That or the wii theme.

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@@jasonx1174 precisely

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My parents have a Bernese mountain dog she is definitely not the smartest just wants full time cuddles

I always wait for it to 😊

Loll I’ve watched so many of her videos I know most of her terms by heart

His paws are larger than her hands!

Right! That's the payoff in her videos! LOL

I love it too 😊

Same here! When I was still in kindergarten, I didn't have many friends or knew people with dogs. But one of my few friends had a Bernese Mountain dog named Ronnie I think. Ronnie was the most calm, kind and lovable bear of a dog I've ever met. And since then, I still hope I can have a dog too one day. They just make me feel happy and less alone :)

my old girlfriend had berners, they are wonderful sweet giants.

same but standard poodles!

My family was kind of in the same situation when I got a dog on my 7th birthday, except it was the others in the family who were cured their fear of dogs. He was a golden retriever, although his behaviour was much closer to a typical saint bernard.

@@caesarjg5304 Life is too short to be without a 🐕 ❤️❤️❤️

I never met one, but as a former owner of guardian breeds, I believe you, and would back that with money.

I have a Greater Swiss Mountain Dog that is the happiest and sweetest. I recommend the breed to anyone looking for a family dog

Nope. My Berner ain’t protecting JACK… instantly becomes best friends with anyone who walks through the front door. There’s not an ounce of aggression in him

Much like the Swiss themselves, eh? 😁

@@Brasswatchman You know what, that's actually a great comparison. Maybe you know that there are 4 different types of Swiss mountain dogs. The Bernese is the friendliest of them all. Two of them, the Entlebucher and the Appenzeller they are very Swiss. Pretty to look at from afar, but they are quite nippy when you get too close and they can get aggressive with old age, if not properly socialized.

My mutt in a nutshell

Basset Hounds are the same way. They play dumb just to mess with us!

Can confirm: I have a Bernese Mountain Dog / Greater Swiss mix and he is so smart but his good nature and innate laziness is the perfect cover for it. But I am totally on to him ;)

My sister has one , and she is veeeeeery smart , she just likes to play dumb , because if she sees the opportunity to do something , she won’t think of it twice

I had a Bernese mountain dog growing up, and she learned how to open the baby gate we put at the stairs to keep her from going up there (she had a lot of hip problems)! She was definitely smart, because she’d only do it if she thought no one was watching lmao

Hes the goodest of bois

No think. Only exist.

head empty just vibes :)

"No thought, only smile"

bodhisattva boi

You don't walk that dog - he walks you

@@luviskol facts

@@Defnotabsdfan unless you actually take the time to train your dog...

@@luviskol facts

@@luviskol legit whenever I take mine out she's the one dragging me around :'))

I know, right? Why? I don't get it. When she does that I'm all "oh look they're all tidy now!" It's like when you tidy the kitchen and the dishwasher is loaded and running. The job is not quite over, but it looks SO MUCH BETTER.

🏆🏆

This is exactly why I won't get one 😆 but I have my kitties

get over it

@@marclatchaw1662 what are you ON ahahahha

🤣

LOL.. That was funny! 😂😂

I only call them grinch paws now 😄

As a groomer I can confirm

I just started grooming and learned it is definitely the technical term 😆

In a few videos there is just "paws" so I guess it applies only to some(most) breeds.

And today 9/9/23, 2.39 million. Love watching GWTD videos.❤️

And all of a sudden, Imagine Dragons just popped in my head.

A hecking good pupper, an absolute unit.

Meathead is a very Ontario thing to say

😂😂😂😂😂 I can't

Look at his eyes tho

I’m weakkkk😂😂😂😭

PLEASEEE 😭😭😭

Nah, that’s the serene look of the Mii Channel on repeat.

Berners are just like that

Lmao yeah

how bout your single brain cell that does not understand that you dont say mean things about beings you love?

@@sioniycs4532 what the fuck are you saying? Are you trying to insult them? I don’t get it

@@sioniycs4532 and kids this is what you call *a stupid comment that no one needs*

@@sioniycs4532 have you never had a best friend or anyone that you know well or even a pet of your own? Because saying rude shit to things you absolutely love is incredibly normal and common. Everyone knows its just pure fun and not meant to hurt anyone. I call my friends dumbasses and my dog a shit head. It appears you are the one with one brain cell in this case

@@sioniycs4532 I bet that made sense and sounded better in your head. Too bad in the end you look like an idiot.

Lol

Exactly this lmao Can definitely have choose to have thoughts, but makes the executive decision not to

He is Hyde! From That 70's Show, he needs more "whatever"!

Yes..

Meeeee in my circle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So get one of these dogo..or you regret it when time goes by...

