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ShxtsnGigs Podcast

ShxtsnGigs Podcast

26 күн бұрын

Clip from EP 388, full episode on our Patreon

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@amandathemantis
@amandathemantis 24 күн бұрын
“You’re bangin so I’m readin it “ 💀
@clariseharrington8252
@clariseharrington8252 9 күн бұрын
😅
@maxwells7212
@maxwells7212 24 күн бұрын
"That's what i thought" would have me rolling😂😂😂😂
@user-zx1ii7vf2z
@user-zx1ii7vf2z 23 күн бұрын
After theyve finished reading out loud, ask them to summarise what they've just read. So you know their comprehension abilities too.
@Maina_njeri
@Maina_njeri 20 күн бұрын
Thiisss😂😂😂
@ucheisaac2525
@ucheisaac2525 17 күн бұрын
nah, just call me an illiterate 😂😂😂
@DanielleIbyme
@DanielleIbyme 15 күн бұрын
Now you're talking, the comprehension problems are real
@yolisagqamlana7960
@yolisagqamlana7960 15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lsrefocused
@lsrefocused 14 күн бұрын
😂 but necessary
@AnotherAngryBlackMan
@AnotherAngryBlackMan 24 күн бұрын
“That’s what I thought” ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@alexismum
@alexismum 24 күн бұрын
Reading with the finger following by James & Fuhad enunciating as he read was too peak humour 😂😂
@astid2088
@astid2088 24 күн бұрын
Fact 🤣 I'm Defs doing this on every first date
@alexismum
@alexismum 23 күн бұрын
@astid2088 ay Dios mio! Not on a first date. Surely you can ask them to read something of the menu or wine bottle. Something discreet, that would not cause so much offense. I mean, they were able to read your text messages and read the Restaurant's name & location...
@astid2088
@astid2088 23 күн бұрын
@@alexismum lemme get that higher grade readings results 🤣
@alexismum
@alexismum 23 күн бұрын
@astid2088 babe, you do what's best for you love ❤️
@nwaogubliss7189
@nwaogubliss7189 24 күн бұрын
"Does your baby mama live with you"😂😂😂😂
@georgieeve2026
@georgieeve2026 23 күн бұрын
*"Is your baby mom your roommate?"
@JenJenJenny1216
@JenJenJenny1216 23 күн бұрын
So true. I needed to ask that question for the last guy 😒
@johnbayles1426
@johnbayles1426 24 күн бұрын
Read page 1 had me. 😂😂
@refilwe9954
@refilwe9954 24 күн бұрын
Unnecessary vawolence 🤣🤣🤣
@mmataukwena1078
@mmataukwena1078 24 күн бұрын
​@@refilwe9954😂😂😂Ke emetse YT teachers to comment here😎
@refilwe9954
@refilwe9954 24 күн бұрын
@@mmataukwena1078 the slow reading is just asking go ragelwa 🤣🤣🤣
@brielknows
@brielknows 24 күн бұрын
Not literally, literately
@jeromybarry6514
@jeromybarry6514 23 күн бұрын
That reading one would end so much first dates 😭😭
@Carpathianpixie
@Carpathianpixie 21 күн бұрын
Many* but yeah. I never thought of that but just asking if they read regularly and what genre is enough to give you an idea.
@christopherwilliams1042
@christopherwilliams1042 24 күн бұрын
"Is there anyone that'll get mad/feel some type of way if they see us together?" .... This question covers everything outside of "are you single?"
@lnvw0227
@lnvw0227 23 күн бұрын
Ooooo I like this 👌🏾
@kattabercrumbie2704
@kattabercrumbie2704 21 күн бұрын
I ask this question, literally cuz...
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 19 күн бұрын
"Yeah, I'll be angry."
@samwalkerlondon87
@samwalkerlondon87 24 күн бұрын
If they read to me, bring the narration to life and provide voices for the characters I am totally sold lol
@MissTryALot
@MissTryALot 24 күн бұрын
Seriously though, it's shocking how many people can't read well.
