo of this existed.
@vasilis1380 Жыл бұрын
You gotta get high enough to see the lack of curvature 😅
@josephchaney4732 Жыл бұрын
Dimebag Darrell was buried in a kiss casket not Vinnie Paul I found that error hilarious.
@texasvoodoo5696 Жыл бұрын
the comment @25:20 about the "work Secret Santa" wins the internet for the day LOL
@shannobmayberry107 Жыл бұрын
24:45 i spit my drink out on my fucking laptop. I just had a feeling you were going to make a video that i liked today, Good shit Finn...
@StevilDead Жыл бұрын
The U2 baby condoms would have been cool if being a U2 fan wasn't already more than enough birth control
@DarkMetalSpider Жыл бұрын
"get off your knifes"...😂😂😂 Lol
@cirodc646 Жыл бұрын
The videos about making fun of stuff that you do are the best, great sense of humour
@FinnMckentyPRMBA Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@nichande Жыл бұрын
Two Finn videos in one day wow
@michaelsantangelo7997 Жыл бұрын
One time I saw Archspire and they were selling an Archspire shower curtain. It was like $40.
@henrybowman7637 Жыл бұрын
The 'Tallica Monopoly is cool though stadiums and arenas!
@linainverse9369 Жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Metallica fan and it's times like these I wish I had my own bank account so I could buy that
@anthonygillette Жыл бұрын
32:59 “That’s the most corporate way to say “we smoked a bunch of weed” I’ve ever heard
@trex2251 Жыл бұрын
Nothing can top the Monolord shower curtain
@EliMeadAZ Жыл бұрын
Worst I've personally seen irl was Young Culture's merch when they toured with Broadside. "YC is a Frat" flags and "YC fucks" t-shirts. But this video went way beyond anything I expected.
@TonyPunkRock Жыл бұрын
RE: urinals in home. Had a buddy that had one in his basement. It’s a gamechanger.
@F2t0ny Жыл бұрын
"Administering felatio"
@almost.sweettalk.caffeine Жыл бұрын
“3 inches is average right?” 🤣🤣🤣
@cynicald380 Жыл бұрын
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