It's possible Bernese had thoughts to begin with. Our girl has banged her head on the underside of tables and into closed doors so often I'm sure there's nothing going on upstairs anymore.

Well, possibly only the one thought of 'LOVE LOVE ME BE MY FRIEND', looking at him.

@@jamesnorman9160 I don't want my dog quoting Shakespeare. I want a big friendly hairy companion who listens to every word I say

These big guys are cuddly teddy bears who never seem to have a single worry... Our neighbours big floof Saint Bernard thought he was a lap dog. He once bounced onto Daddy's lap, and broke the sofa.... Needless to say... Bernie didn't care ! 🐶

Truly. The strabismus only emphasizes it lol

What does that sentence mean?

@@Hayawii someone who has a blank mind or just mostly distracted

@@juliesevilla3950 Oh, okay! Thank you very much! :D

No thoughts head empty

@@superal68 Yes, thank you!

Probably because Bernies are Velcro dogs

Right? What a good boy

My brain read "for someone" as "as someone" lmaoo

you can only imagine how good it felt to be washed

But for sure he's played in the rain hehe that's a bath alr

He’s just vibing

sedatives

He’s just chill.

That’s kinda just how those lovable giants are.

I think he is living in the moment.

I own two BMD's and they are extremely intelligent!

@@aprilluber They were used as rescue dogs, to pull (sledges) or as watch dogs. Back in the day to lead humans home through winter storms and fogs, or to find them (. The sites all warn to leave them alone too long they are easily bored and you need to give them something to do. Work dogs are usually smart dogs - anticipating obedience was the term used, so they can to a degree "think" for themselves and ahead while being eager to please their hoomans. people in the comment section seem to conflate the well natured patience of the large dog during the grooming should not be conflated with being dumb. They age fast and do not live long (around 7 - 8 years on averge) so it is possible the the dog is a senior, him stitting down towards the end would indicate that. or he has the hip problems that are typical for such lage dogs. Obviously those dogs have to be smart (and patient), with lifestock and around cattle, goats, sheep in the mountains. Nice or at least tolerant towards all lifestock and children.

@@aprilluber your dogs have a famos ancestor / relative in the family of the large Swiss Mountain dogs. Barry the rescue dog, he had a good nose. He was born 1800, he saved 40 people in the High Alpine region and is still a Swiss national treasure. His body was conserved and is exhibited in the Museum of Natural History of Bern. The moutain pass (St. Bernhard) between the Swiss Rhone Valley and the Aosta Valley (Italy) was a major route (for hikers) - pilgrims, and trade - during medieval times - and an important route in Europe for thousands of year before that. But it was a risky route, in the High Alpine region even in summer snow storms and avalanches can surpise people. But even getting lost in wet wetter can kill people. During the 11th, century monks (St. Augustin) built an inn, likely one motivation was to make the route safer for pilgrims that were headed for Rome, and they later bred large, strong, smart and patient dogs. In 2005 they moved that breeding station (the inn still exists and is open for tours and patrons), but the dogs are still in the mountains in summer, at least for a time. Likely to be shown off to tourists ;) The dogs helped pave the way though snow, and were able to guide monks and people, and also to find hikers that lost their way, were exhausted or had gotten buried by an avalanche. During season (maybe even year round, if they stayed there in winter they needed lost of supplies, and fuel to survive) monks were in the inn. They took care of the patrons, but also monitored the area around the pass. Every day during summer teams of one monk and one dog were looking for lost or exhausted hikers. They reported 2000 rescues within 200 years. That includes soldiers, that used that route during the Napoleonic Wars.

Wtf does that mean?

@@hashimotoqueen7227 It means nothing rumples his Jameses.

@@hashimotoqueen7227 soo what it is is English and he's telling why berners are the best dogs ever

@@hashimotoqueen7227 In all seriousness, they're saying nothing angers or annoys him :)

This comment is so underrated 😂

The level of pure trust was uncanny!

Pawtience 🐾

They didn't bathe him for 4 years!!

@@dRealNayon yea, but he was well kept and walked enough to where his nails were filed down. Besides, bathing isnt necessary for dogs, we do it because we'd prefer not to have a stinky dog. But dogs dont need it, especially if they take dust baths that soak up any extra body oils and add good bacteria to your dogs coat. Dogs mostly need to be brushed often, and most owners bathe their dogs too much.

@@dRealNayon he's huge i dont blame them. i have back problems so trying to bathe 120 lbs of fur is impossible. owners might be in a similar situation. but he wasnt matted or anything like that so he probably got brushed a lot which is still fine

An absolutely beautiful unit!

@@Dirty_Squirrell, I see what you did there.

ABSOLUTE UNIT

And oddly quite clean-looking for a dog who hasn’t had a bath in four years. Unless his owners bathed him at home and this is his first time in six years to an actual groomer.

