Ben Carson: *whispers* "America" Faint person in the crowd: "Woo"

Ben Carson: "America..." Faint person in crowd: "Woo"

1:03 "You shouldn't say....the "S" word." "What" "wEEEGHHLL WE COULD JUST GO OUT n cOlLeCt a DeAd sWaN"

Whatever you're paying the Ted Cruz voice actor, it isn't enough.

Carson : America Random guy : woo This got me in pieces

*whispers* America I fucking lost it 😂

I was drinking coffee when Carson started “talking” now I’m cleaning it off the floor

I'm from Italy and I'm still laughing my ass off on this in 2020. A consolation during this quarantine.

"You just froze a baby! You just froze a baby. GENITAL WARTS! You touched a genital wart and you can't touch it!" I lost my shit at that point in time.

America is fucked. This video made all those people look 10x smarter than they actually are.

I love the songs so much LOL they got some cheesy and swanky tunes goin

Rubio's beat was straight 🔥🔥🔥 but Carson's "not ready" bit gets me every time

The stuff Trump said in this video made more sense than what he actually said at the debate

I could totally imagine Trump having a pet pigeon named Lucas Don Velour.

-Senator Cruz - -You shouldn't say the S-WORD -What

"My father was a bald tiger." (Yes, he was.)

The Carson bit was hilarious! 1:44 Carson: "America.." Audience: "woo."

They make more sense like this than in reality.

"Senator Mike Huckabee, how was your summer?" "It was dope, like your pretty gelled head."

Carson’s reaction when he’s interrupted doing the imaginary puzzle 😂 1:20 Same with Jebs noise right after. Exactly how I picture his internal dialogue.

Ted Cruz looks and sounds like an elf.

We need a full version of "One Wittle Wee-Wee"

“You’re a wart toucher” “Stop saying that”

The “In America” part at the end took me out 🤣

"I...I will drink a sorority's goldfish." *one person claps*

Ben Carson 😂

“We could give’m cheese or we could give them Christmas pants” - quote of the year

“I might have a whiff, a whiff yea hoodie doo” gets me every time😂😭

I want a pigeon named Lucas Don Velour...

"We can give him cheese, or we can give him Christmas pants." I LOST ALL CONTROL

If I had to vote based on closing statement songs alone, Chris Christie would be president

It's September 2019 and I'm still returning to see this.

"You shouldn't say the "S" word" "What?" That was my fav part

I was moved to tears when Dr. Carson sang.

"Governor Bush?" "What, he hee?"

had a hard time catching my breath with this one. tears streaming down my eyes. i feel healed from laughter.

Hearing Chris Christie say "potato" alone made this a masterpiece.

ben carson before starting his song is me every time i have to read in class

1:20 Carson’s whole bit here knocks me dead everytime

I can't imagine amount of work that must have gone into this. Absolutely brilliant and hilarious!

Even Trump knew Rubio’s song was lit

"Senator Marco Rubio..." "Your father was a bald tiger." 10/10 election coverage

You know it's a great debate when the closing statements start in the first half

I watched this again two nights ago. It plays in my head all the time. I was walking my dog yesterday and literally playing this whole bit in my head when I slipped on the ice and broke my leg in two places. Got surgery with titanium rods in my leg. True story. I'm in bed now watching it again

Even BLR gives Rand Paul the least amount of time

"America"..."woo"

The idea of “ Britain invading us” for our cheese and Christmas pants made me laugh my aaah off

*_2:12_**_ CHRISTIE_* Well, think about the time we bought you an ice cream and a cookie. Rented that Lambo so we could buy milk when we play hooky. That was our ride, we rode it around. Yeah, mama it was good.. 'Till we hit that boy in the pink golf shirt with the pepper spray tan and he laid down on the concrete. *_2:34_**_ CRUZ_* Rabies and bunnies, let me think about it for second over here. 🤔 Hmm, first thing I need are 2 sticks and an IV and then I can just dance in my little paper hat you bought me. *_2:52_**_ RUBIO_* My father was a bald tiger (yes he was) and he took the bad guy walking in the sunshine. The pig intestine's about to drip. Me, I just like to pound the shrimp. I own a parrot that doesn't drink. *_3:09_**_ KASICH_* If Britain invaded us, you'd get a fancy mouth and you'd drink on the job. Everyday, oh no. We could 'em cheese. Or we could give 'em Christmas pants. *_3:25_**_ TRUMP_* I took Johnny's pogo. kid, I pogo greater. They got five of the meaner reindeers still sitting there waiting. We have a big bird walking in the jungle crying in a tree. Scoobidy-dee, listen to me. Don't go around the tuna. *_3:46_**_ WALKER_* I might have a whiff, a whiff. Yeah hoo-dee-doo why are dormant wives adorable? I might even have a piece of corn and I'm gonna make a fortune. Yeah, this beat's got me so baller now. That's right, see I can flow. *_4:07_**_ DR. CARSON_* Not ready... Ohhh, here we go I see one wittle wee-wee. Yeah, every mouse has a weenie. And if we could catch a little mouse man, then we could see some little feet too.

