Danny calling someone "Numnuts" in fucking Grand Theft Auto V is the best thing ever

glad danny cut out the 20 minutes (not an exaggeration) he spent trying to figure out how to make the game full screen

saying “bing bong” while shooting people is the most in character thing danny could ever do

“Hi kitty!” *absolutely beats the ever living piss outta it”

Kitty: Danny: *squares up*

i’ve never heard anyone say “i want to help the community and make a positive difference” in gta

Danny doing an eight point turn to get out of the driveway then immediately exiting the car, Danny the man

Danny accidentally killing that cat while innocently trying to pet it was perfect comedy

danny in minecraft: a ruthless cat killer danny in gta: a rutheless cat killer

This is his third channel where he gets a little more serious, a little less goofy, and drinks less La Croix.

I love how Danny talks over every piece of dialogue and then has no idea what’s going on

cat: *exists* danny: say your fucking prayers, buddy

Don't mind me, just holding my cat a little tighter tonight after witnessing Danny killing his second cat

Danny killing the cat gave me flashbacks of him killing newspaper in Minecraft

"i can take him" *immediately gets clocked so hard he dies *

I want “OK how about Lamar maybe you shoot” on a tshirt

Danny is such a wholesome person and its so funny watching him play GTA cause he'll murder someone and say "Oh whoopsie daisy sorry didn't mean to do that."

Danny is getting a reputation as a cat murderer

Danny: Tackles some stranger to the ground Stranger: *Angry* Danny: “That guy was not a nice guy.”

Danny shooting up the place and saying "I'm a naughty little guy" is making me lose my marbles

"hey buddEEEE" *PUNCH* "look the fuck out!!" "he was having a bad day, idk what his problem is."

If you are a cat from a video game and you see Danny your days are numbered. He shows no mercy.

Danny is single handedly representing all of us who are bad at video games. I thank you, kind sir. Sincerely, someone who only plays the sims

Guy: DON'T SHOOT THE HOMIE Danny: *immediately shoots the homie**

danny is so calm about everything regardless of violent it is😭😭

Danny has two moods playing this game: - Danny casually committing vicious crimes - Danny apologizing the whole time while he accidentally murders cats and hits people with cars

when you say “I got to go” I can’t stop hearing that one guy from that one video you did with Drew a couple years ago

8:50 Danny: “I don’t know why I’m doing a 3-point turn, I could’ve easily backed out” Danny: Proceeds to do an 8-point turn

alternative title: danny driving badly for 23 minutes straight

5:28 Danny is doomed to kill his cats in any video game he plays *RIP Newspaper, never forgotten*

"Can I stop a crime right now?" Followed by him running a dude over made me laugh so fuckin hard

I love how Danny left out how long he took running around hallways in beginning bc he didn’t know where he was going or what he was doing lol

danny playing gta is the exact type of chaos and comedy i need right now

This game is so off brand for Danny lmao. Opposite of his wholesomeness it’s almost jarring to see him murder people 💀

Watching danny hit people so viciously then dead pan to "I'm so sorry" has been the highlight of my week

“HOW ABOUT YOU SHOOT LAMAR” IM S C R E A M I N G

Danny: punches a guy Guy: fights back Danny: he was having a bad day

that sure was an intense level but takis are SERIOUSLY intense

Danny: hey kitty 👋 Proceeds to slaughter said kitty

"You wanna get paid and I wanna not end up in a river this time. We both have goals!" Danny just casually saying this as he starts his Lamar mission for the 3rd time made my weekend. Don't worry Danny, I drove like that for a hot minute when I first started! Thanks for these laughs dude, you made my Sunday!

dannys voice is so nonthreatening

Danny's the only youtuber to lose on the tutorial

Danny's video game series is what it looks like when a smart person is figuring out how to get good at something new and there's something comforting about the honest trial and error in it and time it can take

danny: is a wholesome little boy also danny: punches a cat dead in an alleyway

danny goes “oop bad guy” as if he didnt just steal money from random people

I wish guns irl said "bing bong" when you shot them

I’m laughing so hard at Danny going up to a random person, punching them, and then saying idk what their problem was LMFOAOAOAAO

we need a sound effect with “ouchie” every time someone dies

9:10 "I'll f-kin kill you!" Danny: "Do not." The guy; understandable have a nice day

