This is kinda pathetic, this is bizarre to me

​@@Razori17but you should still enjoy the little things in life right?

Right? I don't know how they are so intrigued or blown away by this. How are they not bored to death? Maybe they secretly are, just thinking as we are: "I have to look like I'm interested in this and understand what's happening like everyone else so no one thinks I'm stupid for not getting it and wanting to go home and Netflix and chill." 😂

@@morganjones2744😂🎉

@@despicablyyt1098 of course.

This is not art, man

It's good both the ways, but calling this art is shiet

You are just not pretentious enough or either not privy of how these absurd displays used to launder money by the elites. Either way at the end of the day these shows are a sham and not worth putting too much thought into

And too real to act fake and pretend that the bs is actually interesting!

I'm an artist, and I can't consider this as an art bro... Art is something in which you need some skills and not anything that a 5 year old can do... you should respect art not this sh!t...

Art Industry-> We don’t understand why we’re the first to experience budget cuts when times get tough & why we’re so under appreciated? Common Sense -> 🖐️ I have the answer.

@@knottchu6159art is important. Music, film, clothing, design, video games. It all falls under “art” this pretentious bullshit is just that pretentious bullshit every field has it unfortunately. Look at the cyber truck. It’s an overpriced piece of shit that gets wrecked if you take it through a car wash. But yet people are dropping $100k on them. Same thing. Pretentious bullshit.

I’m not defending this but it’s important to remember that’s what they said of Picasso and Poe

​@@claypillar309 Picasso and Poe were pretentious. Seriously, not important in the grand scheme of life

@@claypillar309Picasso was no less a pretentious send aggrandizing asshole than any other abstract artist, he just happened to have just enough talent to back up his ego 😂 he was also a bastard in life.

i’m c ru ing

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Even in the comment section we can see the craziness. Some one written "That's not art"and got 21K likes. People like you write some interesting and funny comment and get only 50-60 like as you got till now

@@shouvikburman4030 Part of that is because of how late I posted it I appreciate you

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Especially since the lines he drew follow old "how to draw cartoon/animation” instruction books, in regards to curve of momentum from the center of the character being drawn.

The best artists are the craziëst, not sure if this is a compliment or insûlt. 😂💀

😂😂😂

That’s because he is

Maybe the bucket man because he actually looked a little disappointed.

Agreed what a fckn joke ay 🤭

@@RosscoStixFpV 😂 😂

😂😂😂

😂

😂😂

Please do and go viral

But that is art you’re doing. You’re doing performance art by doing that.

@@davideloiza1779I would think that they’re tired and just taking a rest but if people actually gather around and watch I’d sit and watch to because I got nothing better to do

If people will copy you stand the wrong way in a elevator or keep looking up if you stare up.in the sky🤣🤣🤣 many will fall for this too.

Reminds of this episode or Simon Peggs old show Spaced where Brian the artist is setting up his space in an art show and a can of paint falls on his head and knocks him unconscious, next scene people are standing around him applauding while he's just laying knocked out on the ground covered in paint xD

I saw a TikTok about that and honestly my life changed. Most amazing art piece I ever saw.

The sounds it makes sounds as if someone is in pain and desperate. Truly haunting.

Yeah, not all art shows are as bad as these ones.

​@@goop_6537 lowkey it was bc the robot had humanish characteristics, it adored attention and would even do tricks for onlookers during the beginning however the oil continued to flow faster and faster causing the robot to replace its "playful showboating" to constant "fear and anxiety" as it registered its life source draining each day. It got to the point the robot was so hyperfocused on keeping its oil inside that I'm pretty sure it made distressing sounds or something like that

Same bro. That art is exactly what comes to my mind after seing this so called MODERN ART. That robot sweeping the blood towards itself is the only thing deserves it.

I thought I was the only one to crack up at that!! 😂😂😂😂

😂😂

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Yes.."for this is abstract art" they would say.

You did that didn't you... 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Behold…”Moms Spaghetti 🍝”

🙏🏾 amen

Shit my TWO YEAR OLD has done most of these already! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: and in fact, the part with the guy flinging that yellow crap all over the floor looks like any meal time at my kitchen table! I'm not even kidding!

