LMAO

😂

in turn deleting your memory of the 12 times you paid for the same product.

More like takes control over your body and sends all your money to Elon

Well you wouldn't just get given this for free 😂

I hollered so damn loud😂😂 cause truth be told, when you die and remember all your memories you’ll also remember all the ads you’ve watched🥴

​@@Foomandounless we find a way to extend our lives, or consciousness. Then you're stuck with the ads! 😅

“Hey, are you going to sleep now?” “Yes please shut up” “…Why are they called shipments in cars but also called cargo in ships?” *”AHHHHHHHH”*

I read that in the Reeces ad voice lol

Spotify on there way

Sounds about right, esp the part where Elon pretends "he" made any of the products his companies sell.

Seeing all the crap that man says on a regular basis, I would not trust any of his tech anywhere near me, and even less inside my brain!

​@@ShadowebEB starlink is pretty good 👍

Bro ! The reason is no one wants to be behind in technology. He just warns us not to do that but if everyone is still doing then obviously he will think of his profits as well

no f no

Amen

Or a chocolate chip

Or a tortilla chip...

Let her rip tater chip. 😂

hmm seems oddly similar to my comment on another video..

"Hey there! To access your cerebellum's balancing option, you need to pay for premium! Only basic movement is included in your current plan."

Alternatively, never have a choice to walk again. Anything can be viewed through a pessimistic lense.

We will have to purchase emotes as well 💀💀💀

​@@ElusiveTy Caution regarding abuse of life-changing technology is not merely pessimism.

Please update your brain…

😂

Good one.

Oh no they get to play ad’s in our sleep

lol, no one is going to provide a warranty for my beat up hunk of junk.

imagine indian scammers calling you about how to fix virus on your brain

What if it was for the good of society and if you didn't take it, you are part of the problem? What if everyone on Facebook and all your friends and family posted their neuralink receipt like they did with their Covid immunization? Hopefully you avoid it then too - especially then.

@@gregmoldovan5921 Yeah that pretty much changes nothing. I will not be getting a brain chip thank you very much.

@@thoughtgaming492 Good answer! Because it would seem popular thought seems to usurp logic these days.

It doesnt matter. Its came out since the early 90s every person born receives at least 2 biological chips into their body

I wouldn't no matter if i had a led full thing against my head

No replies let me fix that

@@simonriely4206You fix literally nothing

That’s crazy

no kidding

@@Earth6094he fixed it though! Literally fixed the fact that there were no reply’s. Thanks though! We really enjoyed your enthusiasm!

I'm unsure. I don't like that Musk is the biggest player in this industry and I have very big privacy concerns, but this technology could also be life changing in a positive way.

@@feedback1204I don’t want ads when I’m trying to sleep

Because you believe all the lies about what it can do or because you hate all the people whose lives it can improve?

Then don't follow? 🤔

​@@jedilynx1770Are you paraplegic? If not, it isn't even something to consider. This technology could prove to be completely life changing for people that can't otherwise live a 'normal' life. Yes, there are obviously dystopian perspectives because some applications could be disastrous, but that goes for most technology. So long as people don't jump to get the surgery without cause (and I suspect the price will put people off anyway, for starters), there's nothing to be concerned about. It really comes down to whether someone otherwise incapacitated has the ability to function properly again or to never have that chance. This technology could potentially provide that chance.

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But somehow not in that order. 🤔

We need SpongeBob to save us with a goofy goober guitar solo then

They'd be tracking 0.1% of the population or something incredibly small. Also unsure why everyone thinks it'll be tracked by the FBI or at all

Neuralink is only for disabled and paraplegic people as stated on their website, sadly. Because I was really looking forward to being bionic

​@@twstdrealitythat's only for trials when it gets good enough he said everyone will be able to get it

​@@twstdreality Consumer devices will come eventually. When performance is high and production is high.

@@twstdrealitytrust me, you don’t want this thing in you’re head.