That's berners!

nooo... less than 8 😭

🥺😭

I have Bernese dog, she is 12 years old with very bad sense of hearing, but considering her age, she is still in a good shape. Most of the time just laying around, sometimes goes for a walk but overall a wondefull and loving dog. Bigger dogs have always issues with joints so at some stage suplements and vitamins are needed. I definitely recommend this breed.

Why is it that their lifiespan is so short? Is it their size alone or do they have specific health issues?

yeah, big dogs in general dont live that long, but having a mix with that breed in it will increase its lifespan. Big dogs often have Problems with their bones because they have to carry all their own weight. Specific health issures are there sometimes too. My mother has a berner-goldie mix and hes huge. 65 kilo of water loving fluff. No matter what you tell him, he is a actually a horse. Less majestic, more drooling. And wet. Always. He grew too fast so he had problems with his joints, we often had to visit his physiotherapist after he playet too rough...

1:55 Yup, you can see his fluff floating around 👍😍

That was a serious furnado there!

She needs a working jumpsuit and wellies when it comes to a biggie like this one

grooming is really a work out fr cuz she looks good like wow would’ve thought grooming

Thats what I thought too!! Just "Oh I'm happy to be here."

All dogs are himbos this is a fact

what do you mean, he is a big brain boi. So big his brain pushes on his eyes and they squint

A lesson to us all

I don't agree; every time I heard cat people saying how independent cats are and how dependent dogs are I think: you don't know mastiff or mountain dogs...😃

With a brain the size of a walnut lmao

@@minimushrom How DARE you. His brain is perfectly adequate.

@@jon-umber I guess those staments are not mutually exclusive.

Even I wouldn't resist anything if she gave me a bath

He's overweight..

@@HAYAOLEONE not at all, those dogs are just naturally huge. They’re bred to be that big since they are ‘mountain dogs’

@@hellishscreams1640 overweight And possibly overbuilt.. American breeder?

No he’s not overweight, Burns are supposed to be that big, the thickness of their coat just makes them look bigger

*🌝

I agree, just chilling! 😀

So much hair! If that was my house, I would have to Hoover, practically everyday 😀

ten years after I lost my dog after his long 16 year life, I still find bones, toys , my tv remotes and as I have always suspected all my single shoes buried in backyard. I always give him a smiling " dammed you " followed by a whispered love you mate, miss you.

We still find some stubborn dog hair from my late dog, who passed in Feb 2021. We joke that her fur hiding everywhere (mostly in clothing since we’ve moved to a new house) is her only way to say, “you’ll never escape from me”

@@LocalAceAJ My dog lived 16 years, and when he passed he just waddled up to me and leaned against me and sat on my lap. To this day , i swear he waited for me to come down the stairs to say good bye. Love and trust between pets and humans has to be one of the greatest of all senses we have. Not sure what to call this sixth sense between man and pets, but there it is, over and over again. Through out the world.

Up until July this year we had a boarder collie - we needed to hoover everyday to keep up with the amount of fur she shed. I know if I go into the tight corners and crannies of the house, I'll still find her fur.

@@girlnextdoorgrooming no one's sexualising it but you

@@girlnextdoorgrooming She's got it, she can flaunt it. Don't watch if it offends ya.

@@fea8894 read the comments from male viewers who know nothing about grooming.

@@girlnextdoorgrooming idk how u see sexual intent in anything shes doing man. shes cleaning a dog 😭 bending over backwards isnt even inherently sexual

@@girlnextdoorgrooming "Bending over backwards" is just an expression that she's willing to do anything for her dogs/cats. Much like "I'd walk through fire" for example. No need for unnecessary conflicts :)

idk what to say but. baizhu

loll

@@lizz7935 we just want dendro ☹️

@@idk_agoodusername382 yes yaoyao cute

No worries you can just turn him into a swiss mountain dog, they got short hair 😁

My dream dog.....🥰🥰🥰🥰

Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear nila

@@AxxLAfriku ?

@@desiree5416 He says weird stuff on people’s videos to try to get people to click on his channel. I’ve mostly seen him in the commentary video comment section.

@@minajones8341 he's also a registered sex offender...

Poodles aren't French they actually German.

do you remember which one it is? i really must watch that!

@@acalthu kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLWDZ5yrtb3Zlmw.html Hilarious dramatic Husky tamper tantrum i think :)

@Smiles and the Twisted MD look up expression in the dictionary, dumbass

@wywgbwhunwihnwuojeiuehygsgbqjbebeugegtwwhich is almost exclusively said when people are exaggerating...

same

@Smiles and the Twisted MD says the person who just liked there’s.

I'd die FROM Thunder Like If Thunder came over to be like 'oh my god ANOTHER HUMAN :D' I would just die from fear

Me to!!