Kkkkkkkk

😅 That's literally the type of brain.These people possess just look at em

Just like a camera can make a realistic portrait. It's not about the product, it's about the meaning.

I saw a funny video once where a woman was at an art show and she was filming this guy admiring an art piece of an umbrella and taking pictures of it. Only it wasn't art, it was just somebody's umbrella they left propped against the wall 🤣

That's the only one of these I think is kinda cool. And I think that guy was an actual professional tripple jumper or something too

If the audience got to do it too then that would be cool.

@@AlterEgo373I could see that being really interesting in a Rhythm 0 sense. But audience members get to draw lines of movement instead of abusing the artist :)

Ya, last one was the only one I found the idea to be neat

Okay but its still not art. Just some goofy lines some guy drew on a wall

Pierro Manzoni, "Artist's Shit", 1961

😅😅

Seriously. It's hilarious. Let's be... Con artists

Proof that even a toddlers work can be considered art

Yeah honestly

And they did it our of peer pressure😂. Our fear of ostracization never ceases to amaze me

And they did it our of peer pressure😂. Our fear of ostracization never ceases to amaze me

That's the only one that looked good.

​@@rumpelstiltskin6150it's not about the looks! It's about ✨️meaning✨️

​@Olo_Yansan And now they made art part of the sciences 😂 So stupid

Glad you saw it was butter. I didn't know what the hell he was slicing...😂.

I thought it was cheese 😂

I thought it was mashed patatoes😅

Lol guys idk it just looks like butter to me

I thought that was dough.

And Diddy’s house, probably.

I have chrons give me a bean burrito and I'll clear that room

LOL

Don’t give anyone any ideas… that’s a sex offender watchlist entry waiting to happen

​@@WhosThere26😂😂😂😂

Opposite your too intelligent to fall for this

I’m done with this sh1t too 🤦🏻‍♀️

​@@496brit You're

Nah I bet these dudes paid $200 to watch someone flick sand with a "message"

White people are weird 😂😂😂

I saw an exhibit like this once😂the sculpture of a man sitting on the floor was so realistic people would ask if he was ok or tell the security guard there was a dude not moving in that room😂 someone staring at it was told by another person not to stare at the man who was seemingly having a mental health crisis in the museum. It was a brilliant piece of work just for the confusion it caused!

They will As with many other things - blame CIA - for funding this kind of low effort art during the cold war

Then I will come to that type of museum, put my hat Infront of me like homeless and then lay down and sleep, people will think I am some kind of performance and throw money in the hat It will continue untill security guard understand that I am just random guy out of nowhere

@@user-dl9lp2mt4p don’t forget to make a little printed sign to go next to you to complete the performance! “Untitled” 😂

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Exactly. People have forgotten what real art is.

Only realized now? 😂

Exactly

Bro I'm saying

@@vcaesium it's not that I only just realised it's just last time I said that I thought that wasn't art n that real art is skilled pictures someone had a right go at me n said I was wrong n didn't understand art.

Whoah now, can't assume their gender it's 2024🤣

​@@Sageblu20creature. 😂

​@@vanillalavender2382nah!!!😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

Ohh I can’t believe it’s butter 😂 I thought it might be tortilla chips.

I came to the comments hoping somebody said this.. Yall all on point here 🎯😂😂..

The idea behind it was clear as well, following the trail on the wall behind him. Kinda creates like a cartoon effect but irl.

This is jus crazy

My thoughts also.

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And the robot that cleans the floor

😂😂😂😂had me dien

More like “now pay me” 😂

Bro thought it was badass 💀💀😂

It was more of a curtsy

ONE PIECE?

Art is like everything else, the mainstream version of it is terrible, and the independent versions are far superior.

@@hastyhillfarmand4x480perfectly put!!

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen lol?

Because it's nonsense. You can't understand nonsense, by definition.

Now I want to start visiting art shows

That in itself would be a better piece of art

Wow!

In my country it would be an exhibition cause they never clean schools 😢

LMAO

Like in Spongebob Spongehead...