😂😂

Amen; although we could always have law enforcement monitor everyone's brain to make sure hackers leave people alome. LMAO

@@LukeRiedler the FBI will definitely be monitoring

Probably, I dunno, my friend Leo Dodic knows a lot more about this than I do. I'm just gonna watch the train wreck and hope it doesn't cause too much suffering.@@B0HICA

How is this other news

Yea and literally in the Bible, Jesus foretold that in the end of times the anti-Christ will rise & everyone will have to get the "mark of the beast" specifically in their forehead or hand or else they won't be able to purchase or sell anything. People thought that sounded ridiculous not long ago in MY lifetime...imagine how absurd it sounded back in the 60s before debit cards or to the people in Jesus days when they only traded like goats or fabric & had just invented coins w/Ceasars face on them. I bet they were like: "Huh? What does he mean BUY stuff with it? That doesn't even make sense, how would that even be possible" 😂 Yet look now, here we are..knowing EXACTLY what it's talking about. Doesn't sound like the Bible is some old barbaric outdated irrelevant useless fairytale to me at all. But of course in these days according the world it MUST be a totally false toxic offensive brain washing book since it doesn't teach people to strictly only serve & worship themselves or throw celebrations to glorify taking it up the butt or encourage pple to stand up and fight for a legal right to medically take away the life of the life growing inside you declaring its just a "fetus" (a made up LIE) all whilst having new age spiritual beliefs that you should love and talk to PLANTS acknowledging & admiring the LIFE inside THEM & feeling so empathic & compassionate for not harming BUGS & protest against animal testing to find safe products. Good grief gimme a break..the Bible is the only truth LEFT in the world. Matter of fact I wanna say it again to everyone

Oh you're one of those people very sad

imagine if they make you pay for it like a subscription or they shut off your legs

A single point in the brain might be a bit difficult for that. Things in the brain tend to be cascades

​@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 "uh oh! I missed my weekly brain chip payment, now my premium subscription to having erections is gone."

Imagine being hacked or self destructed 💀

Imagine being hacked or selfdestructed 💀

Don't worry, will not happen.

​@@gettygermanyyes it will

@@whydoiexist237Sure, next year, like FSD, every year. You guys really can't even see reality right in front of your eyes.

​@@gettygermanyit's already happening.

@@tammyturowski6703 No, it is not. Robotic supported, but far away from replacing the surgeon with a robot (which is what "Surgical Robot implementing" implies)

:/

Tbf, that has nothing to do with this. The Terminators were about AI run amok. Not cybernetics.

@@Seth-Halocyberdine systems, sounds pretty close, and I’m not defending the comment above, but that is one in the same field. Terminator salvation (terrible film) had the Neurolink hybrid exoskeleton.. just geeking..

Go read about how the test monkeys were so badly tortured and traumatised by the implants, that they were physically trying to tear and bash their skulls open to get it out.

Although Elon musk generally likes to lie and make fake promises this is more of a specific achievement he's supposedly done but the bigger concern is how she is way to optimistic about those advancements in technology that can easily be a step to making everyone's lives miserable. Unfortunately companies will find a way to create a key of exploitation, then convince th government and after they do that some gullible people might be interested and slowly becoming the norm and even a requirement Seriously tho has she ever been concerned about those types of technologies? No hate on her but Elon musk isn't a good person for sure

Trusting Elon: Mars✅ Free speech✅ My consciousness❌

​@@trdestruction6678 When we can't even trust him for free speech...

@@trdestruction6678Here let me fix your comment: Mars: ❌ Free Speach: ❌ Conciousness: ❌

Then there's ads

@@soji-yeunmochi-con1162 imagine

Is that with a British accent? Blootoof 😂

@@mosatsoni4324 It’s a meme about the Bluetooth speaker with a CHINESE accent.

😂😂😂😂

yeah ... people better erase all evil thoughts cos i bet that damn chip gon record everything and testify in court .. lol

They about to become deadly.

The ethics are up for debate. It's not a guaranteed death sentence, they've also seen a lot of success. Healthy people wouldn't be approached, making the ethics no worse than offering someone that's terminal the option of euthanasia. If someone is suffering and forced to 'live' a very limited life, and know the risks, that being unethical is extremely debatable. A lot of the claims are yet to be seen but fundamentally the technology works, at least on monkeys. The key takeaway should really be that this technology is advancing. Whether it's Neuralink or something else, this could be viewed as a proof of concept. Advancements in this space are taking place and competition will present itself in time, as is the nature of a free market. For people who are barely able to enjoy their lives, this could change everything.

It's only to help paralyzed people it CANNOT be hacked or do anything else

Lots of tech and medicine you use come from being tested on monkeys and rats. Hence "lab rats" and "test monkeys" Heck every science student opens up a rabbit at some point (I did in high school)

​@@supershot412 lmao. Anything that's programmable is hackable. Also this is close to communist veto power of state. And entrusting the owner to never think evil Even if Elon meets that. What about the next leader when he dies? And the next after that? Giving 100% trust to any humans is terrible.

Almost like animal tests are preformed to get rid of dangerous parts of a procedure before human trials begin🤔

I mean he exadurated, and his timeliness are often far to optimistic, but when did he actually lie?