@KaeserStatic
@KaeserStatic 24 күн бұрын
Sad reality, notice how school doesnt really teach you much of any real world skills
@doubletapthatdotty4597
@doubletapthatdotty4597 24 күн бұрын
@@KaeserStaticI know how to do advanced algebra but nothing on tax’s, interest rates or mortgages
@KaeserStatic
@KaeserStatic 24 күн бұрын
@@doubletapthatdotty4597 and im sure 99% of us can relate to that, i sure as hell can, in school i always felt I was never really learning anything of use, even thou i would complete my work, it always felt like it would be fruitless when I left, and when i look at most successful people the either drop out of school to learn a skill or they did something in STEM subjects to be able to build and create something, say like architects or like accounts who take up who usually only need math to better understand finances but even so many of those people arent filthy rich and for people who go one to start they own business in some of cases they were self thought, and most times they really dont attribute any of their success to school/college which i notice most of them took the time out side of school to learn finances and sales own their own time
@HanJisungsBabyMomma
@HanJisungsBabyMomma 24 күн бұрын
​@@doubletapthatdotty4597 Exactly!!! Unless you're gonna be a mathematician or scientist, no one is using that in their daily life 💀
@bonnie1303
@bonnie1303 22 күн бұрын
I do some customer-facing writing for work and best practice is keeping concepts and language at a 3rd grade level. THIRD GRADE. Our average reading comprehension isn’t even in middle school.
@Princess_Maya_19
@Princess_Maya_19 24 күн бұрын
Watching a man read an entire page of a book with his finger under each word would give me the ICK 😂😂
@real_lampcap
@real_lampcap 24 күн бұрын
FACTSSS
@TheKayech
@TheKayech 23 күн бұрын
I'll be honest you'll need to hold that ick because I'm not fumbling a word at that point. If I get a word wrong you'd also have an ICK
@grey6703
@grey6703 23 күн бұрын
naaah it’s the slow reading that gives me the ick! reminds me of reading a book aloud in middle school and the teacher picking on that one kid that sounds like he learned to read last momth
@grarycat1984
@grarycat1984 22 күн бұрын
New ick unlocked
@Aequitas4VERlTAS
@Aequitas4VERlTAS 20 күн бұрын
That's because we're not used to bumping our gums so often.
@KidDavis2010
@KidDavis2010 24 күн бұрын
Facts, on reading the book aloud. Nowadays I’m asking for their high school transcript Edit: Thanks for the love ❤️
@danaglass1265
@danaglass1265 24 күн бұрын
College and credit score.
@natashamwangi4890
@natashamwangi4890 24 күн бұрын
It's not enough to see a transcript. Gotta take the Floyd challenge. And if your finger goes under a word we are done
@KidDavis2010
@KidDavis2010 24 күн бұрын
@@natashamwangi4890 😂🤣 not the Floyd challenge
@danaglass1265
@danaglass1265 24 күн бұрын
@@natashamwangi4890 😂
@Idontknowyoudoyou
@Idontknowyoudoyou 24 күн бұрын
@@natashamwangi4890whats a floyd challenge? You don't mean the kneeling george floyd challenge?
@ByeFelicia31
@ByeFelicia31 18 күн бұрын
“Is your BM your roommate” fucking sent meeeeeeee😂😂😂😂
@princessdi6021
@princessdi6021 24 күн бұрын
The book one would rock me! I would think they were crazy
@lyndas.8765
@lyndas.8765 22 күн бұрын
This comment has my dying 🤣🤣😭
@ucheisaac2525
@ucheisaac2525 17 күн бұрын
yessss
@ZaZa-nm6sw
@ZaZa-nm6sw 24 күн бұрын
The last one is foul and I'm here for it a million percent 😂
@KaNeinaBee
@KaNeinaBee 24 күн бұрын
Bringing a book?! I might do that! 🤣
@real_lampcap
@real_lampcap 24 күн бұрын
The reading one is so valid. Ive seen so many who are over 20 and cant read past a 3rd grade reading level. 😭
@georgieeve2026
@georgieeve2026 23 күн бұрын
To be fair.. some people can read just fine. It's the outloud part that can be difficult :P
@raminard
@raminard 24 күн бұрын
Out loud is wiiiiiiiild 😅randymoss
@dionnamarie1390
@dionnamarie1390 24 күн бұрын
From Eric Dickey to Descartes, I’m reading impeccably, from syllable through commas, semicolons, and periods‼️💯🤓
@dionnamarie1390
@dionnamarie1390 24 күн бұрын
*syllables* 🫠
@rachelboris8517
@rachelboris8517 23 күн бұрын
I impulsively thought someone else was trolling your syllables mistake and disliked the comment immediately but it was you!!😂😇🤣
@dionnamarie1390
@dionnamarie1390 23 күн бұрын
@@rachelboris8517 😎
@dionnamarie1390
@dionnamarie1390 23 күн бұрын
@@rachelboris8517 🤓😎🤩💕
@dionnamarie1390
@dionnamarie1390 23 күн бұрын
@@rachelboris8517 🤓😎🤩💕
@rissbliss
@rissbliss 23 күн бұрын
Oh no… pointing while reading is a no-no. Don’t do it 😂😅
@yolandosutherland9359
@yolandosutherland9359 21 күн бұрын
Is your baby mama your roommate is a legitimate question. 😂😂😂😂
@geraldapetit-homme7238
@geraldapetit-homme7238 13 күн бұрын
Do you have any felonies?😅
@letitiatsunami3749
@letitiatsunami3749 23 күн бұрын
I'd read the page and fumble over every single word. And we'd never see each other again. 😂😂😂😂
@thickuums7651
@thickuums7651 21 күн бұрын
This is more like "Things you say to end a date" 😂😂😂
@nakawaka4312
@nakawaka4312 23 күн бұрын
Daddy is looking good!!
