I have achieved comedy

Tu é Br Neh Mano

i think i would not be very happy from being launched by a cannon too.

Imma piranha ad that ONE RANDOM GUY IN MY CLASS is a swarmer.

@Josuke Higashikata anime is garbage

*happy milk gang sounds*

*MILKA*

*MALK*

Milk XD

Lol u kill me

Chest: Who are you? Mimicrab: Am you but more efficient

I'm you but I suffocate in walls when you tame me.

And cooler

Fun Fact: Axolotls are actually a species of Salamander in real life.

@@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 does'nt everyone know that? btw axolotl's dont do methamorphosis unlike normal salamander's

And also swamp

and snow biomes

There is now a hostile mob in every biome that tries to kill you now

@@foxyscheesepufffactory2433 no said the planes till now so we might have luck Edit:i forgot parasites

@@florian0879 e

turntables

Yes my turns table vary well

Hey Michael scott

How the turn tables more like how to learn english correct Got em'

@@fr0ste1e “how to learn english CORRECT” *everybody liked that.*

Instructions: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

HALLELUJAH

Whomst has brought these unholy creatures into the world of cubes and glory? Doest thou wish a painful death? Or perhaps thou wishes domination? Whichever the reason of thous doing, thou shall be punished greatly for thous sins. BRING FORTH THY HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!

Nazdar

1, 2, 5 no wait, 3.

Makes sense since it is just a tail, head and wing.

Φτερό is the Greek word for wing thus the English word ptero

Dactyl means finger

OsVermis just means “Bone worm”.

Fried wing wing

What name that song

I bet he timed that

@@hasbullahmohamed3290 here Comes the pain train

I woulda played Thomas the train engine but earape

@@thesixgage1601 so that is where the name of the tf2 pain train comes from.

Yeah how do you know this I know it from experience but how do you know it

Cursed comments?

r/blursedcomments

uhhh, How do you know?

Relateable

This mod is probably the best with primitive mobs

true

@@starxly dont forget alex's mobs

and yes i do know im one year late

He even has his passive of reducing magic resist

I miss old fiddle so much (only the abilities, the reskin is neat)

Parasites: I WILL EAT YOU me: UNO REVERSE CARD

Hello dodogama

@@paulinewebb8561 milk

Me:hold up!, gamemode to c.

WAIT YOU WILL EAT THE PARASITES

YES

@@CHAOSFLASH Nutritious

World : We need to save australian wildlife Australian Wildlife : 3:58

XD

I literally just read this in his voice

Thanks goodness I wasnt the only to realize that looked like fiddlesticks

@@johndeer1052 lol i thought i was the only one too

They Played Us Like A Damn FIDDLE!!!......i am not sorry :)

Exactly my thoughts

Noice. But they are Fiddlesticks wannabes!!!!!!!!!!!! Still pretty nice, I want them.

imagine survival in this mode 👁️👄👁️

😧😧😧😧😧so cool

@@The_Potato4456 you are the true toxic kid bro who thought you would be a big pro but nevermind because i know your the low bro

@@YOUR_bad886 wha- *is this roblox rap battles?*

Vespa: *Exists in this mod* Spider: FINALLY, Lunch at last!

Husk: I SHALL DEFEAT YOU Wendigo: *Taller and powerful than husk* Husk: On second thought, I should go. My mom is calling me.

Looking cool salamander!

It's a tank - a - Lamander it's has two spices it's a classic and a nether type

G U N

NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!

RIP all mobs

Many thanks for the kind words! =]

The mobs feel like they belong in Minecraft

I like how the videos get straight into the subject, and the fact that there's no voice commentary makes the videos kinda relaxing to watch.

@@textConjure I want Piranhas, Scarecrows, and a Piranha gun to appear in MINECRAFT

Raven: new of news

Is this a monty phiton reference?

@@Ronimus-prime very clearly yes

@@Ronimus-prime "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

@@Ronimus-prime It's very likely a Terraria reference which itself was refernmence. The molten Armor and by name and design is straight outta Terraria and the design of the poison weapon is a recolored Terraria sword. The Piranha Gun of Terraria most likely is an inspiration too for this mod

@@giratina6665 Monty phython's holy grail is older than Terraria, so it would still be a monty phython reference

Me:I want to buy it please?

They are not only tamable mimics, they are *crabs*

@@the_parasites *YESSSSSS*

Lol the chad raven should be in minecraft

*their

@ from the old chad memes just a buff chad monster

nicee

Raven be like : ...Oh yeah...I can dance like a boss 😎✨

In the video you put Ingheta instead of Ice Zombie-

@@SmellsLikeAPotato You're right and I changed it now 😮

I'm sorry the parasite made me scream and almost killed myself out of pure fright

@@SmellsLikeAPotato that means text might be romanian since ingheta is a romanian word

Scarecrow be frightening Just imagine being alone in a Minecraft night behind you a scarecrow jumpscares you and insta kills because it has strength II

“Get him he rker”

Human: Look, what a cute dog ! Dog : "Nobody: The person who has this mod in a world: Danger is everywhere " Human: Oh, no. It is retarded.

Fun fact: The mod added new mobs, as far as I've seen, there is a total of 2 new mobs: The banshee, who spanws everywhere (it can fly very fast, so prepare a lot of arrows if you want to hunt them) and the avaton, who is from desert (I haven't see it a lot, so I can't say what it does) so now danger is truly *EVERYWHERE*, except the end, aparently.