Anyone know if the "Mouse Wee-Wee" song is available on iTunes?

ONE WITTLE WEE-WEE FOR THE GRAMMY

I repetitively watch these bad lip readings they make me laugh so much

This is so creative damn

The reason trump is president is because he pogos greater than Johnny

The "you'll have 13 seconds to make a closing statement in the form a song" bit was brilliant!

Not even 2 minutes in and this is the most hilarious BLR I may have ever seen...Cruz and Carson had me dying!

"Little Mouse Weenie" has a sort of "We Are the World" vibe to it.

This made more sense than the actual debate.

Ted Cruz voice is hilarious.

Watching this in October 2020. Still makes me cry with laughter.

Anyone else had a sudden urge to rewatch this gem after watching the 2023 republican debates?

That's it, I'm getting a bird pet and am naming it Lucas Don Velour

You Froze a baby, You just froze a baby.

"....Carson!" "D'AHHH!!"

“I own a parrot that doesn’t drink.” Hillary shoulda used that as her slogan

Where can I purchase "One Wittle Wee-Wee"?!?! It's FIREEEE

Anybody else think Cruz's voice fit him perfectly?

Whoever is behind these bad lip readings is/are genius! How they put words into those moving lips is astounding!

“You’re a wart toucher....” Bahahaha 😂😂😂

Well this is certainly copyright infringement. Bad Lip Reading didn't change anything from the original debate video footage.

Carson? Whatcha workin' on there? ...a puzzle...

It actually looks like he said “She pooped on the treadmill”

“We could give them cheese” gets me every time 😂😂😂

*whispers* America. "Woo!"

Thumbs up or write "woo" if you're gay.

I laughed so hard I cried at that song at the end. I hate that this has been up for 7 years and I'm just now seeing it. Please tell me these guys are still actively making videos.

It never gets old.

I love the way Trump nodds his head in the Marco Rubio song

I'm not sure if I agree with you, Dr. Carson, on your stance on how we can see some little feet. I think there's more to it than simply catching a "little mouse man". I think you first need to finish your puzzle, then with that out of the way, you'll be able to focus more on your vision for America coming together, uniting as "One Wittle Wee-Wee", as you see it. Also, Dr. Carson, I must ask; exactly HOW do you plan to give EVERY mouse a weenie? As a tax-paying American I don't think this is an appropriate use of my hard-earned dollars. Male mice already have a weenie, so no expenditure there, but I fail to see how giving weenies to FEMALE mice would have any benefit, other than killing off the entire mouse population in the U.S. And the cost of the gender reassignment surgery for all of those mice could very well bankrupt the nation. I would suggest an alternative plan; give the female mice artificial weenies (perhaps pink plastic golf tees?). But I believe this, too, would be a waste of American tax money. I hope you take my advice and simply abandon your Mouse Weenie Initiative entirely. There are many other ways that we can see some little feet. Opening trade with China, for one. They have VERY little feet, and I'm sure they would let us see them, as long as it is part of a mutually beneficial arrangement. Good evening, Dr. Carson, and God bless.

Ill never forget the for time i watched this. I was bored the whole video, spacing out.. and then Carson's part came.. and his little song put me into shock, and then when the whole crowd started singing, I instantly had tears running down my face, laughing so hard by myself. It took me off guard so intensely, I just couldn't get over it. Permanent memory!

"She pooped on the treadmill" - HIT ME TO HARD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Little wee wee is stuck in my head

2:08 Christie: R&B 2:33 Cruz: Childrens music/Avant Garde 2:47 Rubio: Disco 3:08 Kasich: New Wave 3:23 Trump: Jazz/Rap/Ooompa Loompa Lesson/4-D Chess 3:45 Walker: EDM/Hip Hop 4:04 Carson: March/Gospel (appropriate timestamp) Did I get it right? (Edit: Added timestamps)

still the best bad lip reading to this day

1:46 "wut, hehehe" this had me crying 😂😂😂😂

"You froze a baby, you just froze a baby"

This makes more sense than the real thing.

Whoever wrote the songs deserves a Grammy award LOL

Total bipartisan humor. This guy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. Pure genius.

Anyone else think Chris Christie looks like a Pixar character?

Carson's song is EPIC ! 😂

2:36 - Ted probably walks around his house singing that to himself.

I demand an extended version of every song!!!! What a genius!!! It's 31th December and I'm still watching!

Ben Carson made me laugh so hard I cried.

No matter what stance you have, this is hilarious 😂

2:09, I truly and really want the full version of this song!!!!!!! 👍

Ted’s voice is killing me😂💀

Marco Rubio - "Your father was a bald tiger" (yes he was) 2:47 Always gets me 😂😂😂

The Ben Carson part 😂

That ending had me in tears. The standing ovation for One Wittle Wee-Wee then the freeze frame. Holy shit

I’m watching this in June of 2020. That should be all I need to say😂