@ExoticAfrican6
@ExoticAfrican6 24 күн бұрын
About to use that book one for sure
@The_Geraldine
@The_Geraldine 24 күн бұрын
"That's what I thought" !!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Sami86K
@Sami86K 18 күн бұрын
I’d die! My brain reads faster than it can come out of my mouth… so I stutter over myself. 😂😂😂
@thecavallocompany2689
@thecavallocompany2689 9 күн бұрын
“Can you read page one out loud” had me dying
@JamaicanemeraldQueen
@JamaicanemeraldQueen 24 күн бұрын
I brought a book, can you read page 1 out loud..😂😂😂😂😂😂 let me test your reading comprehension skills 😂😂😂😂
@truechaos2798
@truechaos2798 24 күн бұрын
These the type of questions I like straight to the point and it’ll help cut out any reason for a second date depending on the answer
@YinYangTsang
@YinYangTsang 24 күн бұрын
These are impeccable.
@Jezidka
@Jezidka 23 күн бұрын
THIS.....WAS...THE...LAST....DAY.
@mubeenabdullah2227
@mubeenabdullah2227 24 күн бұрын
I'd flip the page n read the second page too 🤣
@kma12389
@kma12389 23 күн бұрын
Not reading slow tho! 😂😂😂
@jessicab2682
@jessicab2682 22 күн бұрын
I once dated a guy who couldn't read and I found out when he asked me to read the menu at the restaurant for him 😭
@miriamhunter2899
@miriamhunter2899 24 күн бұрын
Out loud!😂😂😂
@rojaestevenson7818
@rojaestevenson7818 24 күн бұрын
James you look so good the muscles are muscling, the beard looking oiled and pretty skin, good shit babe 💪❤
@peterr6595
@peterr6595 22 күн бұрын
I told my daughter to ask if the young man graduated college.
@d626g3
@d626g3 23 күн бұрын
If the child is under 3yrs old...his baby mom is definitely his roommate! they're still figuring it out lol
@Maina_njeri
@Maina_njeri 20 күн бұрын
You could never be so wrong!
@jhill_2313
@jhill_2313 14 күн бұрын
Next date I’m on I’m gon do n ask these questions
@undermoonlight4849
@undermoonlight4849 23 күн бұрын
"Are there any women under the impression that you might be dating or talking?"
@dinaabdalla1275
@dinaabdalla1275 21 күн бұрын
Everytime.. Me wishing I could be friends with these guys.... Such a great time 😊
@Itsisss
@Itsisss 24 күн бұрын
Damn these bots💀
@KC-rf5cu
@KC-rf5cu 24 күн бұрын
Im just tryna look for comments 😭😭😭
@dawnjal
@dawnjal 22 күн бұрын
Nooo this is now a requirement. I dated someone years ago. He had an extensive vocabulary so I would have never known. At a huge party with my friends we were playing board games. He had to read a card out loud. He literally sounded out the words like a preschooler. I was absolutely mortified. He was completely oblivious. He was a college student. I went to the kitchen where all my female friends hugged me as I slowly died from embarrassment. I attempted to encourage him later to improve but he was an $&@ about it and pretended as it weren’t an issue. He said it was easier to learn “big” words from people. He would ask what it meant then and to use it in a sentence for context. Yeah we broke up shortly afterwards.
