The mental image I have of hawks hitting a 2 story building and sliding all the way down to the ground is too funny to me.

If this is how I met him, I’d forever call him “floppy bird” like even his contact on my phone would be called that. It’s too funny for me.

chicken nuggie man :)) And did he smack into a window?? CAUSE BIRDS CANT SEE GLASS?? 🤣🤣

1:30 is WILD 😭😭💀💀

*all might voice* I AM HERE

The second i heard him hit the glass and it breaks im shaking me head like "And that's Kiego being dumb again"😂

1:27 the way I gasped 💀

HELP??? Those first couple of minutes reminded me too much of those boyfriend gets hit by a car asmrs

"They're so attractive" Me, looking like a rat: 👁👄👁

Fun fact birds can't see glass so it's extremely common for them to crash into windows of buildings and glass in general 😂 I 100% believe that hawks has so many more bird mannerisms and traits 😂😂😂 for instance, some birds fluff up their feathers to make themselves look "bigger" when they feel their nest,chicks, or mate is threatened. just imagine his feathers all fluffed up when someone tries to hit on you while in a relationship with him 😂😂😂 also the spring r*ts are extremely likely to happen knowing every bird species is effected during the "season"🌝

Oh my god! Did he hit a window!? That's too good!!!

IM LAUGHING SO HARD HE CRASHED INTO A WINDOW-

Rocks approves

Hawks: *GASPS* HOW COULD YOU? *Dumbledore said calmly*

Love these Hawks audios ❤️ his voice is so soothing

Definitely got ton and Jerry vibes from that hawks kissing a bulding on his patrol beautiful 😂

me: about to go to sleep Anigomi: oh no you don’t me: character asmr always come first

AFTER 1:30 AN AD PLAYED WHERE THE CAT WENT TO EAT THE BIRD IM CRYINGGG

I 100% thought we threw a bottle at him for staring at us for too long lol

Using the same voice actor of Gojo is sooooo... Gosh 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

I was so excited when I saw this, thank you. I was wondering what he flew into...had me guessing. When he called us 'cutie' was so amazing, I just can't!!! But I will.

Concern?? BRO IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN 😭😭

Damn, two minutes? I'm getting good at this lol commitment is everything isn't it? (And I was really looking forward to this audio) Great job you guys!

I ENJOYED THIS HAWKS AUDIO SO MUCH IT'S BEEN A BIT SINCE I LAST HEARD A HAWKS AUDIO AND MAYBE NEXT TIME FOR HAWKS YOU CAN DO ONE WHEN HE COMFORTS THE LISTENER FROM PANIC ATTACK OR AN EP 5 OF HIM COMING TO OUR WORLD OR WHERE THE LISTENER CATCHES HIM CRYING?!

That was so unexpected!! Hahaha 😂

I'm so happy our favorite bird man is back once again! We're eating well today! ^^

Im imagining this interaction with an oc of mine who also has a bird like quirk. When Hawks turned and saw the listener after he hit the building, I can imagine my oc standing there, wide eyed, wings completely poofed out. He has so much anxiety and one of his fears when flying is crashing and falling. So seeing someone who's supposed to be a professional do it, not reassuring.

Hawks: “I think you should accompany me on a nice little date this Saturday. I know a good restaurant we can meet up at~” Me: *I swear to god if you take me to a fucking KFC-* Edit: DID I GET MY MEMBERSHIP BACK OF SMT?- Edit 2: That gasp was personal 😭

ANIGOMI!!! DROP A LAIOS TOUDEN AUDIO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS RAHHHHH!!! 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

im so happy to have a new audio to obsess over ahhh

I just need a pure audio of hawks shushing and cuddling us 😭

1:30 ✈🏢🏢

Haha silly chicken hero! 🤭

Okay I laughed wayyyy too hard in the beginning 😂😂 but also YESSS MY PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGET I LOVE YOU ❤❤❤

Cant wait to listen

We are all early Edit: im listening to this while I'm sick

AAAND BEST BOI IS BACK!!!

Omg yes if it isn't my sweet papa bird ❤❤

Yes one of Hawks!❤❤❤

ahhh I MISSED HAWKS SO MUCHH

Love this birdy❤

"birds cant see glass!!" - the seagull from the storks movie ALSO THIS IS MY FAV HAWKS AUDIO 😂

# good ole hawks 👏 # An enjoyable asmr # awesomely Cool 😎 👌 👍

Please please please can we get another edward one where he missed us alot and was touchstarved after we left him alone for a long time.

Y/n: AND THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR BIRDBRAIN OF A FATHER y/n kids: 😂😂 DADDY FACE PLANTED INTO A BUILDING hawks: I was looking at your mother...

My Prince!

I Love Hawks !!! ❤️ 😊

"Mars was here" was amazing

You should do a shanks audio🙏

Im eating cheese at 3 am this is the cherry on top

I’m HOWLING at 1:30 imma pee my pants

More charming then you give yourself credit for? No sweetie.. I just watched you face plant into a window, and all but out yourself saying you were staring at me. If I added turning you down on top of that. I think it might really hurt your ego. Though I will admit.. You are cute. Fly safe pretty birdy. Keep your eyes on the sky ~_^

I'm sorry Hawks, I didn't mean to laugh, but it was pretty cute. I can't believe you fell for me. I didn't think anyone thought I was pretty. I hope you don't mind me being a little handicapped. *Blushes*

Damn I'm early

Let's go!!

Did you hit a window ....i cant pftt

I loved that.❤❤

PLEASE DO A PART TWO OF THE DATEEEEE

YAYYYY

Hawks:”look at the bright side of this no one else was around to see it or record it” Me:”mhmm.. I totally didn’t record that and sent it to my bestie…”

IVE CLAIMED HIM SO DONT BOTHER

I wonder how Hawks would feel if they thought my OC (who’s quirk is basically them shapeshifting into any feline, and they are basically a feline walking and talking and acting human) was attractive to them in this case 🧐🤓

This birdieboy is MINE❤❤❤❤❤❤

Please do koby from one piece

I'm a prophet I stg