In all fairness, if the Kraken was real, it would be the largest piece of calamari you’ve ever seen

At this rate we're gunna see how the megaladon would prevent jfk from being assassinated.

My man didn't only stop the Titanic, he stopped the whole of the USA's history

I love his reasoning why submarines are the only way to fight a kraken. The kraken's eyes are better than sonar, so ships can't detect it before it detects the ship. Subs on the other hand can detect the kraken first because they have echolocation aka sonar.

5000 feet guy probably looks in the mirror and says "yep. It's about 14 inches"

I love how they use images of Cthulhu interchangeably with the kraken like they are the same thing

If I remember, the original, real stories of the kraken estimated it to be between 14-16 meters, and the colossal squid is 13-15 meters So they got things wrong on how we might find a huge, larger squid than the colossal squid (as it might be legitimate it's a normal colossal squid, or the kraken is smaller or the same size) and the fact that old sailor stories said it was 5000 ft

I love how most of the "American" things listed weren't even invented in America

I like how my man doesn’t realize that a nearly mile long, physics defying monster would have to put out enough energy to crush several submarines just to move its eyes in its head, much less swim, yet thinks subs would pose a problem…

"The Kraken's eye would see further than Sonar" "Subs would have powerful echolocation that would allow them to detect the Kraken in advance" Isn't there some name for the device that uses SOund (echolocation) for NAvigation and Range?

As a history buff, even if Columbus's ship got destroyed by a mythical monster, someone else would discover America at least until the 1550.

You should look into “pop bottle ecosystems.” There’s this science lab that we would do in middle school where we had to take two 2-liter bottles, cut them up, and make an ecosystem. The bottom half would have plants and multiple small fish staying in around a liter of water. The top half had plants and a bunch of crickets. The idea was that it would show you how everything in the ecosystem interacts and holds each other up. I looked up the project to see what type of fish they might have used at my school and I found a tutorial where they literally had 2 goldfish in under a liter of water. It’s not ethical to keep them there for any amount of time but there was no warning to give the fish a proper tank once the experiment is over so it seemed like it was implying that you can just keep it there as a permanent tank.

"The kraken belongs to the cephalopod family" **shows image of demon with wings** Clearly this video is an expert on the subject

The "People travel between continents in armed submarines" is basically the game Barotrauma (besides the fact that it doesn't happen on Earth).

I just realized how american I am. My first thought was, "if the kraken was real, that'd be like a fuck ton of calamari. I love fried calamari."

I love how he just says a submarine is the natural enemy of the kraken and nobody questions it

I like the concept; what might earth's societies look like if a race of monsters was around. Like how would we have developed. But it just chooses arbitrary time and technology levels and slaps a kraken in there. And then gives it super powers.

Sonar would be unable to detect a kraken first but an echo-locator (literally the same thing with a different word) would see it first

“How those things are connected at all, I don’t know” lol

A 5000 foot monster would see us from afar and just send their tentacle out to grab us. Further than sonar could, in fact. Although that does make me wonder... why are submarines with echolocation more able to find the kraken than ships with sonar... also sonic waves. Logic!

I like how the entire history of the US is erased because of the kraken, and yet the Golden Gate Bridge still exists to be attacked by it.

Wouldn't the fishing industry, in the logic of the video, either never have started or have been built with the idea of the kraken in mind?

I love how he literally took the plot from pirates of the carribean

Wait....isn't that basically kinda the plot of that terrible insulting Titanic Movie with Dolphis and Orcas that can talk to humans with help of magic tear moonbeams? That spawned a sequel and I think tv series called Tentacolino? I'm sure I remember a giant kid octopus holding Titanic together so everyone survived...

3:10 cephalopods are not a single genus, it is a whole class. Just imagine krakens, giant octopus, vampire squid, nautilus, and humblest squid all being classified in one SINGLE genus. And most “squid” photos they should are basically deformed octopus.

I just got my wisdom teeth removed and I’m watching this absolutely looped it great good job avnjjjjj!!!! Yay video very yeah

'With powerful weapons, the ship's crew strikes back' Shows normal cannons. Yes, you're using normal cannons to fight the '5000'ft kraken...makes sense😂

Kraken be saving boats left and right

ya know what I like best about this channel? I don't have to surf youtube looking for the ridiculous stuff... you find it for me!

I like how when they said "other giant squids" they show a picture of an octopus I also like how they mostly show mostly octopus footage and 3D models other than *Actual squids* in the video.

Cant wait for Kraken vs Crabzilla dawn of of the ocean

Avnj just casually roasting a baby.

That channel goes off topic faster then vsauce gives existential dread

Two things: A. Still waiting for AVNJ vs Shark Bytes B. The most important thing, a baby’s haircut

0:21 well my brain’s first instinct was “kracken needs the iceberg for chilling it’s lemonade”

For every percent of the ocean we discover, every squid gains another thousand feet

Alright so I decided to do some research on the kraken on the actual size estimate, cause sometimes people can butcher the actual size estimate. So I decided to go an read to the oldest source. The video actually underestimated it’s actually size, from the research I scrounged up on the kraken. It’s true size is 2.5 kilometers, putting that to miles, thats 1.553 miles. That’s the size of an island. It legit something of impossible size, the only way this creature can exist is only in fantasy. If such a thing were to exist it would be dead, because there not enough biomass to support it. Hell it wouldn’t even support an entire species Kraken, it makes you wonder why such a creature would even ships holding people because that’s basically a small snack.

7:37, it’s an octopus, remember that they can effectively fit in most spaces smaller than there beaks.

5000 foot krakens existed before physics was invented.