Why are you gae ?

@@giladbar8710 Who say I am gae?¿

trans-jendah?

Why are u gaee? Why

You are gae.

Soooo you’re admitting that dogs are unpredictable violent mutants that are a liability to civilized society?

@@voxpopuli905 i mean…. doesn’t that applies to humans as well

@@yuixan763 are trying to imply that dogs have equal value to human lives?

@@yuixan763 well?

@@yuixan763 give me a list of tangible benefits that dogs create for humans. A list of things they bring to the table. Electricity, plumbing, transportation, agriculture….. the SR71 black bird lol I mean… I’m pretty sure humans bring a lot more to the table and have earned their place in society. What have dogs contributed? Other than being a crutch for ppl who got severe personality disorders and emotional disorders 🙄 cuz let’s face it 98% of all dog nutters are weirdos and unintelligent ppl…. The degenerates of the population. Most intelligent emotionally stable civilized ppl do not find these things acceptable and find them repulsive disgusting and annoying a/f. Not to mention unpredictable and dangerous. Statistics reflect that as well. 16 thousand attacks per day on humans is the opposite of mans best friend.

Same for Saints. Makes it bitter sweet to own one of these giants.

@@Mrs_Homemaker my saint is turning 11 this year! he's happy and healthy and i think he will live for a few more years

So sad they live only 2 years. 😔

My last dog lived to 16 years old, I wanted to get a Berner, but after going through the pain of losing my last dog and hating that he didn't live long enough, I couldn't make myself go through having a dog that would live a decade shorter.

@@ivan-Croatian title literally says first bath in 4 years..........

It's true, every last one has no thoughts but food and hugs.

So sad they only live 6-8 years

Unfortunately not, my friend in uk had one that tore a small child next door to bits. It was brought up in a family home with 3 children and a Newfoundland dog, was never mistreated, but one day it snapped. All dogs breeds have the potential to turn.

@@craigmacdonald8855 Yes... sadly, just as with people, you'll always have the occasional weird outliers.

I would own a St. Bernard, Golden, or a Bernese. Best kind of friends.

The dogs or the girl

@@kelpman_clark7787 the lady. The dog is a male

Right?!

I'm astonished by the fact that we all love it!

Hmm, these cuddles are different. Oh boy, wet cuddles.

There's your 300th like ;)

I don’t understand why he didn’t get a bath for four years? She said he has walked a lot because of how his nails are trimmed but he doesn’t get any bath? He Musta stunk!

i know right/ he has such amazing colors and they are so nice after he is nice and clean.

@@bostontowny4life744 maybe it's his first professional bath?? He looks really healthy and well cared, but some owners prefer to bath and take care of the fur at home

@@analuisa1214 That's what I was thinking.

WHEEEZE A BEAR OMGUDBEJS

My Newfoundland is named Bear and he is huge and fluffy. I loved this video.

1:46 my favorite

@@ak-naton7731 yes! They look so fluffy that I want to hug them!!!

@@gurl9203 I don't think we're talking about hugging the same thing...

Wow never related so hard to a stranger

I second that

I"d care. She's quite a beauty.

I imagine, if he were a human, he’d be in college! I’m American by the way 😀

Trade: husky balled Received: hearing damage

Bro 😂 yup 😂😂😂😂

Classic groomer joke.

My lovely husky, to this day, disagrees. She is a firm believer of shower = pain & death. She is still a drama queen.

Same with newfs :-)

As a person from Bern, called „Berner“ too, I really appreciate this hahah

@@sarapocorn so you must have a great temperament, you are never fearful, always happy and chillin'. Vow. Will you marry me?😂😂

Berners are the best. If only they lived longer.

My girl was 8 weeks old when I adopted her as a rescue. It was fun trying to guess what breeds she might be. It wasn't until she was about four years old that a friend told me she was almost certainly a Bernese Mountain dog, a breed i had never heard of. It turns out that she is a pure breed, and now I love the breed.

Big dopey doggo 😭😭😂😂😂

He’s not stupid, he’s just a chill happy boi

He’s not brainless. You calling him dumb?

@@antoinewilliams129 WTF, no. I was just saying that to call him calm. Wtf are you so butthurt for? There's such thing as a joke.

No thoughts. Head empty.

He just has a very derpy facial expression is all

Oh, there just referring to how chill and floppy the dog looks, not actual facts! I’m sure the dog is very smart!!

Oh yeah. On the level of Plato and Aristotle. He’s a dog!

Because it's a funny idea.

Because they have dogs too and do like my mom does with her dog. Spoil em Which is quite ok but if u are u will know a dog is up to and planning his moves just about at all times. They have cut out a nice place in this world living among ppl. They can read ppls moods intentions etc very well. So they are judging us at all times