A wise man once said: "When they find keycard on the ground, they start making monke sound"

13:59 gave me an aneurysm to see, like they're just trying to save every single atom of loot they can find lmao

honestly his reaction at 12:15 is the best

15:00 man I could never play with someone like that. Dude will lose friends like that

people love getting red keycard and trying to get themselves killed running through major areas at mach 10

Everyone: Me coming home with a sparkplug: *gotta go fast*

"gets red key card still takes p90 from his friend :D "

12:37 Why can't people be more like this guy seriously?

14:30 ahhh shit, that hurst to see how he killed him teammeate for GPU

i was like "how is this even possible??" and then i saw he has a chinese localization

Holy crap dude, 13:35 - watching these dudes fumble to get the rebel equipped was so fkn painful... Like seriously, just throw the bloody axe already...

2:24 not found in raid bitcoins, those were probably put there by his friend

1:55 red keycard turns you into shaggy

14:30 idrc what you say, the guy who shoots his teamate in the had for that is so lame. Like I have legged my teamates for something like that, but at the end of the day it's a game and deciding your teamate has to reset, and just take away his enjoyment over pixels is embarrassing.

the amount of voice cracking in this video is *chef's kiss*

The guy at 12:40 just has no reaction to getting a red card and a LEDX 😂 Must be really enjoyable to watch him on stream

That skivvz dude really struggled with the decision between taking his painkillers out of his gamma for 3 led-x? Lmao. Cmon bro

Love how they return to monke after finding keycards

They get excited about red keycard but then they realize they need 20mil just to put it up on the flea

Everyone out here talking about the last clip where the dude took the GPU, and for all those who say its justified, here is my argument why it is not, 1: It's only a gpu, this dude is bringing in a slick vest, an rpk and more, so the cost of a gpu is clearly not that fucking much. 2: When the fuck did we stop using words to solve our issues, like ayo bro give that back don't be a fucking loot goblin, there's that one dude who is like "Asking for it back is like a sorry" IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD? I MEAN YOU COULD THREATEN THEM, OR IDK, MAKE IT CLEAR TO NOT DO THIS? And I've even yoinked a thing from my friends right as they are going to grab it, and I give it back right after, shits a joke, its funny as hell. The TK isn't justified, stop trying to justify it, "He stole my gpu so ima just tk him and ruin any fun he might have been having" If thats how you play tarkov i better never see you in a squad cuz you are a fucking hinderance

2:23 Bitcoins arent from raid xD

People turns into monkeys whenever they find either a labs card or ledx lol.

11:15 that 'lets go ' from the team mate was the best 'lets go' ever !!!

2:23 nice rmt

That last dude was wrong for that just over a gpu…….. if he killed me defs wouldn’t be playing with him again!

If the guy who left that wallet on the ground sees this he’s gonna cry

I don’t understand people screaming over a slick or hex. like cool, you made 200k, you don’t need to scream.

12:22 God damn, finally a normal person.

real chad be like 12:37

everyone getting cards from marked room while I open it and get literally nothing 3x in a row lmao

12:21 Best human response No squeals and monkey antics ======================= Лучшая реакция человека. Без обезьяных ужимок

I'm not even surprised that the first kappa owner is asian, we all know how good they are)))

The phrase "what the F" seems universal no matter where you're from lol

If I got a red key card I’d prolly just be like “bruh wtf”. Then casually start making my way to extract

I feel bad for all the teammates that didn't go in front and lost out on keycards FEELSBADMAN

1st kappa lol... gratz on this great achievement! Hopefully you still have a some friends and family :D.

7:48 dude sounds like blooprint

10:56 I fucking love they're actually whispering like it's real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The combat arms song at the begining ❤❤

There's only two annoying reactions when a streamer finds Red: "wE gOtTa FuCkInG gO" "RED KEYCARD, RED KEYCARD, RED KEYCARD"

The bitcoins aren't fir lol

10:31 VIOLETUUU KEY!

I couldn’t even imagine putting that amount of effort to get to 71 this early in the wipe. If you do the math (which I won’t cuz American) he probably barely left his desk...