3:36 bro I can't get over this line

Before we get to far. THAT INTRO HAS ME PUMPED!!!!! Let's go kraken Vs the titanic

I swear your videos are posted at the perfect time. Whenever i do my hair i always search for something to watch on YT and a new video of yours is always there

Kraken stopping the Titanic is giving me Legend of the Titanic flashbacks. (Animated movie where a giant dogfaced octopus and a bunch of magical moontear powered talking dolphins save the passengers of the Titanic from drowning).

Brightside: says more than 4 words This guy: " yeah, sure, sure"

Fun fact: The swimming pool of the Titanic is still filled with water.

The whole time i was waiting for him to mention the marhiana trench and he didn't. Ig ill just enjoy the "We have only explored 5% of the ocean" phrase.

Krakens are shaped like spaghetti noodles: 5,000 ft long, six inches wide.

This guy, an intellectual: *The Titanic can't sink if Krakens prevent it from being built in the first place.*

That kraken video is like a little kid monologuing while playing with a bunch of bath toys.

Next bright side video: If Crabzilla was real, 9/11 would never have happened

The sonar thing depends if it’s active or passive sonar. If it’s passive, you’re not sending out a ping, you’re just listening for stuff. Active is when you send a ping and wait for it to be reflected back and listen for other signals

Cant wait to see the follow up video: How the megalodon would have prevented 9/11

I love interesting hypotheticals, even if they're based on extremely unlikely scenarios. But the thinking on this video is similar to: "What if the moon crashed into earth? First of all, you'd get moon dust in your salad, and werewolves would stop working"

The "Sure" and "Totally" are killing me. xD

Clearly, you haven't seen the animated titanic movie "Titanic: the legend goes on", which clearly shows a Krackens saving the Titanic!

The kraken was ’’only as big as gotland’’ according to a professor in the late middle ages. Gotland is the largest swedish island.

Sonar - ineffective Echo locators - effective

I can't wait to see how will they insert Titanic into this

You can't bring earths limit into question with a 5000 feet octopus that is also a demigod

Wait… if that shark in the outro is 64 feet long… and it’s clearly overlapping Zach… Zach is like around 70 feet tall. Tall Zach theory confirmed.

in a hundred years we're gonna have "if the thunderbird was real it would have stopped 9/11"

The ramblings of this video is kinda like what having ADHD is like

That armored squid guy with a staff was a DnD mindflayer.

Shoutout to the person who said "I'd box the kraken"

It’s actually common in some parts of Asia for babies to have that hairstyle with the ponytail lol

I love this mix. I researched this ship for years and you talked about a video involving the titanic

Bright side underestimate humanity's love fir throwing thermonuclear bombs at stuff

I love how it's like "what if the kraken existed" but it doesn't have any impact on the world until now. also regardless of whether the hamburger, or anything else mentioned, was invented by Americans or not, how do you know that people would have come up with it or at least something similar anyway?

but the Kraken would have also eaten all the Megalodon as well, so it may be better that it doesnt exist

This guy really wrote a whole fanfic and tried to turn it "educational"

Is this a reference to that animated Titanic movie? You know, the one with the rapping dog.

Thank you very much Mr. AVNJ very cool

“I saw the Kraken, it was over a mile and a half long.” -Someone (Probably)

Remember guys, this 5000 ft creature is still alive in the mariana trench.

I feel like the Kraken would become the intelligent civilization if it existed, Humanity, but if it was Krakens

some day my brain will spontaneously combust from bright side videos

Bet the Kraken couldn’t beat Crabzilla tho

They're calling it a squid and showing drawings of a GIANT OCTOPUS. that's an octupos.

new challenge: take a shot every time they say "Kraken"

I feel my brain cells shrivel watching the brightside video

A 5k foot creature in the water would cause tsunamis every time it moves.

The Love Kraken bit would be the perfect "stream starting soon" gif if you could make it one lol

I think the guy who made the video doesn't realise how big 5000 feet is. That is almost as long as Turkey

Actualy it could create whirlpools when it dives but they probably wouldn't be enough to sink a ship.

“We’ve only explored about 5% of the ocean” yeah cause like 80% of it is water, just water, nothing else

you uploaded around the same time as the video im watching, Now I am watching two videos at once. thanks

I feel like if the Kraken was real, it would be extinct by now solely because of humans hunting it for sport

3:34 thats got to be the best pirate ive ever seen

This guy just roasted a baby, time to sub 😂

There is actually an Italian animated movie called tentacolino where an octopus saves the Titanic from sinking, not to mention there's also a breakdancing dog. Boy it's a trip.

They said it’s eye is the size of a dinner plate…. Yet it’s 5000 feet long lmfao

Now we wait for the wave of Titanic enthusiast

that's definitely a big hunk of calamari

5:18 one kraken would be able to do that though since they have several tentacles. Also if the kraken is like a squid it would have a beak capable of piercing the hull. 5:56 it has been proven that the Vikings discovered the americas first. Most likely scenario is the Americas would be settled by the Vikings. 8:00 the depth of the water underneath the golden gate is 377 feet

I love how people act like humanity wouldnt just adapt and hunt Krakens, like we did for other creatures we encountered.

Our boy avnj roasting a baby

5,000 ft long. An eye the size of a dinner plate. That's small for such a large creature. Edit: I missed a 0

The only thing larger than this kraken is the sheer amount of suspension of disbelief necessary to watch their video

If the kraken existed, wouldn’t the environment have already adapted to its existence for the kraken to exist? So we wouldn’t have any reason to suddenly have less fish. Or are we talking about a kraken from another universe suddenly appear in the current, krakenless ecosystem?

I swear the video did not mention the Titanic at all.