At first I thought Danny meant “cutscene” instead of “cutscreen”, but it’s clear to me now that he just knows too much about gaming to make such a mistake. It must be a feature only he knows about.

i love watching people who dont play video games much because it is interesting to see what stuff they dont instinctively understand that is almost second nature to me, very entertaining :)

For people who didn’t watch the stream y’all couldn’t see Danny was so op at aiming it was crazy 💀

Him killing that cat gave me flashbacks to newspaper and I was not ready for that

danny: bada bing bada boo also danny: kills 5 police officers while saying that

"oh i can take him." gets up and tries so hit the security guard. Security guard: 👊🏽. Danny: 💀😵

That cat was the soul of Newspaper trying to reunite with Danny…rip

Its so funny watching Danny play GTA because its like minecraft all over again where he has no idea whats going on but he's still like "Oh thats cool"

“that was an intense level” yeah but takis are SERIOUSLY intense

"Woww it's a winter wonderland out here!" *He says while shooting people.*

Danny we need this to be a series I’m begging you

Danny needs to start staying away from video game cats

my new favorite genre of video is “twitch streams in which the streamer knows nothing about the content they are streaming with”

19:30 Danny runs over random man Also Danny: Did I just stop a crime?

danny: i can take him also danny: *immediately dies after one hit*

i just know this will be a certified pog moment

I lost it when you accidentally threw yourself off the bike

I like how at 19:46 Danny second guesses if that guy was a thief when you see the wallet he stole on the ground right next to his body

11:12 “i’m just going a different way!” *drives into water*

his gamer level is growing by the second

bro watching this stream live and seeing him drive up the telephone pole actually made me cry laughing

I love that Danny’s chat absolutely refuses to let him forget about Newspaper

sobbing at danny saying bing bong whenever he shoots anyone

out of all the things i thought danny would play next i was not expecting it to be this😭

when Danny does the British accent it's too funny

“I’m gonna kill the hostages.” -Danny Gonzalez

it’s hilarious how polite danny is when playing lol

5:31 dude what’s with Danny and cats in these video games 😭😭💀

PLS THE GASP I LET OUT WHEN HE KICKED THE CAT-

I love how when Danny murders someone he’s just like “bing ❤️✨😃” or “oopsie sorry 😁”

11:20 danny talking to random dude about their goals while spinning around in a smart car and running into a pole

"can i switch back to that guy? i like that guy" me who plays gta5 just to make michael do yoga: yeah :)

12:21 just seeing him fly off the bike had me dying 😂😂😂😂

I’m laughing out loud at 1:30am right now even tho I have a 7am meeting to attend and it’s worth it cause Danny is THAT funny.

Danny’s little laugh of accomplishment at 7:49 is adorable ☺️

after years of playing other peoples saves of this game i started the story mode for myself recently and realized how hard driving missions really are and dropped it almost immediately

"danny instantly gets 5 star wanted level"

17:05 danny saying WEEEEE just makes me smile sm don’t even ask why

8:04 "Man it's good to be home." *Starts getting shot at*

Damn Danny’s new Minecraft Map looks real good

GTA: Greg Time Always

lamar: don’t shoot! danny: “he doesnt want me to shoot?” danny: *shoots*

Danny killing the cat after so excitedly saying "oh, is that a kitty? hi kitty!" absolutely sent me

5:30 made me think of newspaper. Rip newspaper😞😭🕊🕊

This is actually the funniest thing I've seen all day. I'm crying rn

Danny has killed a cat in every game he's played now.

"Dude they can't see me now" *Duck while literally parked a torn up car in middle of a walkpath*

He returned when the world needed him the most

19:13 *Franklin hitting a woman with a car* Franklin: miss, sorry ‘bout that.

18:35 THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

0:50 companies on July 1st 🥺