"Oh, wow, that's like soooo deep. The carton is like modern society and the milk is like human individuality and the toppling it over is like the demands of the patriarchy, the crushing weight of the colonial past, the plight of inner cities and what a fatuous knob I am" - Sebassstienne Poopadoo, Art critic, "Front Row", BBC Radio 4, every flipping week.

@@zacmumblethunder7466 sounds like the ptsd got triggered

@@Ojthemighty I have _got_ to stop lustening to it!

@@zacmumblethunder7466 the podcast of the lotus eaters is a much better listen

@@Ojthemighty Thanks.

ikr

I'm sure there're some people laughing in there at some of them anyways liked the buckets of sand and the dude jumping the rest of them flew right over my noggin. Even with those two I wasn't sure about what it was supposed to mean.

This isn't art, it's STUPIDITY 🙄🤣 And that one woman whipping clay was mental 😬😂

A man is walking past an insane asylum. He hears the inmates behind the walls chanting "nine, nine, nine"... He finds a hole in the wall to peer through to see what is going on. Bringing his face up against the wall to peer through the gap... Seeing them walking around in a circle, following each other, round and round and round, chanting over and over again... Next thing a finger pokes him right in the eye... and the inmates start chanting "Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten!..."

​@@paulb3436😂😂 Good one

​@@paulb3436 looooll u got me with the last bit 🤣

Kovi_99, why must the mentally ill always be the punchline?

@@drewstratton1256because they’re easy to make fun of, and there’s no reason not to other than it’s kinda mean. It’s a bit ironic, how in a short of modern art just being meaningless, that jokes have also lost their meaning and have now been assumed insulting or offensive to any certain group. Jokes are jokes, let them be funny, and if you wanna cry about it, make another topic and recycle the joke with the new topic 🤷‍♂️

I think there's nothing wrong with it, anything can be art. The issue I have is that people consider this high art or anything more special than anything else. To me I'd just call it absurd art, but can't lie and say it made me feel nothing lol

It's all pretentious nepotistic crap. They all pay each other on the back and act like it's so meaningful and not at all the drivel it is so they all feel smart, but the only reason my toddler's scribbles aren't considered on par with this is that I don't know the right people and I can't be dishonest enough to pretend it is deep and profound. People can and have done infiltrated these things with toddler scribbles and such, and it's fun watching the "fine art" community do mental gymnastics to pretend that didn't prove they are useless hacks, because only the pretense dupes rich idiots into funding this (well, that and the money laundering opportunities)

The real performance art skills are in the tech sphere right now. These people are amateurs compared to the CEOs trying to pretend chatbots are going to revolutionize human society and that investors should give them trillions of dollars for it.

This are pretentious talentless people not artists.. it’s what happens when a generation gets too many participation trophies and when people get praised over the smallest mediocre things. Standards go out the window

That's why most artists dont make a lot of money. I would argue that for most contemporary 'art' the actual 'art form' is how you convince people that your golden toilet is worth something. So if an artist can convince people of his 'art' then more power to him. Edit: fixed the genre of art.

Yessir!

I Myself too am a man of the dark/ (brown) Arts 😂and farts ...💩💩👍

Indeed sir... true arts never last✨

😂😂😂😂

IM CREATING ONE RIGHT NOW!!

From what I was told by a few art specialists. It's not about the art, it's what your feeling, confusion is art in a way, but I mean in all honesty if it were as easy as it's shown, why arnt we all millionaires by now xD

Weirdly enough, artists actually DESIRE to gain back their 'childlike' perception & expressiveness, having a unique visualization of the world around us, and an unbridled creative freedom that is perfectly organic in children but we lose as we mature.

Right!?? Lmao mines too

I'm trying my best to never let go of my childlike traits, I don't ever want to see the world as a "normal adult." I'm 16 and only have 2 years to go until I'm thrown into the world with expectations everyday. School is horrible, and then it sets you free just to get caught again in the cycle of work, sleep, work.