@@angelsampedro835 but the end is a death zone the food is horrible and one look at the eyes of an enderman and you're doomed

Don't look now All around you there is DANGER DANGER Up and down All around you there is DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER

Lol

lul

Gah, vic's modern warfare. That mod is such a pain the the butt to get to work properly. Took me a couple weeks of troubleshooting to get it to work without crashing. But now, I've got my Remington 870 and pack of 10 wolves for pets. "We're huntin big game tonight boys."

@@TubeOfLaughes Wwlcome to open season, komrade ! (load SPAS)

Same thing

@@narenthebeesechurgerman422 nope. Skinwalker. Very different.

@@enderwalkgang Pretty sure ithaqua can refer to either creature

@@narenthebeesechurgerman422 not really considiering in native american mythology they are seperate creatures, with major differences. Ithaqua is the natibe word for skinwalkers and the word Wendigo itself is the native word for well, wenidgos. Skinwalker is a nickname that spawned because its bad to speak of skinwalkers as that attarcts them, so an alt. Name was created to indirectly speak of them

@@enderwalkgang whoops i replied to a dozen comments otherwise my bad

*Wheeze*

..............ok

THEY ARE NOT *_P A J A M A S_* !

Equip his skin first

@@gamerbloxofficial1144 Vector armour meme

Can confirm

"Os vermins" Means "The Pests" in Portuguese

@@Mattno.777 it also means bone worm

I think the mod creator is Romanian

Just in case if any killer rabbits attack.

@@mistercarterceoofdoodlewor6468 aw cmon a killer rabbit? it cant be that bad.

Jacob You sweet summer child.

There is actually a secret Killer Bunny in vanilla Minecraft, and frankly, I’m a little disappointed he didn’t use the Holy Hand Grenade on it.

@@ellenjester7035 its more dangerous than a baby zombie

And the osvermis is basically dead hand from tloz

i thinking in the same thing

ikr

That was the comment I was looking for

have you tried optifine?

@@siam_enjoyer8584 On my old computer yes but not for the current one. I have looked into it but even for games like overwatch, I crash in the menus so I am not sure if it would really help me. Thank you for the suggestion.

The first video I watched was primitive mobs as well, but I saw it in my recommended rather than searching for it. I subbed to his channel not long after seeing his first video lol

Fun

Its a skinwalker

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mJ54gpmZx8edink.html

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html

Please brainwash

Yessss

You know i recognize the StarCraft 2 sounds (swarmers)

Nnnnnnope

Yeah! That would be epic!! :)

@@lisadoe9759 no i mean they werent added in the cave update :/

@@dafrag1604 Not now. Maybe... maybe someday

Wow, the Warden is fun to play with because they are the only mob that will go after sound and can't see!

Hel-reaver

Very true

Hmm

Plague doctor:not today

When the Undead Swine realizes Text skinned his real friend: *ThOmAs ThE tAnK eNgInE's CoMiNg FoR yOu!*

@@killerdoge6777 lol

The more u know

The different colors reminded me of the pokemon Murkrow and its evolution Honchkrow.

A tank:salamander

You forgot one a false chest

Its actually a reference yes

This mod is full of references. It also has a couple of wow references

Mine was the parasite

Same

@Nish The Great 😮😮😮

Same I like the masked one better tho

Pteras or mimcrabs Are better

you say that like it's a problem

From what I know magpies are just a diferent type of bird

Is penghouls just pingu but pingu is dead frozen ?

I think that they are a refrence to Don't Starve!

*BEHOLD, THE BIRB LORD, BOW DOWN TO ME!* not me, the lord

Salamander:I will shot you!

Strider: ;-;

Strider:*throws a speed potion onto him*TRY ME!*runs away via lava*

@@testingsomething6859 Salamander: Not if I shoot you first. I bet you can't do this! *fires cannon* Hail military power! Strider: Why....

Yes

And jungles biome Fucking parasites and ptera

It is and the scythe's name is AZRAEL'S scythe. Bit odd we got us a league fan.

Its a skinwalker. Not a wenidgo.

bruh its says wendigo tho??

@@fr0ste1e do you knoe how many peoppe misidentify one for the other? And so often? Many skinwalker traits are given to Wendigo whoch feeds into this loop of misidentification based on misinfomation. Wendigos are more of a winter monster, and in truth? Are frosty ghouls or v e r y tall winter zombies. Skinwalkers are the deer zombie humanoids.

@@enderwalkgang okay then

The mimicrab reminds me of chester

Def took inspiration from the moonrock pengulls

Or the subnautica belov zero penguins

Maybe if he gave the zombie penguins(and other "dead mobs") fish and a new item called: New Heart of The Dream will transform him into live again! Like: Skeleton And Zombie: A new mob called Citzen? Zombie Pigman/Zombified Piglin: Piglin Zombie Villager: Villager The Dead Penguin: Penguin And etc And gave the ability to resuscitate the dead mobs/players(like the you pet in minecraft that dead)

Yeah, both the Mimicrabs and Penghouls def remind me of Chester and the Moonrock Pengulls.

It's a knockoff of the zelda chicken

Yos,I'm TERRIFIED of those

ithaqua is another name for the wendigo

It's terrifying in my opinion

ithaquas are a part of lovecraft mythos, w*ndigoes are from algonquin folklore, (I censored the name because they aren’t supposed to be talked about by non natives)

of course theyre gonna attack zombies the only reason why theyre in zombies is because they hate zombies you dumbass

My smeltry will never go cold again!

Azrael’s scythe is death