@fefe1179
@fefe1179 22 күн бұрын
And then it’s Shakespeare 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😫😫😫😫😫😫
@brianridgill
@brianridgill 23 күн бұрын
These guys are great!!
@destinymcgowan5328
@destinymcgowan5328 22 күн бұрын
The book one is valid. I'm going to start doing that because I need to know if someone is illiterate.
@levibarnor311
@levibarnor311 24 күн бұрын
Read the page out loud? I’d read it…. Then I’ll pull out some quantum mechanics questions for her to solve.
@entropy3615
@entropy3615 24 күн бұрын
Are you single?
@saidatushittushittu5810
@saidatushittushittu5810 24 күн бұрын
​@@entropy3615🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TimpossibleOne
@TimpossibleOne 14 күн бұрын
I don't think anyone would want to test my reading skills after talking with me. But, if I was asked to read a page from her book, I'd be offended but I'll still read the page so eloquently that she'd know she just failed my test.
@pocapaypay
@pocapaypay 23 күн бұрын
The rate he was reading that... ok. Cool. 🚪🚶🏾‍♀️
@shaedymontero4815
@shaedymontero4815 24 күн бұрын
Adding all to my list 😂
@shaniecesingleton3704
@shaniecesingleton3704 20 күн бұрын
“Who’s gonna pay for this?” 😂😂
@panthercat38
@panthercat38 5 күн бұрын
Depends on the book you hand me.
@asheater2233
@asheater2233 22 күн бұрын
The guy asking who’s paying for this is down bad huh😂😂😂
@Bettylee0218
@Bettylee0218 22 күн бұрын
Great question 😂😂
@queenofpentacles11
@queenofpentacles11 19 күн бұрын
Kendrick and Drake as friends in a different universe 😂
@andrewbaier9952
@andrewbaier9952 22 күн бұрын
Id sound out the first word like a child, look to her questionly, start laughing 😂😂
@erinsmith7171
@erinsmith7171 2 күн бұрын
They are good questions to ask though lol
@nenaclay1
@nenaclay1 24 күн бұрын
I hit the like button as soon as I heard the first tweet 😂
@vaioyoshi
@vaioyoshi 24 күн бұрын
I would read it, hipefully its a good book. I might ask to borrow it, and you WILL be judged on genre, length or thickness, and difficulty. Don't bring some young adult book. Bring me a novel❤
@JeanGray218
@JeanGray218 22 күн бұрын
I sure am his roommate now get gim up out of here cause aye bay bay…I’m finna get my groove on!
@bro_zen_wan
@bro_zen_wan 22 күн бұрын
STOOPP STOOP 😂😂😂
@ElaineLoyd
@ElaineLoyd 23 күн бұрын
Then the book is Finnegan's Wake 😅
@ronnieferguson9337
@ronnieferguson9337 23 күн бұрын
I’m down with having them read out loud because loooooooooook! 😩
@JustCallMeCode
@JustCallMeCode 22 күн бұрын
I’ll read a few lines and we can try have a read along later on
@mattjameson3505
@mattjameson3505 23 күн бұрын
Just read the page out loud then pick a random page and tell them to read it, even the playing field
@deshawnwilliams1970
@deshawnwilliams1970 22 күн бұрын
Honestly the read a page is a two way street so you better make sure you can read atleast half as good cause I’m returning to sender 😂
@iscavengersam
@iscavengersam 24 күн бұрын
Im an avid reader and i wouldn't be reading out loud either 😅
@brinabeeful
@brinabeeful 23 күн бұрын
Fine, I'll read it! But only cuz i want to... not cuz you asked me...
@naydorsey1398
@naydorsey1398 23 күн бұрын
My mom use to make my friends read something to her just to see if they could read. She wanted to know what kind of ppl I was surrounding myself with😂
@rachelboris8517
@rachelboris8517 23 күн бұрын
Devastating ☠️ My mom always talked shit about “my lil friends” and I hated it. She was feeling them out just like your mom the entire visit, but at least she’d wait to tell me after they left! I hated it so much because she would say that you can tell who people are by who they hang out with. 10+ years later and I still hate it, rather, I hate that she was right 😭 Those girls were shit friends 😂😇🤣
@wolfyb19
@wolfyb19 24 күн бұрын
The book ting, before I read. I am going to search up the raunchiest scene I can google.