What would be the point of lying when he could have just not told anyone? Unless he’s trying to get the dumb asses who invest in stock based on tweets

​@@yanniklemm4108 "Exaggerating" to the degree he did is considered lying imo. Self driving, Hyperloop. He made "promises" that ended up being very far from the truth.

How dare a common peasant like you talk about a man who has accomplished as much as he has? Don't hate celebrate

@kexerino yeah hyperloop isn't really what it was supposed to be, but FSD is still in development it just takes years. And the promises he couldn't keep are often years in advance of whatever he is talking about, these are a different thing then talking about something that is happening right now. I get what you are saying but imo I don't think he would exadurate the state of recovery for the first ever Neurolink patient, it would make him look like a monster if the truth came out.

Yea that mf dead

Found the people who need the iq booster chip 🐒

Yeah just wait one year and everything will be working

​@@ShaharHarshuvhaha, yeah you wait one year and see if the "we will be able to do this in X time" is still the same. It will be, and that's when you know he is still full of shit.

​@ShaharHarshuv glass broke. Freaking amazing glass... infront of everyone lol a youtuber helped him fix a problem with a rocket. Want more?

This is amazing lmaoo

It will be done my lord

Be like Rex, resist the chip

It will be done my lord

your name is literally hellfire zombie

@@galaxyw5545HellFire Zombie > Musk Zombie. Atleast HellFire Zombie has Freewill.

@@galaxyw5545, you do have a point.

@@trekguy66 It doesn't ..

If you listen carefully, you can sense a tiny bit of paranoia there. Sarcasm on listening closely and tiny bit

What the hell are you babbling about

This one was funny 🤣

"Want a break from the ads?"

It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

​@@timdeathlyfor now

So basically Futurama

​@@timdeathlyelon musk out here bringing invasive cookies to amputees

I wouldn't let him take out my trash

Elon Musk does not work at Neuralink, brain surgeons do. He was just the person who gave $100 million dollars to start the company. He is hands on at a lot of his companies but not this one. He just likes to talk so he is the spokesperson for the company. This company is going to be life changing for people with nerve damage.

@@ecospider5 his ethics alone should preclude anyone from dealing with him. Ask the people in Texas getting rocket crap all over their homes

Tell your wife that neuralink can fix mental disorders. She's gonna be jumping like a kangaroo

@@stevecausey545damn, it’s almost like the FAA has some fault for allowing the launch to happen knowing the consequences

ethics will hold us back.

What ethics? Controlling a computer with your brain shouldn’t have any ethical problems! Reading someone’s memory somehow would have problems, but that’s not what it’s doing.

Nothing matters anyway, even the word nothing

Let's talk about the ethics of controlling computers with your brain. What's wrong with it?

@@leonardoraele nothing, it's either personal choice, or life changing for those who wish to communicate but are unable to without the aid of said tech

Ya, cuz that's the very worst that cld happen lol

Nobody is offering it to you lmao

It’s not made for you or any of the ignorant people liking your comment 🤦‍♂️

The first two reply’s are missing the point. What if one day nerualinks become as useful as phone or even become necessary in society? EDIT: I know the chips purpose is for people who actually need it, but it could become more than that one day

@@Matt-bp5vy good idea like to keep it that way. Nothing in my head ever

If it stays being used only on people who need it, this will be incredible. If everyone uses it, then it will be a dystopia IRL

Domain expansion: infinite void

It's an animal. What would you prefer? They test it on humans? Do you eat meat? If so, you're no better than people running these experiments.

Exactly. I don't believe in making animals suffer for human advancement.

PRINT THE 'I'm not me without my morning boot up' SHIRTS

it's not supposed to be a computer that replaces your brain lmao to me it seems like a remote controlled by your brain

Imagine this technology gets charged every time near *Air charger* 😂😂 It never gets dies.. and your brain gets hijacked forever😂

Good thing you're likely not severely disabled and even need to consider the possibility! Medical devices are weighed using pros and cons. Someone that's fortunate (or 'privileged') enough to be able to reject a device to allow them to function properly and actually live some sort of life is not the target demographic. Those that are suffering have a very different decision.

It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

Yep.. That's scary

upgrade your brain with the new brain app!

Dude rn it's just an early medical device meant for paralyzed people and others with brain injuries to try and give them better quality of life

don't worry I'm sure Amazon and Bill Gates will have there own chips. Maybe even Apple will join in also, but the Apple chips will come at a premium price that most people can't afford.

Don't worry they will not sell it to you anyway it is only for ultra mega rich billionaires

@@nikhilgill They will probably have programs and incentives to get the chip implant. Transhumanism is part of there agenda.