@@SILENTFEATHERSFTW because People don’t buy the Art they Buy the Artist the story behind it Have you had A bad life with violence deaths and traumas? To make it appealing for them

oh my god I noticed after your comment

It's probably not that easy to make the buckets fall so "organized". Unless you understand a little physics

It’s a representation of the human condition. 😂

​@lilydot642 it really is pretty easy, sand in each bucket is just a little off level, causing a seemingly straight tower to topple in one direction, the sand from each bucket stops itself and the bucket after it from bouncing. Viola you have what these walking puppets call art (i call most "modern artists" puppets bc like puppets most of em got a stick shoved up em)

You don’t understand art bro

Underrated Comment 😂😂😂

A lot of times, it's actually hard to tell the difference. They actually are similar.

YES! 😂😂😂

Brilliant!😂

This is just Shutter Island all over again.

😂

Bien vu 😉

😂😂😂I thought so

Agreed

*All of the weird ones are liberals that voted for Biden!*

😂😅😂

When the “artwork” is so mediocre and mundane you literally have to signal people to let them know that was the end

They couldn't risk the liability

Some 4channer who frequents /pol/ in the crowd:

Imagine the lawsuits

that would actually be really cool, yeah

Sounds better than what they actually did

He was just trying to measure his vertical jump

I thought the last one was kinda cool but your idea actually makes it art.

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Lol ikr 😂

The only thing I was thinking the whole video was how well he dressed

I thought he was dressed like Columbo 😂

How tf do u understand this shit

Why didnt he wear a belt tho? I dont like those "beltless" pants with shirts tucked in. Looks weird and "naked".

I personally don't get it either and it does seem extremely pretentious, but shouldn't artists of all people recognize that art has no rules or principles and that art by it's very nature is subjective thus by invalidating any particular expression made by someone if it was meant to be art invalidates the medium as a whole.

​@@thomaspotter6974they're not saying it's not art, they're saying it sucks

@@jacobsatterlee3941 I know. I pretty much said the same at the start of my comment. Just had the second part as an aside essentially due to other comments on this video.

@@thomaspotter6974 ah, gotcha. well said, friend

@@thomaspotter6974 Art is not subjective, at least not totally. That we argue as if it is objective (e.g., X is bad art, Y is good art, etc.) says there is at least some standard of good and bad art. Even so, it's cumbersome and not easily explained why we would "erroneously" speak of art as objective if it isn't.

Honestly the biggest thing about art is the artist using something as a means of expression. If the artist is satisfied in doing those kinds of art projects, good for them. Everything else is subjective to the viewers

It’s wild to see it all going down with a whispering audience though lol.

​@@charityquill4965 But art isn't just about expression, it's also about CREATING that expression and bringing it into the world through skill and creativity. Anyone can do this, just because you assign meaning to it, doesn't automatically make it art.

@@DelancyRoxellathat was just straight BS and not art

​@@DelancyRoxellaWhat is the difference between what these people are doing and dancing? If you look at the origins of dancing and what it looked like hundreds of thousands of years ago, you'll realize it's all a bunch of random movements that new dance moves derive from, to which we've named. We consider that performance art, just as we consider ballet as something expressive. But what is it really besides abstract movements?

He was just trying to measure his vertical jump

Barely

He it is fun that's all it is not art😅😅

@@michealjames2628 What is art?

​@@michealjames2628 If it's fun, then it's art

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Screw this. *Leaves* 😂

If you look at the original video theyre actually cheering

His mouth was open out of excitement. For some damn reason 😂

​@@ryanrider9882it's more funny thinking of it as him yawning though

Bullshido jutsu, in Art Universe

He wasn’t yawning he was super surprised that an old man can do the same exact thing his three yr old can do hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love some art not all of what they call art 🤣

I doubt anyone's making millions off any of these performances, but i get your point

If it's that simple why haven't you done it and become a millionaire?

It would make you money provided you know how to sell it. All the difficulty is there.

@@linksavethedayTalk to an art museum first, ig. 🤷🏻‍♀️

😂😂

That's a fun activity, it's not art.

Yes!

I’m here for this idea :D

I agree

i feel like that’s just a tik tok trend i’ve seen people do to see how high they can get. at least the others are things i haven’t seen before.