@lamak0925
@lamak0925 23 күн бұрын
I'd read turn the book as if to show pictures, ask if they wanted to turn the page at the end, like in kindergarten
@docjohnson8933
@docjohnson8933 24 күн бұрын
Is it a Dr Seuss? If so I got you
@ashleighbowyer8959
@ashleighbowyer8959 22 күн бұрын
Woah James is looking huge
@fe-real
@fe-real 24 күн бұрын
I'd take the book from them, read and then we're discussing why they chose "That book" cause chances are I've either read or avoided that book for a reason. I would love for someone to take it there. It'll tell me too much about them. I live! 😅💯🤷🏽‍♀️ Also... If it's Harry Potter, the date's over 🫠
@shuzuma299
@shuzuma299 24 күн бұрын
Just read one paragraph ya teacher taught you that at least 😂😂😂
@ScepticEngineer
@ScepticEngineer 23 күн бұрын
I read software engineering and science books for fun.. I think I’d be ok
@rain_x5535
@rain_x5535 24 күн бұрын
What if him cyah read🤣😂😂. Laaad
@DerekAllDigital
@DerekAllDigital 23 күн бұрын
I used to talk to a chick who would text and misspell or completely miss words. On our first date, I asked her to read a few this she was looking at.
@darayy6352
@darayy6352 20 күн бұрын
Fine I'll read it 😂
@matthewporras3815
@matthewporras3815 22 күн бұрын
Let me read it😂😂
@reginafromrio
@reginafromrio 24 күн бұрын
Reading with your finger?! Omg automatic no, unless you're low visibility.
@Johnclouth
@Johnclouth 24 күн бұрын
LMFAO
@Hexter-
@Hexter- 23 күн бұрын
Nah. Yall gotta address the Kendrick and Drake video we not finna just slide past that 🙌🏻 explain
@Jinz3
@Jinz3 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@MMSquared
@MMSquared 24 күн бұрын
Just imagine if the but was a book you read in school, and it was complete a$$
@ridhwan7255
@ridhwan7255 24 күн бұрын
Just a little bit of gaslighting and these man are done.
@vernon4139
@vernon4139 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@chocolatebunnygs
@chocolatebunnygs 20 күн бұрын
does your mom live with you? lol 😂 😆 😝 😜 🤣 🤪
@juanwerner1490
@juanwerner1490 22 күн бұрын
Ik Some dudes who’d struggle with that page, sounding like mayweather
@VTK214
@VTK214 24 күн бұрын
Day 3 of asking for a Toby appearance. Book guy out here increasing literacy rates 😂😂
@ishmaelabdullah6472
@ishmaelabdullah6472 Күн бұрын
Not just read aloud ,but please summize in your own words! I need her to demonstrate comprehension and practically apply! 😊 😆 😝 😂 💀
@AG-vh3lx
@AG-vh3lx 24 күн бұрын
😭😭🤣No but i brought a book can you read the first page OUT LOUD is some serious stufff!!🤣👌🏽like some High School Type Loyalty Test thing , but should be conducted y'all cz these streets are rabid and wacky and out of control over here 😭🤣😭
@terrellhenegan8621
@terrellhenegan8621 23 күн бұрын
Naw for real. I dated a chick for a month and she forgot what a fraction was.. and didnt think nothing was wrong..
@UpAndAtEmAddie
@UpAndAtEmAddie 24 күн бұрын
QTNA
@traewilliams1747
@traewilliams1747 22 күн бұрын
Lol I remember when me and babymama broke up but nether one moved out because our names was on the lease lol I couldn’t get no play to save my life cause they just figured we was still fuckin
@chaymaek1797
@chaymaek1797 23 күн бұрын
I'd read it, then pull out a book that isn't in english and ask the same question! #PettyLifeRules
@lnvw0227
@lnvw0227 23 күн бұрын
Not me being an ass and flipping to a random page to read bc 1 youre not telling me what to do 2 I'm not letting you think I can't read. After that, I'm handing you the book back and asking you to do the same, bc how do I know this is even your book?
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