Brain human interfaces are not that different from implants. Implants and entire pharma is controlled by profit. That does not mean that it doesn't work

Now that isn't exactly true. He's unreliable, to be sure, but it's also not exactly that he's 'not told the truth', he's more so over ambitious and overestimates himself (and companies). The biggest difference is the fact that what you're referencing didn't have any studies or proof when those claims were made. Neuralink does.

@@ElusiveTy I mean he also admitted that he lied about the hyperloop to get California to abandon their high speed rail plans so that people would keep buying cars. I guess the truth is a mix of deception and foolish, unsustainable ambition.

​@@ElusiveTy No, OP was right. He doesn't overestimate. He intentionally overhypes. This has been proven over & over.

​@ElusiveTy Yeah lies is more accurate especially with all the times he says "we can do it today" and 5 years latter their still not even close

Yeah let's ask someone with potential world domination evil. If he's cooking up evil. Then we await Elon to tell us his plan to become conqueror supreme whilst stroking a white cat and laughing maniacally

It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

​@@timdeathlyyeah but for now that is the use but in the future i'm not too optimistic

If you think about moving your arm, do you move your arm? The region of your brain were you think it totally separate from the region of the brain where you actually control your body.

​@@CodaCoda9 blurred when you dream.

It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

@@timdeathly that's the first application and the best for PR, but if you think the Muskrat would be content with a market that small you don't understand capitalists.

Womp womp

don't worry soon gates/bezos everybody will be making these.

@@sadjiajfiarei3498Even worse. Amazon…… Bezos is just going to put neuralink in our brains to make us all Amazon slave puppets

@@sadjiajfiarei3498Gates isn’t even in charge of Microsoft anymore. He runs an NGO. So is Bezos, he’s chilling on a yacht with his large breasted girlfriend. So no these guys are not going to put chips in your head any time soon

The joke is really that a little research shows you a) what neuralink developed and why this has nothing to do with what Musk is promoting here and b) that 7 of the 8 scientist at Neuralink just left after Musk bought the company and c) that there is absolutely no patent or scientific paper coming out of that company which is even remotely touching the topics he says will be done. Like anyone who can actually do research can see that easily, but it seems the lady here is not caring for doing any research on what she promotes on her channel.

Name a rich person that is trustworthy

The end is near.

I was gonna say the exact same thing.

@@imsharted I wouldn't want any tech no matter who made it in my brain. This reminds me when a company in Wisconsin was offering to chip their employers. I'm sure this tech is much more invasive than an RDIF chip.

@@austin-hs8rh having a dog / master relationship with Elon is true snowflakery.

who is offering oyu.

​@@austin-hs8rh bro is excited to join the dead monkey club

Never will I ever in my entire life implant that in my body

I will get that implant as soon as it’s a commercially viable product that works and is sold.

Sign me up i will either get f**ked and get ads implanted on my brain or i will exceed my limits

@@MrBanana2000No one said you have to have it, it’s optional at least for now

Disable people ​@@MrBanana2000

then ur a decel and pesmisstic

Yeah, it is total nonsense what he says there, I am confused why she just want to make clear that she has absolutely no idea of science and that she doesn't researches any of the topics she covers here.

​@@flazerflint elon famously never fucked anything up or anything

@@Carrie-qe6mhElon Musk is wrong everyday just the like rest of us. With that being said, he’s proven time and time again he can deliver, even if his incredibly optimistic timelines are way off.

@alexjamesbilodeau when im wrong it doesn't have drastic economic and political effects. im also usually not told im wrong beforehand by thousands of people. but yeah we're totally comparable lol

He won't able to type this in 1st place😂

It will do nothing even remotely related to the things Musk said, it is just a dead end and nothing absolutely nothing happen with Neuralink that Musk announced- Even better: He doesn't even have the scientists anymore who worked at Neuralink. It is just disturbing that people believe another person who CONSTANTLY lied. What is it that you think he is not lying again?

It's not for you its for people without control of their limbs

Not the same thing, they are in fact they are counter to each other. One is to replace people, the other is to enhance people or fix people as it is the case in this version.

Not according to Elon lmao@@timdeathly

Chip is not AI! Also, it's for paraplegics.

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Vrooop - beep boop - we have a city to burn...

More like, "wake up, we've got a bunch of morons to grift"

nah he’s the corpo

Name:Elon musk Karma Meter: Good🔹🔹🔹🔹🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻 Evil

You just gave me the idea for my comment lol

Holographic Meatloaf. That’s where Plankton buys his from…