I just started playing the game. If I knew the lab card was so good and people freaked out about it I would of gave it away. I have the axe thing as well. I don’t know what the hell im doing.

For a while i had just the sound playing. It sounded like an bunch of the R words we arent supposed to say anymore playing tarkov. Lmao

That guy finding black key card on labs had killa cloths on I haven’t even seen killa 100 times this wipe let alone kill him

5:35 that’s what it sounds like when your friend is jealous and doesn’t know how to congratulate you

Red keycard guy was nuttin I think

Remember kids, don't celebrate until after you extract

of course kappa got got by some terrifying Chinese hacker

Me finding red key card: oh neat. Everyone else: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ok am I the only one that found a WZ wallet in marked room and it only had roubles in it or are the key cards just rare for the wallet spawn

4:00 dude gets given a full kit by a viewer and still calls him a "fuck face." Twitch streamers are the worst type of person

Can't believe that He get lvl 71 in a normal way...

No one gonna talk about 6:30 guy? Tf is going on there

so many people in this comment section hating on the guy in the last clip, there only compelling point on the guy is that he's fat and entitled cause he's streaming. i dont think thats how that works, if gen sam did it yall be laughing

14:37 Don't team up with this guy

when their is CSGO main menu music in tarkov

12:15 is a robot I don’t understand

2:12 I woulda left the discord call ngl.

That dude had to be sleeping like a hour a night, that’s crazy

I should've recorded today, I found a docs case with a green card in it on RBVO

That guy who got the red was creaming dude.

If someone kills me over a gpu we ain’t playing any more

14:35 based af

i just helped some random extract with a red keycard. he just started shouting and spewing "were leaving right fucking now". i got half of the profit. so thats cool.

Drean playing Tarkov be like: 2:12

That dude at 15:00 is dirtyyyyyy for that

10:06 teammate for this clip and LEDX clip sounds both tired and severely depressed

That CSGO music at the beginning

Homie gets kappa and I just got beta yesterday. We are not the same.

In the end it's like " how lost your friend"

Сколько раз лутал меченку, ни разу карту не находил...

Pestily killed him once. That's where we learned of his Level HAHA.

@2:17 Fake not fount in raid

Why do people rush to extract when they find a red keycard? Its not like its gonna dissapear from their container

8:17 what did he sayyy

Is no one gonna talk about the dude at 8:40 still using skype?

Kinda hard watching some of these people play on 30 FPS or less

i was hoping the second red rebel find died while he was moving loot... that dude was taking way too long to just move/drop and pick it up LMAOOO

11:05 da hat er den lootdenied.exe gemacht :D

2:23 items are not found in raid...

the last dude was in the right, he was already going for the GPU and the other dude stole it

Ight so like everything I ever see is people finding the red card to sell it who's actually buying a 80Mil card

This guy doesn’t leave his house

have at least1000 shoreline in my 3 wipes with rushes to resort and mostly unlocking the doors myself , found one green keycard.

lol the last one

Damn I didn't even know the red key card was a big deal like that I got one and still have yet to use it. But on a side note home at 1:53 sounds like he plays a lil to much tarkov and not enough female interaction

where is my clip? i already found 3 slicks and a hex in a hidden stach

I love these clips haha. I found red my first wipe ever in a wallet in customs marked. This wipe I found first day black keycard in a rig under giving tree haha!!

The guys at the end... Worst friend ever

12:00 i really hope he got one tapped because he didnt put them in the container an amazing way to teach him :)

4:40 TP for my bunghole!

i also found an invisible TV rig under giving tree full of random shit and i really thought i got my first red... it was just a bunch of random shit no red :/

4:21, dude's being fed a million rouble kit, not the first time either. How is this not suspect of RMT? Same as Lyndmark getting kits hand delivered to him and BSG doesn't give a damn.

*gets red key card* "we gotta go! We gotta extract!" Chill, you ain't gonna lose it in your bussy. 😂

14:00 this guy gave me such a headache

are these guys so unlucky that they see god when they find a slick

15:20 he did deserve it

Kappa? Man im still hustling to flea market. Im boutta do some rat attacks