Lol. 😂

You might at well go to a comedy club, at least there you won't pay 3k for the same experience 😊

It wouldn't surprise me if many arr shows like this have private openings that cost a lot of money to attend. I think you'll get more for your buck from the $50 comedy show.

Bru Art didn't use to be like that. It used to be profound, elaborated and it required extreme levels of skill and discipline. Now it's just a game, like everything else in this current world. Yup, dunno if everyone could be a true artist, but... Things have to be taken with more seriousness

Went to a modern art museum with my ex and it was really hard not to laugh. The only meaning I derived is that there are a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands with no meaning in their life, no life experiences, and nothing to say. Which I guess is valid in its own way. But I doubt thats what theyre going for.

The most artistic thing about this is his fake clap.

I think that's exactly what it is, it's called performative arts if I'm not mistaken

That's because it's performance wart, what matter is the performance not the end result

@elliot__agares and did I ever say it was? Whether it's the end result or the whole performance that's meant to be the art, a lot of this just seems rather dumb and pretentious, like how a lot of modern art tends to be, imo. Like, what can be said about a man shoveling dirt on a girl's head? That it's a commentary on the environment? Gender dynamics? Farm work? What? What about the tower of buckets of sand falling over that the guy had to literally spread his arms to indicate for the audience that he's done now, they fell over, and they can clap? Oftentimes, people say that these types of pieces are up for interpretation but then tell you what they're supposed to mean. I don't believe that these are really worthy of being called performance art because they often take no skill or creativity to do or come up with. I guess the most creativity you could gather in what it's supposed to mean, but since it's up for interpretation, it can mean anything from the audience perspective. Performance art is stuff like dance, or plays, or even stunts that take a lot of skill, creativity, talent, and even risk at times. None of these are that. The closest one I guess you could consider is the guy jumping with the marker to the wall, but that just looks more like it's for fun rather than a performance.

@@leirawhitehart1236 it's "contemporary art" rather than "modern art" (the latter is still paintings and stuff IIRC), it has to go beyond traditional art skills because those are by no means uncommon in this age where anyone can get professional art lessons, unlike in the past where having painting skills was really impressive. The art industry nowadays tries to be more engaging and go beyond illustration coz that actually creates conversation, whether negative or positive. I don't know where you got that definition of performative arts needing to be a trained skill and all that, it's not my cup of tea either but I don't think any such requirements exist. Some even include digital visualization. The people doing it are the ones formally studying and performing it, so I think they're more qualified to define it. I don't think the examples in this video are particularly good ones but there are others. I've seen the staircase one years ago too.

i thought i was the only one noticing 😊

This comment is ART bro! I literally see an images in my head as I reading this.🤯🤯🥰

I do think you are close. But you miss a crutial point. What makes you so sure that they don't understand that as well?

but its not art either. see what i did there?

Cope.

Bahahahaha thats the only comment that made me laugh, wasn't expecting it among all the generic comments

Damn, he looks FINE in it! Too classy for those childish "contemporary art" shows. He should go to the Louvre dressed like that, or see a classical theater play. I loved the video and its message, btw. But that outfit is... Chef's kiss 👌

​@@miovicdina7706 Stick to your own race and stop seeking attention.

Dude was fresh as hell. Definitely stealing 😌

Bro I thought you made an annagram out of art xd

It's a she

I do believe that is a woman slapping butter but I can hardly press my keys for laughing so who tf cares at this point

That‘s the outcome when you fight the patriarchy at 10 and have an Art Show at 11. There is only enough time left for preparing mashed potatoes and grabbing your phone charger. And apparently, if you Look concentrated enough while whipping the mashed potatoes, it‘s good enough for the audience.

Hahaha I thought it was butter - I know that little kid in background like dude that got me in trouble 😂

​@@mycoolDIt's a it's

This is some shit squirdward would do

It far from that. Maybe the 1st one. That can be taken many diffrent ways

It’s just money laundering tbh 😭 that’s how rich ppl hide their money, buy cheap art for high prices

You ever notice how astrology horoscopes are always like "you will have a day, and you will feel like you're not dead" and white bitches will be like "OMG ITS ME, THATS ME" So called art like this gives me the same ick.

​@@shimmershine6902 Hunter?