Adam's date is going perfectly. Sunny skies, an old 90's Camry, and picnics on green hills. However, things go south when the girl suddenly turns into a pile of laundry. Coping with his sudden loss, Adam finds solace in spending time with his friends again, until of course they too succumb to laundrification. Adam Acosta finds himself on a quest to find peace in the absence of his old relationships.